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[–]GoodLordigans 1007 points1008 points ago

Well, I for one hope that people try out this trick on the comments of this thread...

(If you have the Reddit Enhancement Suite, press 'a' to upvote, and 'j' to move down a post.)

[–]David34343 481 points482 points ago

UPVOTES FOR YOU!!!! UPVOTES FOR YOU!!!! UPVOTES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]darkciti 305 points306 points ago

Hit me up!

[–]Oropendola 169 points170 points ago

Karma Train?

[–]FuCKiNTowel 73 points74 points ago

[–]TheCrash84 32 points33 points ago

All aboard!

[–]Pheon809 1 point2 points ago

I'm on! I'm on!

[–]Im_Unlucky 44 points45 points ago

just reply to a top comment to hop on it!

[–]David34343 189 points190 points ago

UPVOTE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

[–]TMez27 131 points132 points ago

Me too?

[–]David34343 49 points50 points ago

EEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]bubbaaa 2 points3 points ago

not me?

[–]David34343 1 point2 points ago

what's this in my pocket?!?! BAM!!! IT'S A MUTHAFUCKIN UPVOTE!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Kongo204 1 point2 points ago

Who?

[–]Pheon809 1 point2 points ago

Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

[–]TMez27 136 points137 points ago

What about me?

[–]Palecrayon 102 points103 points ago

Sneaky bastard!

[–]Ella6361 76 points77 points ago

.... me ?

[–]reddit932 77 points78 points ago

Sure why not...

[–]awesosaur 54 points55 points ago

Choo-Choo!

[–]guble 49 points50 points ago

let's do this!

[–]turnondruid 277 points278 points ago

Much better than bees.

[–]awesosaur 51 points52 points ago

I fucking love BEES!

[–]coldgluegun 33 points34 points ago

I hope to jump on this b-train...

[–]Great_Bambi 14 points15 points ago

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[–]ghal4 10 points11 points ago

HEY HE HAS BEES! NO BEES. !

[–]Im_Unlucky 20 points21 points ago

Bees are the shit. Wasps are mother fuckers.

[–]Aperture_Scientist4 51 points52 points ago

I demand context.

[–]NinthNova 27 points28 points ago

They got cars.

Not bees.

People like cars.

[–]Aperture_Scientist4 21 points22 points ago

Thanks for that, but I was really asking why bees were edited onto it. I had assumed that Oprah Winfrey didn't actually loose a maelstrom of bees onto an unassuming audience.

[–]NinthNova 21 points22 points ago

I think it's from Conan O'Brien, you'd have to ask him.

[–]v4mpyr054 5 points6 points ago

bees are the shit!

[–]sam8940 11 points12 points ago

Lets hope people are still doing this

[–]Tyrulan 607 points608 points ago

Free upboats?

[–]xChaoZ 382 points383 points ago

I missed all the upboats. Now back to my misery called life.

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[–]cmonroy 52 points53 points ago

wooo pinata time!

[–]TerminalHappiness 49 points50 points ago

I have no idea what's happening in this thread but I want upboats right now.

[–]ficaholic 41 points42 points ago

Upboats? O:

[–]BobbyTheChill 42 points43 points ago

Yes upboats!

[–]coldgluegun 26 points27 points ago

Better than upside-down boats. Those are sinkers.

[–]The-Mathematician 2 points3 points ago

Commenting for upvotes.

[–]GoodLordigans 485 points486 points ago

Free upboats.

[–]Tyrulan 341 points342 points ago

Free upboats!

[–]funkendread 272 points273 points ago

Upwardly mobile nautical vessels, gratis! FINALLY!

[–]elesdee 242 points243 points ago

8008132

[–]fraudisokay 206 points207 points ago

I don't think that's how that works.

[–]pime 189 points190 points ago

Did you try turning your monitor upside down?

[–]joehouin 140 points141 points ago

i got to here... then i discovered the kakakaka trick >:D

(z = downvote. I'm not evil enough for that. But I will take back my upvotes!)

[–]Kroxzy 110 points111 points ago

Kakakakakaka doesn't do anything.

[–]mount_eerie 234 points235 points ago

Choo-choo!

[–]torosyan 52 points53 points ago

ALL ABOARD!

[–]LiquorballSandwich 14 points15 points ago

HERBADERRRRR!!

[–]sakkarozglikoz 49 points50 points ago

I LIKE TRAINS

[–]coldgluegun 13 points14 points ago

I think I can, I think I can...get on this train.

[–]Ass_Dragon 15 points16 points ago

... and 'x' to expand the image.

[–]Unfa 49 points50 points ago

I can has massively acquired karma now?

