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[–]Kasuli 621 points622 points ago

The last two panels are pure gold.

[–]chinagreenelvis 141 points142 points ago

I literally clapped at the end.

[–]nuckingfutsnugget 212 points213 points ago

Like a retarded seal.

[–]Propolandante 185 points186 points ago

[–]lacheur42 10 points11 points ago

ARK ARK ARK ARK

Oh wait...that's every seal.

[–]chinagreenelvis 29 points30 points ago

[–]Jim_Gaffigans_bacon 9 points10 points ago

bloody brilliant! already interesting enough to warrant an upvote, but you throw that twist in at the end, and you've yanked a very hearty chuckle out of me. *puts on glasses*

[–]eragonisdragon 2 points3 points ago

You say that as if the OP made this. He didn't. It's a very old repost.

[–]Spongebobrob 199 points200 points ago

pushing RES to the outer limits

[–]TARDIStaxi 122 points123 points ago

click and drag... FOREVER

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 29 points30 points ago

Drag parallel to the length of the image and you'll have less to drag.

[–]vnkid 7 points8 points ago

Also important to mention dragging near the origin is more effective as well.

[–]scribbling_des 14 points15 points ago

I opted for clicking to open a new tab on this one. Much easier.

[–]simplycrazy 1 point2 points ago

Yuuup. For a while I struggled with RES over these kinds of images, but honestly opening a new tab is a lot easier

[–]Josmeister 45 points46 points ago

RES is the hero reddit something something... I AM NOT GOOD AT QUOTES OKAY?

[–]madcowbomber 11 points12 points ago

This makes no sense, but thank you for jacking up that quote. I'm so tired of hearing it everywhere and just want it to die.

[–]AmISupidOrWhat 4 points5 points ago

when i see something like that, i just double click on it and look at it in a new window. ssooooo much easier

[–]yeoller 266 points267 points ago

Girls wearing glasses can be really hot too.

[–]Goofyface 240 points241 points ago

Nice try girl with glasses!

[–]yeoller 65 points66 points ago

Great, henceforth reddit thinks I'm a girl... :p

[–]yeoller 13 points14 points ago

I've seen you around, you are witty and clever. Do you have a penis?...

[–]4_word_replies_only 28 points29 points ago

[–]yeoller 7 points8 points ago

I, uh... er, I... No, I'm ok, thanks.

[–]4_word_replies_only 22 points23 points ago

I have Pepsi too.

[–]Fuzzykins 21 points22 points ago

Is a contraction still one word? I mean, it's separated by a punctuation mark.

[–]Lolologist 51 points52 points ago

As a linguist, I can definitively answer this question.

Maybe.

[–]002dk 6 points7 points ago

That is the correct scientific answer

[–]RadioactiveHam 26 points27 points ago

I'll allow it.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 3 points4 points ago

He seems to do it all the time.

[–]EnlightenedConstruct 1 point2 points ago

Now you're going to get dick pics...

[–]finallymadeanaccount 5 points6 points ago

With glasses on them?

[–]yeoller 2 points3 points ago

Shit...

[–]HurricaneHugo 4 points5 points ago

RES-tagged

[–]lolipopp 36 points37 points ago

[–]worldbird 23 points24 points ago

Hey, no men with glasses? :(

[–]salsa_de_tomate 30 points31 points ago

I want this. Someone make this.

[–]lurkernomordor 26 points27 points ago

girls like men with glasses? Interesting. I haven't been hit on in years.

[–]Rzr26 40 points41 points ago

try it without the neckbeard. works wonders :P

[–]Vegemeister 1 point2 points ago

The neckbeard stays.

[–]aboxofcrayons 8 points9 points ago

ABSOLUTELY YES. Glasses on men are very attractive.

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[–]yeoller 4 points5 points ago

See!?

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 4 points5 points ago

Son of a bitch.

O_O

[–]BeadleBelfry 7 points8 points ago

You are a god amongst men with glasses.

[–]SuperCascade 1 point2 points ago

I don't see any glasses

[–]NokolChini 880 points881 points ago

This was long, bizarre and totally worth it.

[–]SupermanV2 382 points383 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]mikev7743 156 points157 points ago

"Yea baby!"

[–]SRS270 55 points56 points ago

"Randy baby, yeaaah!"

[–]smififty 10 points11 points ago

"Fuckin Bobandy"

[–]samsqanch5 1 point2 points ago

It's ok, I got the joke.

[–]SupermanV2 44 points45 points ago

I don't even know what to say.

[–]turtal46 25 points26 points ago

Don't say anything. Don't even move. If you move, it may come back.

