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[–]zugtug 115 points116 points ago

Who says it was makeup work? Maybe the kid is a cenobite.

[–]Purgatory_Dog 27 points28 points ago

i bet her name is peepers

[–]PBXbox 11 points12 points ago

Mr Peepers, NO!

[–]NothingsShocking 1 point2 points ago

peep show creep show, where'd you get those eyes?

[–]HunterTV 1 point2 points ago

peeeeeeee-KA-BOOO!

[–]Tango64 1 point2 points ago

Jeepers creepers! Would you look at those peepers!

[–]lolgrim 21 points22 points ago

Or a Reaver.

[–]hapahaole60 1 point2 points ago

Gorram Reavers

[–]floodster 5 points6 points ago

Looks alot better than the cenobite CD-man anyhow....

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6927/cencdpd3.jpg

[–]RossMMA1612 1 point2 points ago

not thought about cenobites in a long time, made my day!

[–]AlphaRedditor 314 points315 points ago

I'm getting terrifying flashbacks of my 5th grade teacher telling the class "mouths shut, eyes open."

[–]Calvin_Kim 206 points207 points ago

Haha, one day you should find out where she lives and put on this makeup. Then during the middle of the night crash the door open and stumble into her bedroom, all the while screaming through your mutilated lips, "DID I DO GOOD TEACHER? LOOK! LOOK! REMEMBER? MOUTHS SHUT, EYES OPEN! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?" Then, as she faints, put her back in bed, arrange her sheets as they were when you first got there, and walk away, pretending like nothing ever happened. She'll be scarred for life and will forever question her sanity.

[–]TedLogan 47 points48 points ago

but your lips are supposed to be stapled shut. how are you supposed to say anything?

[–]Jonny_Watts 123 points124 points ago

"MRHMMMM HMM TEHRCHRRR? HMK! HMK! REHERRMMMBRR? MERHMMS FHMM, ERHMM EHRRPEN! ERHM HERM PERMM ERHM M?"

[–]cuddlep00p 53 points54 points ago

Pyro?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

[–]NyghtSpydr 38 points39 points ago

ERMAGHAD!!!

[–]JBenzy670 16 points17 points ago

  1. Acquire a blackboard, preferably the big ones on wheels.

  2. Write "I WILL KEEP MY EYES OPEN. I WILL KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT." on it multiple times. (Should resemble the Simpsons when Bart gets detention)

  3. Put on that makeup

  4. Find where she lives

  5. Break in

  6. Wheel the blackboard into her room

  7. Scare the shit out of her

  8. ???

  9. PROFIT!

[–]Kerse 13 points14 points ago

Oh my god that is the greatest fucking thing I've ever heard.

But in case she puts it off as a bad nightmare, leave one thing slightly but noticeably out of place, so she knows.

[–]NothingsShocking 2 points3 points ago

hilarious. just like in the movies. just when she sighs in relief at it all being a nightmare, [cue dramatic sound effects] she notices the bedroom window is open!

[–]Uncomplicated 10 points11 points ago

do it... do it... do it... and keep us updated.

[–]Kelsig 37 points38 points ago

Wait...you're still alive? But....but...trapped... D:

[–]red321red321 23 points24 points ago

alpharedditor trapped in the closet

now you in the closet too...

[–]gooch-tickler 16 points17 points ago

Don't worry, R Kelly will be along shortly to encourage AlphaRedditor and maybe Tom Cruise out

[–]BigDikPorchMonky 37 points38 points ago

And then I pulled out my gun!!

[–]whitehandsinkstains 1 point2 points ago

He got the package...

[–]Green-Daze 31 points32 points ago

Now I'm having terrifying flashbacks of my 5th grade teacher saying, "eyes shut, mouth open"...

[–]Forhavu 27 points28 points ago

You suck at long division? Why don't you suck my long addition?

Oh god I'm sorry.

[–]BigBadMrBitches 3 points4 points ago

I read that in the style of a 1980's rapper.

[–]maxxx_orbison 7 points8 points ago

Now I'm having terrifying flashbacks of my daycamp councillor saying "heads down, thumbs up"...

[–]brbegg 4 points5 points ago

Heads up 7 up?

[–]Astrapsody 2 points3 points ago

And they'd always pick their friends.