[–]coldgluegun 10 points11 points ago

Do not we all aspire for this? Tis it not just a simple dream of mine?

[–]AquaPony 31 points32 points ago

might as well hijack the top comment for some karma. Kinda seems like /r/circlejerk in here

[–]coldgluegun 10 points11 points ago

I would love to join in on this.

[–]D3m0nzz 12 points13 points ago

I hit everyone on the page ;)

[–]morbo1993 56 points57 points ago

This... this will change my life!

[–]atg284 13 points14 points ago

motorvotes!!!

[–]coldgluegun 15 points16 points ago

^ I like that one.

[–]pikk 35 points36 points ago

starting from the bottom... ZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZ

[–]MacDonaldV3 38 points39 points ago

I feel replying to this is like playing Russian roulette.

[–]RisingStar 58 points59 points ago

Well what the shit is this...

[–]Reclaimer69 15 points16 points ago

ajajajajaja

It's like I'm laughing in Spanish.

[–]OsoRojo 15 points16 points ago

I heard there was karma to be had here. Am I too late?

[–]CornflakeJustice 6 points7 points ago

DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT THE "J" "Z" DOWNVOTE TRICK OHNOES!

[–]SirRipo 10 points11 points ago

What's a ZJ?

[–]r4nge 13 points14 points ago

give

[–]cant_stand 60 points61 points ago

Just upvoted every comment in this thread in like 9 seconds. Awesome.

[–]vestig 1 point2 points ago

I love this

[–]Matlock_ 13 points14 points ago

the top twenty of you get upvotes.
then i got bored.

[–]stagfury 21 points22 points ago

I always prefer a ZJZJZJZJZJ

[–]YouHaveBreastCancer 9 points10 points ago

This is why the Taliban is trying to kill us.

[–]ponk_2 9 points10 points ago

Now you can give all the upvotes!

[–]nocentsofhumour 9 points10 points ago

[–]kluanelaker 155 points156 points ago

JAJAJAJAJAJA is HAHAHAHAHA in spanish

[–]rbc41 96 points97 points ago

JAJAJAJAJAJA is YESYESYESYESYESYES in german

[–]pppihus 64 points65 points ago

ANDANDANDANDANDANDAND in Estonian

[–]alucard87pl 59 points60 points ago

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME in Polish :)

[–]Dark_Prism 62 points63 points ago

It's always about YOUYOUYOU...

[–]skoyama 47 points48 points ago

JAJAJA is SOSOSO in japanese!

[–]kluanelaker 52 points53 points ago

Not sure if actual upvotes or just karma train.

[–]Capt_Ido_Nos 93 points94 points ago

And for the English speakers, AJAJAJAJAJAJA is basically gibberish.

[–]animoscity 15 points16 points ago

Also known as Karma spam

[–]kluanelaker 3 points4 points ago

Spam spam spam spamitty spam spam spam

[–]redsmith12 19 points20 points ago

Am I the only person who changed the default keybinds so I could do everything with one hand?

[–]Havanacus 31 points32 points ago

You're the reason we can't have nice things.

[–]flinxsl 73 points74 points ago

Type in javascript:$(".up").click()() in the address bar and it upvotes everything on the page.

[–]SharkUW 48 points49 points ago

I hate that method/syntax. $(".up").trigger("click") is more proper to me.

[–]Bryguy9312 20 points21 points ago

does this work in chrome? Every time I do it I get a google search

[–]flinxsl 27 points28 points ago

You can't copy paste, have to type it.

[–]Bryguy9312 22 points23 points ago

Well that's bizarre, there must be an easier way...

[–]NerdyNThick 11 points12 points ago

You can copy and paste it, just add "javascript:" before it, like follows:

javascript:$(".up").trigger("click")

just tried it now and every comment has just been upvoted by me... you're all welcome ;)

edit: jQuery FTW...

[–]zamadatix 13 points14 points ago

Save it as a bookmark, Shift+Control+B should toggle the bookmark bar if you like to show it only as needed (or prefer to use the wrench to navigate to it). These kinds of tricks are commonly referred to as bookmarklets and can do many useful tricks.

It is either a security concern or has to do with how chrome parses things in the omnibar (or both).

[–]NerdyNThick 7 points8 points ago

You can copy and paste it, just add "javascript:" before it, like follows:

javascript:$(".up").trigger("click")

just tried it now and every comment has just been upvoted by me... you're all welcome ;)

edit: jQuery FTW...

[–]SyntaxBlitz 30 points31 points ago

This is how inflation occurs. Why do you want to destroy the beautiful exchange rate of Reddit karma?

[–]flinxsl 19 points20 points ago

I believe in equal karma for the masses. Lately on reddit karma wealth has been accumulated too much in the top 1% of users.

