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[–]MrNameless 26 points27 points ago

[–]stevenwalters 1 point2 points ago

First thing that popped into my head as well.

[–]simpletonsavant 23 points24 points ago

That's probably the most terrible bike I've ever seen.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 7 points8 points ago

Like a hoss...

[–]diggemigre 2 points3 points ago

Ugly and just one horsepower.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I would ride that EVERYWHERE.

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point ago

I like that better than the horse. But both are terrible, gah.

[–]magic7ball 0 points1 point ago

oh fuck, that guy looks like the South African president!

[–]HaleyB93 13 points14 points ago

It'd be better if it was a unicorn...

[–]crackshot91 8 points9 points ago

Dude, come on. A pegasus is clearly better. Imagine the lift he could generate!

[–]HaleyB93 1 point2 points ago

How about a pegasus unicorn?

[–]crackshot91 -1 points0 points ago

¿Por que no los dos?

[–]HaleyB93 0 points1 point ago

[–]crackshot91 0 points1 point ago

¡Exactamente!

[–]Lizardizzle 1 point2 points ago

Open your eeeyesss, and seee... Your eyes are open....

[–]HaleyB93 0 points1 point ago

Wear no disguissssse for me.... Come into the open

[–]thatlookslikemydog 0 points1 point ago

Hold on to the night, there will be no shame.

[–]Sleeveen 4 points5 points ago

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride...

[–]sohipocritical 15 points16 points ago

Look at me horse my horse is amazing, give it a lick, it taste just like raisins

[–]thatlookslikemydog 6 points7 points ago

Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane

[–]SirFuckingSwagg 4 points5 points ago

And then he turns back again When you tug on his winkie.

[–]treecosy 4 points5 points ago

Ooh that's dirty!

[–]ProxyMuncher 3 points4 points ago

Do you think so? Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made

[–]hueblack 4 points5 points ago

On a steel horse I ride, I'm wanted (wanted), dead or alive!

[–]TheLostViking 0 points1 point ago

Fixed * On a steel horse I ride, I'm wanted wanted, dead or alive!

[–]bowhunter6274 4 points5 points ago

It amazes me what people waste their money on.

[–]I_Spell_You_Smell 11 points12 points ago

No, it wasn't like a boss.

[–]joecee 5 points6 points ago

Like a douchebag.

[–]rasputinbear 8 points9 points ago

"..Dad, why did mom leave us...?"

[–]U_BE_LIKE_ME[S] -4 points-3 points ago

cuz the bitch hates to see me happy !

[–]nalebunny 3 points4 points ago

And one day, it was said, he would arrive riding a pale horse...

[–]Guitarable 1 point2 points ago

I'd prefer two half–coconut shells.

That's also all I could afford.

[–]CryoGuy 1 point2 points ago

Definitely a cocaine dealer.

[–]Gortonis 1 point2 points ago

I saw a poster of him in the Post Office today. It read "Wanted Dead or Alive"

[–]dzml 1 point2 points ago

[–]Samsy 1 point2 points ago

LIKE A HOSS [ftfy]

[–]Satans_pro_tips 2 points3 points ago

That bike is as gaudy as the title is unoriginal. I can't do anything about that atrocity but my suggestion for your next post is to write the title like this:

Like. A. Boss.

See how it flows? yeah....

[–]U_BE_LIKE_ME[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks satan, for your pro tip!

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

That is one fucked up horse

[–]tarwork 1 point2 points ago

He missed! It could have been a unicorn.

[–]TheBigBanger 0 points1 point ago

Came here for this.. Thank you.

[–]mypersonaljesus 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that's what Ginuine was talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UxaLcUyZk

[–]labradorrescuer 0 points1 point ago

Italian Stallion.. (if it were a Ducati)

[–]mostlyleftovers25 0 points1 point ago

the black hat messes up the whole look

[–]th3legacy 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't there an episode of OCC where they were talking about making a stallion bike?

[–]Joescruffles 0 points1 point ago

Do my eyes deceive me? Is that one of the Meras?

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

The moto rider.

[–]MrUndisclosed 0 points1 point ago

Alwaaays, I wanna be with you. And make believe with you. And live in harmony, harmony Oh love

[–]FieryTacoBunghole 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was OJ Simpson escaping with a White Bronco.

[–]Havuk8888 0 points1 point ago

boss gives love a badass name

[–]brogers10 0 points1 point ago

you know you have too much money when...

[–]fodets 0 points1 point ago

Most bosses are middle aged going through a midlife crisis....

[–]scififaninphx 0 points1 point ago

You know what, I like it. The thing embodies what the horse show biz calls motion.

[–]magic7ball 0 points1 point ago

Is there an organisation that supports cruelty to bikes?

[–]Wolf_Man92 0 points1 point ago

Like a Queen.

[–]SavedWoW 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for spoiling the new episode of American Chopper, dumbass

[–]sh33plover 0 points1 point ago

Now that is a valiant steed.

[–]kamos_bookworm 0 points1 point ago

Look at my horse, My horse is amazing....

[–]Iamthesmartest 0 points1 point ago

Should have made it a Unicorn.

[–]harrigatoe 0 points1 point ago

so much cocaine was involved in that purchase

[–]provert 0 points1 point ago

Like a virgin! (FTFY)

[–]DoubleButt 0 points1 point ago

Would have been ok if the bike didn't strangle that poor horse.

Interesting concept, poorly executed.

[–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

We need to get you back to 2009, time traveler!

[–]DukeOfGeek 0 points1 point ago

Like a Hoss!

[–]Amateur1234 0 points1 point ago

How white knights see themselves.

[–]6582A 0 points1 point ago

Freud would flip his shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Defying the basic rules of the road...like a boss?

[–]AlphaQindaBut 0 points1 point ago

I thought of this guy

[–]Trollatio_Caine 0 points1 point ago

I'd say nay to that bike.

[–]IAmManMan 0 points1 point ago

And his name that sat on him was Death. And hell followed with him.

[–]kallej95 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me who cant see the unicorn horn?

[–]WatsUpwithThat 0 points1 point ago

Tony Romo appears to be taking this whole cowboy thing too seriously.

[–]BeautifulLittleLies 0 points1 point ago

He should write a book and title it: "How to be a Douchebag"

[–]just_go_with_it 0 points1 point ago

aw this pictures not so ba--HES NOT WEARING A HELMET

[–]8-bit_d-boy 0 points1 point ago

[–]HeyHello 0 points1 point ago

You spelled douche wrong.

[–]She-wolfe99 0 points1 point ago

Brony-cycle?

[–]noccusJohnstein 0 points1 point ago

The Teutel family's scarcely-known half-brother.

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

so cold~

outside~

[–]darrkchocolate 0 points1 point ago

Only in Dubai!

[–]D0kk3n 0 points1 point ago

Is that Joe Rogan?

[–]gdog05 0 points1 point ago

"Yeah, I'm delivering this to a looks at note Bill S. Preston, Esquire and a Ted Theodore Logan? Sign here please."

[–]rstaubach_12 0 points1 point ago

That is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

[–]Keegan1[!] 0 points1 point ago

Alwaaays I wanna beeee with you and make belieeeeve with you

[–]Ms_Indo310 0 points1 point ago

Call him Sir Finkleburg

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

[–]Insanitys_shadow -1 points0 points ago

Iron horse

[–]wasting_my_life_here -1 points0 points ago

What a stallion

[–]xxena9 -1 points0 points ago

Ummmmm......a little gay. And not in a good way