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Louis CK on masturbation (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by hilaaarious151
[–]liquidflare 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/
Louis C.K. Defends Masturbation Louie discusses his passion for masturbation in a faux Fox News segment.
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[–]LS_DJ 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Kinda seems like it was a segment for his show "Louie". Ever watched his show? It's not "funny" in an explicit joke-y, gag-y Family Guy kinda humor. It's actually quite depressing...and I think that's the joke
Yeah, drawn out and sad is about right
[–]LS_DJ 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
This episode is on Netflix, S2:E8 and it was actually quite funny. There's a great scene that has to do with the phrase "bag of dicks"
[–]lusciouslou -12 points-11 points-10 points 3 months ago
Did you just link to ebaumsworld? Internet get your pitchforks, we got another one over here.
[–]PETES_PICKLED_PENIS 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
Give the guy a break, the youtube vid was censored.
A necessary evil.
[–]lusciouslou 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I was hoping everyone would just think it was a joke. I don't care nearly enough to be mad about a link on reddit.
[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
He always finds that line that's too far. He looks at that line, and then he looks at the other person. He then steps right the fuck over it and forces that person to deal with it.
[–]SnoogleGoo 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
I don't understand why people would claim sexual harassment, it's obvious this is a skit, because it's fox news but it has the FX logo...Louis' show "louis" is on FX...2 and 2 together.
[–]failgiraffe 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
A guy told me he was looking at my facebook pictures while masturbating today. It was possibly one of the creepiest things I've ever been told by a friend.
Maybe this is funny because it's a ridiculous group and it's Louis CK, but telling someone you think of them when you masturbate (unless you're in some kind of relationship) is really not cool.
[–]rasputine 27 points28 points29 points 3 months ago
I'm going to assume you're a dude, which makes this story that much more amusing.
[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
That's the point. He's trying to make her feel bad for trying to make him feel bad. That's one of his things.
[–]failgiraffe -8 points-7 points-6 points 3 months ago
It's fine to make someone feel bad for trying to shame you for masturbating. The part that bothers me is telling someone you're thinking of them while doing it. I don't want to consider not posting vacation or event pictures because some guy will be jerking it to them. If this were not a skit, I bet the woman would feel similarly violated.
[–]phillycheese 19 points20 points21 points 3 months ago
If someone actually had the audacity to try and dictate whether or not I'm allowed to masturbate I will try my damned hardest to offend them with subjects on masturbation.
[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
I don't want to consider not posting vacation or event pictures because some guy will be jerking it to them.
Then you have a few choices. I'll go from worst to best.
1) Don't be sexy.
2) Don't post photos or videos.
3) Only be friends with people you respect.
People are not inherently good. The internet exposes you to untold numbers of people, many of which have no interest in you on the intellectual level. If you're not willing to do any of those things, what kind of person are you that expects only positive results?
[–]KevmoTime 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
What does masturbating to a picture do to harm anybody? I fail to see how jerking off to a picture makes somebody "not good."
[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
In this circumstance, the person is smacking it to a photo and then telling that person what they did.
1) That's a misrepresentation of the photos poster's intent.
2) That's injecting one persons sexuality into another persons life, potentially unwanted.
Just spanking it to a photo doesn't fulfill both conditions. But fulfilling both conditions easily puts you on the same level as creepy sexual harassers and people who intentionally violate your personal space.
[–]KevmoTime -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
If the other person never has to deal with it, never knows, and their life is completely unaffected, then who gives a shit? Who does it actually hurt?
If you post a photo for hundreds, thousands, or millions of people to see, you don't get to act offended or surprised that somebody finds it attractive enough to masturbate to.
It's not like they post to your wall to let you know. So who gives a fuck?
[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
You're parroting my sentiment. In this circumstance, though, the person IS letting you know. That was the apparent circumstance for the person I was replying to.
[–]failgiraffe 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I wouldn't care if he hadn't told me he was masturbating to them. I do not have hundreds of pictures for people to see.