[–]peteisadrunkprophet 12 points13 points ago

Its vision is based on movement

[–]FarmerTedd 17 points18 points ago

Please don't kill me

[–]EnlightenedConstruct 10 points11 points ago

Shh, just take it.

[–]ScreamingAloudInside 1 point2 points ago

When my cake day rolls around I'm fucking hiding.

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

I wish you luck friend. I'm now scared for my life.

[–]ProjektXtal 22 points23 points ago

I can't work out if this is the best or worst novelty account

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 23 points24 points ago

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

[–]JJSwagger 14 points15 points ago

It's creepy...and yet, oddly arousing.

O.o why am i touching myself? actually. i'm ok with this

[–]firepelt 1 point2 points ago

The fuck

[–]thewolf87 1 point2 points ago

What did I just watch. 0.0

[–]fishisagod 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit...

[–]osxoep 3 points4 points ago

I wish it was my cake day :(

[–]JakeCameraAction 1 point2 points ago

You've got a whole meat locker at home full of corpses, don't you?

[–]alettuce 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I've liked or upvoted a "that's what she said" in years. I like this one, and also happy cakeday.

[–]Seicair 16 points17 points ago

I have laughed so long and hard that my stomach hurts now.

Glad I kept scrolling after looking at the first couple panels and going "wtf?"

Man, still chuckling.

[–]kaneart 42 points43 points ago

Lost my shit at the blonde guy with the long hair's panel

[–]stefani-carwell 36 points37 points ago

Go find your shit. It probably misses you.

[–]kaneart 9 points10 points ago

I found it. It didn't miss me. :(

[–]iRateSluts 147 points148 points ago

/r/funny, your daily dose of tumblr.

[–]shugr2th 61 points62 points ago

Old tumblr, at that.

[–]BeadleBelfry 33 points34 points ago

Like, months old.

[–]somedelightfulmoron 11 points12 points ago

Tumblrers saw this before it was cool.

[–]UomoMorto 6 points7 points ago

I actually saw this post before the kid added his little Austin Powers part on tumblr, and I was...pleasantly surprized.

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

Speaking of, they also seemed to have forgotten a section.

[–]silverain13 1 point2 points ago

Hey guys! Reddit is used primarily for linking to other sites! And guess what?!?!?!? Tumblr is another site!!!!!!!!

[–]JustHereToDerp 21 points22 points ago

Shagadelic baby!

[–]Learned-Hand 10 points11 points ago

That ain't no woman! It's a man, man.

[–]CaitDoyleSucks 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one who saw a female Medicated Pete (from the Howard Stern Show) in the first photo?

[–]Ry_Guy19 27 points28 points ago

...Wonk...

[–]hantarrr 11 points12 points ago

homestuck reference.

[–]banjaloupe 0 points1 point ago

sbahj reference

[–]digeridude 3 points4 points ago

[–]Mal-Capone 1 point2 points ago

Totally honest, I got pants-happy when she wonked at me.

[–]GerMexican23 12 points13 points ago

Ha ha ha ha!!! Love the last person panels!

[–]samw3d 15 points16 points ago

What's the theory behind the spaced-out ha's? I've always wondered. You are aware you sound evil in everyone's mind?

[–]JustSage 4 points5 points ago

HA ha, dangley parts...

[–]Red_AtNight 2 points3 points ago

Ha ha, multiple entendres!

[–]centurijon 1 point2 points ago

Everyone get in here!

[–]violetwaterfall 1 point2 points ago

I hear it more like the count from Sesame street. Although I guess that would be more like "Ah. Ah. Ah."

Or I read as sarcasm.

[–]Steel40 9 points10 points ago

haha, Roxy Wonk!

[–]ilizibith 3 points4 points ago

This is totally fantastic.

[–]Ju9iter 1 point2 points ago

Where was this posted originally?

[–]NvaderGir 3 points4 points ago

Tumblr

[–]I_am_not_angry 6 points7 points ago

It was all good but really the last set is all that was needed.

[–]homestargunner 46 points47 points ago

I've seen this posted so many times...and yet I upvote it everytime!

[–]desertjedi85 62 points63 points ago

That's great

[–]lowdownlow 21 points22 points ago

everytim

[–]triplea20x 12 points13 points ago

All the tims

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 6 points7 points ago

This kills originality.

[–]Josmeister 1 point2 points ago

I found it pretty standard comedy

[–]notsurewhatiam 5 points6 points ago

Repost # 1156

[–]kaat528 4 points5 points ago

The man with the long flowing hair actually made me laugh out loud. Excellent.

[–]ya_tu_sabes 4 points5 points ago

Repost but still hilarious as fuck

[–]thinkaboutunicorns 3 points4 points ago

I saw this a couple months ago, only there was another 2 panels D:

FOUND IT: http://magicaldeductions.tumblr.com/post/20499699340/ok-lets-see-if-that-thing-with-glasses-chicks

[–]Roben9 2 points3 points ago

River Song. Totally worth it.

