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[–]liquidflare 20 points21 points ago

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

Louis C.K. Defends Masturbation Louie discusses his passion for masturbation in a faux Fox News segment.

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[–]LS_DJ 1 point2 points ago

Kinda seems like it was a segment for his show "Louie". Ever watched his show? It's not "funny" in an explicit joke-y, gag-y Family Guy kinda humor. It's actually quite depressing...and I think that's the joke

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[–]LS_DJ 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, drawn out and sad is about right

[–]LS_DJ 0 points1 point ago

This episode is on Netflix, S2:E8 and it was actually quite funny. There's a great scene that has to do with the phrase "bag of dicks"

[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 4 points5 points ago

He always finds that line that's too far. He looks at that line, and then he looks at the other person. He then steps right the fuck over it and forces that person to deal with it.

[–]SnoogleGoo 6 points7 points ago

I don't understand why people would claim sexual harassment, it's obvious this is a skit, because it's fox news but it has the FX logo...Louis' show "louis" is on FX...2 and 2 together.

[–]failgiraffe 18 points19 points ago

A guy told me he was looking at my facebook pictures while masturbating today. It was possibly one of the creepiest things I've ever been told by a friend.

Maybe this is funny because it's a ridiculous group and it's Louis CK, but telling someone you think of them when you masturbate (unless you're in some kind of relationship) is really not cool.

[–]rasputine 27 points28 points ago

I'm going to assume you're a dude, which makes this story that much more amusing.

[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 14 points15 points ago

That's the point. He's trying to make her feel bad for trying to make him feel bad. That's one of his things.

[–]Bakyra 3 points4 points ago

The "show" was a setup for comedy. She isnt really a christian against masturbation. She was barely holding her laughter back.

[–]SunniD 1 point2 points ago

If a girl told me she masturbated to my facebook pictures, I'd find that rather interesting. Then again, I'm a guy.

[–]aces_and_eights 1 point2 points ago

I have been seeing that comment a bit over the last couple of days...thinking there are a few facebook accounts getting hacked.

:)

[–]failgiraffe 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for trying to make me feel better :)

He didn't tell me on fb, but I'll just assume his phone got hacked as well.

[–]Hello_HI_Hey 2 points3 points ago

obvious acting..still funny

[–]c0rpuscrispy 6 points7 points ago

Heres the video. It is absolutely hilarious. God watches married people have sex. And he masturbates ahahahahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5hrXTFZr8A

[–]jackhawkian 10 points11 points ago

Blocked? How many fox news clips are on youtube again? Sheesh fox, I will never cease to hate you.

[–]ExistentialEnso 9 points10 points ago

Technically, this is an FX clip, not a FOX News clip, as you can see in the bottom right corner of the stills. This was a fictional segment done for Louie, and Ellen Farber is an actress.

[–]felipec 3 points4 points ago

They should allow comments on removed videos...

Fox, you suck!

[–]Boondurkai -2 points-1 points ago

DAMN YOU FOX!!!!

[–]funran 4 points5 points ago

How many times are you guys going to post this? I have a hard time believing that OP has never seen this on reddit before.

[–]athei-nerd 0 points1 point ago

it's also from his show, not even a real interview.

[–]dow51t 3 points4 points ago

Why have I seen this 4 times on Reddit

I wonder what outside is like

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

4 times

Pffft, newfag.

[–]verikaz 1 point2 points ago

that cheered me up no ends. thanks for that :)

[–]xcsdm 1 point2 points ago

[–]jetstumpy 1 point2 points ago

Clearly she's never tried it, otherwise she wouldn't be against it.

[–]ucofresh 1 point2 points ago

Why would someone be against masturbation? Lol. Wtf is wrong with them!?

[–]Nyrb 1 point2 points ago

People always get weird when I say this to them on the bus...

[–]iBro53 1 point2 points ago

For those who don't know, this is from his show, Louie.

It's a great show if you feel like checking it out. It actually has substance and meaning, which is strange on today's television shows.

EDIT

I thought I would point out that Louie actually gives this girl a chance and decides to take her out, only to end up masterbating in her bathroom at the end of the night.

Some people may not like the style of Louie, but so many do because it's real. Louis does his best job to make this his art and to not bullshit the viewers.

[–]eaclark2 3 points4 points ago

I swear this is the 50th time this has been posted

[–]COJ06 0 points1 point ago

This just made my night

[–]afro_ninja 0 points1 point ago

honestly....i think she is funnier than Louis CK, and I do think that Louis CK is one of the funniest living comedians atm.

[–]zombiedrawer 0 points1 point ago

BAM, in your face.

[–]judsoncovy 0 points1 point ago

OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[–]issicus -1 points0 points ago

then she takes him back to her apartment and he faps it in her bathroom.. lol

[–]sschmtty1 -5 points-4 points ago

i know its a joke video but i cant help but feel the fundie character is spot on