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[–]jtt0909 45 points46 points ago

A dog... That is a dog.

[–]Nerfz 17 points18 points ago

eggsactly

[–]irawwwr 3 points4 points ago

Eggcellent

[–]galileofan 5 points6 points ago

Oh you yolkster you.

[–]lxiir 2 points3 points ago

Probably scrambled her brain.

[–]meatiness 0 points1 point ago

Eggs have Omega-3 fatty acid which is good for her brain.

[–]Nightwing11 5 points6 points ago

....you enjoy ruining the mood, don't you?

[–]fdeporzi -1 points0 points ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[–]scorpion347 1 point2 points ago

In the words of my grandmother "wake up and piss! The worlds on fire!"

[–]onedarkhorsee 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she got over the pup easy

[–]Caboteq 2 points3 points ago

Cluck everything about this.

[–]troy2112 0 points1 point ago

These puns crack me up

[–]Loahnuh[!] 0 points1 point ago

Could have been worse. Could have hatched a basilisk.

[–]Chanyman 0 points1 point ago

I thought I had something brilliant when I thought of basilisk but once again someone beat me to it. So here is my replacement. When a chook and a chick love each other very much, they hatch a puppy. Wait wtf.

[–]Loahnuh[!] 0 points1 point ago

I feel you bro, I'm usually too slow to display my wit, it's nice to be on the other side for once.

[–]EXAX 0 points1 point ago

Yes, this is dog.

[–]darkneo86 20 points21 points ago

This is what will happen if we keep pumping our chickens with genetic engineering and hormones. Fuckin cute puppies.

[–]Zelcron 12 points13 points ago

I'm... kind of okay with that.

[–]XavierD 2 points3 points ago

Puppies and bacon for breakfast? Okay...

[–]Deddan 3 points4 points ago

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few dogs.

[–]Zelcron 0 points1 point ago

We don't have to eat them...

[–]peanutsblow36 8 points9 points ago

SHUT UP YES WE DO

[–]mischiefismychicken 13 points14 points ago

Cluck cluck cluck... Finally my account is relevant!

[–]theRainChicken 11 points12 points ago

You're not the only chicken who was waiting for their moment.

[–]Dreddy 2 points3 points ago

NOW DANCE!

[–]Cabooseman -4 points-3 points ago

ITT: shit.

[–]asian_ethics 13 points14 points ago

She's thinking "How am I going to explain this to my husband?" The chick is thinking how come her new baby brother looks like Fido from next door

[–]Bombardiers 14 points15 points ago

[–]Troll-Catcher 0 points1 point ago

He must have learned it from his owner.

[–]chemicalDepression 4 points5 points ago

and the dog is thinking breakfast

[–]chemicalDepression 1 point2 points ago

or Arby's...obligatory

[–]Ben4bama 9 points10 points ago

I love how the baby chick is off to the side probably saying, "this is fucking bullshit mom"

[–]Cody_the_Boss 7 points8 points ago

[–]chotix 4 points5 points ago

Chickens are ADORABLE. Even adult ones.

[–]PTTGx2 2 points3 points ago

You haven't seen teenage chickens. Also, they are mean.

We don't eat them because they are nice pets. Now Turkeys, Turkeys are domestic, tame, and traditional. They also taste even more fantastic than chickens. So, you win some, you lose some.

[–]pinkamena_pie 2 points3 points ago

Teenage chickens... hehe. We call it the dinosaur phase when they hit that age.

All my chickens are adorable and sweet, thank you very much. They follow me around the yard like little feathery puppies.

[–]crossplane 1 point2 points ago

So do mine! I love our three chickens. They look like three fluffy footballs sitting on their perch of a night :D cutest ever.

Chickens are awesome.

[–]chotix 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen chickens? Bitch, we have 25. Our Rhode Island Red is a bitch. And our only rooster is a whimp.

[–]Sharkbate12 5 points6 points ago

That's a big fucking vagina or whatever the fuck chickens have.

[–]genuinelyinterested 15 points16 points ago

cloaca

[–]no_splattering 2 points3 points ago

hehe.. cloaca

[–]chotix 4 points5 points ago

Vents.

[–]arcanition 6 points7 points ago

gills

[–]Eating_A_Sandwich 4 points5 points ago

chicken of the sea?

[–]compootering 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Emoticon_Nazi 4 points5 points ago

Too much eyeliner

[–]DinkyDogg 1 point2 points ago

Eggs. They have eggs.

[–]godsbong 0 points1 point ago

A hole.

