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my favorite comic (i.imgur.com)

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[–]WinterFallPT 185 points186 points ago

Where's the trees? =/

[–]Dancopter 87 points88 points ago

Sadly, this will probably make the front page despite having zero tree content :(

[–]cheeseisntdairy 61 points62 points ago

r/trees is not in fact all about trees. Its like a catch-all subreddit for stoners honestly.

[–]ErrorlessGnome 7 points8 points ago

/r/woahdude is way better

[–]PapauNewGuinea 10 points11 points ago

I don't mean if you mean /r/woahdude is way better in general or way better for this comic in particular. If it's the latter, /r/woahdude seems to be more for trippy stuff, so this wouldn't go there. A better place would be /r/funny.

[–]ErrorlessGnome 9 points10 points ago

no no no, /r/woahdude is a better catch all for trippy/stoner stuff.

I've seen comics there, but more likely pics and gifs and shit of that nature.

I totally agree this belongs in /funny not /trees

[–]Limitedcomments 3 points4 points ago

No need to downvote the guy, its the truth whether we like it or not, that's what it is. Quite surprisingly a lot of the people who come here are quite high and will very happily upvote what ever makes them laugh. That's how it is I'm afraid and if ya don't like it then sadly you might have to try somewhere else friend, because it ain't changing any time soon.

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[–]mcstanky 8 points9 points ago

The weird stringy stuff that comes out of your dick.

[–]stoptakingmynames 10 points11 points ago

Hahahaha, what?

[–]GeneralKeuning 1 point2 points ago

Dude, /r/trees is sup[posed to be a place for content that is fun to look at when high, OR about trees in general. So this content should be ok:) IMO

[–]Axbdrk -1 points0 points ago

Maybe he was a 10 when hr posted it

[–]HardModeEnabled 20 points21 points ago

While I agree this would have been more suitable somewhere else, I'm just touching [5] and I read it 6 or 7 times and laughed each time. In fact, typing this comment made me think sbout it and start laughing again, so OP has narrowly avoided a downvote.

Also, not linking to the actual comic is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]ePHDiSK 20 points21 points ago

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2720/

why take credit away from where it is due?

this aggression will not stand, man...

[–]Hydrogen_Jukebox -2 points-1 points ago

I think a majority of us knew apart Cyanide & Happiness.

[–]thexexy 0 points1 point ago

this guy could have titled it "made me lose it at (x)" and suddenly, related.

[–]Bombsheii -3 points-2 points ago

its not the trees in the post matter, its how funny this comic is when your own trees and reading that. im at an [8[ and that shit is funny

[–]I_ate_a_milkshake 0 points1 point ago

no, that doesn't make any sense at all. I've got plenty of places to go to laugh at things when I'm high, I come here for trees-related discussion and content.

[–]astarkey12 -1 points0 points ago

That's what I come here for too, but that's almost never what I find. I think I'm going to unsubscribe. Never thought I'd see the day.

[–]I_ate_a_milkshake 0 points1 point ago

Im in the same boat man. It's just not as fun as it used to be. I had more fun on 420chan.

[–]NotAnAlt 0 points1 point ago

/r/eldertrees might be more to you're liking.

[–]astarkey12 0 points1 point ago

I actually just subscribed there a week and a half ago. So far so good.

[–]LeafRunner -1 points0 points ago

Not everything has to involve drugs to be enjoyable.

[–]JacobTG 0 points1 point ago

yes, but there is 50 million other subreddits for that.

[–]bakedaslays 0 points1 point ago

No, but there's a reason we have subreddits. Trees is about trees.

[–]memeaddictedchick -1 points0 points ago

Huh..I thought I was in r/funny. How did I get here? Lol

[–]disposablechild 49 points50 points ago

Don't rehost comics.

[–]purplepeach 6 points7 points ago

PSA

[–]5tayster 22 points23 points ago

This has been my favourite comic for years, even before I started smoking.

Warning: Repost, but a good one.

[–]Oblivian92 5 points6 points ago

First panel: muffin pan has 6 muffins

Second panel: muffin pan has 4 muffins

Last panel: ONLY TWO MUFFINS

[–]5tayster 1 point2 points ago

Tasty oven-fresh muffins don't last very long.

[–]Oblivian92 5 points6 points ago

Apparently he ate part of the pan too. He's hardcore.

[–]ErrorlessGnome 8 points9 points ago

where are the trees refs?!

[–]shaunre 22 points23 points ago

link to the mother fucking site

[–]dell_ichc 4 points5 points ago

boo, down voting this post since it used imgur instead of a link to the author's page. artists lose money this way. boo!

[–]justsneak 0 points1 point ago

How? I honestly don't understand. Re hosting saves bandwidth, its not like there are ads embedded into the pictures anyways.. and the credits is still in the picture.

[–]dell_ichc 0 points1 point ago

the author hosts ads in his site which generates income by counting the traffic. if you hosts the image somewhere, the author doesn't get the traffic he needs to get paid.

[–]thisfreakingguy 16 points17 points ago

WHY. IS. THIS. ON. TREES.

