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[–]SupermanV2 798 points799 points ago

I was totally expecting a giant hoof shaped dent in the side of that car.

[–]Breathing_Balls 113 points114 points ago

I was expecting roadkill, or some deer sex. :(

[–]SupermanV2 145 points146 points ago

deer sex. :(

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ForRedditingAtWork 68 points69 points ago

[–]Redze 23 points24 points ago

I have no idea why I clicked this. I regret nothing!

[–]BlazedOtter 4 points5 points ago

This picture is perfect for everything deer related.

[–]Stembio 1 point2 points ago

Oh, I do not like that at all.

[–]online222222 1 point2 points ago

I must know what that is from.

[–]4_word_replies_only 115 points116 points ago

[–]hcollins91 49 points50 points ago

and ends like this

[–]PhallogicalScholar 27 points28 points ago

How long have you had this picture?

[–]Speculater 51 points52 points ago

As long as he's known your mom. HEYYYYO!

I'll show myself out.

[–]Yoyo8 3 points4 points ago

Is..is one aleast the girl?!

[–]Weeabs 92 points93 points ago

The fourth, the fifth

[–]Arovmorin 64 points65 points ago

The minor fall and the major lift

[–]DrAnalCucumber 54 points55 points ago

The baffled king, composing hallelujah.

[–]my_bitches_love_me 26 points27 points ago

Hallelujah...hallelujah...hallelujah...halleluuuuuuuuuuuujah

[–]DrAnalCucumber 24 points25 points ago

Your faith was strong but you needed proof

[–]frakus007 79 points80 points ago

You used your antler to scratch your hoof.

[–]pwn_ya 14 points15 points ago

You saw her bathing on the roof.

[–]Explojo 1 point2 points ago

The Raffle King composing games and prizes.

[–]ipekarik 31 points32 points ago

[–]inewtonior 2 points3 points ago

I never get tired of this gif

[–]ra4king 3 points4 points ago

The gigantic boner at the end was very satisfying, thank you.

[–]starwarscreature 2 points3 points ago

That's what she said!..I think.

[–]Hiyasc 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to ruin this picture by saying that the white part on their legs looks a bit like a penis.

[–]DN512 1 point2 points ago

scribbles on notepad Go on what else do you see?

[–]Machinax 5 points6 points ago

Hubba hubba.

[–]theyetithe 13 points14 points ago

[–]shittingshitshit 1 point2 points ago

My dear, deer sex. How I miss thee..

[–]beeprog 1 point2 points ago

dear, sex.

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 4 points5 points ago

I wish! Deer sex would have been strange and wonderful

[–]fredbob3[S] 130 points131 points ago

Me too. Happy cake day by the way.

[–]SupermanV2 184 points185 points ago

Thanks man.

[–]Azartic 40 points41 points ago

I'm still lost on this whole cake day thing. . Explain?

[–]SupermanV2 120 points121 points ago

It's just a little cake you get next to your name each year when your account reaches another year old.

[–]AscentofDissent 66 points67 points ago

It is also many people's day to karma whore as many comments as possible in hopes of collecting all celebratory votes.

[–]SupermanV2 202 points203 points ago

Fortunately for me I comment this much anyway. Unemployment is a bitch.

[–]SBringer 60 points61 points ago

Upvoted for unemployed!...

Hopefully you can feed yourself with all this cakeday karma.....

[–]grayaus 36 points37 points ago

No SBringer, you can't eat karma.

[–]ilikepie2632 11 points12 points ago

yet..

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 6 points7 points ago

I sell tacos for 99 karma apiece. I run a Karma Store at 86th and Township Line Rd. You should stop in sometime

[–]6Revolvers 5 points6 points ago

If only ...

[–]SBringer 17 points18 points ago

DAH FUQ?! YOU CAN'T?! Wait wait wait wait... I was saving up this 20k FOR NOTHING?!?! Jesus H Christ on Christmas... This ruins EVERYTHING!

[–]NickDerpkins 9 points10 points ago

Enjoy your cake ya filthy animal.

Upvote for you

[–]zygntwin 1 point2 points ago

..and keep the change!

