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[–]amuhammed82393 240 points241 points ago

[–]off_topic_commenter 75 points76 points ago

Same person and everything. Wow, Well shit good find.

[–]MunroX 29 points30 points ago

Do you think he works for the company that makes them?

[–]IDlOT 5 points6 points ago

At least change the subreddit goddamnit.

[–]RyanPhamcake 23 points24 points ago

LOL caught in the act.

[–]clickwir 5 points6 points ago

If there are buyers, there are sellers.

I don't blame the reposters, I blame the people that feed them upvotes.

[–]Gonoan 3 points4 points ago

i blame both

[–]inveitable 0 points1 point ago

I was watching you while you posted that, you weren't laughing you lying sack of fuck.

[–]psychroclasm 20 points21 points ago

Damn. That's pretty bold.

[–]jeffythunders 8 points9 points ago

I just don't know what to believe anymore

[–]buttrnutsquash 8 points9 points ago

I knew I had seen this picture here before. I wish I could fine people karma for blatantly reposting things.

[–]kdogg53 11 points12 points ago

click his name and down vote every post he has posted

[–]Deekzlol 1 point2 points ago

Go to his page with RES.

ZJZJZJZJZJZ~

[–]BonzoTheBoss 2 points3 points ago

Does that work though? I thought downvoting from their profile didn't actually do anything, you actually have to go to each thread and downvote. This is to prevent drive-by downvoting like this.

[–]0ranje 0 points1 point ago

And we come to a congruent, and final, definition of the term 'zj.'

[–]zegolf 0 points1 point ago

Dear Lord, that was surprisingly fun!

[–]namith 0 points1 point ago

You can, it's called a downvote.

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap. He's been doing it all day. He's waited exactly a moth to repost all of his old content. Plug any of the images he's submitted today into karmadecay, and he posted it a month ago.

[–]Mellih17 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for you sir, double down for him. That's my punishment for people who double post.

[–]clydem 53 points54 points ago

Every moment of everyday of my life from now until I wave-jump on that thing will be spent imagining how fucking awesome it would be to wave-jump on that thing.

[–]lolsail 6 points7 points ago

Same. I want to know where it's from so I can visit it. It looks like amazing fun.

[–]lolsail 0 points1 point ago

They've posted the same thing again? How.. special...

[–]stikkyfingaz 1 point2 points ago

Theres lots in Thailand, but its not really that fun after a couple jumps.

[–]clickwhistle 25 points26 points ago

LIES!!!! THOSE ARE LIES!!!!!

[–]stikkyfingaz -4 points-3 points ago

You're only like a metre higher so you're better off finding a pool with a diving board.

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 0 points1 point ago

Because the waves are tiny in Thailand.

[–]CopaceticZ 5 points6 points ago

This is what you all really want. Now we just need to get one in heavy surf.

[–]WokeSmeed 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck did they stretch the water? Is it to make the reflection look more impressive? That would be pathetic

[–]CosmicBard 28 points29 points ago

Lots to say.

First off, this is a repost. And not just any repost. A repost the OP made himself. To the SAME subreddit. Way to play, champ.

Secondly, this idea is fucking stupid. Let's fly six feet into the air and land on a solid plastic surface. That sounds fun.

[–]Turd_Party 11 points12 points ago

My god.

If we're not vigilant about these kinds of things the entire fake internet point market could crash and devalue all of our precious karma!

[–]Ceejae -1 points0 points ago

It looks quite soft, and even if it's not (again, I doubt it), it is floating on water. That's a pretty good shock absorption system if I ever saw one.

[–]arob95 5 points6 points ago

My crew team uses the exact same kind of dock and the whole thing is made of hard plastic. It would hurt like a motherfucker.

[–]bluntmasterflash -1 points0 points ago

The people in the picture don't look very hurt.

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[–]Ceejae -2 points-1 points ago

Yes... And the physics involved in the reason that hurts would not apply to something floating on the water's surface.

[–]bluntmasterflash 2 points3 points ago

You are right Ceejae, I don't care how much they ignorantly downvote you.

[–]Cheese-Its_Christ -1 points0 points ago

That's just plain not true at all. Large surface area = low amount of give on impact. It's the exact same principle as belly flopping. Surface tension is a bitch, dude.

[–]Mousefart 11 points12 points ago

dear darkreef2, have you ever actually played/used one of those before? I thought not.

Love, someone very unimportant.

[–]Stahrk 5 points6 points ago

Wait, he reposted his own post? What a douche.

[–]TheMediumPanda 21 points22 points ago

Again?! Can we PLEASE fucking stop reposting this one?

[–]clickwir 3 points4 points ago

If there are buyers, there are sellers.

I don't blame the reposters, I blame the people that feed them upvotes.

[–]TheMediumPanda 2 points3 points ago

Well, that's a somewhat valid point. I assume one could also say that if the poster hadn't seen it before and the voters hadn't either, it's hard to deal with the problem. Anyway, to each his own I guess.

