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[–]roxershadow 260 points261 points ago

don't forget this one.

[–]DeathStarDriveBy 50 points51 points ago

This is my favorite.. Saw it years ago on 4chan and it still makes me lose it.

[–]heavyJam 4 points5 points ago

SAY CHEESE OR DIE

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 1 point2 points ago

*and

[–]heavyJam 0 points1 point ago

You're right...my b

[–]elzorrodorito 0 points1 point ago

Don't go in the basement

[–]Naggers123 48 points49 points ago

Dark times indeed.

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[–]sulubster 2 points3 points ago

It's a nice gif, but not really relevant.

[–]neesters 8 points9 points ago

I hope that its that dog and owner who send all those stupid texts to each other.

[–]Mucky38302 1 point2 points ago

DID YOU SAY DOG? I AM A DOG!

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 1 point2 points ago

Oh you dog?

[–]taybagg88 54 points55 points ago

This was one of the very first images that I saw when I first decided to visit Reddit... I have no clue why I stayed...

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 5 points6 points ago

r/wtf was what got me to make an account (my first one). I saw a picture of a deer that was basically liquified and splattered all over the inside of a car when it got hit.

[–]taybagg88 11 points12 points ago

Well my good friend, that is what we call redneck soup

[–]Blake1989 385 points386 points ago

Seriously though. How the fuck could he give his own brother the spicy key chain? That's just heartless.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

show me the dudes!

[–]Jackcooper 0 points1 point ago

http://www.flickr.com/photos/willlaren/7509265846/in/photostream Seahawks jersey? Why am I not surprised the artist is from Seattle

[–]willlaren 2 points3 points ago

I'm not. I'm from philadelphia and went to college in baltimore but for some reason wearing a seahawks jersey during sex is funnier than an eagles jersey or pretty much any other jersey. don't ask me why, it's just one of those gut feelings.

[–]Bob_Wiley 19 points20 points ago

Reminds me of Daniel Johnston's drawings.

[–]Helen___Keller 9 points10 points ago

"If you think about it, it's just like wearing the entire planet earth as a pair of pants"

Man, that's the ultimate optimism right there.

[–]DJSkullblaster 1 point2 points ago

How does what you type not come out as:

diushfiunifhwnwyhrerhwermnjriewirhrer0ijerwer0.

Unless you're typing on braile. Do they have that? Is that a thing?

[–]Khaze 3 points4 points ago

Well the f and j keys have markers on them.

[–]Helen___Keller 1 point2 points ago

This. A better question is "how are you reading text?".

[–]watermelon1425 1 point2 points ago

The one with the cowboy therapist is my favorite, only because you have to read halfway into it to realize the joke.

[–]accidia_0 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm fairly certain that this is artwork done by Matthew Gray Gubler, Spencer Ried from Criminal Minds, not the Flickr account that you linked, but I could be wrong.

I'm commenting from my phone.... So I'm not sure how to link properly, but this is his web page that he uploads his artwork to:

http://www.matthewgraygubler.com/webpage/

[–]willlaren 4 points5 points ago

naw son I did it! don't take away the only thing going for me! he gets to be on criminal minds! maybe if I was a pretty boy who looked like that guy from the social network mixed with doctor who I would have my own show about thinking about committing a crime instead of drawing pictures about pranking your brother!

[–]accidia_0 -1 points0 points ago

Sorry, bro! I swore I had seen it on his web page, but I must've been mistaken by the similarity in style. I guess I probably just saw an earlier repost of this and subconsciously associated it with him.

But props on your work, it's really rad.

[–]Salmon_Fairy 0 points1 point ago

This is similar stuff, but I don't think the artist you linked to is the same person. The flickr account is under the name of Will Laren.

On another note, Matthew Gray Gubler seems to use predominately water color (and maybe water color pencil) and ink. It seems that the difference here is that the pieces featured on the flickr on Will Larne's name are almost entirely marker and ink. A subtle difference but nonetheless a defining characteristic.

So to reiterate, the link you gave us is not the same artist.

[–]farceur318 52 points53 points ago

Cause Dominic is a fucking sociopath. The whole neighborhood knows it, but everybody's afraid to say anything.

[–]Naggers123 21 points22 points ago

Don't fuck with Dominic. He has keys.

[–]Seicair 21 points22 points ago

spicy keys.

