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[–]omgLazerBeamz 12 points13 points ago

[–]omgLazerBeamz 2 points3 points ago

Full disclosure: did not shop this, but I've seen this fat toilet handception kid a million times.

[–]bobbydigitalFTW 20 points21 points ago

Must be a Crip. Chocolate Crip. Cookie. Monster.

I apologize. I'll see myself out.

[–]adamfawkes13 1 point2 points ago

He's a ranking member of the Cookie Crypts Society for Better Cereal.

[–]GoldOMEN14 0 points1 point ago

Crips

FTFY. Crypts is something completely different.

[–]adamfawkes13 0 points1 point ago

really? i always thought it was crypts because that name would actually make sense. then again we are talking about a gang here lol. well thanks for the correction

[–]boomcatlady 14 points15 points ago

Hey, kid. Replace that toilet paper.

[–]Zondraxor 7 points8 points ago

Gibby?

[–]aquarius2195 -1 points0 points ago

came here to put this, good on you!

[–]KasketKase 4 points5 points ago

This kid was already a meme...

[–]FecialMatter 2 points3 points ago

Peace up, A-Town down.

[–]Dusk_v731 0 points1 point ago

People always said this during junior high.

I still have no idea what it means.

[–]SLBarry11 2 points3 points ago

My biggest issue is the toilet paper and his belt definitely does not fit.

[–]firemogle 2 points3 points ago

23? Real gangstas dead by then.

[–]Teknodruid 1 point2 points ago

He's so gangsta he doesn't even use the toilet paper roll holder. That's pimpin'

[–]CaptainDjango 1 point2 points ago

THAT LITTLE HEATHEN BASTARD

[–]drocks 1 point2 points ago

My 10 yo son has that hat and one day he wore it over another hat... so he had each brim facing opposite directions. Some guy at the store stopped him and was like bro... bro.. do you know you are wearing two hats. My son just said thats how I roll and walked away.

[–]epiclulz4real 0 points1 point ago

I used to do that as a kid and pretend I was Sherlock Holmes. I used to always see pictures of him with this hat on.

[–]dilligasatall 1 point2 points ago

Is that the yellow pages gang sign?

[–]agentidaho 1 point2 points ago

Gibby?

[–]ThaDeadGuy 1 point2 points ago

No joke, this kid goes to my school, he's like in 7th grade and wears that exact hat every day. He is the self proclaimed "Cookie Gangsta"

[–]Stare_Decisis 1 point2 points ago

"Bobby put down that blasted phone, you are no gangsta rap person! That boy ain't right."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3PjsCPJIhs

[–]alamb277 1 point2 points ago

I always make that face before I replace the toilet paper. Paper on the top, like a gangsta!

[–]Yells_at_reposts 1 point2 points ago

THIS AGAIN, I SEE. HOW COMPLETELY WONDERFUL.

[–]FRUIT_SALAD_FTW 0 points1 point ago

A hat on top of a bandana? Do people even do that?

[–]lk3000 2 points3 points ago

They do when it's a cookie monster hat.

[–]xRinzler 0 points1 point ago

I think he stuffed the toilet paper into his bandanna.

[–]spicywasabi 0 points1 point ago

Cartman?

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 0 points1 point ago

I think he's responding to the question "How old are you?"

[–]Odys 0 points1 point ago

He is dangerous and should be locked up; people might laugh themselves to death!

[–]mason8or12 1 point2 points ago

That awkward moment when he's your cousin.

[–]c0ne 0 points1 point ago

aha i have this kid on facebook.

[–]Rysdad 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, what would you do if you found a picture of your kid looking like that?

[–]epiclulz4real 2 points3 points ago

First I'd ask him what was he actually doing. If he said making fun of dipshits who did this I'd let him off. However, if he gave the "This is what the cool kids do" or "Its how I roll dad, leave me alone". I'm a believer of spankings. And I'd spank the stupid out of him.

[–]WeepLittleLionMan 0 points1 point ago

Damn street youths git of meh lawn.

[–]Richie_16 0 points1 point ago

This is child porn! That little girl can't be more than 12 years old

[–]oviedofuntimes 0 points1 point ago

Cookie monster was an appropriate choice. Look at all that swag.

[–]Asass13 0 points1 point ago

Damn it Bobby.....

[–]Pmall3535 0 points1 point ago

This kid needs a serious talking to.

[–]SoulBerry101 0 points1 point ago

Gibby...

[–]TazzelDazzle 0 points1 point ago

Look at his gut. Not too big, right? Now look at his double chin. HOLY FUCK! Someone give this man a medal for sucking in that much gut.

[–]badassmofo6969 0 points1 point ago

I ALREADY POSTES THAT!!!! IT'S TITLED AS. P.E.M.D.A.S

http://www.reddit.com/user/badassmofo6969/

[–]Abomination822 0 points1 point ago

Chunk,Do the truffle shuffle

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey -1 points0 points ago

That's because you're not retarded. May I suggest ingesting copious amounts of Vagisil?