[–]bigbabich 2 points3 points ago

This guy reposts his own reposts.

[–]Canardlaquay 7 points8 points ago

Downvote to hell please...

[–]NegroAmigo 0 points1 point ago

Im doing my part

[–]Red_Lee 5 points6 points ago

This would be awesome during the 2 months I can swim in Lake Superior and not have my testicles on my insides.

[–]Mr_Wolfgang_Beard -1 points0 points ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but lakes don't normally have waves like this.

[–]nikmisnikmis 5 points6 points ago

The Great Lakes, they are pretty big

[–]Mr_Wolfgang_Beard 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough. I guess our lakes aren't big enough here in the British Isles.

[–]nikmisnikmis 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, I guess its just the size. The great lakes, especially Superior, are really more like inland freshwater seas. Lake Superior is more than half the size of England itself.
Here is a crazy person surfing in Minnesota

http://youtu.be/w4Lg6-rIIp4

[–]CONTEHhh 2 points3 points ago

i wonder if they sell something like this i can throw in my pickup and if i will get my shit rocked for using it somewhere near nothern cali

[–]ilikeapples312 2 points3 points ago

[–]Theo95aa 2 points3 points ago

It's a fucking Dock. Not a toy. I've seen it used hundreds of times. It's mostly used near water sport areas to mount the boats and all that shit that is used for the water sports.

[–]ameilius 2 points3 points ago

This WOULD be cool if we hadn't seen it 308 times!

[–]Pineapple60 6 points7 points ago

its called a floating wave dock

[–]buster2Xk 5 points6 points ago

That's a funny name. I would've called em chazwozzers!

[–]laker489 -1 points0 points ago

Simpsons in Australia!!

[–]colinbr96 9 points10 points ago

Fuck how many times does this have to be reposted until it no longer gets upvoted?

[–]ironyfree 1 point2 points ago

God this is getting to be worse than the angel that made the guy hit himself post. How many fucking times.....

[–]Ease_on_by 1 point2 points ago

This is just a floating painters pontoon. A really fucking big one, those cubes are something like 150euro each. Better off putting astroturf and a bbq on it.

Source: I do paint repairs on superyachts.

[–]sirkingsleyz 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost to a repost...repostception

[–]harlyboy 2 points3 points ago

Is there a video of this thing in action?

[–]dannythepetrock 1 point2 points ago

[–]psychroclasm 3 points4 points ago

See, I was going to tell you that you were wrong, and that boobies are the best toys, but... I'm starting to think you're right.

[–]TheWhaleMan 3 points4 points ago

Ok we get it, it would be hype as fuck, now stop reposting it and let it die -.-

[–]joshuahardy95 2 points3 points ago

REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!REPOST!!!

[–]GnarDogAwkward 0 points1 point ago

Why do I live in a state with no coast lines??? :(

[–]blackburn7 0 points1 point ago

Now explain it to me like I don't know what it is.

[–]wronghead 1 point2 points ago

It's a very expensive, proprietary floating dock system being advertized on here by a shill for the company.

[–]walrusoreoanw 0 points1 point ago

haha look at how they spell promotional on their website

http://www.candock.com/videos.php?tZ=1341933105&

[–]Hu_dat 0 points1 point ago

I'm horribly afraid I'm gonna land face first and get my dick caught in between the slats.

[–]JaeTeeShirt 0 points1 point ago

Why does this stupid motherfucking thing keep showing up on my internets. Get it the fuck off!

[–]Nightst0ne 0 points1 point ago

If I only had more downvotes to give.

[–]esoares 0 points1 point ago

OMG! How could I live without this!

DO WANT!

[–]fakecandy 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a lot of fun. Where was this picture taken?

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[–]soulkissernl 20 points21 points ago

I...what....you..... This is pointless.

[–]MrMackay 10 points11 points ago

She's not even that big

[–]you_sir_are_an_ass 13 points14 points ago

You, sir, are an ass.

[–]GeorgeLewisCostanza 3 points4 points ago

Props on the use of "ergo," though.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I think "hence" would have worked better. It's probably just personal preference though.

[–]ciana007 0 points1 point ago

I really want!!! Wher can I find one? I live on a island, I must have!!!

[–]DubJ13 -1 points0 points ago

That is amazing!

[–]SilentTheTyrant -1 points0 points ago

Well, I don't live anywhere near an ocean or a large enough lake. All I have are giant mountains covered in snow. ='(

[–]siorge -1 points0 points ago

Not only does this look awesome, it also makes surfing way less wearying!

[–]wronghead -1 points0 points ago

From what I can tell, just one of those bricks costs between $50 and $75. So no, this is an incredibly overpriced dock, not a toy.

[–]diphiminaids -1 points0 points ago

Landing on that shit is going to hurt.

[–]shadow68 -1 points0 points ago

Where do you get one of these??? I need one.