[–]FoW391 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking... what would happen if I took off my glasses? No... not worth it.

[–]lemoncholly 4 points5 points ago

I'll take out my contacts and see what happens... oj@ itds teakky wprkd!

[–]my_bitches_love_me 1 point2 points ago

Is that Jeb?

[–]shainalessthanthree 1 point2 points ago

I'm crying. What is air?!

[–]docod44 1 point2 points ago

Wow, the second girl got really really good looking.

[–]roguepandarando 1 point2 points ago

I'm upvoting this just for the last sequence.

[–]emconnors 1 point2 points ago

I was somewhat amused until the very last panel. And suddenly, I lost it.

[–]nj711 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this at least three times on Reddit.

[–]Rixxer 1 point2 points ago

That last one gets me every time.

[–]Djloudenclear 1 point2 points ago

Enigmaenigmas and their reposts

[–]BaronLaladedo 1 point2 points ago

I kept laughing even when it started to go off the highway and into the ditch.

[–]CSec064 1 point2 points ago

That was weird as fuck but holds some truth.

My girlfriend, who's actually posted to that "amihotornot" subreddit before I met her, is like night and day when she takes the glasses off and does ANYTHING to her hair. (normally she just leaves it messy, like bed head on purpose.)

I couldn't believe it when I saw it how different she looked. I as well thought this "movie trick" was dumb and totally false but... When it happens right before your eyes what the hell else can you say but "... huh... damn."

[–]KateNoire 1 point2 points ago

This really made me laugh... I mean really, with sound and all.

[–]X3DinoRawrzzX3 1 point2 points ago

Yeah Baby..!

[–]NobleDovahkiin 1 point2 points ago

Last one... Oh God I am actually laughing. This hasn't happened since I first found reddit

[–]ShinyAssLegos 1 point2 points ago

i saw this a couple months ago...STILLL had me laughing my ass off x'D

[–]docscott 1 point2 points ago

That was the wheeziest laugh I ever had.

Thank you, Austin Powers.

[–]UraharaZR 1 point2 points ago

Really, this again?

[–]nemptyr 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure you have to be attractive before the glasses for this to work.

[–]tallchick 1 point2 points ago

oh, tumblr.

[–]EL_DIABLOW 1 point2 points ago

this makes my penis sad especially the third girl

[–]kezza596 1 point2 points ago

The last ones make the entire thing so worth it

[–]jonakun 1 point2 points ago

they are all ugly

[–]draivaden 16 points17 points ago

i actually prefer them with their glasses. perhaps they could be convinced to get "made up" and still wear the glasses.

[–]ChicagoMike 18 points19 points ago

/r/GirlswithGlasses. You're welcome. :)

[–]KaydenFox 39 points40 points ago

You owe me a bottle of lube and a wrist brace.

[–]draivaden 4 points5 points ago

Good. . . god. . . this women are being used as sex objects. on the internet! The hell, man. The hell.

[–]Alocasia_Fruit 13 points14 points ago

For most girls who don't wear contacts, we don't really have a choice. Unless I want to not only be stumbling around drunk but blind as well, they stay on. Unfortunately, it's really difficult to pull off "made up" when you're a great big four-eyes.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

My fiancee wears glasses, and she looks extremely fine with them or off. The important thing is to get decent frames, and have a style that suits them.

[–]Alocasia_Fruit 10 points11 points ago

ahaha I do, I'm just not very attractive to begin with. I'm always jealous of girls like your fiancee.

[–]8-bit_d-boy 1 point2 points ago

I'll be the judge of that!

[–]BenThrew 5 points6 points ago

Speak for yourself, my SO wears glasses and they look sexy as fuck when she's all made up.

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[–]korri 1 point2 points ago

There are ways to wear makeup and wear makeup at the same time. You accentuate different things. There's a few tutorials online that are pretty good.

edit: I mean wear glasses and makeup... but I'll keep it, or else the rest of the comments won't make sense...

[–]Scops 24 points25 points ago

There are ways to wear makeup and wear makeup at the same time.

You must teach me these magical ways...

[–]Weynard_Muldrake 12 points13 points ago

First, you must be Xzibit.

[–]Steelfox13 3 points4 points ago

Go on...

[–]Cenfre 3 points4 points ago

Next, you must be a girl. Careful, this is the most crucial step.

[–]I_am_salad 1 point2 points ago

Come to /r/ainbow. We'll show you a few guys that can doll it up like the best of them.

[–]Stembio 1 point2 points ago

[–]korri 1 point2 points ago

Wow, kids, don't reddit on only a few hours of sleep...

