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[–]Ginx13 125 points126 points ago

It's okay, wrestling is fake.

[–]ecchimaru 33 points34 points ago

Yup, you can see the puppet hamster not moving but I'm not sure if that was obvious enough or not for me to post this.

[–]queenofkingcity 12 points13 points ago

The stand in looks like a Twinkie.

[–]kampfy3 2 points3 points ago

Either hamsters bleed white, or the victim had some wicked hamster blue balls.

...what the fuck did I just say...

[–]nateqb12 2 points3 points ago

Are you 100% sure? Because I'm only at like 95%.

[–]ecchimaru 1 point2 points ago

I don't think macho man would stand a chance against all of PETA, but I'm not that sure.

[–]Disasstah 3 points4 points ago

He used to be a part of the WWF you know. >.>

[–]ecchimaru 0 points1 point ago

TIL. Was that before or after the hamster squash ad?

[–]Disasstah 1 point2 points ago

Before.

[–]stabodeely 7 points8 points ago

It's still real to me damnit

[–]islaydragons 9 points10 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMSOEBGR3yE

[–]NekkidSnaku 1 point2 points ago

Best movie in the entire world.

[–]sickcunt69 7 points8 points ago

THAT'S NOT REAL WRASTLIN'

[–]al0newestand 1 point2 points ago

It's still REAL to me DAMN IT.

[–]DJRIPPED 0 points1 point ago

lost it [6]

[–]mario1687 0 points1 point ago

You should respect these athletes for what they do to their bodies. They're awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

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    [–]ectoplasmicreticulum 259 points260 points ago

    Even though this is from an old episode of "The Weird Al Show", whenever I see "MachoMan" Randy Savage... All I can think of is... SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! YEAHHHH!

    [–]That_Weird_Kid 139 points140 points ago

    All I think of is Spiderman. "ARE YOU READY!? BONE-SAW'S READY!!!!"

    [–]Battletooth 191 points192 points ago

    All I think about are boobies. All day. No matter what's in front of me.

    [–]zerounodos 35 points36 points ago

    Man, it's must be horrible to stand in front you.

    [–]Battletooth 23 points24 points ago

    It's so awkward talking to my mom as well.

    "Come on. Just one squeeze. Just to see how it feels. Wait, no! Don't listen to me. Sorry. How about you just flash me real quick, instead? Just one nip?"

    [–]thermality 27 points28 points ago

    Well, that's certainly not creepy at all.

    [–]HighInAK 33 points34 points ago

    You found my Rabbit hole?

    [–]bc2ba -1 points0 points ago

    Oh no. It's not.

    [–]hegemon_of_the_mind 2 points3 points ago

    No, it is really freakish and creepy.

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      [–]sheriff_skullface 4 points5 points ago

      Just the nip?

      [–]K3TtLek0Rn 2 points3 points ago

      Sigh kids these days.

      [–]zerounodos 1 point2 points ago

      That's the first thing I thought of...god.

      [–]sir_joe_cool -2 points-1 points ago

      You're my hero.

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        [–]rojacasm 5 points6 points ago

        so is this comment confirmation that the mean redditor age is 11?

        [–]Battletooth -5 points-4 points ago

        11 and a half. Fag. I fucked ur mom.

        [–]nooknstuff -1 points0 points ago

        Doesn't everyone?

        [–]Commercialtalk 2 points3 points ago

        no.

        [–]vaginabeard -1 points0 points ago

        ;_;

        [–]Battletooth -2 points-1 points ago

        It's the second time I've been on that sub. I didn't think I said anything offensive. I ain't think bout motor boating them hos cause that's all that bitches be good for. Except sandwiches or something, I guess.

        [–]hudsen 16 points17 points ago

        "I got you for THREEEE MINUTES!!" holds up pinky, ring and middle finger

        [–]Sea-Salt 15 points16 points ago

        "Three minutes..OF PLAYTIIIME!!"

        [–]Tachyx 1 point2 points ago

        And that's how they knew he was a German spy.