[–]Naggers123 17 points18 points ago

Ol' Spicy Keys.

[–]Crippledstigma 5 points6 points ago

The good ol' spicy keychain? Dominic, you fuck.

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 4 points5 points ago

He's Goofus.

[–]rocketman0739 2 points3 points ago

If only Gallant were here.

[–]imbignate 78 points79 points ago

Classic Schmosby

[–]TerryArchi 12 points13 points ago

I know right. I mean, if I were Dominic's brother I would have assumed the oven was being used to bake cookies. Because I wouldn't have expected him to give me de Old' spicy keychain. But just as it turned out, Dominic did pulled the Ol' Spicy Keychain. Rest assured, I would be a little more cautious in the future in regards to Dominic, who would be my brother supposing I were his brother.

[–]Razenghan 2 points3 points ago

After the trials & tribulations we've witnessed these two overcome through the years...I'm speechless.

[–]albebop 1 point2 points ago

Seriously Dominic, what the hell.

[–]willlaren 55 points56 points ago

hey it's Will Laren again (I drew this thing). There was an insane number of views on my flickr all of a sudden so I figured someone was talking about the Ol' Spicy Keychain on reddit. First I just wanted to thank you guys for the unbelievable amount of support reddit has shown me. seriously, if I known that this drawing was going to be my claim to fame I probably would have tried to draw it better. for all the people who asked if I sell digital prints of OSK, unfortunately I don't. but I am planning on doing a screen printed version in the next couple of months and sell it on my Bigcartel site. anyway, HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF FROM ME:http://willlaren.bigcartel.com/ HERE ARE MY DRAWINGS:http://www.flickr.com/photos/willlaren/ I ALSO HAVE A TUMBLR:http://willlaren.tumblr.com/ if you want to buy any original drawings you can email me at willlaren@yahoo.com Thanks!

[–]Waste_Manager 1 point2 points ago

It is one of my favourite images - to the point where I have turned "spicy keychain" into a running joke with my friends. You are doing great work Sir.

[–]nosehat 0 points1 point ago

Your work is awesome. Thanks!

[–]JimmyJamesMac 0 points1 point ago

I have "Sluricane #2". I need to buy more because I consider your work to be investment grade. I love you man!

[–]secretvictory 0 points1 point ago

Did you go to north Marion high school?

[–]willlaren 0 points1 point ago

no I went to Lower Merion high school.

[–]secretvictory -1 points0 points ago

I knew a will laren in high school, I like your work and it's a pity I don't know you.

Edit: I take it back, you're a piece of dog shit.

[–]willlaren 2 points3 points ago

Jeez! I've never hear of another laren in my life that wasn't related to me! let alone a WILL LAREN! except psyche I just remembered there's some porn star named shay laren. we're both google rivals. it's not looking good for me due to the not having girl boobs thing.

[–]secretvictory -1 points0 points ago

Dude, fuck you. I was trying to say I liked your art but since you're such a fucking dick I'll just ignore it and point out what a dick you are to anyone that such information would be relevant to.

[–]willlaren 1 point2 points ago

uhh, I hope you're joking but just in case you're serious I'd like to mention that I wasn't being sarcastic then. I really haven't met any other larens before and I thought it was cool that there was another one that had my same name. I guess I'm just sarcastic guy from kids in the hall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R0TOsnFGug

[–]secretvictory -2 points-1 points ago

too late, dick. i get drunk and act like a dick online, too, but i was complimenting you and you shat on me. fuck off.

[–]bobbybusche 0 points1 point ago

What'd he say that pissed you off so much? lol

[–]jjjmills -1 points0 points ago

Suddenly, an actual creative person who does original works appears.

[–]tammberlin 17 points18 points ago

[–]RevFred 5 points6 points ago

Because your brother is a dick.

[–]koonat 28 points29 points ago

brb, cooking keys.

[–]noodled 61 points62 points ago

COOKEYS

[–]Kuusou 1 point2 points ago

mmmm, spicy keychain.

[–]CainCuroen 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget the cumin.

[–]SelectaRx 3 points4 points ago

[–]rott 18 points19 points ago

In the last thread I saw with this image, the artist showed up and linked his portfolio with loads of similar images. Some cool stuff, actually.

[–]oldfashionedguy 3 points4 points ago

Well dammit I want to see that.