[–]DaJared 44 points45 points ago

Now this guy has the right idea.

[–]THIS_IS_NOT_DOG 6 points7 points ago

[–]mine_doctor 21 points22 points ago

bring those upvotes down here to the bottom of this thread!

[–]Ixilary 41 points42 points ago

I'm so confused.

[–]Zck113 5 points6 points ago

I was going to hop aboard the train, but I thought.. Naww, that's crazy.

[–]chubbedup 18 points19 points ago

AJed. Every single one of you, AJed. I AJed you, and you, and you, fucking everyone. A. J.

[–]fomorian 14 points15 points ago

Replying twice to get more of that delicious karma.

[–]badwolfx 24 points25 points ago

lanky kong?!

[–]darkops32 25 points26 points ago

I did it. For every comment thus far.

[–]JBenzy670 10 points11 points ago

LOL. Upvotes for everyone!!!!

[–]mysticalone 16 points17 points ago

[–]FedexSentMeAHead 27 points28 points ago

Oprah of Karma,

You get karma, You get karma, and you get karma.

[–]Diirge 3 points4 points ago

Just tried that on this thread for the first time then had to go undo each one manually because I felt like such a whore

[–]SicCorona 2 points3 points ago

That was fun

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 17 points18 points ago

I wanted to make a witty comment to jump aboard the karma train, but they've all been taken.

[–]Sokonomi 23 points24 points ago

Hit me mamajama!

[–]anotherthrowaway4259 9 points10 points ago

wow, totally just upvoted everybody

[–]slockley 27 points28 points ago

Is this some kind of karmic pyramid scheme?

[–]jibbybonk 17 points18 points ago

Im a fan of the JXAJXAJXA trick

[–]Cornwalace 13 points14 points ago

All Aboard The Karma Train!

[–]b_pilly 12 points13 points ago

shhhlurrrpppppppp

[–]Pum_Pum 38 points39 points ago

I was late to the karma train :(

[–]Reclaimer69 11 points12 points ago

I think I'm later than you man. Stupid internet being down.

[–]Pum_Pum 11 points12 points ago

Doesn't matter, take my upvote!

[–]r0rsch4ch 26 points27 points ago

Oh boy not this again.

[–]kehrk 22 points23 points ago

Get the mother fuck off of Reddit, you're blindly upvoting potentially shitty content, therefore directly contributing to the rise of unwanted shit on Reddit.

Seriously, there's too many assholes like you. Get the fuck out.

[–]Pankaiks 15 points16 points ago

AJAJAJAJAJAJ

[–]RDub3685 17 points18 points ago

MANNA FROM HEAVEN!

[–]SuperCath41st 18 points19 points ago

first time I laugh out loud after seeing a gif.

[–]yinoryang 53 points54 points ago

Karmalicious.

[–]evilwithasmile 3 points4 points ago

His arms are so long

[–]The_Gooch_Goochman 4 points5 points ago

I guess I'm too late to ride this Karma train to hell.

[–]JaffahCake 30 points31 points ago

Upvotes?

[–]TheMeowMeow 13 points14 points ago

Where do I get this, "RES"?

[–]thelittlewhitebird 13 points14 points ago

two times in one day ? motherofgod.jpg

[–]grenagesss 27 points28 points ago

Was anyone surprised to see how thin the dude turned out to be?

[–]markman71122 24 points25 points ago

Doin the bernie!

[–]Rainman_Hustorm 7 points8 points ago

HAHAHA I'm glad someone else recognized it!

[–]codine 9 points10 points ago

Upboats!!!!

[–]AriBBCP 63 points64 points ago

or as i like to call it

the ZJZJZJZJZJ trick

[–]IAmTheBean 34 points35 points ago

What's a ZJ?

[–]windows_xpew 30 points31 points ago

God, what movie/show was that from? I could never recall

[–]IAmTheBean 18 points19 points ago

Beerfest! It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ

[–]windows_xpew 8 points9 points ago

LOL YES!!! This has bothered me for years, spank you!

[–]skootles 41 points42 points ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–]AriBBCP 27 points28 points ago

JZ

[–]GarnetandBlack 30 points31 points ago

Balance in the force, there must be.

[–]pime 17 points18 points ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–]monstrmyles 40 points41 points ago

On man... That video was made in the town I live in...this hurts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]eduardog3000 11 points12 points ago

Meanwhile, I'll be using the ZJ trick.

[–]ChipsHanden 14 points15 points ago

This is my favorite .gif on the internet.

[–]Cowsleep 5 points6 points ago

Uploaded a whole bunch of comments before i figured out.

