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When its 4:19 and my friends say we should roll a blunt (i.imgur.com)

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[–]In_Loco_Extremis 59 points60 points ago

Then you say fuck it and roll one anyways cuz 4:20 can wait a few minutes.

[–]yawefappin 35 points36 points ago

It is 4:20 until it is 4:30

[–]oilpit 12 points13 points ago

It's 4:20 until it is 4:28. There's an eight minute grace period.

[–]will0wisp 11 points12 points ago

We always said, "there's 10 minutes of 4:20, because stoners are never on time."

[–]trollus_maximus 13 points14 points ago

We always said, "it's 4:20 somewhere" No matter what time of day it is.

[–]demerztox94 12 points13 points ago

Because of location in reference to the sun.

[–]BigFatBlackMan 1 point2 points ago

Really only true on the twentieth minute of every hour.

[–]iSecks -1 points0 points ago

Only if you're counting relative to GMT/CST (which most people do.)

But, if you measure time by location of the sun, it's always 4:20 somewhere.

[–]BigFatBlackMan 4 points5 points ago

Well, I mean, I guess time is, like, relative and stuff. Man.

[–]mjolnir616 0 points1 point ago

And the 50th minute 10 times a day and the 5th minute 2 times a day due to offset timezones.

[–]DJTaki 6 points7 points ago

It's 4:20 until I finish smoking.

[–]chelseaott 1 point2 points ago

I've never heard this, but I like it. I like it a lot, and I'm definitely using this as my excuse from now on.

[–]CamelShakers[S] 80 points81 points ago

4:22? It is 4:20, too, afterall.

[–]blzd4dyz 7 points8 points ago

If anybody thinks you lose the magic when you miss 4:20, they should smoke a bowl and chill out.

[–]eifersucht12a 10 points11 points ago

4:22 just means its been 4:20 for two minutes.

[–]CamelShakers[S] 6 points7 points ago

so 4:20 am is just the 12 hour anniversary of the afternoon 4:20? sounds good to me!

[–]0mega9401 21 points22 points ago

idk guys just pack a bowl, and when you done stuff that shit in your pajama pants waist.

[–]AngryEnt 30 points31 points ago

huh?

[–]Datastream 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter because it's always 4:20 somewhere on earth.

[–]MC_White_Rice -1 points0 points ago

4:24? 4:20 Forever [8]

[–]luckysword83 9 points10 points ago

we always call it happy hour from 4:20-5:20

[–]meowmeister 1 point2 points ago

I so agree. There is always time to roll up a blunt. It's always 420 somewhere. Smoke on.

[–]a4moondoggy 1 point2 points ago

i always liked to smoke a bowl THEN roll the blunt :D

[–]Lemson -2 points-1 points ago

Then you remember 4:20 is gay

[–]truestoryrealtalk 1 point2 points ago

Saying things are gay is gay. I enjoy 4:20, I have come to associate it with good things and I find smoking at that time to be quite satisfying and enjoyable. Have fun being cynical.

[–]toohardtoswallow 0 points1 point ago

"Saying things are gay is gay."

I don't even...

[–]Desert_Snake 60 points61 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

[–]JackieOrgasm 23 points24 points ago

3.5 million views and that was my first time seeing it. Thanks!

I was one of the 10,000 today.

[–]Reddit_cctx 5 points6 points ago

Always a relevant xkcd. I don't even have to click your link and I know the exact comic.

[–]Jawthumb 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty recent.

[–]Chris_Iceberg 0 points1 point ago

Now it will end op on your ipod.

[–]SoloDolo92 0 points1 point ago

I feel so lucky...

[–]Gravitt 0 points1 point ago

This is great [7]

[–]blue_strat 14 points15 points ago

Obligatory.

[–]ZombieDib 3 points4 points ago

I should thank you

[–]fentooooon 6 points7 points ago

just saw "uptokes if reddit brought you here" in the comments...cmon r/trees so unclassy

[–]chancesofconception 2 points3 points ago

You have made my night.

Edit: I have now watched this video FOUR times, and can confidently say you have made my week.