        [–]WeylandYutani42 11 points12 points ago

        All I think of is:

        "FOR EONS I HAVE SCOURED THE COSMOS, SEARCHING FOR THE ONE ADVERSARY TO PROVIDE ME WITH SUITABLE SPORT. AND LO, I HAVE YET TO FIND SUCH A NOBLE SOUL- EACH CREATURE, EACH RACE MORE PITIFUL THAN THE LAST! SO I SPARE THEM THE DISGRACE OF THEIR WEAKNESS BY... DESTROYING THEIR WORLDS! NOW! MY QUEST HAS BROUGHT ME TO THIS TIMID LITTLE PLANET YOU CALL 'EARTH'!! SO TERRESTRIAL HEROES- CAN ONE OF YOU QUENCH MY THIRST FOR THE FINAL CONFLICT!? THE SUPREME STRUGGLE!?

        ....OR WILL YOUR PLANET BE DOOMED THE SAME FATE THAT HAS BEFALLEN SO MANY??"

        -Rasslor (from Dial M for Monkey) the Macho Man's greatest non-WWF performance.

        [–]crazygopher5 11 points12 points ago

        "You ain't going nowheeeeere!!"

        [–]Tyler_Durdan 1 point2 points ago

        He was serial crushed by some huge friggin guy.

        [–]Sloppyjoe716 1 point2 points ago

        "I got ya for 3 minutes!"

        [–]kyjellopie 71 points72 points ago

        OOOOHHHHHH YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

        FTFY

        [–]ElAvestruz 30 points31 points ago

        Macho man Randy Savage soundboard, son.

        [–]invisibleninja7 22 points23 points ago

        I like pressing a bunch of them at once and listening to him argue with himself.

        [–]ticklefights 3 points4 points ago

        this had my 3 year old son rolling....thankyou.

        [–]thumper242 2 points3 points ago

        I did this and heard the phrase "fuck you like a monkey" out of the DIN of voices.

        ಠ_ಠ

        [–]bobsmith93 1 point2 points ago

        Clicking on one long one really fast for a while gets really trippy.

        [–]vaughn42593 1 point2 points ago

        chick chicka chikcaaawwwwwww

        [–]CCCPironCurtain 21 points22 points ago

        My 16 year old cousin had no idea who Macho Man was. So for those born on the plus side of 1992, you had no childhood:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sup0rV9ZERU

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkRj1aDNw4

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXTagE7BtRU

        TEAR INTO THE SPICE

        [–]artisticnemo16 0 points1 point ago

        Always loved fucking slim jims!!

        [–]SensibleMadness 37 points38 points ago

        I always just ate them, but I suppose you could do that too. Whatever floats your boat, man.

        [–][deleted] ago

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        [–]sjc425 6 points7 points ago

        For some reason I read this in the voice of a stereotypically Italian chef.

        "That's-a spicy boner."

        [–]maccabeus 1 point2 points ago

        contains mechanically separated beef and/or chicken

        [–]artisticnemo16 0 points1 point ago

        Hahaha. An upvote for you for twisting my words.

        [–]-steezy_wunda_bred- 1 point2 points ago

        You twisted your own words...ma'am.

        EDITED for gender reversal.

        [–]artisticnemo16 0 points1 point ago

        Hahaha.

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          [–]WheelsOfConfusion 0 points1 point ago

          I was born in 1993 and my childhood heroes were Randy Savage, Weird Al, and Jackie Chan.

          I had a thirteen inch Randy Savage action figure. He was badass.

          [–]PhotonFlux 0 points1 point ago

          What happened in 1991 that changed the world of children TV?

          [–][deleted] ago

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          [–]Jelenfellin9 15 points16 points ago

          Jokes, people...

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            [–]TLDRName 1 point2 points ago

            This is what I think of every time.

            [–]Razorfiend 1 point2 points ago

            All I can think of is this.

            [–]i_love_younicorns 1 point2 points ago

            *Saw. He dead.

