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[–]tekka444 99 points100 points ago

Are you fucking serious? AND the exact same title. It upsets me I only have one downvote to give.

[–]gateflan 43 points44 points ago

At least they waited a whole five days.

[–]OneTiredGuy 13 points14 points ago

haha, and you're the guy who posted it five days ago.

[–]badpenguin455 3 points4 points ago

I looked up his post and upvoted him and downvoted this guy

[–]ajames336 4 points5 points ago

I just clicked on tekka444's link.

[–]Look_Who_Shows_Up 0 points1 point ago

I read your comment.

[–]nonumbers 2 points3 points ago

Redditors are the ones that decide what to upvote and downvote.

[–]Lowspeach 0 points1 point ago

WHO GIVES A SHIT.

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[–]tekka444 4 points5 points ago

ma'am* And I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed this..

[–]Owl_You_Need_Is_Love 5 points6 points ago

Oops, ma'am. I too am a ma'am.

[–]tekka444 3 points4 points ago

Well I shall upvote a fellow ma'am :)

[–]StrangerDanger13 2 points3 points ago

And I shall upvote the above ma'am, because I, too, am a ma'am.

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if the term circlejerk is appropriate here... :|

[–]gateflan 2 points3 points ago

circleshlick.

[–]oenoneshore 1 point2 points ago

May another ma'am join?

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

its buffin the circle muffin

[–]austinready96 56 points57 points ago

Look at my repost, my repost is amazing

[–]kaos112 25 points26 points ago

with a stroke of it's mane it brings guilt and shame.....

[–]austinready96 5 points6 points ago

Very clever, very clever indeed.

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 2 points3 points ago

That doesn't go with the song silly!

[–]BenInEden 3 points4 points ago

And then it goes down in flames when you give it a downvote ...

[–]ThePhenix 1 point2 points ago

Welp, that's karma!

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

and then we repost again, till were MAKIN THE front page

[–]AmishJoe 3 points4 points ago

I have a horse outside

[–]Minotaur_in_house 2 points3 points ago

I discovered that song yesterday... It's in my head now...

[–]IncredibleFalk1 2 points3 points ago

Shut up woman, get on my horse

[–]indridcold137 7 points8 points ago

Give it a lick. It tastes just like raisins.

[–]JesusLeftNut 1 point2 points ago

With a tug of its mane, it turns into a plane, and then it turns back again when you, tug on its winkie!

[–]Uldrik 4 points5 points ago

Ew, that's dirty.

[–]missyprez99 4 points5 points ago

Do you think so? well I better not show you where the lemonade is made.

[–]Anshin 4 points5 points ago

Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

[–]SuperJav 6 points7 points ago

Get on my horse! I'll take you 'round the universe, and all the other places too!

[–]highvoltage988 6 points7 points ago

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything...

[–]SuperJav 6 points7 points ago

Shut up woman get on my horse!

[–]ianwkaye77 6 points7 points ago

Look at my horse

[–]me135 1 point2 points ago

My horse is amazing.

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 7 points8 points ago

GOD DAMMIT I'M LATE FOR THE KARMA AGAIN.

[–]nikomo 8 points9 points ago

It's OK, IT LOOPS!

[–]Aceisback -3 points-2 points ago

sweet lemonade, mmh sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

[–]funnystuff97 7 points8 points ago

Cccc combo kill..

[–]MisunderstoodPenguin 1 point2 points ago

If that was a raindeer id call him prancer.

[–]JuanRepublic 1 point2 points ago

Im fucking amazing.... wait.... I don't think that's right

[–]scrivener101 1 point2 points ago

EPONA!!!

[–]DalekCaek 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit that's awesome.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Gah! Do you know what you've done!? Now I have to sing the whole damn song!

[–]prince_from_Nigeria 1 point2 points ago

hoers are aewsome

[–]jaha1910 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you, that song is stuck in my head now

[–]mysticdickstick 1 point2 points ago

If it hadn't been reposted I would have had probably never seen this awesome gif.

[–]Zenith251 1 point2 points ago

Repost scum factor.... 100

[–]Immadino 4 points5 points ago

I tried teaching my horse this at one point but he didn't understand why he should jump over a string. If I have reins I can get him to jump in place but we have a ways to go before we accomplish this, still a goal. Right after we master passage ( fancy horse thing [changing leads every step in canter])

[–]Golden-Calf 1 point2 points ago

It's pretty dangerous to have them jump over ropes anyway, too easy to get a leg hooked. I cringed when I watched this GIF.

[–]Immadino 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, mine has snapped his bridles enough times. I don't need him having more rope like things near his feet. He's a klutz already

[–]Golden-Calf 1 point2 points ago

Well bridles are leather, they're designed to snap if there's enough pressure on them. A rope/string is usually nylon or cotton and it won't snap the way leather will, so it's not as safe. I guess it would be safe to jump over a braied leather rope, but a nylon one would just get snagged on the horse's leg and trip the horse.

[–]Immadino 1 point2 points ago

I guess if I ever get around to trying it I'll get something thats easier to break. Braided leather rope is a good idea

[–]Nukewar 2 points3 points ago

It's like the wait time in between reposts gets shorter and shorter as time goes by. And how the fk does this guy even have 500 upvotes? WHO UPVOTES REPOSTS I DONT GET IT OGJUGUIH{WEPU{OHNJWIJ

[–]Salty1997 1 point2 points ago

He rides across the nation, The thoroughbred of sin

[–]Lowspeach 0 points1 point ago

The longer I stare the harder I laugh. I think your choice of title is what made it.

[–]Peartato59 8 points9 points ago

Spoiler alert: the title wasn't their choice. It was ripped straight from the front page just a couple of days ago.

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

Where is the lemonade made?

[–]pox_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]Meganheartt 0 points1 point ago

Give it a kick, it tastes just like rasins!