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[–]vectormessiah 155 points156 points ago

I remember when this whole thing went down. There was a muddy dog picture around then too. Someone made that terrifying. I'll find it. One sec.

EDIT: found them.

http://imgur.com/a/wyNGX

[–]bellicosebloom 77 points78 points ago

This was my poor contribution when this was posted 1 year ago.

Of course the title was "nailed it" so I put a nail in there.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gj8g7/finish_him_nailed_it/

[–]TubOcrap 35 points36 points ago

I remember you. I gave you one of these... ▲

[–]DoesntSmellRight 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh, that one is my earliest memory of reddit. Possibly the main reason I started reading reddit daily.

[–]iseeyoutroll 1 point2 points ago

Christ, that is horrifying.

[–]JayceMJ 0 points1 point ago

That dog loves him some ketchup.

[–]simeon94 0 points1 point ago

The original picture is pretty terrifying on its own.

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 0 points1 point ago

It would be more impressive if the color shift was isolated to the dog

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck that is terrifying

[–]steenarie 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the editing on that one isn't as convincing. The red looks more like paint than blood.

[–]farewelltokings2 792 points793 points ago

Weird how when you change blood to brown it just looks like an innocent mud fight.

[–]mheat 107 points108 points ago

Who said that is mud?

[–]4_word_replies_only 92 points93 points ago

It smells like shit.

[–]benderisgreat37 23 points24 points ago

combined blood and feces samples

[–]killernomnom 21 points22 points ago

I thought that said blood, feces, and food stamps.

[–]Rmeder1 7 points8 points ago

"We could sell blood and semen. What, not mixed together!"

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

look out below!!!

[–]6wordreply 12 points13 points ago

Why would you steal my idea?

[–]4_word_replies_only 20 points21 points ago

I've never seen you.

[–]6wordreply 12 points13 points ago

I bet you're just saying that!

[–]4_word_replies_only 13 points14 points ago

[–]6wordreply 6 points7 points ago

Am I? Now who looks bad?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It also looks like shit, feels like shit, and tastes like shit. Good thing we didn't step in it!

[–]CaptainNoBoat 17 points18 points ago

awaits further examples

[–]InsulinDependent 10 points11 points ago

Censored version of The Patriot

[–]neurosciencey 2 points3 points ago

Ctrl+f "patr"...

Yup, someone beat me to it.

[–]NotaMethAddict 153 points154 points ago

Ahhh the ol' Reddit Swi-

Fuck it, never mind.

[–]littleson912 233 points234 points ago

Ahhh the ol' "Reddit Swi-..Fuck it never mind."

Never gets old.

[–]HabitOfCreature 87 points88 points ago

BLOOD ORGY!!!

[–]dadude25 25 points26 points ago

That's hot, real hot.

[–]OrinKaenbyou 22 points23 points ago

Especially when it looks like the blood is leaking out of the soil itself. Earth period!

[–]bg-j38 33 points34 points ago

Wait which period of the Earth? Cambrian? Silurian? Devoni... oh. ಠ_ಠ

[–]OrinKaenbyou 14 points15 points ago

We have to remember that Earth was a late developer. So the periods are a very recent thing. And it explains all the used tampons littered all over the Moon.

[–]derktoon 1 point2 points ago

Menstral jokes are not funny, period.

[–]MayorEmanuel 1 point2 points ago

The best part about a blood orgy is shoving your dick into the the other person's eye socket.

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[–]thestubbornDIY 8 points9 points ago

You should start linking to all the "ol' Reddit Swi-... Fuck it, never mind." posts. Start a new chain.

[–]Kuusou 2 points3 points ago

[–]ProbablyOnTheToilet 8 points9 points ago

You can't just go straight to the bottom! It's not about the destination, it's about the journey!

[–]IlyichValken 3 points4 points ago

Or a not-so innocent poop-fight.

