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[–]welcometobdude 153 points154 points ago

http://www.leokoenig.com/artist/workview/448/1386

here the answer to all your questions, it's a sculpture - and a pretty clever one if you ask me!

[–]shadowfox77 39 points40 points ago

Just made something completely incomprehensible totally understandable. Thank you.

[–]slaaxy 3 points4 points ago

You don't think chimpanzees can get hung over? When I first saw the picture it was the only thing I could think about, a hung over chimpanzee.. So cute, gotta have get to know one so we can drink together.

[–]factorV 16 points17 points ago

i thought it was a picture of a guys ass crack showing while he helped his short hairy vomiting friend.

[–]boom929 10 points11 points ago

Thank you! For a minute there I just felt really bad for the sick primate. Then I realized I felt worse for a sick primate than a sick human being. Then I just felt bad.

[–]parkadactyl 4 points5 points ago

Crack not included?

[–]jisuo 1 point2 points ago

But that's a chimpanzee, the OP is an orangutan?

[–]jillianpiazza 1 point2 points ago

So, all this picture really is is a guy giving us just the crescent of his moon, and another guy laughing and taking a picture of a fake monkey..

[–]AbbyTR 3 points4 points ago

FINALLY! An answer to the picture! <3

[–]JohnComplains 0 points1 point ago

Oh thank goodness. I can finally enjoy this picture instead of feeling bad for that poor chimpanzee.

[–]youbetgiraffe 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was crying from losing jamunji

[–]reeferman420 0 points1 point ago

Is it saying that people are mere monkeys? D:

[–]jistarkey86 69 points70 points ago

sweet ass crack brah!

[–]Waynegravsky 3 points4 points ago

Say NO to crack brah!!

[–]CUNTDESTROYERPhD 170 points171 points ago

Happy cakeday! Also,monkeys/primates actually get depressed when treated like humans,and not being able to do what they do in the wild.

[–]I_h8_spiders 7 points8 points ago

Happy crackday*.

[–]MasterPolka[S] 92 points93 points ago

This is why I love Reddit. An insightful, thought provoking piece of information delivered by someone with a brain wrinkling, inappropriate username! Upvote for you!

[–]DarthChocolate 101 points102 points ago

I was expecting the top post to be about that dudes crack, butt this one is better!

[–]retroshark 15 points16 points ago

damnit, cannot un-see

[–]RabbidRabbitUK 1 point2 points ago

You bastard!

[–]ArsenalAM 7 points8 points ago

butt this one is better!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]tloftxj -1 points0 points ago

I know right!

Who is with me?

[–]khemehk 0 points1 point ago

dammit hadn't even seen that

[–]WetHotAmerican 7 points8 points ago

Happy Cake Day!

[–]MasterPolka[S] 3 points4 points ago

Back at ya Cake Day brother!

[–]MasterPolka[S] 1 point2 points ago

I both love that this happened and am frightened by it!

[–]redlinezo6 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the creepier things I've seen.

[–]hodgeman29 0 points1 point ago

No, happy cake day to you! EDIT: I a comma

[–]WetHotAmerican 2 points3 points ago

Either you left out a comma or you don't like sharing.

[–]hodgeman29 0 points1 point ago

left out a comma i assure you.

[–]CUNTDESTROYERPhD 24 points25 points ago

Yeah gimme dem upvotes.

[–]Genmaken 5 points6 points ago

I will, but only because you have a PhD.

[–]suckmyballsmods 2 points3 points ago

They ban me because of my usernames but the let this one stay. So strange.

[–]PaullyDee19 1 point2 points ago

Brain wrinkles are why you're smarter than a pigeon or Tom Cruise. Sulci and gyri are the technical terms for brain wrinkles.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

HE'S GOT A PHD GODDAMMIT

[–]bigdog87 0 points1 point ago

It's ok, he's a doctor!

[–]Kibubik 2 points3 points ago

Maybe that's why humans also get depressed when they are treated like humans, and are not allowed to do what they (would) do in the wild!

[–]LogicSniper 0 points1 point ago

Bingo

[–]AndroidHelp 7 points8 points ago

You realize that's an art installation and not a real monkey... right?

[–]Iamametameta 1 point2 points ago

Kind of like that one episode of Futurama!

[–]FauxShizzle 1 point2 points ago

In their defense, so do people.

[–]stillnotking 1 point2 points ago

Humans are primates. Though admittedly, some of us do get depressed when treated like humans.