[–]DallasJones 9 points10 points ago

Get a job in IT, it's the same thing but you get paid more.

[–]SupermanV2 22 points23 points ago

I guess that's better than my current job, which is taking photos of my wiener with my roommates phone whenever he puts it down, and setting it as his background picture.

[–]DallasJones 1 point2 points ago

I think I've seen you in /r/australia. Sounds like something I'd do. Maybe it's an Australian thing.

[–]Blissfully 1 point2 points ago

I laughed at that harder than I should and I'm a girl

[–]starwarscreature 1 point2 points ago

Happy Cake Day man! Happy cake day to you! Happy Cake day to you! Happy Cake day to SupermanV2! Happy cake day to you! May all your karma dreams come true today!

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

Thanks bud.

[–]Aende 1 point2 points ago

Just remember, you aren't unemployed, you are funemployed.

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

HELLS YEAH! LOOK AT ALL THIS KARMA I HAVE TO SPEND AT THE TOY STORE.

Oh wait.

[–]zachthecat 3 points4 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY KARMA!

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

Yessir. knucles forehead and backs away bowing

[–]TheTooz 7 points8 points ago

I didn't have anything to post on my cakeday :(

[–]G3N3R4L 14 points15 points ago

Notice SupermanV2 has a cake icon next to his name. It signifies a year after joining reddit.

[–]MrDuctTape 17 points18 points ago

It also means he gets free karma.

[–]SupermanV2 65 points66 points ago

Technically all Karma is free.

[–]ecmmyers 17 points18 points ago

What? I sold my soul to get all of this. Where's my refund?

[–]wayfaremonk 4 points5 points ago

Sorry, all sales are final upon purchase.

[–]0_0mg 8 points9 points ago

Good thing I'm a ginger.

[–]Iamametameta 4 points5 points ago

Actually, You have to earn its worth!

[–]Zippy5454 5 points6 points ago

Please, have this free karma, courtesy of moi

[–]SupermanV2 34 points35 points ago

Two years in this case.

[–]Azartic 9 points10 points ago

Oh, well. Happy cakeday then. Enjoy your upvotes.

[–]SupermanV2 27 points28 points ago

Thanks mate.

[–]carbonxe 1 point2 points ago

It's a day where everything is a lie.

[–]Carlospuff 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag SupermanV2, won't reply back to any FB posts on his wall but will reply back to all Reddit posts.

[–]define_irony 1 point2 points ago

Happy Cake day

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]Crimfresh 322 points323 points ago

Women react the same way. They ignore me until I give em a smack on the ass, then they run away.

[–]Breathing_Balls 150 points151 points ago

Try kissing their ass instead of smacking it.

Women prefer a more tender approach.

I read it on the internet once.

[–]AscentofDissent 51 points52 points ago

No one lies on the internet.

[–]Sureiyaa 56 points57 points ago

Please don't. We're sure to get someone posting......the picture.

[–]LinuxUser4Life 17 points18 points ago

[–]Sureiyaa 4 points5 points ago

As a massive Arthur fan, I approve.

[–]dcoxen 8 points9 points ago

You think someone would do that, just go on the internet and post that... picture?

[–]Battletooth 9 points10 points ago

But if no one posts the picture every single time someone posts that comment, how will I get the reference to this overused joke?!

[–]Breathing_Balls 18 points19 points ago

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 26 points27 points ago

Come on man. You're doing it wrong.

[NSFW...]

[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 8 points9 points ago

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 3 points4 points ago

I just want to thank you for this offering. You guys make me so proud of each and every one of you when I can come in here any day of the week and look at naughty pictures of girls.

Girls, sorry if any of these pictures are you, but if any of you are how I percieve you from these pictures, then I think you're fine.

[–]jimmery 1 point2 points ago

he sounds like he is being serious there

[–]RielDealJr 25 points26 points ago

[–]Morloch 26 points27 points ago

God damn it. The .gif is infinitely creepier.

[–]fuzzb0y 1 point2 points ago

IT'S A GIF?

[–]shpongolian 8 points9 points ago

[–]Sureiyaa 1 point2 points ago

Alright, that one was funny.