[–]fishisagod 0 points1 point ago

Did you get her any Cinnamon Toast Crunch for her mood?

[–]Vegeta_is_king_ 12 points13 points ago

Don't worry man. I upvoted you for the cereal whore reference

[–]Justusbraz 1 point2 points ago

Phew... I was worried that there wasn't a single reference to whoring for cereal. Thank you. Thank you.

[–]DemoraFairy 41 points42 points ago

Source if anyone's interested.

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[–]Unemployed_Ninja 8 points9 points ago

OCD here... WHY IS HER CLEAVAGE NOT IN THE MIDDLE??!

[–]babums 22 points23 points ago

Her giant boobs kind of kill the effect for me.

[–]m101 11 points12 points ago

I love them big, but those are messily contained.

[–]ThatJesterJeff 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, she should really forget about trying to contain them - just let them be free.

[–]nubmonk 2 points3 points ago

Yeah me too. Now I'm not sure weather I want to fap or be horrified.

[–]Bama011 14 points15 points ago

[–]AustinTreeLover 2 points3 points ago

I wish we could see a video of how this type of stuff is done. It's cool to see this makeup jobs, but I'm always left with questions about how it's done. It would be neat to see the whole process.

[–]voo055 2 points3 points ago

there are videos out there. I watched one, and it's some sort of molding agent that I don't think is playdoh, but it might be.. I saw it a long time ago.

[–]le_shave 4 points5 points ago

It's skin colored play dough and paint. It's that simple.

[–]samsterlicious 3 points4 points ago

you're saying you don't need a PHD do to this stuff?

[–]Clutter 1 point2 points ago

I think they mold it out of silicone actually, but you're pretty much right. It's all about the artistry of the sculptor.

[–]scorpyo72 1 point2 points ago

In reference to the original pic: This is a full face prosthetic- probably cast off the wearer's face. You can BARELY see the lip of the prosthetic around the nose- a exposed seam. So, it's likely they took a plaster cast of the wearer's face, put a thin layer of clay all over it, and then built up the mouth and the eyes to appear as they do here. Then they cast the clayed-up face into a negative mold. Lastly, you pull the two apart, tear off all of the clay, and pour your build material (this has a soft texture with a matte finish which suggest silicone- the material they fashion oven mits and breast enhancements from.) in the newly voided space. Once the fill material cures, you pull it out and glue it to the actor's face. Voila! Paint and go... (I guess for this one they also fashioned the chain and hook apparatus out of link chain and earring hooks).

[–]Tattered 28 points29 points ago

Never have I not wanted to click on a link more.

[–]DJSkullblaster 1 point2 points ago

/r/PicsOfDeadKids.

How about now?

[–]Tattered 20 points21 points ago

THATS A THING?! WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT?! 1000 SUBSRIBERS?!

[–]techomplainer 6 points7 points ago

How the fuck does reddit allow this!? That's worse than child porn!

[–]faceplanted 3 points4 points ago

Except it isn't since kids aren't actually getting killed for the subreddit, almost all of the images are from news reports, found on google, etc.

[–]UnitedStatesSenate 1 point2 points ago

The intriguing thing is that you did click.

[–]Tattered 4 points5 points ago

well you know the old saying: Curiosity caused the cat to view images of mutilated children

[–]UnitedStatesSenate 1 point2 points ago

If you go to violentacrez's submission history, your eyes will be opened to a whole world of wrong.

[–]violentacrez 1 point2 points ago

Gosh, I sure hope so!

[–]hunt3rshadow 10 points11 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY THE FUCKING FUCK DID I CLICK IT. WHY WHY WHY???

[–]ToddHal2001 2 points3 points ago

It's your cake day, you can click if you want to.

[–]Beiufin 2 points3 points ago

You can leave your friends behind.

[–]radiokungfu 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what I expected.

[–]grimpoteuthis 1 point2 points ago

It's the dove all over again.

[–]Eric_Wright 24 points25 points ago

Dead pool?

[–]RufflesAndJuan 4 points5 points ago

It's Harley Quinn, just... Freakier. It was on Deviantart.com a while ago.

[–]skullfullofbonghits 2 points3 points ago

Barakapool?

[–]load_more_comets 0 points1 point ago

Weapon X!