            [–]al0newestand 0 points1 point ago

            I believe you mean "oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuhhhhhhhhh"

            [–][deleted] ago

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            [–]raitalin 8 points9 points ago

            Oh yea though I walk through the pyro in the shadow of the Titantron, I will fear no heel: for Mach art with me: thy flying elbow and thy Slim Jims they comfort me.

            [–]EpicFishFingers 5 points6 points ago

            Almost let him go in October 2011 too. We are not worthy

            [–]nsqueen119 41 points42 points ago

            Harvey the Wonder Hamster!

            [–]Hyphnip 25 points26 points ago

            He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, he just runs around on his hamster wheel!

            [–]Ram27 9 points10 points ago

            Oh! Harvey, harvey, harvey the wonder hamster!

            [–]JFMechdude 5 points6 points ago

            HEY HARVEY!

            [–]loendrin 3 points4 points ago

            Well that was fun, wasn't it?

            [–]graphictank 52 points53 points ago

            "You're doing it all wrong." ~Richard Gere

            [–]mehdbc 2 points3 points ago

            Gerbils for rectums, I break you off like Richard Gere.

            I heard somewhere that Sylvester Stallone started the gerbil rumor. I don't know if it's true, but I can imagine him as Rocky telling a joke about Richard Gere having a gerbil stuck in his ass.

            [–]iFartSunshine 4 points5 points ago

            No, No, Sylvester Stallone is the person who drove Gere to the hospital the night he got a gerbil caught inside of him. He did so using Brian Bosworth's tricked out El Camino. It's people like you who mess up the facts that turn harrowing true stories into seldom believed Hollywood rumors.

            [–]Qcumbaman 1 point2 points ago

            Upvoted for the Doctor Octagon reference. Oh shit. There's a horse in the hospital.

            [–]ChiefWhiteHalfoat 97 points98 points ago

            Bonesaw is ready.

            [–]ElAvestruz 48 points49 points ago

            No no no. That's not how you do it. Stand back junior.

            AHEM

            BOOOOOOOOONNNE SSSSAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW IS REEEEEEEAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

            [–]hugeposuer 15 points16 points ago

            I GOTCHA FOR THREEEEE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES OF... PLAYTIIIME

            [–]brettins 1 point2 points ago

            This is the best quote from that scene

            [–]thechaserx 2 points3 points ago

            CAGE!

            [–]Kevinik 8 points9 points ago

            He never hits the hamsters. Lands elbow next to it, like a pro.

            [–]FEAR-N-LOATHING 16 points17 points ago

            No worries...the little critter rolled out and tagged George "The Animal" Steele. Unfortunately George was too per-occupied gnawing on the turnbuckle to notice Jimmy Superfly Snuka climb to the top rope and give him the business

            [–]ectoplasmicreticulum 5 points6 points ago

            Don't forget about "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan wielding a 3 foot segment of 2x4.

            [–]tidder112 24 points25 points ago

            Weird Al Show!

            I recognize the background and the hamster pulled it together.

            Nostalgia at it's finest.

            [–]Racepace 16 points17 points ago

            RIP Randy

            [–]thehouse1751 7 points8 points ago

            RIP Hampster...

            [–]ElderCunningham 1 point2 points ago

            His name is Harvey. And he not only survived that, but he turned the match around and beat Randy

            [–]casualcat 5 points6 points ago

            I'm pretty sure they replaced the hamster with a twinkie

            [–]Skitzel 0 points1 point ago

            I saw it and was like, "That shit looks like a hot dog bun, no way he hit the hamster"

            [–]Infidel_Grey 6 points7 points ago

            Nothing gets past you guys.

            [–]Skitzel 1 point2 points ago

            Thought you knew, everyone on reddit is nothing short of an 160 iq analytic genius

            [–]lessobvious 0 points1 point ago

            The twinkie deserved it.

            [–]Rand0mSynth3sis 8 points9 points ago

            I have one: Madness.