[–]GeneReyva 12 points13 points ago

Imagine if no one actually did. What kind of internet would we have...

[–]going_around_in 10 points11 points ago

The sum of all human knowledge and everyone's darkest desires. Cool.

[–]Battletooth 12 points13 points ago

I have touched my mom's vagina while she sleeps before.

This Internet sucks.

Edit: I can't grammar.

[–]unwanted_puppy 5 points6 points ago

I can't decide if I'm envisioning utopia or chaos.

[–]Mock_Me 1 point2 points ago

A boring one.

[–]pussy_muncher 3 points4 points ago

Smack that bitch in the ass. Bitches love getting smacked in the ass.

[–]Andythefan 1 point2 points ago

I would listen. Breathing Balls sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

[–]0bsesshun 1 point2 points ago

That never happened. More specifically, the ass smacking.

[–]bottleshave 175 points176 points ago

Who sees a deer on the road and thinks, 'I'm gonna punch that square in the ass'?

[–]81830 208 points209 points ago

I believe that he just wanted to get the deer out of the way of the person recording the video, as it was standing in the middle of the right hand lane. I'll assume that honking was tried and didn't work.

[–]karelian_ 96 points97 points ago

The roads in northern Finland are riddled with reindeer, driven there by hordes of mosquitos and other insects that inhabit the thicker woods. Usually they move out of the way, but sometimes they just stand there like pictured, and you have to try to go around them, yell and wave, honk, whatever you can think of. Personally I hate it the most when they start running away from your car along the road, apparently thinking the slowly moving car is chasing them and not realizing that safety is just a couple of steps away in any other direction.

[–]Blu64 16 points17 points ago

you sir need a paintball gun. One shot to the ass would probably do the trick.

[–]zombiejuliet 29 points30 points ago

Until you shoot one in the ass in the middle of the night and its antlers get hung up on your 6 foot tall chain link fence and it breaks its neck. Never felt so bad in my life.

[–]deighv 9 points10 points ago

That is a shocking and unlikely sequence of events, if true. I wouldn't be too worried about repeating it...

[–]Blu64 10 points11 points ago

I hope you at least ate it. that is tragic, but still a little funny.

[–]zombiejuliet 7 points8 points ago

We did not eat it, sadly. The deer literally had so many ticks that it looked like its skin was alive long after it had expired. A neighbor however, took it home and I assume that he did, or at least, desperately hope that he did. To kill an animal while merely trying to scare it away is shocking, to say the least.

[–]sprankton 1 point2 points ago

So how does reindeer taste?

[–]PaulMezz 1 point2 points ago

Like Christmas

[–]mkrfctr 1 point2 points ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[–]stedic 25 points26 points ago

We have elk in Canada. They do the same thing. Stand in road and eat your front lawn. No matter how many shoot and drag into the bloody garage, there is one to replace.

[–]Bored_At_Night 56 points57 points ago

Elk with guns can indeed be very dangerous.

[–]SOPA_NO 12 points13 points ago

We have deer in Northern Utah, this'll happen sometimes.

I remember once, the deer had figured out that if it ran hard enough into one of those white fences (like this) it could break through. So one day, my brother comes running in, yelling "COME LOOK AT THIS COME LOOK AT THIS!" So we all go out to see what he's talking about, just then a deer comes running full speed and rams as hard as it can into our chain-link fence. He stumbles, falls down, gets back up, runs across street, and comes charging again, WHACK! Stumbles, gets back up, tries again. This went on for about 5 more times, unfortunately our video camera was out of batteries so we didn't get any of it.

[–]USMCsniper 1 point2 points ago

dat feel when a wooden fence turns out to be a metal fence

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[–]Kingmudsy 14 points15 points ago

TIL Finland is a snowy Australia.

[–]maz-o 3 points4 points ago

As a Finn I can confirm this. I too have stood in the middle of the road scratching my mosquito bites.

[–]anelida 5 points6 points ago

I think it is an adorable scene. The guy getting out of his way to get the deer out of the road.

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 1 point2 points ago

Smacking deer on the ass should reduce your crime bounty for the city you're in yeah?

[–]WhatIRead 36 points37 points ago

A sensible and well traveled person trying to keep everyone, animal included, safe.

