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[–]Sharkbate12 15 points16 points ago

-_-

[–]justtryin 30 points31 points ago

well it was supposed to be r/Pentium

[–]likesnoodles 7 points8 points ago

TIL there's r/penis, which led me to r/PicsofHorseDicks, then r/softies. All as advertised. Not sure what I was expecting as I clicked on each.

[–]Tuckman66 25 points26 points ago

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

I can only assume r/picksofhorsedicks is guitar picks made from horse dicks.

[–]minivanmegafun 3 points4 points ago

It's linked to in /r/penis's sidebar.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 4 points5 points ago

The second one got me in an /r/WTF thread once.

It's definitely as advertised. Not as creepy as SOME subreddits, but it still has shock value.

[–]Capitaine_Qc 2 points3 points ago

r/picsofdeadpuppies is the (cruel-est?) subreddit.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 2 points3 points ago

there's an r/picsofdeadpuppies? there is also /r/picsofdeakids. it's pretty horrible.

[–]bleedersdigest907 2 points3 points ago

Can we get a r/picsofdeadhorsedicks now?

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 1 point2 points ago

oh god, oh please don't let this become reality. my friends will make my life hell. they'll probably put r/picsofdeadkids+picsofdeadhorsedicks in my url and completely fuck with me that way by saying, well some are /r/aww some are /r/picsofdeadkids. needless to say, i try not to trust my friends.

[–]Tuckman66 0 points1 point ago

I leave this post for 8 hours and now your talking this shit! What the fuck Internet?

[–]KarmaWolf 1 point2 points ago

r/picsofhorsedicks...not even once

[–]buster2Xk 4 points5 points ago

/r/spaceclop, not even none times.

WARNING SPACEDICKS + HORSES

[–]TheCrackDragon 8 points9 points ago

Why did I click on that? And then get a boner from it?!?!??!!!

[–]Yagarobe 34 points35 points ago

in soviet Russia, r/penis wanders into YOU!

[–]dieselnut 5 points6 points ago

Actually, it redirect to /r/vagina

Somewhat equally disturbing in a medical sort of way.

[–]Yagarobe 0 points1 point ago

hmm. yes. Quite

[–]JarlofDenmark 15 points16 points ago

Who else immediately went to r/penis?

[–]Vaknor 43 points44 points ago

Who else already had it open in another tab?...oh...just me...

[–]Areyoumyfriend 6 points7 points ago

Never seen this before...

[–]Ghooble 4 points5 points ago

Wandered

You don't just Wander into r/penis ಠ_ಠ

[–]MisterMonopoli 6 points7 points ago

/r/penis link for the curious.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

/r/vagina link for the sake of it.

[–]PessimisticA-hole 1 point2 points ago

That entire subreddit is all one guy... And it creeps me out.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

Maybe it's his vagina.

[–]PessimisticA-hole 1 point2 points ago

DearsweetGod.jpg

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 2 points3 points ago

[–]voodoo1102 2 points3 points ago

[–]Seanofthebread112 2 points3 points ago

Just don't go into /r/spacedicks. Never go there.

[–]irvo44 1 point2 points ago

How does one just "wander" into r/penis

[–]A_Jay26 1 point2 points ago

Well this post made me think r/penis was funny. Clips from movies. I was wrong..

[–]pelton123 1 point2 points ago

[–]radixoom 0 points1 point ago

I have the return for that dove so dont throw it away.

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

Same thing happened to me. I just thought r/PicsOfHorseDicks was going to be the opposite of r/tinydick

I thought I was following a pattern...

I was wrong.

[–]Monkey_In_A_Tux 0 points1 point ago

The circlejerk is strong with you, young one

[–]patienttapping 0 points1 point ago

I finished all the series.... Now I'm lonely...

[–]scottyscotty 0 points1 point ago

mmmmmmm mini tacos

[–]visceralhate 0 points1 point ago

What!? Mini-taco's!?

[–]GoBanjo 0 points1 point ago

One does not simply WANDER into r/penis

[–]Mona_Lisa_Smile 0 points1 point ago

Same reaction when I found /r/tinydick

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

This was meant for /r/poop

[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

Wandered, um, yes, you wandered...

[–]Super_Sieg 0 points1 point ago

I did the same thing. I thought it would be like r/trees stupid me!!

[–]evanthesquirrel 0 points1 point ago

So, what was there?

[–]fuser_ 0 points1 point ago

my pen is with you?

[–]gliscameria 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's a lot of cock.

[–]chaorace 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]twreck007 -3 points-2 points ago

one does "definitely" repost onto the "front page"

[–]peterfalls[S] 1 point2 points ago

  1. Don't complain about reposts
  2. It's an overnight front page so it doesn't count.
  3. Has someone really posted that pic with regard to r/penis before, or are you mad you had to look at the same PNG twice?

[–]Misspells_Definitely -3 points-2 points ago

I like how you went to all the effort to put quotes around definately, and then spelt it wrong.

[–]twreck007 0 points1 point ago

i like how u went to all the effort to create an account called "misspells_definitely" and then spelt it right.

love u <3

[–]Epicmuffinz -1 points0 points ago

They spelled it right dumbass.

[–]Misspells_Definitely 0 points1 point ago

I think you'll find you're wrong there, dumbarse.

[–]PhantomSwagger -1 points0 points ago

Fail.

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[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

What the actual flying holy shitting it's own brains fuck?