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"Impregnate my ass!" and other motivational quotes from Japan. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]enigmatican 13 points14 points ago

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I just noticed that I actually read some of the sources of these before. Not sure if good thing, or bad thing.

[–]fakeuser555 3 points4 points ago

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Please... share.

[–]Trublhappn 0 points1 point ago

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Still not sure if good or bad... but you're not alone @_@

[–]enigmatican 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure exactly where some of them are from, but remember reading them. The line about the woman having sex with an alligator is from Suishin in Kemono for Essential, a bestiality anthology. I think the line about terrorist action against my ass is from Manga Nazenani Kyoushitsu, but I'm not sure. Can't remember the others are from.

[–]TheJediJew[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Nazenani Kyoushitsu is seriously WTF all on it's own....

[–]EtTuZoidberg 1 point2 points ago

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links please?

[–]TheJediJew[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I've posted a couple of links in reply to other comments and I hate myself.

[–]EtTuZoidberg 0 points1 point ago

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why my good sir, just think of it as a contribution to society.

[–]orthag 1 point2 points ago

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The only one i recognize is the armpit dick one, and i don't even remember where i saw it.

[–]flamingflamingos 9 points10 points ago

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Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?!

[–]TheJediJew[S] 2 points3 points ago

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My favourite is:

"Well this is a bit of a pickle, though. What does it say about a grade school teacher if she doesn't want to fuck her students?"

[–]flamingflamingos 0 points1 point ago

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T.T There's just so many of them... I.. I don't know what to choose

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

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That one isn't really all that crazy. It's a very sane question about a very insane situation.

[–]TheJack38 6 points7 points ago

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What the flying, everloving fuck did I just read... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Martholomule 4 points5 points ago

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Well, for example, you read "TEACH US HOW TO USE DICKS"

[–]lachlan334 4 points5 points ago

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"I'm being fucked by my own cock" is from a manga called Playing With Portals, if I remember correctly.

The quote is from a woman.

[–]TheJediJew[S] 3 points4 points ago

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You.... what have you done....

[–]ufoNtexas 7 points8 points ago

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This is why I do Reddit. Thank you for reminding me.

[–]enigmatican 2 points3 points ago

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aaaannndddd saved for later. TYVM

[–]LogicWizard 1 point2 points ago

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This is brilliant. Well done OP, at last something wtf worthy. Also belongs in /funny too.

[–]guignoleyes 1 point2 points ago

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I recognize the fourth one down on the left. It's from a lovely little story called "Ashita wa Umi," or "The Beach Tomorrow."

[–]TheJediJew[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Good call!

Wait... what am I saying! ಠ_ಠ

[–]super_communist 3 points4 points ago

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Now I KNOW that reddit steals stuff from 4chan(I've seen this on 4chan)

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Really? Rage Comics, Meme macros, and this is what tipped you off?

[–]TheJediJew[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I have no doubt that this is stolen from somewhere. I found it randomly on Imgur thanks to this. Thought others might enjoy it as well.

[–]Trublhappn -2 points-1 points ago

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I call bullshit, we all know you copied it from your favorites.

[–]TheJediJew[S] 2 points3 points ago

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You're welcome to call whatever you want. I don't really care if you believe me or not.

[–]Melonetta 0 points1 point ago

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OGHHH!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"a dick with phimosis is the best!"

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[–]Dx_Mx -2 points-1 points ago

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Saw this a long time ago