[–]superjentendo 1 point2 points ago

that's some crazy battle royale shit!

[–]ayotrey 147 points148 points ago

BATTLE ROYALE 3

[–]Random_Internets 45 points46 points ago

the original hunger games!

[–]kim_chorong 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]demontaoist 44 points45 points ago

Just made my roommates watch Battle Royale the other night. They just talked about how it was The Hunger Games the WHOLE TIME.

[–]hereforthemoney 75 points76 points ago

Are you still friends with them?

[–]crayola_ferrari 18 points19 points ago

not if he knows what's good for him

[–]mysticdickstick 40 points41 points ago

I have been a fan of Battle Royale for many years and when I hear things like that..... it just hurts man.

[–]littleelf 4 points5 points ago

Manga, book, or movie?

[–]Apathetic_Aplomb 41 points42 points ago

The cave paintings.

[–]marty86morgan 1 point2 points ago

This is now my default response to the "book or movie" question, thank you.

[–]Lion_HeartVIII 4 points5 points ago

Upvote for username

[–]wutitdopikachu 13 points14 points ago

And some people that read/watched Battle Royale first talk about how THG is like BR. In fact, I see BR mentioned every time I see THG mentioned on the internet.

Does it really matter? They're similar. Some people like one more than the other. It's a topic of discussion. If they were comparing the two as if BR copied THG, then you have a point, but otherwise I don't see what the big deal is. It's a natural thing to do.

If anything, the talking during a movie would be annoying to me, not what they were talking about.

[–]PyroKnight 8 points9 points ago

Not a big fan of people who say the Hunger Games is an "Original Idea" though, there have been things like it before, just no where nearly as heavily marketed.

[–]ByJiminy 5 points6 points ago

When was the last time there ever really was an original idea, though? I'd argue that Battle Royale is standing on just as many shoulders as The Hunger Games.

[–]kilo4fun 20 points21 points ago

Lord of the Flies, Battle Royale, The Running Man, Death Race, Gamer, The Condemned.

I'm sure I'm missing a bunch more. All have common theme of "Isolated group or person in contest for survival." Sometimes for the amusement of others.

EDIT: Let's not forget the IRL original: Gladiatorial games in Ancient Rome.

[–]Knigel 1 point2 points ago

I've got to add The Most Dangerous Game to your list.

[–]thepitchaxistheory 1 point2 points ago

Interesting fact: they used the set and cast from The Most Dangerous Game to film the first King Kong movie.

[–]Knigel 1 point2 points ago

That is an interesting fact. You should throw that up there on /r/todayilearned

[–]MadMadHatter 1 point2 points ago

Interesting fact: They used the background footage from Son of Kong in the camping scene of Citizen Kane. You can see pterodactyls flying around if you look close enough...

[–]Newshoe 7 points8 points ago

"OMG! This movie that was released in 2000 based on a novel published in 1999 totally ripped off The Hunger Games movie from 2012!!!"

[–]Walking_Pneumonia 1 point2 points ago

All you should have to do is tell them that the Battle Royale book came out 9 years before the Hunger Games book, and the Battle Royale movie came out 12 years before the Hunger Games movie. If that doesn't shut them up, put something in their drinks, and when they wake up, hold your own little Battle Royale in your house.

[–]daskrip 14 points15 points ago

That's like saying James Bond is the original Bourne, or something. I cringe every time I hear it.

The only similar thing is the premise: kids battling to the death. Everything else - the theme, the way death is portrayed, the reason the battle exists, the entire freaking story - is different.

[–]dumdumdurr 2 points3 points ago

I loved Battle Royale; the sequel was meh. I've heard good things about the Hunger Games but assumed it was just a Western clone. Would you recommend it to those who have watched Battle Royale?

[–]boejangles 11 points12 points ago

Book > movie as always

[–]Lilusa 7 points8 points ago

While they have a similar plot element, they are completely different. Especially the books. The books are very political (granted, i haven't read BR.) (FYI the movie runningman was about having prisoners fight to the death for entertainment/TV purposes....hmmm sound familiar???)