            [–]HHSHawx 4 points5 points ago

            MADNESS??

            [–]Siethron 2 points3 points ago

            THIS IS... no ...wait ... yeah that's madness.

            [–]Khiraji 1 point2 points ago

            I have a better one: pop!

            [–]Lurker_no_longer 4 points5 points ago

            THIS ISN'T REAL WRASTLING!

            [–]TheBigMost 6 points7 points ago

            Animated jpg? wtf?

            [–]ForumWarrior 1 point2 points ago

            Better?

            [–]Glasweg1an 0 points1 point ago

            That's a whole lotta Jpg he's got there!

            [–]Decagram 0 points1 point ago

            Imgur doesn't give a shit about file type, as long as it's a common one it works.

            [–]14u2c 1 point2 points ago

            It has nothing to do with Imgur. The file is actually a gif but renamed to be a jpg. Your browser recognizes it as a gif and displays it correctly.

            [–]0011110000110011 4 points5 points ago

            Harvey the Wonder Hamster.

            [–]Duvidl -1 points0 points ago

            Too lazy... What's your username say?

            [–]0011110000110011 12 points13 points ago

            <3

            [–]Glasweg1an 2 points3 points ago

            Well I never!

            [–]Glasweg1an 2 points3 points ago

            http://www.0011110000110011.com/

            [–]nskowyra 1 point2 points ago

            001111110000010001010

            [–]itsstefan 19 points20 points ago

            This kills the hamster.

            [–]Bulwer 35 points36 points ago

            No, man, didn't you watch the whole match? The hamster won.

            [–]ScubaSteve12 0 points1 point ago

            What if he has a misstep and smashes the hamster with his elbow?

            [–]Bulwer 9 points10 points ago

            It's not a hypothetical-- that match concluded with a decisive victory by the hamster.

            [–]Tenacious_Dim 7 points8 points ago

            The hamster wins

            [–]zGrubermeister 2 points3 points ago

            Too bad this guys rap career never took off...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY

            [–]IamAhamsterAMA 2 points3 points ago

            NSFH!!!

            [–]harky 0 points1 point ago

            No way man, that's Harvey. Poor Macho Man didn't stand a chance.

            [–]Azozel 2 points3 points ago

            RIP Macho Man

            [–]chucktownginger 1 point2 points ago

            That's what you get for naming the poor bastard Slim Jim

            [–]hoptail05 1 point2 points ago

            That hamster looks exactly like mine.

            [–]pguyette 1 point2 points ago

            Harvey Nooooooooooooo!

            [–]doneandone 1 point2 points ago

            The first thing that came to my mind was "What a Shit Head!" thinking he killed the hamster only to find out he did not hit him at all..then I was like "wow, that is some fucking talent there."

            [–]Surge72 2 points3 points ago

            Except he did hit it. It is clearly flattened if you freeze it at the right time.

            But I can't believe you think it was a real hamster that he jumped on.

            [–]doneandone 0 points1 point ago

            wait..so it was a fake hamster he did truly land on? ....so it wasn't cruel or cool?

            [–]Neberkenezzr 1 point2 points ago

            Post this to /aww. lulz ensue

            [–]ChefMate989 1 point2 points ago

            YOUR GOIN NOWHERE BROTHER!!!

            [–]ElderCunningham 1 point2 points ago

            It's Harvey The Wonder Hamster!

            [–]vlm5606 1 point2 points ago

            OH YEA!!!!

            [–]GeneralSlave 1 point2 points ago

            This gif made me crack out laughing for a solid minute. Hasn't happened in a long ass time. Thanks weebz

            [–]kimhelena123 1 point2 points ago

            my hamster just died this broke my heart even more.

            [–]theycallmealex 2 points3 points ago

            suddenly.. giant hamster

            [–]VicePresidente 20 points21 points ago

            Gah...dude....That's a guinea pig gah

            [–]theycallmealex 0 points1 point ago

            :(

            [–]The909revolution 2 points3 points ago

            Stop it you're startling me!

