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[–]Uat_Da_Fak 300 points301 points ago

Kids, if you ever come across a priest, run! Run for your life!

[–]LeetroyJnkns 20 points21 points ago

[–]Alv53 27 points28 points ago

[–]orthag 15 points16 points ago

[–]pmauck 11 points12 points ago

[–]COMRADEPUTIN 1 point2 points ago

That... is... AAAAMAZING!!! Genuinely laughed so hard.

[–]LeetroyJnkns 2 points3 points ago

[–]atrain1486 1 point2 points ago

let the lawyers handle it

[–]FoxifiedNutjob 1 point2 points ago

PARENTS SEND YOUR CHILDREN 2 JESUS CAMP

if you want them to experience what it is like to have a grown man's penis in their rectums.

[–]johndoe321 1 point2 points ago

But what if the priest cums across the kids?

[–]stringless 96 points97 points ago

Wait. Who hasn't heard of Objective Ministries?

[–]someonewrongonthenet 69 points70 points ago

Also, this is satire, for those of /r/atheism who don't realize.

[–]ramsrgood 19 points20 points ago

Poe's law at it's finest.

[–]jingks 19 points20 points ago

Poe's Law: Helping slow people save face since 2005.

[–]MikeTheInfidel 2 points3 points ago

It really is. Their tongues are so firmly planted in their cheeks that it took a while for me to be convinced it wasn't real.

[–]Nyrb 2 points3 points ago

Oh thank Odin.

[–]electriophile 13 points14 points ago

Didn't that used to be truechristian.com? When I was around 12 and an extreme fundie, that website made me cry. I didn't want to believe such horrible things were condoned in the bible.

Probably my first small step toward atheism.

[–]elbruce 8 points9 points ago

I'm pretty sure that site's a parody.

[–]electriophile 9 points10 points ago

I know. The site owner did his job well. :)

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 18 points19 points ago

And by "sent this to you" you mean "He sent me a link he found circling the internet after it appeared on Reddit"

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/0iOMJ.jpg

[–]Demynhunter 1 point2 points ago

I'm usually against ranting/complaining about reposts, but it's different if you just straight up lie. I mean, come on, are the internet points that important to you?

[–]kioshi43 33 points34 points ago

Well, if you come knocking on his door during his only day off to ask him if he's let god into his heart... i'm sure he'd be pretty grumpy

[–]TheVidNerd 3 points4 points ago

And in a bath robe!

[–]fixthecopier 53 points54 points ago

OK kids, I'll start believing in God if you pour this bottle of BBQ sauce over your heads.Yummy young tender Christians.

[–]wolfkeeper 14 points15 points ago

What kind of monster are you?!

We only do that with babies, not kids!!!

[–]KenNotKent 11 points12 points ago

What about "Babies" having Babies? The atheist Turducken

[–]HiAsFuq 1 point2 points ago

[–]OrinKaenbyou 3 points4 points ago

I'll have mine medium-rare!

[–]Niteowlthethird 43 points44 points ago

Looks like /r/atheism has a new mascot

[–]forcrowsafeast 20 points21 points ago

You mean - Really old mascot. I mean really really old, that's been around on this here intertron for quite some time you newfag. Now get off my lawn.

[–]Supermoves3000 1 point2 points ago

Do you got the old fashioned intertron with the relays, or the newfangled one with the vacuum tubes?

[–]Personsen 0 points1 point ago

Calm down Mr. Gruff. No need to use the "N" word.

[–]Loki5654 32 points33 points ago

POE

[–]oD3 6 points7 points ago

A good one too.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 0 points1 point ago

re-POE-st

[–]hyperbolplane 35 points36 points ago

Comic Sans! oh the humanity!

[–]Given_to_the_rising 18 points19 points ago

Children will know not to trust this flyer because it is printed in Comic Sans.

[–]DaveFishBulb 1 point2 points ago

Spare children from your font-bigotry!

[–]elementalmw 0 points1 point ago

Why did that make LOL so much?

[–]Chrishenanigans 5 points6 points ago

It's probably a stereotype that graphic designers are predominately irreligious, but this does seem to reinforce it.

[–]avlas 2 points3 points ago

Ctrl-F "Comic", was not disappointed.