[–]pnut_butter_jelly 63 points64 points ago

[–]naebae 12 points13 points ago

This is from Lapland, Finland so it's a reindeer.

[–]bigjaydogg3 10 points11 points ago

I guess the economy was hard on Santa too, eh?

[–]Cederfjard 2 points3 points ago

Is this a well known clip? The only clues I see are the nature, the animal and the number plates, and judging from them you couldn't tell whether this was Finland or Sweden (but yeah, probably Lapland either way).

[–]jimminy 6 points7 points ago

It is a finnish car.

[–]KingofCraigland 6 points7 points ago

Based on the video, 1 in 3 people do that.

[–]tacojohn48 6 points7 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]Capitol62 1 point2 points ago

As someone who has been the victim of an "elk jam" at Mt. Rainier (the one road around the mountain is the most convenient way to get around for elk as well), I wish someone had smacked it in the ass.

Elk give no fucks about traffic and honking. They are happy to trot along the only road for hours holding up traffic.

[–]ckb614 1 point2 points ago

[–]pwnies 60 points61 points ago

Good guy driver.

[–]Qweef 6 points7 points ago

[–]peanutbuttar 97 points98 points ago

hey hey now, remember that reposts permeate the extent of reddit.

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[–]dingoperson 49 points50 points ago

Hmm, going by the scores, it is almost as if OP decided to just pick the highest Karma headline and tweak it...

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 4 points5 points ago

That's actually not a bad idea. I think TIR may have started something

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 11 points12 points ago

3 months is like a decade in reddit repost time.

[–]artisticnemo16 1 point2 points ago

I thought it looked familiar.

[–]funnyhandlehere 13 points14 points ago

I wasn't expecting that title to be as descriptively accurate as it was.

[–]Kauppaneuvos 15 points16 points ago

Only in Finland.

[–]Angeldust01 1 point2 points ago

I totally expected see my countrymen saying something like this. Also swedes and maybe norwegians too.

You foreigners need to understand one thing: reindeers are possibly THE most stupid mammal on planet. Seriously.

Another thing is that we Finnish people eat them. Other Nordic countries do that too. Reindeers are fucking delicious. Once, I almost peed myself when some British tourists were horrified that we'd just shoot Rudolf and eat him. Few years ago some British people wanted to boycott Finland and our barbaric reindeer-eating ways. It made in the news in Finland.. I doubt that many british people have heard about it :D

Reindeer stew, traditional meal of ancient Finns(and swedes and norwegians).

TIL: Finnish reindeer stew wins Swedish one. Not only ours have mashed potatoes(at least in the picture.. the article claims that swedes also might have some), but it also often has pickles served with it. I don't like pickles much, but who cares. Our reindeer stew WINS. It wins sweden!

[–]-cantstopwontstop 2 points3 points ago

or Sweden!

[–]Crazium 3 points4 points ago

AY! Waster!

Not a bathroom.

[–]GivePopPopYourHair 2 points3 points ago

Just by saying that, you have insulted the integrity of this entire institution.

[–]hint_of_sage 1 point2 points ago

And that is what Jews do at weddings. Anthropology!

[–]wasting_my_life_here 19 points20 points ago

he tried to stick a finger in there

[–]stevencastle 11 points12 points ago

UFIA?

[–]5741354110059687423 20 points21 points ago

unsolicited finger in the anus

[–]iGilmer 4 points5 points ago

Had to google that. Not disappointed.

[–]dane83 6 points7 points ago

You just reminded me that I haven't been to Fark in a long time.

[–]mygrammarist3rribl3 4 points5 points ago

what a nice guy

[–]SKREAM 3 points4 points ago

That's sexual harassment.

Poor moose was trying to tie her shoes up.

[–]spankr 1 point2 points ago

Caribou. Not moose. Moose is with squirrel.

[–]SKREAM 2 points3 points ago

Dunno why I said moose. Weird.

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[–]protoopus 2 points3 points ago

i have heard that when antlered animals are shedding their velvet, it becomes maddeningly itchy. distractingly so, in this case.