[–]ColonelKuntPuncher9 5 points6 points ago

Da fuqs this got to do with trees?

[–]Kasuli 6 points7 points ago

This was in CSI Miami! I'll try to find the episode.

E: Season 3, episode 23: "Whacked"!

[–]PauwlyD[!] 3 points4 points ago

youtube, someone please locate it =/!

[–]Oblivian92 0 points1 point ago

This seems highly improbable to me. Wouldn't a prison have a list of known allergens for each prisoner so that they could prevent things like this?

[–]Kasuli 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, this dude had hidden his allergy somehow.

[–]ConOnDaCob 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha, I have peanut allergies.

[–]RexPunchard 2 points3 points ago

Upvote because I feel bad for you. Really, really bad.

[–]Bassie93 -4 points-3 points ago

Sooooooooo

When you got the munchies, do you sometimes almost forget you have that?

[–]RingoTheSquidd 3 points4 points ago

I imagine its like, hey don't drink toilet cleaner that shit kills you! You don't just ...forget.

[–]Bassie93 0 points1 point ago

Well, I drank olive oil once. Guess I'm just a retard then.... xD

[–]ConOnDaCob 4 points5 points ago

Nah, its just a part of my thought process. Whenever I eat anything no matter how fucked up I am I just know to be on the lookout.

[–]OmNamahShivaya 4 points5 points ago

like looking out for cops at all times. even though to most people cops are supposed to be safe. They are enemies.

[–]ConOnDaCob -1 points0 points ago

Exactly.

[–]ibby1001 1 point2 points ago

isint this from xfiles or something?

[–]keepitgoinglouder 1 point2 points ago

Hate to be a bitch, but this isn't related to trees at all. Consider posting in /r/comics next time.

[–]raging_asshole 2 points3 points ago

Most people who die of peanut allergies die a horrible, desperate death where their throat swells shut and your last few moments are spent gasping for air.

I think I'd rather go for the lethal injection, where (when everything goes properly) you lose consciousness within about 30 seconds before the actual life-terminating drugs begin to take effect.

[–]DingoZRandy 2 points3 points ago

The problem with posts like this is that although it's funny, especially when high, it has nothing to do with trees and if we allow people to post shit like this here then r/trees is just going to be full of random funny crap. There are other subreddits for that.

[–]rauf107 1 point2 points ago

Is it possible to have weed allergy?

[–]Tmlkrs 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]pokepat460 1 point2 points ago

Yes

[–]AnAngryFetus 3 points4 points ago

If humans can be allergic to sunlight, I'm sure we can be allergic to weed.

[–]charleythechoochoo 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine claimed to be allergic to thc. A sad existence, that.

[–]LoftyMontana 1 point2 points ago

lol ok guys listen: Stop fighting, i bet op was, like most of us, high off his ass when he posted it. he found it fucking hilarious and wanted to share it with us. calm down.

[–]skaterx1780 1 point2 points ago

Cyanide and Happiness :D

[–]I-never-win-shit -1 points0 points ago

I don't see the problem with posting funny stuff to trees. Sure it's not weed related but this is for people that are high and I enjoy seeing funny stuff regardless of it's humorous content. I think you're all just jealous he/she got a lot of karma. ;)

[–]dreadul 0 points1 point ago

I bet this will sometime feature in some film. Calling it now.

[–]Mcinfopopup 0 points1 point ago

I've used this as my out for the world ending. You will locate me, in mounds of peanut related goodies, dead.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Unrelated much?

[–]aftermath966 0 points1 point ago

The fact that this made it into the top 5 without any trees content just shows how much of a karma whore page r/trees is now :(

[–]TheI3east 0 points1 point ago

Relax guys!

The guy was probably just really high and found a comic he found really funny and wanted to share it with us.

/r/trees is a community, not just a place to submit stuff about weed.

Some people here need to take another toke and relax!

[–]MightyMutch 0 points1 point ago

Similar to a CSI Miami episode

[–]IrishJesus 0 points1 point ago

Im allergic to shellfish, and plan on doing something similar.

[–]f0urk 0 points1 point ago

downtoked because I'm bored of C+H and this has 0 trees.

[–]no-Godnik 0 points1 point ago

You are too high man

[–]ItalianRapscallion 0 points1 point ago

aww cyanide and happiness, its been a while since its been this funny.. =]

and i see it as relevant because stoners like me forget to check all the comic sites

[–]hercules79 0 points1 point ago

thats stolen from a CSI episode on tv. cheep! downvote!

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

didnt notice this was trees cuz its on my fp..

[–]setokiri -1 points0 points ago

that is pretty fucking halarious

[–]Gregoff -1 points0 points ago

I imagine that cop to sound just like this

[–]ebbird -1 points0 points ago

This was on an episode of csi Miami years ago , I wonder if the creator saw it..

[–]Probably_on_Reddit -1 points0 points ago

R/trees: The subreddit where you can post something completely unrelated to the topic at hand and make it to the front page.

[–]pistermibb -3 points-2 points ago

I didn't care that this comic had nothing to do with trees, it's just really really funny.

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