[–]JamesAQuintero 1 point2 points ago

Why do you not like comic sans? Honest question.

[–]hyperbolplane 1 point2 points ago

Its like the shake weight of fonts. Designed for idiots, used by idiots.

[–]OnionWillDesecrate 2 points3 points ago

I have a Shake Weight...........

[–]Iazo 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

Why do you short the 'Comic Sans Serif' to 'Comic Sans'? Sans serif is a precise term that indicates the lack of serifs. Separating them makes no sense!

[–]LeetroyJnkns 59 points60 points ago

THIS IS BULLSHIT! They used a candid photo of me in my robe and are now using it to hate on all of us! OPPRESSION!

[–]lewok 18 points19 points ago

I'm so sorry your image is being slandered like this, Mr. Gruff

[–]slackerdc 88 points89 points ago

You know why we are always so sad? BECAUSE THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY FOOTBALL ON TV FOR 5 AND A HALF MONTHS THAT'S WHY!

[–]rizeli 17 points18 points ago

What do you mean?? The Euro 2012 just finished up last week!

[–]Stahrk 2 points3 points ago

Hah. YES.

[–]Junkbunny 7 points8 points ago

Preach it brother!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

R'Amen

[–]junction182736 12 points13 points ago

At least we require very advanced educated Christians to speak with us. That feels kinda good.

[–]WoollyMittens 6 points7 points ago

Advanced: They'd have to have graduated from Sunday school first...

[–]Nisas 1 point2 points ago

You know how you know Sunday school doesn't teach anything?

Nobody graduates.

[–]ThatCrazyViking 10 points11 points ago

Send the adults. I need the debate practice anyway.

[–]WoollyMittens 6 points7 points ago

I think you'd get a more imaginative argument out of a child.

Bonus: Both debates would end with one party crying with their fingers jammed in their ears.

[–]HappyListerFiend 12 points13 points ago

Didn't read thru all the comments, but for the record, this post is as old as dial-up. It's not real.

BTW everyone, there's a Firefox plugin called TinEye that you can use to check images and see if they might be reposts of old, tired hoaxes.

[–]Nashy19 1 point2 points ago

You can reverse image search with Google too, just go to Google images and drag the image into the search box area.

[–]PanWithAPlan 3 points4 points ago

Isn't there t-shirts based on this?

EDIT: Found

[–]ThatCanuck 2 points3 points ago

I love that this site makes me want to buy a t-shirt even more now...

[–]ManicMilky 1 point2 points ago

After I found out its a parody, I couldnt help myself, had to buy one.

[–]PuddinCup310 5 points6 points ago

Repost, you phony.

[–]elfinhilon10 3 points4 points ago

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-REPOST!!!!!!!!!!

[–]wappleby 3 points4 points ago

Did you really take credit for a repost?

[–]Bigdaddyjj6978 10 points11 points ago

This is great but it's a repost from about 3 months ago! But I doubt you knew that so no attacking here, just informing! I still can't get over the stigma that some have of atheists.

[–]Exctmonk 5 points6 points ago

A little longer than 3 months here...

[–]WoollyMittens 1 point2 points ago

Three months doesn't seem like an overly long repeat time. Nobody is going to dig around in the archives for this stuff anyway.

[–]CaiusAeliusLupus 2 points3 points ago

Hate to be that guy, but this is a re-post.

[–]WoollyMittens 2 points3 points ago

It's always the same strawman attack: "Atheists think they have it all figured out."

Please note that we are not the ones claiming to know the inerrant truth behind the divine origin of the universe and absolute morality.

[–]Twilie 2 points3 points ago

Silly Redditor. Your friend didn't send that to you. Repost.

[–]helloboots 2 points3 points ago

If you see someone you love using Comic Sans, tell someone right away!!

[–]CaptAwesomepants 4 points5 points ago

A friend sent that to you today, eh?

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/0iOMJ.jpg

[–]Bekenel 7 points8 points ago

i'm happy that there is no god. if he did exist, there'd be another thing to be miserable about.

[–]LevelUpLeo 4 points5 points ago

I find this funny, mostly because I've been happiest since I figured out there probably WASN'T an invisible man letting bad things happen to me as a punishment for something I may or may not have done.

On another note, can we all say "Straw man"?