[–]namith 43 points44 points ago

Thank you.

[–]5thStrangeIteration 25 points26 points ago

Fun Fact: The extremely popular terminal based Unix/Linux text editors "Vi" and "Vim" first used the idea of the "j" and "k" keys to move down and up lines respectively ("h" and "l" to move left and right) while editing a file. This allowed for much faster editing since your fingers don't have to move off the main keyboard keys. Vi was first created in 1976; the "h,j,k,l" idea is pretty old and still very popular among programmers today.

[–]androph 13 points14 points ago

You deserve some upvotes for actually saying something intelligent in this threat.

[–]tuckwilli 8 points9 points ago

Mah nigga.

[–]rather_be_redditing 12 points13 points ago

tooooot tooooot alll aboaaard!

[–]Hagane17 10 points11 points ago

ZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZJ

[–]fomorian 11 points12 points ago

one sole negative karma comment... all aboard the karma train!

[–]jalapenopipe 16 points17 points ago

Karma Train! CHOO CHOO

[–]Bwenj 23 points24 points ago

I'M LATE. FUUUCK.

[–]Offbeat_Blitz 17 points18 points ago

Posting for free karma.

[–]bottlebob32 36 points37 points ago

ALL ABOARD! KARMA TRAIN DEPARTING IN 2 MINUTES!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

Oh fuck, am I too late?

[–]awesosaur 7 points8 points ago

nah, I got you!

[–]rubiksman333 24 points25 points ago

zjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjz

[–]tevinkully 21 points22 points ago

Let's see how this karma party turns out.

[–]wallaberry 13 points14 points ago

The karma god has blessed us

[–]turnleftdale 32 points33 points ago

AJ?

More like ZJ.

[–]Vynlamor 4 points5 points ago

Dear God!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

Might as well get on THIS karma train!

[–]Muzzles56 33 points34 points ago

Every few days, this post comes up...

WE GET IT

[–]marisunday 29 points30 points ago

I don't.

[–]lost-and-confused 3 points4 points ago

Never seen this. But I upvoted you anyway, just like I did everyone else on the page.

[–]lockzhere 18 points19 points ago

SO MUCH ORANGE

[–]diggerB 18 points19 points ago

Post in this thread for guaranteed upvotes!

[–]Meowingtin 26 points27 points ago

AWESOME

[–]wannafightaboutitb 4 points5 points ago

ZJZJZJZJZ is WAY more fun!

[–]char920 4 points5 points ago

What do you mean FREE upboats?

[–]joshyduo 13 points14 points ago

Comment

[–]StaleRender 9 points10 points ago

I don't understand why this is okay

[–]nick42 24 points25 points ago

not even gonna bother reading comments now, just gonna upvote them all

[–]tyrantlytamale 5 points6 points ago

Lazy redditer is lazy.

[–]dinofan01 16 points17 points ago

So this pretty much turned into a karma party with everyone testing the feature out? At least that's what I did.

[–]JamesDauphrey 19 points20 points ago

ayup. Everybody here just got an upvote from me

Including the guy who wrote 80082.

[–]PerfectSplit 16 points17 points ago

I feel like I should downboat everything here just so all of these upboats have something to float in.

naw, screw it! AJAJAJAJ!

[–]captainwacky91 8 points9 points ago

I have no idea what in the hell he is doing. Can someone please explain?

[–]SupaFlySnookums 13 points14 points ago

more like ZJZJZJZJZJ you fucking losers.

[–]ScaryGarcia 12 points13 points ago

this is most fun i've had since... i gave out thousands of upboats!

[–]OrangeSimply 9 points10 points ago

Let the games begin!

[–]Mitz510 3 points4 points ago

In case you white folks are wondering that dance in the gif. is called the "Bernie", named after the movie "Weekend at Bernie's".

[–]jalapenopipe 2 points3 points ago

More Karma? I'll Take It!

[–]thebearcat 5 points6 points ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a lot of people just got free upvotes.

[–]raddue 11 points12 points ago

I want some too!

[–]RainbowCrash582 1 point2 points ago

Om-nom-nom, upvotes for all!

[–]NinthNova 2 points3 points ago

I can't be the only one who thinks that "the burnie" is the most retarded dance move ever.

[–]SkeetMunnay 2 points3 points ago

NOW PEOPLE WILL THINK IM WITTY WITH ALL MY KARMA

[–]ragnaROCKER 4 points5 points ago

fuck you. you are taking the most important thing about this site and fucking it up.

not even to mention that it is against reddiquette, but you are basically advocating spamming shit.

we are supposed to use it to either embrace or dispose of relevant/non-relevant content.

fuck you man. you are breaking reddit and celebrating it.