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

yeah, there are a few examples of people trying to raise chimps as humans but they usually get depressed and violent during their adolescents( hrm, when put that way they actually sound kind normal)

[–]PeacekeeperAl 4 points5 points ago

That Chinese kid is really hairy

[–]Krams706 4 points5 points ago

Deleted scene from Jumanji.

[–]Krypt0night 12 points13 points ago

No pants, but a shirt. Let's go all or nothing, people. I want to see him in a fucking zoot suit.

[–]Divine_Igniter 2 points3 points ago

For a zoot suit riot?

[–]Krypt0night 0 points1 point ago

RIOT

[–]Carbon_Dirt 5 points6 points ago

Throw back a bottle of beer...

[–]Andynym -1 points0 points ago

roll back

[–]Carbon_Dirt 0 points1 point ago

.... Roll? How does roll make sense?

[–]Andynym -1 points0 points ago

Well the bottles of beer roll, I guess. I don't know why he says it, but that's what he says.

Edit: unless I've just heard it wrong all these years, I guess that's possible.

[–]Carbon_Dirt 0 points1 point ago

Well "throw back a beer" means to drink it kinda quick... so I always thought it was throw.

Found: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/cherry_poppin_daddies/zoot_suit_riot.html

[–]Krypt0night -2 points-1 points ago

Damn, I did a swing dance fundraiser in college and this was one of the songs we danced to.

[–]Ca1m_down 5 points6 points ago

Do an AMA

[–]Krypt0night 0 points1 point ago

About swing dancing? That would get about 5 questions lol

[–]mschwartz21 5 points6 points ago

Crack kills..

[–]Erkoe 2 points3 points ago

This is a sculpture by artist Tony Matelli.

[–]MrMagpie93 2 points3 points ago

Nice ass crack

[–]_youngdeezy_ 2 points3 points ago

can someone photoshop out the buttcrack so i can take this picture of a monkey throwing up seriously?

[–]Jukepot 2 points3 points ago

That guy has a cute butt.

[–]nativebob 14 points15 points ago

Which ass is uglier?

[–]random_imgur 32 points33 points ago

[–]thealessandroshow 7 points8 points ago

you were just waiting to post that gif weren't you?

[–]random_imgur 8 points9 points ago

[–]thealessandroshow -1 points0 points ago

I do it all the time, its how I save good gifs to my history.

I just never thought I would spot someone else do it so obviously

[–]I_am_a_bacon 1 point2 points ago

Mother of god.

[–]thealessandroshow 1 point2 points ago

You are correct, your username is clearly a mother of god situation

[–]IncognitoDopeAccount 14 points15 points ago

I'm having difficulty giving a shit that this has nothing to do with anything...

...

...

...

Upvote for you.

[–]Pointy130 19 points20 points ago

Despite the lack of nudity, that should probably be marked NSFW.

[–]Mistel 7 points8 points ago

I uh. Well. Um. Upvote.

[–]jerbear1978 0 points1 point ago

I love the smile and giggle at the end.

[–]kakeman987 -2 points-1 points ago

i wish that was my penis.

[–]betcheslovethis -1 points0 points ago

The worst part about this frequently used gif is that one of my childhood friends looks like that woman. Shudder.

[–]MrBigBMinus -1 points0 points ago

How the..... just.... ok you have my attention lol

[–]Rocka89 1 point2 points ago

Damn right we've been there. I can't even tell you how many times I went to comfort a puking monkey, only to end up having my ass crack show. So embarrassing!

[–]fireline12 1 point2 points ago

I think this is the 5th time I've seen this on reddit. What am I doing with my life?

[–]rauf107 1 point2 points ago

DAT ASS CRACK!

[–]MrBrown89 1 point2 points ago

That kid needs to finish his game of Jumanji.

[–]pozzolane 1 point2 points ago

No, no, he's fine! Go on, Mojo. Show Marge your happy dance!

[–]DetroitHero 1 point2 points ago

Does this mean Robin Williams is back off the wagon?

[–]auntyLaLa 1 point2 points ago

Butt crack!!! But the overall image serves its purpose...

[–]DTA132 1 point2 points ago

Plumbers crack. That is all.

[–]zserre 1 point2 points ago

James Murphy?

[–]bad2bone2212 1 point2 points ago

Lmao legal animal cruelty that's too funny.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Butt crack.

[–]schmiegola_mcbain 1 point2 points ago

BUTTCRACK!

[–]Frealmobile 1 point2 points ago

I like the guy taking a picture on his phone; nice touch.