[–]WoollyMittens 2 points3 points ago

That atheist goat would eat straw men for breakfast.

[–]M0b1u5 9 points10 points ago

Fucktarded religious fucktards are fucktarded.

[–]Haz_Matt 1 point2 points ago

You, sir, are absolutely hilarious.

[–]mksmothers 1 point2 points ago

the last time someone tried to witness to me at my own house I was watching the NCAA Final Four on tv. I was pissed that someone had the audacity to interrupt me on a sunday morning to hear about jesus. if i wanted to hear about jesus i would have been at church.

[–]Kayin60 1 point2 points ago

So basically they are saying to stay away from us because he may be smarter and tell them the truth. The part about "advanced witnessing" is just another way of saying go get a stubborn person and have them tell the atheist about god.

[–]ThatCanuck 1 point2 points ago

Would someone PLEASE make a reponse poster already?

[–]opiejr95 1 point2 points ago

[–]skcin7 1 point2 points ago

The Comic Sans font is a nice touch.

[–]Achilios 1 point2 points ago

This was posted about 6 months ago

[–]BugChaser4Life 1 point2 points ago

A year ago, this was submitted under the title of something along the lines of "heaven forbid they be exposed to a different point of view." At least that title tried to provoke intellectual thought.

[–]punktius 1 point2 points ago

AND it's Comic Sans..

[–]aero386 1 point2 points ago

The font choice... It burns!!!

[–]E-Hole 1 point2 points ago

This is crazy. If I went around my town sticking up posters saying something like; "Kids, if you see a Jew/Muslim/Sihk, warn an adult and avoid them" there would be an uprising, and rightly so. Christians seem to get a free pass in society nowadays and it annoys the fuck out of me.

[–]iamriot 1 point2 points ago

"If you see an atheist, do not approach them, they may change your mind and then we are fucked".

[–]craybatesedu 1 point2 points ago

Objective Ministries is a parody, and your friend sent you a repost.

[–]lessonplan 1 point2 points ago

I'm officially convinced everyone here is a tourist. New people sign up for reddit, check out /r/atheism occasionally, unsubscribe; rinse, repeat. This is probably the 12th time I've seen this on the front page, this year.

[–]ayadew 1 point2 points ago

[–]Quackeninsanity 1 point2 points ago

It requires a willful ignorance level of at least 16 to resist the atheists temptation.

[–]gwarster 1 point2 points ago

Advanced witnessing techniques? Challenge accepted!

[–]Irish_mcdick[S] 5 points6 points ago

Sunday's are the day I'm most happy. I'm off work. I have a few cold beers in the fridge. I've got netflix streaming through my TV. What could possibly make me sad?

[–]Ass-Blaster 8 points9 points ago

Running out of beer.

[–]canyouhearme 1 point2 points ago

Cold calling christians asking if you have accepted christ into your heart?

[–]samissleman17 0 points1 point ago

"Avoid talking to them"

Okay.

[–]wdl26 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what "advance witnessing" entails.

[–]thattaboychuk 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they're just scared that kids will learn the truth before they get brainwashed. No wait they're just insane.

[–]deviious 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad the thing I hated most about this was that it's written in comic sans..

[–]MrCubeGuy 0 points1 point ago

Calm down guys, it's a Poe.

[–]micahshell 0 points1 point ago

Ya I've seen this personally.

[–]aciinboise 0 points1 point ago

Atheists and right-thinking religious people are sad because of all the ignorant people like the ones who go to this church.

[–]President_RayGun 0 points1 point ago

When are my horns gonna grow in? I've been an atheist for 4 years and I've got fucking nothing, man.

[–]PixelWrangler 0 points1 point ago

[–]sirsparkylarper 0 points1 point ago

I'm not an athiest, but even I find this ridiculous and fucking pathetic.

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[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit thats a real thing? it was a post i remember from around the time i joined reddit, it was just an image though, not printed or anything, i thought it was a joke

[–]jokkeje 0 points1 point ago

I can't take anything serious if it's written in Comic Sans

[–]Jester1992 0 points1 point ago

Comic Sans... Comic sans everywhere...

[–]Pianotico 0 points1 point ago

They're afraid they'll try and convert us it'll backfire and they'll hear some sound reason.