[–]tdogg650 13 points14 points ago

[–]rott 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. Thanks!

[–]utopianfiat 0 points1 point ago

A few hours after you posted, he showed up in this thread. See above.

Oh, and here's your keys back. http://i.imgur.com/sxyMt.jpg

[–]djloreddit 26 points27 points ago

wow no one has posted the random imgur generator? really? here it is

and heres one you can download, though i dont know why you would want to: http://ve9tucha.no-ip.org/random/

[–]Winston_McGorbenheim 4 points5 points ago

so much unwanted porn

[–]fishboner 15 points16 points ago

Seems normal. Cat. Cat. Cat going to toilet, on a toilet. Naked dude posing in bathroom, photoshopped. Grandma with a dildo. Cat. Dog. Math problem. Blowjob. Guy with a surgeons mask, holding a banana, in a pretty pink frock with his cock and balls out, painted the same colour as the frock.. Goat. Gay 3way. Picture of clouds with god is good text imposed over the top. Spread vagina. Uglier spread vagina. Guy holding his cock. Vegeta. MLP. MLB. Camera. Gloryhole blowjob. Yep.

I'm satisfied the whole internet has been well represented here.

[–]kevinwoodward 2 points3 points ago

Unwanted... porn?

[–]DJSkullblaster 0 points1 point ago

Took me 2 clicks to get to porn.

[–]Shaosil 1 point2 points ago

I made a little random Imgur generator executable that's a bit better, IMHO. Made it a few months ago and haven't tested it for awhile though. Should I post it here?

[–]djloreddit 2 points3 points ago

go for it. not sure why someone hasnt made a server side one, though. i aint about to download no shady exe

[–]FussyCashew 1 point2 points ago

I saw one earlier today... I'll find it.

Edit: here ya go http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43486332/pic.html

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

hooray! post edited

[–]Shaosil 0 points1 point ago

Whup... just tried it. Imgur must've changed something, my program never finds a valid image now. I'll look into it sometime I guess.

[–]Taedirk 1 point2 points ago

Animated spider blowjob. Random imgur is the gift that keeps on giving.

[–]allstaralldaylong 1 point2 points ago

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

my hero!

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 1 point2 points ago

something something gods work i guess

[–]DJSkullblaster 0 points1 point ago

Well, it's not like I needed those 4 hours of my life.

[–]digitalscale 0 points1 point ago

Man am I regretting going on there, after about 3 min I stumbled across this NSFL GORE DO NOT OPEN UNLESS ALREADY SEVERELY TRAUMATISED AND BEYOND HELP

[–]ObeseMoreece 96 points97 points ago

Wow and someone else happened to find this while randomly searching imgur a couple of months ago.

[–]StreetPeteGrindin[S] 23 points24 points ago

my story is true! I really did find this randomly and was unaware of the repost. my apologies

[–]NumblyBumbly 84 points85 points ago

I believe you, StreetPete.

[–]Layne_Staleys_Ghost 38 points39 points ago

You were unaware that an image you found on imgur was a repost?

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 16 points17 points ago

Well, to be fair, registered Imgur users refuse to acknowledge that their content is basically Reddit's content, so if he is an Imgurian who has recently converted, he may not have been aware.

[–]frijolito 4 points5 points ago

Imgurer

[–]jjjmills 0 points1 point ago

I upload OC to imgur all the time. Am I doing it wrong?

[–]davidjon88 1 point2 points ago

It's a pretty popular picture, so there are probably a lot of duplicates, not completely irrational that it could be found by random.

[–]MedievalManagement 0 points1 point ago

If you found it on imgur, it came from reddit.

[–]da_derp247 0 points1 point ago

I believe I saw this post about 3 hours ago with the title "Got this from a random Google search" or something like that.

[–]Burtonken23 0 points1 point ago

It's cool I still laughed. Keep grindin.

[–]Glowinglight 6 points7 points ago

Thanks for giving me some rage comics that I can downvote

[–]Canvasch 0 points1 point ago

Well, to his credit, at least the title is basically admitting that he just found it on the internet, and it likely has been posted before.

[–]ObeseMoreece 0 points1 point ago

Last time I saw the picture it had the same story as OP.

[–]sh1thead 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate Reddit! But here I am..