[–]mikeripsitbad 11 points12 points ago

It was 11:58PM on December 31, 2011 when we realized we had failed to roll a blunt to welcome the new year properly. I beckoned to the call and managed to break up a fat nug and twist a mean blunt with enough time to grab my GF for a kiss before the ball dropped.

[–]youropinionman420 28 points29 points ago

Your response should always be YES. Smoking a blunt is way more important than smoking at 4:20.

[–]CamelShakers[S] 3 points4 points ago

truespeak

[–]linkingday 11 points12 points ago

your post says otherwise

[–]CamelShakers[S] 3 points4 points ago

truespeak meaning he is speaking his truth, i never said i agreed with him, although it would be hard for me to turn down the opportunity to smoke a blunt.

[–]linkingday 4 points5 points ago

but you ain't got time fo that!

[–]CamelShakers[S] 3 points4 points ago

SWEET BROWN aint got time for that! she's got bronchitis yall, smokin blunts would hurt!

[–]tamedLion 3 points4 points ago

depersonalization ftw

[–]ProxyMuncher 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck is going on here

[–]trollus_maximus 4 points5 points ago

Bong Hits

[–]iRateSluts -1 points0 points ago

I don't think you understand what "truth" means.

[–]CamelShakers[S] 1 point2 points ago

chilloutdude i guarantee its going to be okay.

[–]REthanH09 0 points1 point ago

Por que comenos dos?

[–]schuman 1 point2 points ago

I think it's porque no los dos

[–]Chris120 1 point2 points ago

por que*, porque means because, but por que means why; otherwise you are right! :D

[–]schuman 0 points1 point ago

sweeeeeeeet. :D

[–]IMostlyAgree -1 points0 points ago

Smoking good weed is more important than smoking a blunt. Blunts are for amateurs, joints are for pros.

[–]MagicMert 5 points6 points ago

Oh god I had almost forgot how much I love sweet brown.

[–]mad_n00b 3 points4 points ago

from grinding to sparking, rolling a blunt takes me about 40 seconds, and i'm realllllllyyyy slow compared to my friends (who are masters of bluntsmithing, the fastest of whom has rolled a .75 blunt in 18 seconds)

[–]Ole_the_Lion 8 points9 points ago

Man I've rolled a thousand blunts (give or take), and while they always turn out great, it still can take me 10 minutes sometimes. Gotta channel my inner 2Pac...

[–]TimmWith2Ms 0 points1 point ago

Word, man. I used to have a blunt delivery service, so I know my blunts, but I don't know how some guys do it. Between grinding, unwrapping, splitting, gutting, filling, rolling, and rewrapping, that shit takes me anywhere from 5-10 minutes going solo. I realize I'm a slow roller, but I can't think of any way for it to be faster without sacrificing quality.

[–]YouKnowThatGuyWeKnow 0 points1 point ago

Called get actual wraps, makes it much easier and it's not very much more expensive lol

[–]TimmWith2Ms 0 points1 point ago

You mean those cheap and small "blunt-wrap" things? They burn too quickly, taste bad, and definitely a traditional blunt in my definition. I like my blunts to last a long time and get you really high, so a 3.5" to 4" blunt-wrap isn't going to cut it. Might as well just roll an extra long joint for that.

[–]RuncibleSpoon18 0 points1 point ago

I've always found those wraps to be super thick and poor tasting

[–]YouKnowThatGuyWeKnow -1 points0 points ago

There are more than one type of wraps :P

[–]TimmWith2Ms 0 points1 point ago

Do you recommend any good ones? I've only had bad experiences with wraps.

[–]YouKnowThatGuyWeKnow 0 points1 point ago

Personally not a big blunt roller, and their thickness never bothered me, but let me look and Ill find something.

[–]Wozily 0 points1 point ago

I like Double Platinum blunt wraps. I think they're awesome because they're pretty cheap, they burn slower than standard rolling paper, and you can get loads of different flavors if you're into that

[–]Noctus102 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I have a friend who can roll blunts in under 20 seconds, starting with the weed ground up but shell still in the wrapper. With two people and a grinder you should be able to get a blunt does EASY in under a minute.