[–]Wirenutt 0 points1 point ago

The pic of the "atheist" on the poster looks eerily like me yesterday morning... except the robe. I don't wear a robe. And the horns.

[–]Zwergie 0 points1 point ago

This was stolen.

[–]PenguinsCubed 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one whos seen this before?

[–]DeathsDemise 0 points1 point ago

One word : Disgusting.

[–]donagan 0 points1 point ago

We Atheist are not grumpy or bitter. We a just pissed at all the deluded, self-righteous 'believers' who think they have the answer. Please stay out of my life, and out of my nation's politics.

[–]Chrishenanigans 0 points1 point ago

I like the "very advanced witnessing techniques" at the bottom. Has a similar ring to "enhanced interrogation techniques."

[–]SoZaelSC2 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious, Ill be sure to pun those who mock my choice of non-belief. I await the day religion will see themselves for who they really are.

[–]kehrk 0 points1 point ago

Wow. So they portray atheists as a fucking goat.

[–]monkey_poop 0 points1 point ago

This is great! gotta love the anti rationalism propaganda. I bet they thought they where geniuses when they came up with this one. "No one likes to think they are irrational, so instead of telling them to fear rationalism we will just tell them they just need to avoid it by telling them atheists are sad grumpy people!"

[–]BrandonThePrez 0 points1 point ago

I've always wanted to be a goat.

[–]BushwickSpill 0 points1 point ago

I've figured out that I can't figure everything out and that's why I'm sad.

[–]ImGumbyDamnIt 0 points1 point ago

Something bad,is happening in Oz.

Under the surface, behind the scenes something baaaad.

[–]SilentTheTyrant 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part "Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches.". Last time I checked, completely ignoring what someone is saying and saying your view is the only right one is as advanced as a child's. I want to make this picture bigger and put it on my wall, it is hilarious.

[–]VickiVail 0 points1 point ago

The adults can't even handle talking to an atheist. It's a losing battle either way for these guys.

[–]dtooman 0 points1 point ago

They don't want to lose the kids to reason so they make them afraid of atheists.

[–]pianist91 0 points1 point ago

This left me speechless. WTF is wrong with these people ?

[–]Kat_Angstrom 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why that goat's so sad. He got to sleep in on Sunday morning AND sip coffee in a bathrobe, that sounds WAY better than Church! :D

[–]beatsbearsbattlestar 0 points1 point ago

Wow. This floored me actually. Where is this from may I ask?

[–]studenthous 0 points1 point ago

funny, my pastor say love your brother and worry about the details later. i truly hope the people reading this post understand that there are Christians who dont believe in that nonsense.

[–]Legendary_Bibo 0 points1 point ago

This goat has most likely been to the goat tower so I don't see how it could be sad.

[–]mxms87 0 points1 point ago

"A friend sent this to me today"

Vague, could mean anything. It's a repost but I won't hold that against you. However, this flier was done as satire. Poe's law, etc etc...

[–]BinSD 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Gruff has coffee and looks so comfy in his bathrobe.

[–]TannerBoyle 0 points1 point ago

I wish a mothafucka would.

[–]DAS_xo 0 points1 point ago

This can't be real life. No one can be stupid enough to write this, mass produce and assumably pass it along like some friendly PSA. Dear god I don't want to be on this planet anymore.

[–]Fullerer 0 points1 point ago

I like how I'm the grouchy one in a dressing gown because they're the ones who fkn woke me up on a Sunday.

[–]Mguy123456789 0 points1 point ago

Nice use of a goat there

[–]fistfulloframen 0 points1 point ago

Hide yo kids hide yo wife!

[–]GammaGrace 0 points1 point ago

I want a copy! I want to put it on my front door :)

[–]Metalhead2881 0 points1 point ago

"oh no! An atheist! I need an adult!!"

[–]Agit4ted 0 points1 point ago

COMICS SANS!!!!!

[–]TSolo315 0 points1 point ago

One thing I can respect about religious leaders is that they treat their members like exactly what they are, mindless sheep. Don't talk to the Atheist, he might trick you into denying god's word! I threw up a little.

[–]pgibso 0 points1 point ago

If you see an old post, repost it right away!

[–]Dochollister 0 points1 point ago

Ever since I have become an atheist, my life has went nowhere but UP

[–]27x40 0 points1 point ago

Remember children, logic is not your friend.