[–]brazilliandanny -1 points0 points ago

I "randomly" found something that has been on be front page several times.

Great job OP /s

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[–]taybagg88 2 points3 points ago

That was random

[–]360walkaway 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck happened to their teeth?

[–]naibstilgar 5 points6 points ago

I don't know which is funnier, the story or the art

[–]Shoeboxes0 7 points8 points ago

Yes

[–]simplyshnazzy 32 points33 points ago

domnic pls

[–]Chaster321 8 points9 points ago

fak u domnic

[–]Kuusou -1 points0 points ago

k

[–]OcularLiceScene 2 points3 points ago

THE OL'SPICY KEYCHAIN! YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKERS! YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW

[–]hjostrander 1 point2 points ago

It looks like doctor barber's name was dominick once

[–]HiImTed 1 point2 points ago

I want this as a poster. Is there a website I can go to to do that?

[–]GrilledCheeser 1 point2 points ago

whoever wrote the dialogue on this has a very sound understanding of voice.

[–]CerebralSlurry 1 point2 points ago

I give this 3 out of 5. My favorite part was when his hand got burned because the keys had been in the oven.

[–]summerkc 1 point2 points ago

At least Shitty_Watercolour can take a break from this one.

[–]fruicyjuit 1 point2 points ago

What is this "random imgur generator"?

[–]reccaoconnor 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know imgur had a random repost generator.

[–]Blarggotron 1 point2 points ago

Did shitty_watercolour of the future find a time machine and is warning us through cryptic messages?

[–]Another_Desk_Jockey 4 points5 points ago

Could you give me the link to the generator? I was at work today and couldn't look at it and now I'm digging for the link.

[–]subtle-yelling 0 points1 point ago

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43486332/pic.html

That was posted yesterday somewhere (on Reddit), sorry cant remember who put it together but it works great!

[–]RockasaurusRex 2 points3 points ago

In Spanish this is known as "el keychain picante"

[–]TripleVerbosity 2 points3 points ago

Ha! That Dominick, what a prankster!

[–]bAssKicker 2 points3 points ago

Dammit Dominick!

[–]IonicTaco 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard all day. I'm so doing this to my brother.

[–]cripplingSeann 0 points1 point ago

I am SO going to give my roommate the ol spicy keychain next time he's late on rent.

[–]beagio 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the music video for Radiohead's Paranoid Android, made by Swedish illustrator Magnus Carlsson.

[–]Skeetwad 0 points1 point ago

That guy has an epic name

[–]doctorku 0 points1 point ago

What do you expect from a shady looking guy named Dominic?

[–]IsThatALlama 0 points1 point ago

Dominic always was a bit of a cunt.

[–]P1aybass 0 points1 point ago

What was the link to the random imgur generator?

[–]krov 0 points1 point ago

Even THIS has been reposted... too much reddit.

[–]hatremover 0 points1 point ago

Sadly - already seen it.

[–]Hybrid_Johnny 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for posing. Saw this awhile ago and lost the link.

[–]JasonYaya 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but wonder if he went through that whole rant before dropping the ol' spicy keychain.

[–]Vinay92 0 points1 point ago

My favourite image from reddit of all time :)

[–]yyx9 1 point2 points ago

Until today I can't remember the last time I actually changed the wallpaper on any of my machines. Thank you.

[–]elmarko44 0 points1 point ago

Is that supposed to be Benicio Del Toro?

[–]scratchhappy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Benicio del toro got some hot keys.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the ol' spicy keychain.

[–]Blandfrw 0 points1 point ago

Seen this before. I don't even know where at this point.

[–]Provenzer0 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe that he fell for the 'ol spicy key chain.

[–]Davaldo 0 points1 point ago

Saw this about 2 months ago

[–]schneeebly9803 0 points1 point ago

Maybe Im just high but this seems a lot more funny than WTF.

[–]Etere 0 points1 point ago

I have never heard of this, what else have I missed?

[–]squeekypablo 0 points1 point ago

I woke up about 3 months ago with this as the background image on my phone, I have no clue why.

[–]Saccborg 0 points1 point ago

Ahh the old spicy keychain

[–]Infintinity 0 points1 point ago

I will always upvote the ol' spicy key chain.

[–]TehWut 0 points1 point ago

what a strange sense of humor. I like it.