[–]PapauNewGuinea 3 points4 points ago

I find that it is alright if you start preparations to smoke on 4:20. Like if you start packing the bowl at 4:20, and you smoke it a minute later, it still counts as 4:20 smoking.

[–]abovetheignorance 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to believe this but I still find myself in a mad rush at 4:19.

[–]shnaglefragle 2 points3 points ago

http://imgur.com/iRTXF

[–]SuperSlyChicken 3 points4 points ago

Bro, time is an illusion don't worry about it.

[–]Boy_Man_God_Shit 9 points10 points ago

I think I'm the only one here whose least favorite way of smoking is a blunt. So harsh and I don't like the taste. It isn't a tobacco thing, I enjoy a nice spliff every now and then.

[–]CamelShakers[S] 6 points7 points ago

hmm, for me spliffs hurt a lot more than blunts, a nicely rolled blunt in some slow burning wraps can feel like melted butter and vaseline down my throat. mmmmm.

[–]Boy_Man_God_Shit 9 points10 points ago

Well to each his own, more spliffs for me and more blunts for you!

[–]CamelShakers[S] 7 points8 points ago

got that right, uptokes for you

[–]actually_lying 0 points1 point ago

http://hahgay.com/

[–]AstralVoid 1 point2 points ago

This confuses me. Where I'm from a blunt with pure weed wrapped in paper and a spliff is tobacco and weed.

[–]Boy_Man_God_Shit 6 points7 points ago

For me Blunt is weed wrapped in an empty cigar Joint is pure weed in paper Spliff is weed+tobacco in paper

[–]lunacraz 1 point2 points ago

east coast is yeast coast!

[–]oilpit 2 points3 points ago

A blunt is pure weed wrapped in a swisher (or similar). A spliff is weed and tobacco rolled in a rolling paper.

[–]AstralVoid 0 points1 point ago

Where I'm from 'blunt' referrs to pure weed, wrapped in anything. This is probably because the large majority of people smoke with tobacco.

[–]Psythik 5 points6 points ago

Must suck where you live. I can't even imagine ruining my precious buds with tobacco.

[–]YouKnowThatGuyWeKnow 0 points1 point ago

That's incorrect. Blunt is wrapped in tobacco leaves (IIRC) and Joints are wrapped in regular papers. That's what defines/differentiates the two. That's it. Spliff is generally a joint with tobacco in it, and I'm not sure what a blunt with tobacco on the inside with weed (not just the leaves wrapping it) is called.

[–]lololnopants -1 points0 points ago

Well, where you are from people have it wrong; both have tobacco products.

Blunt has tobacco in the cigar and you fill it with weed. Spliff is a joint with tobacco.

[–]Space_Man_Rocketship 2 points3 points ago

Everyone has time for blunts

[–]shuna 3 points4 points ago

im at a [0] and i still find this shit hilarious OH YOU

[–]kingramsesII 1 point2 points ago

I love Sweet Brown and I fucking love this saying.

[–]jackapello 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could give you more upvotes.

[–]aintnobodygotime4dat 1 point2 points ago

I approve of this message.

[–]ftp411 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE the one that took it!

[–]Wayfarer21 1 point2 points ago

epic laughter at a [7]. thank you.

[–]CamelShakers[S] -1 points0 points ago

:)

[–]TheBajaBlaster 1 point2 points ago

this is a most spectasticulus use for this gif

[–]CamelShakers[S] 0 points1 point ago

glad you like it!

[–]YouMasturbate 1 point2 points ago

What if I told you you don't have to smoke at 4:20

[–]CamelShakers[S] 0 points1 point ago

What if I told you you don't have to take this so seriously?

[–]kingramsesII 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. Thank you for not taking an internet discussion board seriously.

[–]ZombieDib 1 point2 points ago

I laughed, dude

[–]VengefulOctopus 1 point2 points ago

Now that song is stuck in my head...

