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[–]Kasuli 91 points92 points ago

Jesus is surfing mad waves

[–]MistaPea 11 points12 points ago

Jesus can walk on clouds!!

[–]dolphinhj 15 points16 points ago

Clouds are just water vapor. This is the best way that Jesus could fly. If he had a monkey tail he would be Goku.

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[–]OwnsAParrot 9 points10 points ago

Took Jesus three days to enter Super Saiyan mode.

[–]SilverContrails 7 points8 points ago

Three episodes*

[–]ace9ner 0 points1 point ago

Another six to drop a spirit bomb

[–]BigSugarBear 1 point2 points ago

The bible would be a lot better read.

[–]twnadar -1 points0 points ago

Well technically clouds are water and air so theoretically this would work

[–]nomogoodnames 1 point2 points ago

You're using that word theory... It doesn't mean what you think it means..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Haha

[–]MistaPea -1 points0 points ago

Jesus and theory? lol

[–]carpadium -4 points-3 points ago

Radical Christianity.

[–]feilen -1 points0 points ago

I thought he looked more like an airplane.

NEEEEEEEEEEOWMN!

[–]mbrown9412 -2 points-1 points ago

Jesus came.

[–]TheKhajiit -1 points0 points ago

Jesus came.

All over the mountain

[–]REDDIT- -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Dildo_Gaggins -1 points0 points ago

8 months ago. I found it interesting and had never seen this picture before. I'm terribly sorry this ruined your day.

[–]REDDIT- 0 points1 point ago

Oh, don't be sorry.. it didn't ruin my day. I just wanted to point out to him how lame it is to search karmadecay for reposts, then post altered versions of their top comments.

[–]normalite 34 points35 points ago

Every movie with a scene here has to do a mandatory helicopter camera fly over.

[–]Hamlet7768 28 points29 points ago

Hey, it's an easy establisher. Just like the NY Skyline, or Lady Liberty.

[–]whatisthishere 1 point2 points ago

Karl Pilkington thinks it's alright http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MVEdB6tBVY

[–]YukonWildAss 53 points54 points ago

-33% Culture cost baby.

[–]Yeti60 4 points5 points ago

This and Sydney Opera House and you pretty much have a cultural victory in the bag.

[–]domasin 3 points4 points ago

Kind of on that note Sydney Opera House has the best easter egg in it's splash.

[–]MedievalManagement 1 point2 points ago

It's a must have.

[–]JimmyJJimensen 0 points1 point ago

[–]vincenzoajc 19 points20 points ago

I was at Christ the Redeemer on a cloudy day last August. The typical 360 degree view of Rio from the top of Corcovado was completely obscured. Very ethereal and definitely one of the most surreal moments of my life.

[–]abasss 6 points7 points ago

Happened the same to me in november. It was ridiculous, I was right there and couldn't even see the Christ. White everywhere.

[–]pheasantplucker92 52 points53 points ago

TIL Jesus is a waterbender.

[–]wolfeater 3 points4 points ago

You know it's the off season when /r/thelastairbender is leaking into every thread

[–]TigerBrother 142 points143 points ago

Ha! Take that, Atheists!

[–]Finnishalzheimerskid 42 points43 points ago

Welp. We lose. Time to start believing in God again.

[–]bhermit 8 points9 points ago

That feel.

[–]Dodge5278 0 points1 point ago

BRO

[–]InYourUrethra 59 points60 points ago

Christians: ∞ Atheists: 0

[–]Varrianda -3 points-2 points ago

Someone who wants a rain of downvotes should xpost this to /r/atheism

[–]Wake_Up_Crono 12 points13 points ago

Jesus Christ, DON'T DO IT!

[–]ParmesanGarlic 1 point2 points ago

I see this picture and I see Leo Dicaprio in Titanic.

[–]Nacamaka 13 points14 points ago

Came here to see surfboard shopped in... Leaving disappointed.

[–]gguerind[S] 56 points57 points ago

[–]Talvoren 14 points15 points ago

Would look better with the clouds unshopped I think

[–]gguerind[S] 62 points63 points ago

[–]KingToasty 18 points19 points ago

Now make him juggling chainsaws.

[–]gguerind[S] 71 points72 points ago

[–]hitchhikelife 14 points15 points ago

chainsaws and surfboard? could be?

[–]gguerind[S] 49 points50 points ago

[–]biowtf 11 points12 points ago

Now dance for us

[–]gguerind[S] 30 points31 points ago

[–]Nacamaka 2 points3 points ago

This is perfect. Thank you!

[–]BlindeyedIntrovert 4 points5 points ago

This guy is the harlot of demanding redditors. Never thought I'd end up seeing Jesus juggling chainsaws though...

[–]ParmesanGarlic 1 point2 points ago

Silver surfer right?

[–]kurebringer 3 points4 points ago

[–]frowgferd 4 points5 points ago

The Last Air-bender

[–]Dodge5278 10 points11 points ago

HOW NOW BROWN COW?

Atheists: -0,000 Christians: Batman Symbol

[–]IAmAPrettyCoolGuy 3 points4 points ago

Clouds are made of water.

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[–]Thornsy 1 point2 points ago

Of course not, silly, it's the Internet.

[–]BrutalNoob 0 points1 point ago

BLASPHEMY!

[–]Rysdad 5 points6 points ago

"Hey, y'all, watch this!"

[–]Mile_Slaughterer 1 point2 points ago

Make it rain!