[–]scottyboy130 7 points8 points ago

Annnnnnd my morning wood is gone.

[–]ihadanideaonce 11 points12 points ago

Mine is back.

[–]cubism 38 points39 points ago

Technically speaking, this isn't make-up... it's a full-facial prosthetic so the only "make-up" work put into it would be adhering it to her face and blending in the edges with latex, which unfortunately they didn't do a great job of -- see the seams around her nose.

[–]a_modest_proposal 16 points17 points ago

Also seeing the eyelashes ruins the illusion for me

[–]Apharque 3 points4 points ago

Came here to say this. Glad I'm not the only one who notices this is actually pretty sloppy.

[–]AlecZander 1 point2 points ago

Thank You. I came here to say this.

[–]ZaeronS 4 points5 points ago

Oh neat, and the skin tone change is really obvious too. Cool!

(this wasn't sarcasm. I was genuinely enthusiastic about you pointing out how they did this! Thanks.)

[–]cryingviolinist 47 points48 points ago

[–]Xlyfer 5 points6 points ago

Cause that post had a shitty title that no one bothered to click.

[–]geomn13 4 points5 points ago

Glad I am not the only person in the world who notice that, but judging by the number of upvotes I think you and I might be it.

[–]MisterEggs 5 points6 points ago

He's at 13 now, but against 1601 upvotes for it means that 1588 probably didn't see it yesterday.

[–]Diazpora 1 point2 points ago

Headlines and timing are more important than the content itself(In the name of awareness/karma).

I don't browse WTF explicitly but I didn't see the original posting, only this one.

[–]TheLAWLBOT 22 points23 points ago

OP just wants an outlet to show off his innocent victims. Sick fuck.

[–]SgtBrowncoat 7 points8 points ago

This is why I ain't going' anywhere near Reaver territory.

[–]TheSnugglerDayZ 15 points16 points ago

Juggalos are getting pretty extreme nowadays.

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[–]NotaMethAddict 33 points34 points ago

Sigh

the shit I have to deal with.

[–]ItsTheFeds 14 points15 points ago

Fap fap fap fap

[–]TakenakaHanbei 1 point2 points ago

zip

[–]NeoHumpty 6 points7 points ago

Oddly, I was thinking the same thing. She has beautiful eyes for being a hellspawn.

[–]kDycu 4 points5 points ago

They're contacts I believe.

[–]BetterUseTwoHands 4 points5 points ago

I didn't know you had eyelids under your eyelids

[–]sjgarg 4 points5 points ago

FX artist here.

Overall it's a good piece and concept. From a distance and glancing at it, it looks great.

Critique:

  1. Seamlines all around the nose are visible. The artist should have incorporated the nose into the piece, even if it would have been paper thin. At least the only seamlines to worry about in that case would be around the nostrils, the gore could have hidden those seams easily. The failure to blend the flesh tones of the wearer's nose with the fleshtones of the surrounding piece makes the seamlines stick out even further.

  2. 2D gore. Although from a distance and at a glance, the gore looks great. Close-up, it's mostly painted on with no depth. No muscular tissue lines or pits of valleys, it's flat. The artist should have spent a bit more time with the detail work in those areas, especially considering the cost that goes into silicone prosthetics vs. foam latex.

[–]Uncle_Oj 6 points7 points ago

That's kinda hot. ...I need help

[–]modest811 5 points6 points ago

this scared the shit out of me when I opened it up. Was not expecting that.

[–]geomn13 3 points4 points ago

Wow you didn't waste any time reposting this did you? You have 1,961 upvotes for it too. Sad.

[–]no_i_ram 2 points3 points ago

Definitely thought of Deadpool.

[–]Blake2819 2 points3 points ago

Jesus.

I pooped a little.

[–]devilcraft 2 points3 points ago

This is not "some sick really good make up work".

[–]reddwoodmac 5 points6 points ago

Alright, who opened the box?

[–]manhands30 3 points4 points ago

The box...you opened it, we came.

[–]grandom 1 point2 points ago

Why are these comments so low? "Cenobite" was the first thing that came to my mind as I saw this.

[–]vivalayonas 1 point2 points ago

dont blink.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

But...but...how's she gonna eat candy?!?