[–]Bewaretheboomstick 1 point2 points ago

Man, this picture really cracked me up. Butt I only have one question to ass, how old is this picture?

[–]tandembicyclegang 1 point2 points ago

dat buttcrack

[–]thermal_shock 2 points3 points ago

dat crack

[–]yeddiboy 2 points3 points ago

Robin Williams is a lot shorter than I thought he would be...

[–]enjoytheview 2 points3 points ago

Dat ass

[–]I_HATE_LE_REDDIT 1 point2 points ago

There are so many questions:

  1. Why is the orangutan wearing a shirt?
  2. Why is he getting sick?
  3. Why is that long-haired guy having such a great time filming a orangutan getting sick?

[–]Erkoe 5 points6 points ago

it's a sculpture

[–]CodeOfKonami 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention the ass crack.

[–]retep1515 1 point2 points ago

I feel his pain. Plumber's butt is a serious issue.

[–]LynaM 1 point2 points ago

The butt crack makes this picture.

[–]ErmagerdZermbers 1 point2 points ago

Dat buttcrack though. LOL.

[–]shamokin 3 points4 points ago

Those damn banana daiquiris strike again.

[–]xXConfuocoXx 1 point2 points ago

Old as the internet itself... and fake to boot.

[–]MsMikaylerz 0 points1 point ago

I spy a booty-crack.

[–]mang3lo 0 points1 point ago

I want to see the picture from that other guy's camera angle

[–]AreWhyAyeEhn 0 points1 point ago

I can almost see that one guys asshole

[–]dogfunky 0 points1 point ago

Damn, look at that crack.

[–]bleujeanbetty 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, plumber's crack is becoming an epidemic!

[–]drivenbyfire91 0 points1 point ago

dat crack

[–]HollaJabronis 0 points1 point ago

Other people saw his crack, right?

[–]RowboatMcHiggans 0 points1 point ago

The comments say...yes, yes everyone did see the crack.

[–]chowchowcat 0 points1 point ago

ASS CRACK!!

[–]The_Wabbajack 0 points1 point ago

Plumber Crack.

[–]StefanGod 0 points1 point ago

Is that David Guetta taking the picture! XD And look at this guys crack!

[–]someones1 0 points1 point ago

This is funny until he starts ripping off that guy's testicles.

[–]UberGoatx 0 points1 point ago

Butt crack!

[–]noblee93 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]Bous 0 points1 point ago

This picture shows the difference between Reddit and 4chan, One cares while the other one records it.

[–]evanb23 0 points1 point ago

nice ass crack! @fart

[–]Zettelmeier 0 points1 point ago

Nice crack

[–]Hotcocomoco 0 points1 point ago

I saw the guys ass crack ... I can noy unsee what I just saw.

[–]boborg 0 points1 point ago

why is this child so hairy!?!?

[–]MayanCountry 0 points1 point ago

So the dude's ass crack hanging out is the most interesting part.

[–]TheKRILL 0 points1 point ago

crack kills

[–]Sgttrentz 0 points1 point ago

Their is a guy filming it, he looks like an ass

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

buttcrack alert

[–]rogeraberg 0 points1 point ago

It's in the entrence of the Bonnier Building in Stockholm and I love it!

http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnierhuset,_Torsgatan

[–]forgetmynamex07 0 points1 point ago

This is incredibly old and has been posted and incredible amount of times

[–]Apexgun 0 points1 point ago

Clyde before he could handle his beer.

[–]akuracy 0 points1 point ago

just say no, no, no to crack.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

His jimmies are so rustled :(

[–]Kosper 0 points1 point ago

With our asses hanging out, while helping an orangutan vomit.

[–]winkelboy 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Bobo isn't handling the divorce very well...

[–]TylerTodd47 0 points1 point ago

Dat Crack!

[–]d4rk_l1gh7 0 points1 point ago

That Ass.... Wait... EWWW

[–]frowgferd 1 point2 points ago

PLUMBER!!

[–]avijia 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one here who firstly thought this was a reference to Jumanji?

[–]guitardan81 0 points1 point ago

Crack is whack

[–]Stingerr 0 points1 point ago

You can see that dude ass crack

[–]Thatguy209 0 points1 point ago

CRACK KILLS!!

[–]TntMan9000 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake Day! :3 Edit: And 1000th upvote to you :D

[–]Zekattack 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what's worse, a primate puking, or the man crack.

[–]Havuk8888 0 points1 point ago

yes, and when you are, its nice to have someone taking a picture.