[–]Befuddlement 3 points4 points ago

Battle Royale is very much just very precise descriptions of 40 students ripping each other to shreds with a bunch of silly romantic sub-plots thrown into the mix, and a few allusions to the government conspiracies behind the Program.

[–]Lilusa 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! It seems to be even less like HG than I imagined.

[–]coughcough 1 point2 points ago

Lord of the Flies?

[–]HynieSpanker 2 points3 points ago

I just watched that today! Great movie. except I didn't get what the painting was or why he wanted them to shoot him. was there a reason?

[–]Tacohiman 1 point2 points ago

To be honest, i don't know what that was, the squirt gun was, or the part where Sakamochi (the teacher) gave noriko (the main girl) an umbrella, because none of that was in the book. (Which I recommend reading.)

[–]dustndarty 95 points96 points ago

Boring. I spotted it easy. The one in the Sundays changes 6 things.

[–]stevesonaplane 17 points18 points ago

There will be mud.

[–]susc10 93 points94 points ago

Silly mudbloods.

[–]weaseldick 20 points21 points ago

That's racist bro.

[–]SuperWolf 24 points25 points ago

[–]weaseldick 4 points5 points ago

is she doing a coolface on purpose?

[–]Zorca99 2 points3 points ago

coolface?

[–]bossyman15 4 points5 points ago

also known as troll face

[–]JSTurtle412 21 points22 points ago

My blood! She punched out all my blood!

[–]canibeyourbuttbuddy 1 point2 points ago

A lone tf2 reference in a sea of comments! Bravo, sir, bravo!

[–]mesuhalien 227 points228 points ago

This is a strange Chinese role reversal. Typically it's the girls that are being drowned to death in the local pond.

[–]haskehun 123 points124 points ago

Boy, this is a tough comment to judge...

[–]Mystery_Hours 52 points53 points ago

On the one hand, I love how dark the comment is.

[–]tokomini 29 points30 points ago

On the other hand, I also love how light-skinned it is.

[–]bungholeo 6 points7 points ago

The man don't discriminate.

[–]Smitty1017 15 points16 points ago

I approve this comment

-Dead baby joke lover

[–]nagasgura 8 points9 points ago

I approve of this comment

-Dead baby

[–]CrazyMansCola 6 points7 points ago

I approve of this dead baby -

Comment joke

[–]freaKitteh 57 points58 points ago

I hope the top one is the original...

[–]wrestleboy557 20 points21 points ago

Probably not

[–]crayola_ferrari 4 points5 points ago

thatsthejoke.mp3

[–]wrestleboy557 25 points26 points ago

probablynot.jpg

[–]red321red321 3 points4 points ago

whynotboth?.jpg

[–]tokomini 44 points45 points ago

None of these files are opening.

[–]brumbrum21 59 points60 points ago

FINISH HIM!

[–]xSPYXEx 33 points34 points ago

FATALITY!

[–]KingSlowmo 22 points23 points ago

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

KITANA WINS!

[–]Orowam 17 points18 points ago

Just once I'd like to get here first...

[–]NBC_ToCatchARedditor 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry, your time will come...

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

Don't lie to the boy, I'm unemployed and have high speed internet. I literally do nothing but

1) reddit

2) watch adventure time

And

3) masturbate

[–]ColumnMissing 2 points3 points ago

So his time will come when it's your time to come?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Probably not even then.

[–]bungholeo 4 points5 points ago

Same as my schedule, except on the toilet.

[–]typicaldel 6 points7 points ago

[–]FarBeyondtheSun 13 points14 points ago

BABALITY!

[–]BingoRox 7 points8 points ago

I don't get it, I'm colour blind...

[–]lord_nougat 19 points20 points ago

One is bright green, the other is zorple. It's quite magnificent.