[–]abovetheignorance 0 points1 point ago

ain't nobody got time for that. ain't nobody got time for that. ain't nobody got time ain't nobody got time ain't nobody got time for that.

[–]Frase 1 point2 points ago

Unless it's April 20th, fuck the clock. Don't be constrained by the false structure of time humanity has created... Time is all one moment, and we're livin' it. Unless you've got a job to do, smoke whenever you please :D Enjoy the human experience!

[–]FireEyedBoy87 1 point2 points ago

Representin OKC sweet brown!

[–]RedfieldTwo 1 point2 points ago

How about you roll a nice blunt while passing around some bowl rips to your fellow ents. Then you can get high while you prepare to get high. (:

[–]takenusernameistaken 1 point2 points ago

this made my day

[–]nukedukem96 1 point2 points ago

On 420 I rolled the best joint of my life in 30 some seconds. I was so proud c:

[–]ganjapundit 0 points1 point ago

always time for rolling blunts [6]

[–]JFDreddit 0 points1 point ago

I bet she could.

[–]Nicb903 0 points1 point ago

recognized the local news station, oh lawd

[–]joeDUBstep 0 points1 point ago

It's not impossible to roll a blunt in 1 minute...

[–]lemoncholly 0 points1 point ago

Jus set the clock back a few minutes ya dingus!

[–]Burgleteens 0 points1 point ago

i can do it in under a minute no problem....LOTS of practice

[–]a4moondoggy 0 points1 point ago

if you have the wraps it only takes a minute (well depending on the weed, if it's swag takes that long to clean it)

[–]lohuff 0 points1 point ago

"Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus!"

[–]iRateSluts -1 points0 points ago

If you give any fucks about smoking at 4:20 instead of any other time, you should grow up.

[–]omeed 0 points1 point ago

Just lost my shit [3]

[–]thebigme0w 0 points1 point ago

it's 4:19, you got a minute?

[–]guitar_ent 0 points1 point ago

My girl can split a rillow, grind the herb, roll it and light it in 35 seconds.

[–]theMeatMunster 0 points1 point ago

i can't stop looking at this. oh god, i can't stop giggling!

[–]reed5point0 0 points1 point ago

This man can..

[–]raver459 0 points1 point ago

I adore this video so much, thanks for the awesome gif!

[–]doom420 0 points1 point ago

4:20 is not really important, 4:35 is when the good times start

[–]gibson_ 0 points1 point ago

I tried to turn the volume up on this gif.

[0]

[–]cmart1987 0 points1 point ago

if you practice enough it should not take more than a minute to roll a blunt. now smoke my children

[–]Meagann16 0 points1 point ago

Oklahoma, representing.

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point ago

Soo...there is...someone who has time for it....? orrr........

[–]dego_frank 0 points1 point ago

True smokers don't give a shit about 4:20.

[–]Badwulfwho 1 point2 points ago

I'm a firm believer in tradition, but I can honestly say that I don't give any kinds of shit about 4:20.

It was just a convenient time for some kids to meet up at school in the 70's. It certainly shouldn't be given global reverence.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

I find that I frequently happen to be smoking at 4:20. The same can be said for 3:20 and 5:20, too.

[–]Badwulfwho 1 point2 points ago

In other words, "all day, errday."

[–]dego_frank 0 points1 point ago

Most people that care about 4:20 don't even know the origin. Silly stoners.

[–]vandoh 0 points1 point ago

I remember when i was a child and still cared about 4:20...good times were had during those 4 years of highschool

[–]zerorules -4 points-3 points ago

I can without question roll a blunt in less than a minute. I have been rolling 3+ daily for about 12 years now for reference. (Yes I smoke 3+ blunts a day.)

[–]CamelShakers[S] 6 points7 points ago

......nice....

[–]mikev7743 1 point2 points ago

I bow down to you sir. I rolled my first joint on the 4th of july. Took me about 15 minutes. But i had a lot of practice that day because o also rolled my 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th joints that day. The later ones only took about 7. I wish to be as good a you one day sir

[–]derpherpatitis 0 points1 point ago

When there is a will, there is a way that blunt can be rolled in less than a minute

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