[–]philborg 0 points1 point ago

at least we non-believers are easy to identify with our goat like appearances

[–]Jayfire137 0 points1 point ago

Baa hum'bug!!!

[–]Sythus 0 points1 point ago

Somebody, please recreate this creature in meme form.

[–]seivommodnarsetouq 0 points1 point ago

Do not let the children here the truth! It's far to early in their programing

[–]JoshTheDerp 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't debate a child about religion just like I'd never debate with a child about Santa Claus or the tooth fairy. Let them believe what they want.

[–]Nicklecage13 0 points1 point ago

If one of these pastors knocks on my door i would kindly receive him and invite him inside. i would lead him into my living room where he would find my gimp cutting a hole into the bible and ferociously f***ing it. In the pastors moment of terror i would grab him by the waist and whisper in his ear "where's your god know?"

[–]wtf_itsamoose 0 points1 point ago

And how many times has this been reposted now?

[–]Lighterless 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I remember seeing old Mr Gruff. This flier's been around for awhile.

[–]millsie85 0 points1 point ago

This boggles my British mind.

[–]Stemleaf 0 points1 point ago

We are goats now??

[–]reble02 0 points1 point ago

I often call my phone my friend as well.

[–]hughtankman 0 points1 point ago

Proof they know they're losing

[–]CrIzZpY_oZo_12 0 points1 point ago

I have atheists friends and trust me they are some cheery muthafuckers

[–]complex_reduction 0 points1 point ago

Next level witnessing technique: Fuckin' not smart.

[–]DeathScythe16 0 points1 point ago

Damn, way to be tolerant. OP does he know ur an Atheist and hes being an asshole or is he serious? Also I tthink theists are afraid of atheists. People at my school treat me like being an Atheist is the same as being a Satanist. Some have actually asked me if I worship Satan and im like how the flying frosted fuck can I believe in one and not the other

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

Advanced witnessing techniques...

I wish it would go into greater detail.

[–]nullism 0 points1 point ago

But we are grumpy. all of us... Universally... blanket statement... no exceptions....

[–]bananaannarama 0 points1 point ago

you know this is a joke, right?

[–]HamboneJones 0 points1 point ago

thank FSM

[–]AbsoluteZro 0 points1 point ago

This may just be satire, but having attended a "modern" orthodox religious day school, I can tell you that this kind of stuff was actually in our derech eretz book when I was in 4th (or there about) grade.

I remember one of the pages of this book had a short comic where a secularly dressed man says: "My father is a monkey!" or something to that effect making fun of evolution as if it were sooooo implausible only an idiot could believe it. The conservatively clad boy in his nice little yarmelke runs to tell his mother that he heard the man speaking heretical ideas.

The book goes on to say that it is okay to publicly humiliate someone if they are spreading heretical beliefs like evolution. This was a goddamn kids book! I hope the school has a different book to teach good manners today. That book was good for teaching respect to elders and the poor and what not...but tolerance was not part of that book.

Now I'm in college, and I told my mom about the book after a friend brought it up. She was shocked. I don't think any of the parents in the entire class had any idea what kind of bullshit they were trying to teach us. Luckily, it didn't work. I know that every single kid from my class AT LEAST believes in evolution today.

[–]Bennetting 0 points1 point ago

Theists are afraid of our Jedi mind trick powers called reason.

[–]mitchj 0 points1 point ago

dat jpeg

[–]jonaheim88 0 points1 point ago

dude...so old.

[–]Oliver_BM 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure i've seen this post before, I think it's something from Christwire (satirical christian website i.e. similar to the Onion).

[–]LockedInTheCloset 0 points1 point ago

All I thought was "let them come..."

[–]Weasel_Boy 0 points1 point ago

I need one to frame and hang on my wall.

[–]SmileyPsycho1 0 points1 point ago

LOLOL

[–]daffen 0 points1 point ago

REPOST DOWNVOTE

[–]Mettyman 0 points1 point ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]konakona24 0 points1 point ago

Repost with credit claimed. Sad.

[–]element33 0 points1 point ago

This is the only time when the use of Comic Sans is appropriate.

[–]FBFismyspiritanimal 0 points1 point ago

This makes me regret my goat horn hairstyle.