[–]Glowingstick 0 points1 point ago

ASSCRACK

[–]Curlezy 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake Day!!!:)

[–]KHAAAAAAANNNN 0 points1 point ago

Damn you dirty ape. Oh yeah, khhhaaaaaaannn!

[–]Nine_Echo 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]bigH74 0 points1 point ago

Crack kills

[–]thumper242 0 points1 point ago

Why is Dane Cook assisting that monkey?

[–]Mo_11 0 points1 point ago

Nice plumbers crack

[–]Novembercriminal 0 points1 point ago

butt crack+vomiting monkey+he has a shirt = im crying of laughter

[–]macgrover777 0 points1 point ago

Dat buttcrack

[–]Dagobah_Gloom 0 points1 point ago

Stick to grass, keeps you from throwing up

[–]Overdriver18 0 points1 point ago

I know, it's embarrassing when you bend over to console your friend who isn't wearing pants and realize that everyone can see your buttcrack.

[–]madison2013 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy. Needs to invest in better fitting jeans.

[–]yourthatsimple 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake Day! Good post by the way.

[–]Sawmang87 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, sometimes I forget to wear underware too.

[–]mrq1989 0 points1 point ago

DAT ASS CRAC.... nvm.

[–]RedbirdXlll 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I hate having people flashing their ass-crack crouching next to me too....

[–]Gorlox111 0 points1 point ago

i love the guy in the background who is just like "lol MONKEY THROWUP!"

[–]Trollaxinumad 0 points1 point ago

And the whole Internet has seen that mans crack now. Happens to the best of us.

[–]VindictiveRakk 0 points1 point ago

I want to say dat ass, but I just can't bring myself to it.

[–]lusciouslou 0 points1 point ago

Even though I see this monthly on r/funny, it is still pretty funny.

[–]Ralf93 0 points1 point ago

I've been there too, with my crack showing.

[–]illbeadoctorifiwant 0 points1 point ago

that guys ass crack is showing...just thorwin it out there

[–]cerealguysgf 0 points1 point ago

Nice butt crack..

[–]Ludlov 0 points1 point ago

Since those are two of my best friends in the pic it's always funny when this pic resurfaces and i can read all the comments about buttcracks.

[–]Lajjas 1 point2 points ago

I concur! As a friend of all involved (including above me guy) i too relish in my friends buttcrack spreading joy all over the world. You might even say it...cracks me up.

[–]stevieboy100 0 points1 point ago

Drink this it will put hair on your chest

They said

[–]titirimiau 0 points1 point ago

Emetophobic here, I really think this should be tagged NSFL :(

[–]beefyholepat 0 points1 point ago

Johnny chimpo have too much to drink?

[–]Axxxkleas1022 0 points1 point ago

Buttcrack.

[–]clonn 0 points1 point ago

Woohoo! Two cameras to take pictures of a puking monkey.

Internet was made for that.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

two funny things. monkey puke and guys crack

[–]JonnyUnreliable 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted for the butt crack.

[–]biscodiscuits -2 points-1 points ago

Why does that plumber have a vomiting orangutan with him?

[–]Divine_Igniter 1 point2 points ago

I guess you haven't seen that porno yet...

[–]MasterPolka[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Why wouldn't he?

[–]tfdre -2 points-1 points ago

This is all types of r/WTF, it should be there

[–]red321red321 -1 points0 points ago

eating one or a dozen black bananas will do that to you. been there done that.

[–]StewieBanana -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha, monkeys wearing shirts.

[–]PerpetuallyHighGuy -1 points0 points ago

Yea, I hate it when I forget to wear a belt.

[–]thesimpletoncomplex -1 points0 points ago

Dunston checks out

[–]Rysdad 0 points1 point ago

Dunston Chucks Up

[–]cody_au -1 points0 points ago

When are people going to stop fucking around with chimps and treating them like safe animals? There's been plenty of horrific murders caused by them.

[–]SrslyTaken -4 points-3 points ago

this might be the best thing i have ever seen on /r/funny

[–]AndroidHelp -2 points-1 points ago

I hope not... This shit is older than the internet.

[–]Dogmanlego -4 points-3 points ago

I now have hope for a real life rise of the planet of the apes.

[–]SpartanUmaw -3 points-2 points ago

for your cakeday i just went through and upvoted about 2 pages of your post/comments.

[–]work_acct 1 point2 points ago

upvotes/downvotes dont work when registered from someones profile page. you would have to click through to each comment on that post for it to count. FYI.

[–]SpartanUmaw 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, but I was fully aware of this prior to my post