[–]randude 1 point2 points ago

Check out the work my buddies do - the Wolfe brothers - world champion face and body paint artists

http://www.eviltwinfx.com/masks/

http://www.eviltwinfx.com

[–]Epsilon123 1 point2 points ago

Throw lemon juice in her face!

[–]TechnicallyMagic 1 point2 points ago

you can see the appliance edges on the bridge of the nose, among other places. It's not amazing makeup, but pretty good.

[–]hiphophippopotamus 1 point2 points ago

It's alright.

[–]BeerXine895 1 point2 points ago

I thought you meant "make up work from people that were sick" like called in because of a cold and did some good makeup work the next day.

[–]giordun 1 point2 points ago

This is a lot more NSFW than other stuff I've seen on this site.

[–]buffalo_billiam 1 point2 points ago

Twist: she's a Reaver.

[–]highpwner 1 point2 points ago

ZOIDBERG=D

[–]sev09 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was real and peed a little and closed out really quickly. at work

[–]banana_box 1 point2 points ago

mouth kind of reminds me of zoidberg...eyes like harley quinn though :)

[–]CajunTurkey 1 point2 points ago

I like those eyes

[–]tugmyboat 1 point2 points ago

It's really eye-opening what people can do with make-up, prosthetics, etc.

[–]superglorious 1 point2 points ago

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybelline

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Let the game begin..

[–]naardvark 1 point2 points ago

I'd fuck that vag-eye-na.

[–]StormShadow13 1 point2 points ago

We have such sights to show you!

[–]BrendanMortimer 1 point2 points ago

The grammar in the title, THE GRAMMAR!

[–]Longjohndickweed 1 point2 points ago

"Warning: Gore" What the fuck, how much of a pussy do you have to be to get disgusted by this obviously fake shit.

[–]devilshootsdevil 1 point2 points ago

/r/zombies says hi.

[–]PapaWhiskey91 1 point2 points ago

She has beautiful eyes...

[–]bendover912 1 point2 points ago

Never use anything that covers your mouth. Now you can't drink alcoholic beverages or make out with random hot slutty halloween _________'s.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This was on the front page of r/zombies like, yesterday. No.

[–]FrancisDollarHyde 1 point2 points ago

This was a real eye-opener.

[–]lydocia 1 point2 points ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]derpyfluttershy 1 point2 points ago

:( you got here first. have an upvote :D

[–]radiophonic 1 point2 points ago

What's your pleasure, sir miss? I never thought she'd solve that puzzlebox...

[–]Nikiniki 26 points27 points ago

Even though it is fake you should NSFW tag it... i almost had a heart attack

[–]Sodfarm 93 points94 points ago

Quit being such a baby.

[–]andybader 8 points9 points ago

Not scary to look at, but scary to have pop up when you're not expecting it.

Hey... maybe somebody could make an internet prank like that.

[–]maxxx_orbison 4 points5 points ago

We could call them "screamers", because people will probably be so startled they'll scream. It'll be hi-larious!

[–]Mystery_Hours 1 point2 points ago

I think there's plenty of bosses who would be very uncool about seeing that on your monitor

[–]i_love_younicorns 18 points19 points ago

But... it's totally SFW? EDIT: well it is! Meany heads.

[–]Aardvarki 30 points31 points ago

NSFNH

(not safe for Nikiniki's heart)

[–]Go4th88 4 points5 points ago

Pussy

[–]studly1241 5 points6 points ago

Need a Halloween costume? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Kasuli 2 points3 points ago

It's like real life photoshop!

[–]Brentyfresh 1 point2 points ago

I'm so glad "make up" was in this title.

[–]mambypambyland 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kappies10 2 points3 points ago

I don't think that it's makeup.

[–]Urethra 6 points7 points ago

That's when you know its good.

[–]FuriousFattyWhaa 0 points1 point ago

If she had her eyes wide open, it would have had a better effect. But awesome none the less.

[–]Ym4n 0 points1 point ago

I think this goes beyond just make up

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

Awesome!

[–]caroline_ 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, "make up"

[–]waystid 0 points1 point ago

Or is it.

[–]what1stuff 0 points1 point ago

The scariest part of this picture if that hair in her eye!

[–]I_Like_Batman 0 points1 point ago

pretty good for a kid, but its clearly very stylized for artistic effect over realism.