[–]Maschalismos 2 points3 points ago

"itchyfootitchyfootitchyfootitchyfootGAAAAH what the hell man!"

[–]AdmiralSkippy 2 points3 points ago

I didn't realize you could put the punchline in the title of a .gif.

[–]HITMAN616 4 points5 points ago

Slightly disappointed this wasn't a video of a stripper who tore some shit up.

[–]shiddybiz 4 points5 points ago

They said the same thing about Rihanna

[–]KingLeDerp 1 point2 points ago

Suomi!

[–]penguinplatypus 1 point2 points ago

Video link?

[–]the_last_carfighter 1 point2 points ago

keepin the pimp hand strong

[–]blueGOLDeagle 1 point2 points ago

Yup ok my phone won't play the gif (if it even is a gif) so can someone tell me what happens?

[–]TVjoker 8 points9 points ago

A deer is standing in the middle of the lane, blocking the person filming from his/her car. On the other lane, one car drives by while the one behind it stops next to the deer. The deer doesn't notice the car, nor the window being put down. The driver smacks the deer on its ass, and the deer runs away.

[–]blueGOLDeagle 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.

[–]wrathborne 1 point2 points ago

Thats something my father would have done if he had the chance, just to be able to tell the story.

[–]eddward 1 point2 points ago

I feel like the link to this gif should have the word "repost" or "karmabot" in it. still yet, hilarious every time.

[–]Spants23 1 point2 points ago

"Re-re..re-re-re..re-re-re...re-re-re..repost!" Jimmy Valmer

[–]grenadewhistle 1 point2 points ago

Fucking!!!! Repost!!!

[–]A_Canadian 1 point2 points ago

Not ass, caribou. Trust me.

[–]hairyassandballs 1 point2 points ago

caribooty

[–]mdubc 1 point2 points ago

I know this has been said before, but I am continually amazed by how many people seem to run dashboard cams.

[–]whiteguythrowaway 1 point2 points ago

This gif's older than the Internets

[–]fuzzb0y 1 point2 points ago

I'd love to see the original video just to hear the occupants of the car burst out laughing.

[–]hurdur1 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if I'm missing something, but what is that black thing that comes in from the right-hand side at the end of the clip.

Also, does anyone have a link to the actual video?

[–]PleaseEnd 1 point2 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]abumpdabump 1 point2 points ago

and he totally went buck-wild!

[–]Jonahb360 1 point2 points ago

Only in Russia...

[–]ransom140 1 point2 points ago

Is that considered sexual harassment? =D

[–]vote100binary 1 point2 points ago

Canadian level: Reindeer Spanker.

(probably not Canada)

[–]povies 1 point2 points ago

smack dat ass ass ass its the roundestt

[–]Vikaroo 1 point2 points ago

GGG Smacks a deer in the ass when another driver is stuck.

[–]chickentaquitos 3 points4 points ago

Not a single buck was given.

[–]pnut_butter_jelly 4 points5 points ago

http://imgur.com/l3Mkp

edit: possibly NSFW

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 7 points8 points ago

A nude woman might be more technically NSFW, but that would certainly be harder to explain.

[–]Blissfully 1 point2 points ago

Shining??

[–]hint_of_sage 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't look like a bear... Maybe he's taking the picture though.

[–]Blissfully 1 point2 points ago

Thats what I meant... yeah yeah lets go with that

[–]FromaLand 1 point2 points ago

[–]ahaas5 1 point2 points ago

natural selection should have destroyed this deer

[–]Lemonanyway -1 points0 points ago

Good guy driver.

[–]stealthgyro 1 point2 points ago

Sees someone stuck behind a deer

slaps the deer so it's no longer in the way

[–]espositojoe 0 points1 point ago

I've been going about it all wrong.

[–]dassadec 0 points1 point ago

Looks like jasper park

[–]Moes_Before_Bros 0 points1 point ago

Videos like these make really consider putting a camera on my dashboard.

[–]Booksf 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't they just honk..

[–]ymahaguy3388 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't be more satisfied from the result of clicking this link...best decision of the day.

[–]Ihazareddit 0 points1 point ago

I just think its nuts

[–]mediaG33K 0 points1 point ago

This is now my new goal in life.