They did in fact let me know and I do give a fuck. It's like someone not washing their hands after using the restroom and then shaking hands with you. It's probably happened before. However, someone telling you squicks you out.
[–]KevmoTime -5 points-4 points-3 points 3 months ago
If you're talking about an FB post and the person then tells you, then yeah, that's a problem. If somebody does it without telling you, who gives a shit?
[–]failgiraffe 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
In my original post, I clearly said he told me this.
In the skit, he clearly told her he would be thinking of her.
Where exactly have I said that someone shouldn't masturbate?
[–]KevmoTime 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
News flash: If you post pics of yourself in anything but a burlap potato sack, somebody in your friends list has fapped to at least one of them.
Even with the sack, I'd place the odds at 50-50.
[–]Canwang -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Shut up.
[–]Bakyra 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
The "show" was a setup for comedy. She isnt really a christian against masturbation. She was barely holding her laughter back.
[–]SunniD 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
If a girl told me she masturbated to my facebook pictures, I'd find that rather interesting. Then again, I'm a guy.
[–]aces_and_eights 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I have been seeing that comment a bit over the last couple of days...thinking there are a few facebook accounts getting hacked.
:)
Thanks for trying to make me feel better :)
He didn't tell me on fb, but I'll just assume his phone got hacked as well.
[–]Hello_HI_Hey 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
obvious acting..still funny
[–]c0rpuscrispy 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Heres the video. It is absolutely hilarious. God watches married people have sex. And he masturbates ahahahahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5hrXTFZr8A
[–]jackhawkian 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
Blocked? How many fox news clips are on youtube again? Sheesh fox, I will never cease to hate you.
[–]ExistentialEnso 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Technically, this is an FX clip, not a FOX News clip, as you can see in the bottom right corner of the stills. This was a fictional segment done for Louie, and Ellen Farber is an actress.
[–]felipec 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
They should allow comments on removed videos...
Fox, you suck!
[–]Boondurkai -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
DAMN YOU FOX!!!!
[–]funran 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
How many times are you guys going to post this? I have a hard time believing that OP has never seen this on reddit before.
[–]athei-nerd 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
it's also from his show, not even a real interview.
[–]dow51t 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Why have I seen this 4 times on Reddit
I wonder what outside is like
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4 times
Pffft, newfag.
[–]verikaz 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
that cheered me up no ends. thanks for that :)
[–]xcsdm 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/08/about-that-girl-who-played-the-anti-masturbation-virgin-on-louis-last-night/
I wish I knew somebody who'd seen some level of success.
[–]jetstumpy 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Clearly she's never tried it, otherwise she wouldn't be against it.
[–]ucofresh 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Why would someone be against masturbation? Lol. Wtf is wrong with them!?
[–]Nyrb 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
People always get weird when I say this to them on the bus...
[–]iBro53 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago*
For those who don't know, this is from his show, Louie.
It's a great show if you feel like checking it out. It actually has substance and meaning, which is strange on today's television shows.
EDIT
I thought I would point out that Louie actually gives this girl a chance and decides to take her out, only to end up masterbating in her bathroom at the end of the night.
Some people may not like the style of Louie, but so many do because it's real. Louis does his best job to make this his art and to not bullshit the viewers.
[–]eaclark2 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I swear this is the 50th time this has been posted
[–]COJ06 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This just made my night
[–]afro_ninja 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
honestly....i think she is funnier than Louis CK, and I do think that Louis CK is one of the funniest living comedians atm.
[–]zombiedrawer 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
BAM, in your face.
[–]judsoncovy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[–]jpeger0101 -9 points-8 points-7 points 3 months ago
That borders sexual harrassment. Just saying. It is one thing to be for masturbation, it is quite another to tell someone that you think of them when you masturbate.
[–]bittlelum 23 points24 points25 points 3 months ago
It's a skit. They're acting.