[–]Going_Braindead 0 points1 point ago

Oh god wheres isaac clark when I need him

[–]towski 0 points1 point ago

This is worse than insane clown posse makeup.

[–]Lucelia101 0 points1 point ago

That scared the shit out of me!!! You should have seen my face!! O_O

[–]ericcoolkid 0 points1 point ago

this... this is make up right?

[–]BrittanyRenegade 0 points1 point ago

Deadpools secret fetish?

[–]darkbartlon 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm in love

[–]myheadisinasnowglobe 0 points1 point ago

Davy Jones tentacle mouth?

[–]Rikplaysbass 0 points1 point ago

Not happy with how your mouth looks? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Nomikos 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck am I glad to find out it's fake. The contact lenses are a nice touch.

[–]amberrgerr 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear fucking god

[–]Shogun24 0 points1 point ago

First thought: Ew. Second thought: Woww that's awesome! Third thought: What the fuck are you supposed to be?

[–]spdorris 0 points1 point ago

I agree with the title of this post but fuck me for trying to read it and sound smart.

[–]Nukewar 0 points1 point ago

And..... I saw this yesterday.

[–]googolplexbyte 0 points1 point ago

Binding of Isaac?

[–]Get_Hard 0 points1 point ago

yeah that's hrng really good! blaaargh

[–]manskies 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't say it's really good. I can still see the lining of the fake skin below the nose.

[–]TOOTHY_G 0 points1 point ago

She should have opened her eyes wider for the photo.

[–]Zelrion 0 points1 point ago

Can we add a nsfl after this? I opened this with my girlfriends little sister looking over my shoulder...

[–]The_infinit3_ 0 points1 point ago

Brb, Swapping out for nonshatted pants.

[–]Firecrotchrocket 0 points1 point ago

Yep. That's fucking creepy

[–]Sauceror 0 points1 point ago

That's not make-up.

[–]karltee 0 points1 point ago

I want to see a step by step photo of how this went down, the make-up... if it even is make up... is just incredible.

[–]nickgreen90 0 points1 point ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Kevince 0 points1 point ago

It's a mask.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'd fuck it.

[–]AAAAA42 0 points1 point ago

SON OF A WHORE I WAS NOT PREPARED TO CLICK THAT TAB

[–]commotio_cordis 0 points1 point ago

Well no sleep tonight.

[–]linkoo 0 points1 point ago

Repoooooost

[–]ReverendVoice 0 points1 point ago

Another day on reddit.. another new fetish...

[–]vgarrett 0 points1 point ago

With a more inventive title, this is that spacedick shit. shivers

[–]mhallgren5 0 points1 point ago

that title made my brain hurt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nothing to get wide eyed about.

[–]Jim777PS3 0 points1 point ago

Now THIS is a good WTF post! You know how you can tell? Because i want to douse my computer in gasoline and set it on fire!

[–]wrxie 0 points1 point ago

3rd time I've seen this. The second time being yesterday.

[–]pokesax 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with fire!

[–]mackinoncougars 0 points1 point ago

Eww!! look at all that red...hair. It's horrifying.

[–]monsterluv 0 points1 point ago

rules

[–]Aihwa 0 points1 point ago

I was mid mouthful on some salami when I clicked this.

I:

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SHYDAWG79 0 points1 point ago

Sick is the word

[–]I_before_V 0 points1 point ago

TWIST it's not makeup

[–]ghettosamson 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]mrkewl1129 0 points1 point ago

when i see things like this it makes me wonder if i belong on this site O.o

[–]anonymouslives 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it looks like she has red hair, very convincingly, although I believe her to be a brunette. Indeed really good work.

[–]crila 0 points1 point ago

Gross, but awesome!

[–]Shecallsmeceezy 0 points1 point ago

This is the 3rd time I've seen this picture posted in 2 days...

[–]JesterSupreme 0 points1 point ago

It's really hard to see the eyeliner through the poor girl's eye condition.

[–]jbean88 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure that's make up??

[–]Stevengodz 0 points1 point ago

Who says it's makeup?

[–]nick22tamu 0 points1 point ago

REAVERS!!!!!!

[–]Chef_Brokentoe 0 points1 point ago

We have such sights to show you.

[–]batmanEXPLOSION 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Dr. Zoidberg wearing a human mask!