[–]CareyLS 2 points3 points ago

Had an ex that liked me to leave them on... made it easier for me to see! lol!

[–]kaleighdoscope 2 points3 points ago

As a bespectacled female; I agree.

[–]nsaucdiv151 4 points5 points ago

I always see this again when enough time has passed that I've forgotten about the last set. And it makes me laugh ever single time.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 3 points4 points ago

Personally, I prefer girls with glasses. I think I just have weird taste though.

[–]thatsnogood 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
As a girl with glasses, I can confirm this. 3coms -2pts 27dys funny

source: karmadecay

Reddit where we upvote the same shit every 30 days!

[–]spwmoni 8 points9 points ago

That one had a 9gag watermark on it and got less than no upvotes. This one very obviously is the same image with the 9gag watermark cropped off the bottom.

Reddit! Where we still repost other people's work, but only after stripping off the watermark, which makes it ok! ...?

[–]FalconOne 3 points4 points ago

This is one of the few reposts I will always upvote.

mainly for "what kind of gypsy magic shit is this!"

[–]capnobvious22 2 points3 points ago

Maybe it's part of why it's funny, but I get the feeling most people don't realize that most (all?) of those women are m2f transexuals.

[–]userbelowisamonster 3 points4 points ago

Now this is something I felt was worthy of r/funny.

[–]superpeteza 2 points3 points ago

Groovy baby

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

So this is what reddit has become?

[–]elwang 3 points4 points ago

Funniest thing I've seen today.

[–]ThaFreakyOne 1 point2 points ago

The last one hurt my laugh muscle :(

[–]djguerito 1 point2 points ago

If this comes around reddit one more time, I swear to god the kittens get it!

[–]quick_useless 1 point2 points ago

The kittens do get it, kittens have a developed, well rounded sense of humor

[–]BeadleBelfry 1 point2 points ago

This repost missed the ending one where the girl turns herself into a cutout of River Song...

[–]omnivorous_one 1 point2 points ago

Not funny on any level

[–]Crossedoutt 1 point2 points ago

reposted every week

[–]fightingbear 1 point2 points ago

Super Repost!

[–]morgheng 1 point2 points ago

motherfucking repost, downvote!

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[–]gruntybreath 14 points15 points ago

calling them ugly won't make you less of a little shit

[–]Armpit-Vagina 1 point2 points ago

Your opinion is fine but your edit kind of sucks.

[–]TopsDrop -1 points0 points ago

I laughed none times

[–]Kenshin_Himura -1 points0 points ago

Now this is a really old repost lol.

[–]KilroyLeges 0 points1 point ago

That was the funniest shit I've seen all day. Thank you. I was not expecting the Austin Powers at the end.

[–]burt_raynolds 1 point2 points ago

Was too high for this.

[–]gelfie68 1 point2 points ago

First time seeing this! This was pretty funny, thanks for sharing this!

[–]Broder45 0 points1 point ago

I still cant tell on half of them if they are a guy or a girl

[–]RELIGION-IS-CANCER 1 point2 points ago

Half of them were guys.

[–]leshake 0 points1 point ago

Girls and their glasses makeup.

[–]joegamba4 2 points3 points ago

really really long and awfully unfunny

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 0 points1 point ago

I liked that last one.

[–]Drunken-Nose-Picker 0 points1 point ago

I miss him.

[–]metalhaze 0 points1 point ago

YEAH BABY! YEAH!

[–]NUMBERS2357 0 points1 point ago

To state an opinion that I'll pretend is unusual but everyone here probably already agrees with, I like girls with glasses!

[–]numle 0 points1 point ago

oh, behave!

[–]oorahyutkill 0 points1 point ago

That got real funny real quick, thanks ;)

[–]charg 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap. Male with glasses here. NEVER WHIPPING THEM OFF WHILE ON CAMERA. EVER. (excellent post, vote pour vous)

[–]LilithImmaculate 0 points1 point ago

The only thing people notice when I have my glasses off is that my eyes are huge. I don't think it's always a compliment when people say that though..

[–]Toezap 0 points1 point ago

First girl looks really young, especially without her glasses.

[–]pohng0bohl 0 points1 point ago

this is amazing.

[–]jh_2719 0 points1 point ago

Groovey Baby!

[–]lauraisbored 0 points1 point ago

i know the ginger dude. he's a singer in a metal band called Ash Lee Blade.

http://www.myspace.com/ashleeblade

[–]MWShenanigans11 0 points1 point ago

Best thing I've seen today.

[–]planetyonx 0 points1 point ago

The 4th girl from the top looks like a math teacher from my middle school.

[–]nerdfighter11 0 points1 point ago

Oh that's so great.