[–]tk-809 1 point2 points ago

One looks like kids in mud. The second has the mud look like blood. Hue changed.

[–]malo1000 24 points25 points ago

I'd like to see more of these...where changing one detail in a picture can change the entire meaning.

[–]stuckinbed42 84 points85 points ago

[–]tokomini 37 points38 points ago

The one in the middle is in color. Took me like 2 seconds.

[–]NBC_ToCatchARedditor 65 points66 points ago

[–]red321red321 14 points15 points ago

i got a rocket in my pocket for jessie

[–]Personsen 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna rhydon her clefable with my diglett until she squirtles and is bulbasaur.

[–]major_redditor 25 points26 points ago

Brazers logos, everywhere.

[–]jewbeard 9 points10 points ago

[–]ingenious_gentleman 23 points24 points ago

Where do you people find gifs that have only 4 frames? Is there a collection somewhere? shittygifs.org?

[–]HipsterSC 3 points4 points ago

Well, they do load faster.

[–]Skate28 1 point2 points ago

Frighteningly Accurate

[–]Dopebear 10 points11 points ago

Ah. The impact of copying one thing... Whole old repost.

[–]OmniaII 4 points5 points ago

[–]occams-laser 43 points44 points ago

Uggh. This is something like the 20th time ive seen this picture, and this is definitely the worst title its had on the most unrelated subreddit. So congrats I guess, i think you fucked this up in nearly every way possible.

[–]Lenboticus 26 points27 points ago

Just wait 1 month it will be back, under r/aww

[–]lunartree 2 points3 points ago

Ah. The impact of reposing one thing 1000 times.

[–]kthxbaii 6 points7 points ago

Wow, I'm impressed. This repost actually takes being here a little while to spot.

[–]demontaoist 5 points6 points ago

I remember last time this was on the front page. It was like a week after the time before it was on the front page, and people were annoyed.

[–]pantheonpie 1 point2 points ago

Either way, the mother is going to be furious about those stains.

[–]boho-owl 1 point2 points ago

omg they changed it to brown

[–]planetyonx 1 point2 points ago

My blood! She punched out all my blood!

[–]Gredenis 1 point2 points ago

And on that day she learned she'll have periods once a month....

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the impact of one repost... whole new downvote.

[–]boos3y 3 points4 points ago

Ah the impact of reposting one thing.... about 2000 karma

[–]azurewitch 1 point2 points ago

this is old...why is this on the front page?

[–]FoxHoundUnit89 3 points4 points ago

Wow this is old as hell.

[–]acidfro420 2 points3 points ago

old internets ftw

[–]notpalc 3 points4 points ago

This is older than the internet

[–]fubbington 2 points3 points ago

So many upvotes...for a repost...

[–]Travpool 3 points4 points ago

It turns an awwhhhhh to an ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[–]TheWhitCat 1 point2 points ago

Prototype 3

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[–]UptokesEverything 1 point2 points ago

Everyone on Reddit is stoned. Fuck Yes..

[–]devilwarier9 0 points1 point ago

YO GUYS CHECK IT OUT I REPLACED BROWN WITH RED AND IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD. WHAT THE FUCK MAN?????????!!?!?!?!? AM I RITE GUYS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? UPVOTES TO THE LEFT!!!!!!!!!1111111one.

r/WTF has become a massive shot hole recently.

[–]Seansie831 0 points1 point ago

Just don't make it white

[–]YourFloorIsLava 0 points1 point ago

Just like context!

[–]Kevinmckinley 0 points1 point ago

Lol... Rad

[–]EvenSteam 0 points1 point ago

So that's how much blood there is in a five year old....

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 0 points1 point ago

The AP or some news service did this with a picture taken outside of a mosque in Iraq. There was a huge puddle of water on the ground and they colored the photo to make it look like blood.

[–]Iamjangles 0 points1 point ago

Fatality!