[–]jpeger0101 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
When I see 'Fox News' floating in the background, I assume that all retardedness on screen is not an act. Forgive me my ignorance.
[–]Gurumba 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Forgiven! Peace be upon you!
[–]LeetroyJnkns 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Doesn't matter. Had Fap.
Also, it made my day.
[–]jimozu 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
doesn't matter hand seeee-eeeex!
[–]sredna224 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
True true, but still dude you have to admit that it was funny :D
[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
If this is your genuine sentiment, then you're the person this is aimed at.
I'll preface this by saying this is a skit. It's not real. So I hope your powered-by-feelings engine self repairs knowing that.
Why is it aimed at you? Because, in the skit, she is advocating that alienation and condemnation are valid tactics to use against people who disagree with you on personal matters. In other situations, that's called bullying.
So what does Louie do? He takes her argument, flips it and makes her the recipient of her own message. It's not a direct parallel. But that's the point. Her arguments aren't based on an asymmetrical application of morality.
The end result is: If you accept that it's not wrong for her to condemn people for masturbating based on her own concept of morality, it's also not wrong for people to act within the bounds of their own morality when applying that morality to other people. If that person thinks it's okay to masturbate to photos and thoughts of other people and make that knowledge public, despite that obviously not being wanted, then the continuity of logic applies.
[–]jpeger0101 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You are a fucking moron. I have nothing against masturbation. However, making unwanted and innappropriate sexual remarks to a person is sexual harrassment. In the scene depicted above, he makes the statement 'I think of you when I masturbate'. If I were to tell anyone that, it would be and should be considered sexual harassment. Whatever goes on in the confines of your home and bedroom I give zero shits about, but when it starts leaking out that is when anyone should draw the line. If you work for a living, the workplace is no place to talk about any type of sexual relations. I don't want to hear what you did with your wife/ husband/ partner/ hand.
And If you will bother to read my other comment, which I know for a fact you haven't, you will see that I didn't know that this was a skit. I thought this was at the very least a debate between a comedian and an unsuspecting person who was against masturbation. For darwin's sake, it had fucking Fox news flying around, I thought the stupidity factor was legit.
However, you cannot understand what I am getting at because you think I am condemming masturbation or condoning her condemming anything - I am not. All I am saying is that if this were a legitimate conversation (at the time I did not know it was a skit, I thought that a commedian brought in a nut-case to debate) him saying the phrase 'I think of you when I masturbate' is taking it too far and borders on sexual harassment.
1) Sexual Harassment must be unwelcome
Was it unwelcome here? Yes.
2) The law does not prohibit teasing, off hand comments or isolated remarks. It only prohibits these things when there's a pattern and point 1 has been fulfilled.
Was the comment a tease, off hand comment or isolated remark? YES.
In the scenario, it was a comment meant to shove that righteously indignation back into the faces of people like her. If you're comfortable using a tactic against someone, you better be comfortable having that tactic used against you.
You are a fucking moron.
Go fuck your self too, asshole. OH WAIT IT THAT SAXUAL HURRSMENT CAUSE I TALKED ABOUT YOU FUCKING YOUR OWN ASSHOLE AND IT IS PROBABLY UNWANTED? It's almost like sexual harassment laws are intended to deal with legitimate cases of someone harming another for sexual and personal gratification, and not to limit discourse and speech.
[–]issicus -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
then she takes him back to her apartment and he faps it in her bathroom.. lol
[–]Scarfington -14 points-13 points-12 points 3 months ago
I'm torn on this because I love Louis CK, and masturbation is indeed something that isn't a big deal, but this is a form of sexual harassment. Feelsbadman. :(
... Please tell me you comprehend the idea that this was a skit?
[–]Scarfington 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I do, but it still squicks me out. Sexual harassment stopped being funny to me awhile ago.
[–]sschmtty1 -5 points-4 points-3 points 3 months ago
i know its a joke video but i cant help but feel the fundie character is spot on
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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