[–]Mikey_Mayhem 0 points1 point ago

DUDE!!!! A friend sent this to me today, too. What a coincidence!

http://i.imgur.com/oZedQ.jpg

[–]dennydurden 0 points1 point ago

They forgot one thing, "amen". Idiots!

[–]jakethedane 0 points1 point ago

One of the thigns that always surprises me, is that Christians, or for the sake of not entering an argument, believers, always seem to know exactly who is an atheist. I am an atheist btw

If I take a walk in Copenhagen around noon on any given day, this has happened to me more times than I can count, I just walk aong , looking at windows, enjying the weather. Suddenly two young persons stop me and the first thing they say is:

Hi. Have you thought about giving yourself to Christ?

I always ask them back: What makes you think I haven´t?

Several times I have actually had some very interesting conversations with these polite young believers. So I said to them: Listen, what you are doing is harmless, no one gets hurt and I don´t think many people get insulted either, so you are doing great. However, the first thing you ask me, is if have given myself to Christ. You automatically assume that I need salvation, ie. that I am not a believer. No offense, but how dare you? What is it, in the way I walk, the clothes I wear that gives you the right to single me out as a a non-believer?

I remember one pair, she almost started crying because of this. I had to tell her that I didn´t meant to be a bad person, but in their effort to be as kind as possible, they did the exact opposite. They determined who I was based on how I looked and nothing else.

Now, tell me again: Is that not judging a book by it´s covers? I´ve read the Bible more times than I can remember, because I used to study theology. Not to become a priest, but because it interests me. I singled out specific phrases and sentences, certain scriptures and most of the ones I run into, have to fact check the Bible. It always leaves them confused...

[–]johanerik 0 points1 point ago

This pisses me off to no end! I hate when a stupid fucking priest on the other side of the world thinks he knows how I am or generalizing in this idiot manner. I live in sweden where we are a vast majority of non-believers, a secular society that works with few querks. Crime rate and all relevant well being statistics exceedes USA by far. Damnit. It is as if he/she thinks that US is the world. And ofcource atheists are grumpy. They are a opressed minority. I spit on the stupidity. btw.. I'm a very happy and joyful person :P

[–]Pyr0manc3r 0 points1 point ago

RUN CHILDREN!!! HES USING LOGIC!!!!

[–]ThroatySteak 0 points1 point ago

Atheists are sad because we realize the truth about life. We don't have "paradise" to look forward to.

[–]killingstreak69 0 points1 point ago

How can this possibly be incorrect, it's written in Comic Sans ffs.

[–]natholomew 0 points1 point ago

Goats don't hang out with sheep.

[–]BarbieDragon 0 points1 point ago

I see these crazy Christian posts so often and I've never seen anything like this from where I am. Where was this? I have a lot of Christian friends and none of them have weird shit like this and my church doesn't have weird shit like this either...

[–]philosatheist 0 points1 point ago

WHY are atheists somehow more dangerous than any other non-christian?

[–]radioactive_rabbit 0 points1 point ago

What about dedicated Satanists? What kind of witnessing is needed for them?

[–]mcdavie 0 points1 point ago

Pastor: "You see that man over there bobby? He is an atheist, And he uses evil things like logic and science to make you stop believing in god so that you would go to hell!" Bobby:"Oh no!!"

[–]DukeOfOmnium 0 points1 point ago

The goat's only grumpy because that mug has decaf.

[–]Imagicka 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised they didn't use a graphic of pedobear.

[–]tigerthecat5 0 points1 point ago

I find this very offensive, I look nothing like that!

[–]slacktron6000 0 points1 point ago

I would pay good money for one of these Mr. Gruff sculptures: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art5.html

[–]vvj3nvv 0 points1 point ago

why do christians always think atheists are sad? I was a very sad christian.

[–]Captainobvvious 0 points1 point ago

It may come as a shock to the church but atheists aren't all sad and grumpy.

We also don't think we have it all figured out. In fact we have nothing figured out. We just don't say everything we DON'T know was done by a magical man in the sky. We don't know how it was done so we don't claim we do.

[–]Vexaire 0 points1 point ago

Omg this goat person is going to be me in 30 years.

[–]DerpoTheDerp 0 points1 point ago

What a cute goat! Daw, he's so grumpy even after coffee!