[–]poop_sicle 0 points1 point ago

Joe you're a douche.

[–]I_HEART_POLYNOMIALS 0 points1 point ago

Change the mud to a lime green color, and then add small lettering saying: Toxic waste in our water destroys our future!

[–]mattnormus -1 points0 points ago

drinking water fight!

[–]HeartofSteak 0 points1 point ago

FATALITY.

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[–]ba5e 0 points1 point ago

Jus look like mud with added iron.

[–]ckbrech 0 points1 point ago

Reeeeeeeeeepostlaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[–]Love_sUn 0 points1 point ago

Hulk smash, motherfucker.

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 0 points1 point ago

The nintendo version and the arcade version.

[–]throwaway8088 0 points1 point ago

It's the new Ocean Spray cranberry juice advertisement

[–]foyamoon 0 points1 point ago

Ah.

[–]thesecoloursdontrun 0 points1 point ago

did anyone else think of inuyasha when they saw this?

[–]TenshiS 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting pedobear picture.

[–]jms07h 0 points1 point ago

Is blood reallY that much better than poop

[–]Orijinal_Jamz 0 points1 point ago

Here in Oklahoma we don't need your fancy photoshoppin skills, our dirt is red all on its own.

[–]Fabulatio 0 points1 point ago

As a colorblind person, I don't know what this is about.

[–]GaikokuJohn 0 points1 point ago

FINISH HIM! FATALITY!

[–]cronos844 0 points1 point ago

The first one looks like crap though

[–]fishoil123 0 points1 point ago

fuck you repost

[–]mctrigger 0 points1 point ago

just looks like red water, no one would ever think thats blood

[–]JustaMoron 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate punch!

[–]toastykittenz 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of mud.

That's a lot of blood.

[–]Kwyjiboy 0 points1 point ago

So they had a tomato juice fight?

[–]pkslayer123 0 points1 point ago

Who wants to make an app for this?

[–]Lives_I_Touched 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a finishing move in Mortal Kombat.

[–]RocKiNRanen 0 points1 point ago

Repost. I saw this a long time ago, and not even on reddit.

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

Repost. I saw this 
a long time ago, and not 
even on reddit. 

[–]Kinglink 0 points1 point ago

One thing that takes up forty percent of the image....

[–]Tswaddo97 0 points1 point ago

Please do more of these pictures.

[–]drbaconboy 0 points1 point ago

huehuehuehue Look at how weird and wtf this is you guys! Some little kid made another little kid explode blood!

[–]Imatrolly 0 points1 point ago

No one posted it? Fine, I'll say it.... FATALITY!!!

[–]Zobs_Mom 0 points1 point ago

Never seen these before and I literally spat milk through my nose. Love them! So I had a go - anyone got any protips for colour replacement?

http://imgur.com/c9cA0

[–]laikasghost 0 points1 point ago

FINISH HIM!

[–]matrym 0 points1 point ago

How is this done? Magic wand, select similar, hue adjustment?

[–]Highly_RelevEnt 0 points1 point ago

Now, how do we know you didn't switch the order of the pictures? Lol!

[–]rreform 0 points1 point ago

That got dark pretty quickly

[–]Belexar 0 points1 point ago

FATALITY!

[–]senatorclay 0 points1 point ago

Daddy dexter would be proud

[–]migueldias94 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Shadowstep33 0 points1 point ago

FATALITY

[–]stufff 0 points1 point ago

This is a photoshop. It doesn't belong in /r/wtf you dipshit.

[–]ignitr 0 points1 point ago

Cue Slayer soundtrack.\,,/

[–]Sepulchural 0 points1 point ago

FINISH HIM

[–]TheTrolljeger 0 points1 point ago

If some of you got the time to do this.

[–]Uhrestdid_Dvelopmint 0 points1 point ago

Fatality!

[–]Stebbieranch 0 points1 point ago

To be fair that's still pretty brutal.