[–]spaceghost_one 1 point2 points ago

Guys! Guys look! I'm gonna... guys! Just move, I'm gonna land over there!

[–]Damianvv 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a missile taking off.

[–]malefic_puppy 1 point2 points ago

Here's a picture I took from up there, not fantastic, but really nice if you havn't seen it before.

The Corcovado is worth it for the view more then the statue IMO... http://wallbase.cc/wallpaper/1430224

[–]ANONANONONO 1 point2 points ago

No way! It's surfing jesus!

[–]DillyG101 1 point2 points ago

OMG ITS PROFF DAT GOD EXISTS NON BELIEVERS REPENT OMG UPVOTE IF YOU LUV GOD <3

[–]TierOne 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only one who thought of call of duty first..

[–]rajonronbro 1 point2 points ago

Waiting for Patrick Swayze from Point Break to be added in gif

[–]subsequent 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate, Atheists.

[–]JeepTheReal 0 points1 point ago

"I ain't even mad"

[–]kamenoko 0 points1 point ago

He got up and tried it again

[–]Valiant4Funk 0 points1 point ago

favorite level in H.A.W.X.!

[–]corncorncorncorn 0 points1 point ago

[–]neonraisin 0 points1 point ago

Gnarly

[–]sweets1195 0 points1 point ago

For some reason i just wanna slide on it

[–]ocxtitan 0 points1 point ago

Clearly this is God's work*.

  • the sarcasm is strong with this one

[–]D_for_David 0 points1 point ago

smokeeee on the rio, the jesus in the sky.

[–]Bigslick220 0 points1 point ago

Don't let the guys over at r/atheism get a hold of this or you'll loose all that sweet sweet karma!

[–]mastersailor 0 points1 point ago

At first glance I thought this was a person standing on top of a hill with clouds rolling over, and I thought it was amazing. Then, I clicked the link and realized it was jesus. totally less amazing

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Repost vs reddit - reposts are winning

[–]WickedElf2005 0 points1 point ago

First water, now clouds (still water particles).

[–]outlaw686 0 points1 point ago

Don't do it Jesus don't! You have so much to live for!

[–]daggius 0 points1 point ago

Atheist thumbs up

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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The cloud over Rio this morning.. 226coms 1339pts 8mos pics

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[–]lafmai 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to photoshop a surfboard for jesus.

[–]bakemonster 0 points1 point ago

Good ol' swedish concrete that there is!

[–]YouMad 0 points1 point ago

It's just a statue ...

[–]Omegaki314 0 points1 point ago

Come at me bro

[–]Flakbadger 0 points1 point ago

Come on Jesus, walking on water wasn't enough and now you're walking on water vapor?

[–]bsting82 0 points1 point ago

Where was Jesus when their ancestors were dying from European diseases?

[–]robisodd 0 points1 point ago

It's like He's on the dashboard of the entire country.

[–]MrPizzlyBear -2 points-1 points ago

Favela...Call of Duty. Anyone? Please don't call me a douche!

[–]Kaderade13 8 points9 points ago

Douche

[–]Conwizzlo717 0 points1 point ago

Bro, Reddit is filled with Battlefield nerds, lmao. They get mad at the glimpse of a Call of Duty reference.

[–]astroZEBUS 0 points1 point ago

Hang ten, Jesus.

[–]Khiraji 0 points1 point ago

I heard that statue is really just a TV antenna...

[–]dorfydorf 0 points1 point ago

sometimes I can't believe some of these pictures are real.

[–]fawbuck 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, you're all clear for liftoff. In ten, nine, eight...

[–]sindekit -1 points0 points ago

Wow, Jesus can walk on clouds now too?

[–]rasst38 1 point2 points ago

That is where you draw the line?

Like, I get that he can change water to wine and bring the dead back to life, but holy fuck he can walk on clouds too?!? Holy Evaporated Water Batman that is just insanity.

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[–]reid8470 -2 points-1 points ago

That is funny, isn't.

[–]Bfyah -1 points0 points ago

nice surfing jesus

[–]farmthis -1 points0 points ago

Walking on water. vapor.

[–]lostin2010 -1 points0 points ago

While looking at that picture only proves there is a higher power. Praise his noodleyness.

[–]LegendofRogue -1 points0 points ago

i didn't know Jesus could surf

[–]Octosphere -3 points-2 points ago

Every time I see that statue - clouds or no clouds - I think :

"COME AT ME BRO"

[–]IgotNukes -3 points-2 points ago

Of you people that doesn't know it's human made and... you know what never mind.. it's jesus walking on skies!!

[–]Gopstobb -2 points-1 points ago

like this if you love JESUS

keep scrolin 4 THE DEVIL

like nd share 4 GOD

[–]kuyakew -2 points-1 points ago

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

[–]slikar -3 points-2 points ago

And on the seventh day God rested, for he had created the gravity bong.

[–]THE_GREAT_SHAZBOT -3 points-2 points ago

My semen stained the mountaintops.

[–]ripples2288 -3 points-2 points ago

"God dammit, he's doing it again." -God

[–]Durshka -4 points-3 points ago

Woah! Imagine being up there right now.. Ha ha, sucks to be you!

[–]ACSIV -5 points-4 points ago

"proof of god" - Christians

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[–]Ieatdimes 1 point2 points ago

STUPID BRAZILIAN FUNDIES BUILT A STATUE TO THEIR SKYLORD AND NOT GABEN, OPPPPRESSSIIIOOOONNNN!!!!!