[–]Jameson_Drinker 0 points1 point ago

The smoke on his hand looks like a cat staring at him.

[–]Jukepot 0 points1 point ago

This isn't that WTF. It's just a pretty quirky sense of humor... which I find funny because I'm lame.

[–]StarWha1e 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS MY DESKTOP WALLPAPER.

So happy someone else found it.

[–]Fancer 0 points1 point ago

The repost anger burns within me...

[–]FussyCashew 0 points1 point ago

I edited the code to be random /b/ images. Never again.

[–]AwesomeGuy227 0 points1 point ago

The Ol' Spicy Keychain strikes again...

[–]necrambo 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck is this so funny to me? I go back and reread it and giggle like a schoolgirl each time.

[–]marksk88 0 points1 point ago

So random, yet still a repost.

[–]crisk21 0 points1 point ago

Dick move, Dominic.

[–]swagginllama 0 points1 point ago

Wat.

[–]fractal7 0 points1 point ago

Kind of an old repost.

[–]KaptainKershaw 0 points1 point ago

Dude's got some choppers..

[–]Ishkatar 0 points1 point ago

that's been circulating on 4chan for years now

[–]h8bit 0 points1 point ago

I am not sure why, but this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[–]DJSkullblaster 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOO!! NOT THE SPICY KEYCHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]6Bunny 0 points1 point ago

Where is the generator download?

[–]Zao_SC 0 points1 point ago

Even more strange when your name is Dominic...

[–]SilentBill 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for making me spit water on my monitor. = \

[–]Dan_The_Hippy 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh the Ol' Spicy Keychain, many a good time!

[–]Beansmcpies 0 points1 point ago

I gave my own brother the spicy keychain once, he punched me clean in the nads. Not worth it.

[–]KWMJ 0 points1 point ago

Nothin like the ol' spicy keychain prank

[–]namesaredumb 0 points1 point ago

buuulllshiiit. you saw that on here like 2 months ago and the whole "random imgur image" train gave you the perfect opportunity to re-post. it would have been the perfect crime, but you werent counting on me!

[–]PropsNPowder 0 points1 point ago

Almost died laughing at work when I read the phrase "the ol' spicy keychain." Tell me that's a thing! Lol

[–]koz1769 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Red_AtNight -1 points0 points ago

My non-redditor roommate has even seen this, to the point where her and I reference it on a fairly regular basis.

Christ at this point I bet even my mom has seen it.

[–]ironpotato 0 points1 point ago

This thread looks exactly like the last one... Super repost?

[–]Kyekifino_hipster 0 points1 point ago

Saw this 3 months ago on this subreddit... And the cycle continues on...

[–]McCoy625 0 points1 point ago

I wish my brother would do this to me

[–]Grendeldog 0 points1 point ago

I could have easily got into a lot of trouble at work just now for all the barely suppressed lolz.

[–]AntToeKnee 0 points1 point ago

WHERE IS SHITTY WATERCOLOUR WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

[–]firedroplet 0 points1 point ago

It's shitty enough.

[–]Ognion 0 points1 point ago

Ouch, that's my name, and now I feel like an asshole.

[–]AliveInTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

You did not get this fucking repost from the random imgur generator.

[–]c0c04351 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/sdDJi

Edit: Oh god, I can't stop randomising now! http://imgur.com/aNq29

[–]Formaldehyd3 -1 points0 points ago

Too bad most people have things on their keychains that would be damaged by this.

[–]metalslug53 -1 points0 points ago

You've never seen this? I laughed my ass off the first time I saw this....like 14 months ago.

[–]JBro74 -2 points-1 points ago

That's funny how Antonio Banderas burns his hand on the hot keys!

[–]Ms_Andy 1 point2 points ago

I thought he looked like Benicio Del Toro.

[–]JBro74 -1 points0 points ago

FUCK, THAT'S who I meant! Sir, I am in your debt! Thanks for the correction!

[–]Octosphere -2 points-1 points ago

I've seen this one float by a month or two ago.

[–]dsr541 -2 points-1 points ago

Not really wtf...

[–]FragPoppa -2 points-1 points ago

Dominic you farging ice hole! Y u give a spicey key chain?!

[–]theyoyojo -2 points-1 points ago

I know I've seen that somewhere...

[–]Baskojin -2 points-1 points ago

Reminds me of the artwork for Initial D.