[–]GamerVixi 10 points11 points ago

This made my night so thank you for making me laugh so hard that as my boyfriend calls it 'Breaking Me' I just giggle for like ten minutes straight and barely breath because I'm laughing so hard. So thanks for that.

[–]lifesaversforretards 5 points6 points ago

in soviets russia, break laughs you

[–]MxMLssR 2 points3 points ago

He looks positively comfortable!

[–]SolomonGomes 2 points3 points ago

I'm quite familiar with this picture. The truth is the dog, Chester, broke into the cage and attempted to steal eggs. The Chicken, (name withheld by request), caught the thief and held him in this position until help arrived. True story.

[–]Ocidar 2 points3 points ago

10/10 would hatch again.

[–]mrhuehuehue 1 point2 points ago

the actual chick is like wat

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 1 point2 points ago

The hen stands triumphant over her kill, the chicks will feed well tonight.

[–]beatmetothepunchline 1 point2 points ago

Well I guess at least we know dogs came after the chicken AND the egg

[–]IrrigatedPancake 1 point2 points ago

You stupid motherfuckers voted this ancient shit up? You deserve rape every day for a week.

[–]Mousefart 1 point2 points ago

I absolutely love the look of sheer determination and love on that chicken's face. It's like she's saying.. "YEAH, SO? He doesn't look like my other babies, but I love him!" She also looks sadly confused.....

[–]rachrhcp 1 point2 points ago

Seen it before. Be original

[–]jellyfishing 1 point2 points ago

djakljdsklfjkaldsjf dkfjsdlajfkd nnnnnggggg!!!! hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[–]NotLurking101 0 points1 point ago

The karma chicken.

[–]red321red321 0 points1 point ago

ohhh shit i can't wait to see little jerry seinfeld's reaction when he sees that the baby isn't his.

jerry jerry jerry jerry!

[–]Ragecomicslovur 0 points1 point ago

Wow..... Just wow

[–]boo54577 0 points1 point ago

The chick makes me :(

[–]LadyDarkKitten 0 points1 point ago

That hen is making the "I'm going to bite you face." I have a pet rooster and he makes this face a lot!

[–]ChristiansAttack 0 points1 point ago

Better title: "How are you going to convince the rooster this is his?"

[–]is_always_negative 0 points1 point ago

maybe it's dead.

[–]pyrojackelope 0 points1 point ago

[–]TehHillsy 0 points1 point ago

This picture is probably gonna make one of those facebook groups saying "This poor dog was killed by a hen and her chick. 1 like = 1 prayer"

[–]cody_au 0 points1 point ago

Everyone loves puppies.

[–]SpaceMexican 0 points1 point ago

chick: Mom?!

[–]titaniumuinatit 0 points1 point ago

Minecraft problems.

[–]Gorbon 0 points1 point ago

awwww

[–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

We have captured one of the canine species, she will become the protector of all chickens.

[–]Pmall3535 0 points1 point ago

You might be a redneck. If your chicken hatches dogs.

[–]wrathborne 0 points1 point ago

You are NOT the father!

[–]duxbellorum2313 0 points1 point ago

The puppy looks dead...

[–]Drbored117 0 points1 point ago

What the cluck?

[–]purplewhiteblack 0 points1 point ago

if only my chicken would lay a puppy

[–]KariasMike 0 points1 point ago

[–]spicymeataballa 0 points1 point ago

You are not the father.

[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point ago

Hotch.

[–]Bishdam 0 points1 point ago

An upvote for the title fitting the picture, bravo sir! I laughed quite a fair bit.

[–]Menospan 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate Atheists

[–]Ashtherogue 0 points1 point ago

So that's what a young basilisk looks like.

[–]pinkamena_pie 0 points1 point ago

Hens go through a hormonal change that we chicken people call 'going broody'. A broody hen will sit upon eggs (whether they are genetically hers or not, or even if they are different species like ducks) or pretty much anything else she feels like. Kittens, puppies, whatever. As long as they barely fit under her, she will warm them up.

[–]foamy5433 0 points1 point ago

that little chick is like -um can I come in? I'm cold here.-

[–]Ihateyourdick 0 points1 point ago

That little chick looks so disappointed.

[–]flad 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing how even a chicken can recognize a baby of a different species.

[–]yankeetiger -2 points-1 points ago

this is the best cock on pu**y pic i've ever seen

[–]iusuallylie -1 points0 points ago

looks photoshopped

[–]77captainunderpants -1 points0 points ago

that is one fat chicken.

[–]jbolin -1 points0 points ago

The actual baby chick is like move slut.

[–]warpus -1 points0 points ago

Wouldn't nature be awesome if this is what happened if a dog fucked a chicken?