            [–]supersoyary 1 point2 points ago

            Animated JPEG? What is this sorcery!?

            [–]DangerBrewin 1 point2 points ago

            As a hamster's life goes, this is not so bad considering the alternative is Richard Geer's anus.

            [–]Torune 0 points1 point ago

            So, pretty much the Macho Dragon Skyrim mod.

            [–]igavefoucaltaids 0 points1 point ago

            soup4r rvelnant

            [–]Ramuh 0 points1 point ago

            "Madness"?

            [–]cdegon 0 points1 point ago

            I have two words.....OOOOOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!

            [–]coolmanben99 0 points1 point ago

            "its macho man randy savage"

            [–]FuzzyPoncho 0 points1 point ago

            Mind boggling!!!

            [–]hudsen 0 points1 point ago

            Madness! This is Madness!

            [–]brielem 0 points1 point ago

            I have one word: Madness

            [–]Alcranky 0 points1 point ago

            Everybody get up, its time to Ham now.

            [–]SomeDudeFromJersey 0 points1 point ago

            Luckily Macho Man has you covered, just look at his shirt.

            "Madness" about sums it up.

            [–]calebhall 0 points1 point ago

            Madness...

            [–]MInedwarf 0 points1 point ago

            THIS IS MADNESS !!

            [–]dontbedistracted 0 points1 point ago

            I had hoped those were separate clips cleverly spliced together... my hopes were deaded.

            [–]TooHappyFappy 0 points1 point ago

            This must be heaven.

            [–]Chronis67 0 points1 point ago

            Between this and the diva slap, I love how /r/gifs love for wrestling randomly comes out in small bursts.

            [–]adolescentghost 0 points1 point ago

            After Macho Man failed to connect his elbow drop, Koko B. Ware's bird Frankie swept down, grabbed the little hamster in his talons, and tore him to pieces. RIP The Hamstamaniac 1997-1997.

            [–]Duncantrussel 0 points1 point ago

            From the thumbnail I thought this was going to be an armadillo walking on a high-wire.

            [–]dmareddit 0 points1 point ago

            Snap into a tree limb?

            [–]boneleech 0 points1 point ago

            Machoman Died for our SINS!!!

            [–]P_Fogg 0 points1 point ago

            This kinda freaks me out!!

            [–]DrascaL 0 points1 point ago

            Shameless /r/SquaredCircle plug.

            [–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC58TAVprS4&t=3m54s

            [–]SkipCloud 0 points1 point ago

            TAKE THAT, HAMSTER BITCH!

            [–]RileyHohlProductions 0 points1 point ago

            Sent this gif to my brother a while back with the title, "The moment I came across a champion pack in Diablo 3 Inferno"

            [–]Hsn102198 0 points1 point ago

            Haha look at the cute little mouse! Wait why is that wrestler th- Oh. D:

            [–]Mmmaya 0 points1 point ago

            Crosspost from vegan?

            [–]2Mobile 0 points1 point ago

            Ohhh Yeah!!! Snap into a Hamster!

            [–]biiktor 0 points1 point ago

            It's ok guys. Wrestling ain't real.

            [–]mattmc318 0 points1 point ago

            I have one: MADNESS.

            [–]Mituzuna 0 points1 point ago

            This should be posted under /r/aww

            [–]SamBo_LamBo 0 points1 point ago

            ART THOU BORED???

            [–]solomongrundee11 0 points1 point ago

            AND THE BEAT GOES ON!

            [–]Ethan0209 0 points1 point ago

            I've got two. "OOOOOHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAHHH!"

            [–]notg3orge 0 points1 point ago

            NSFW tag?

            [–]anton_gaa 0 points1 point ago

            Murderer!!

            [–]kairedfern 0 points1 point ago

            Thing he smashed looked like a Twinkie.

            [–]stupidonkey34 0 points1 point ago

            WHAT DID THAT TWINKIE EVER DO TO YOU

            [–]KneeGrowPlees 0 points1 point ago

            I loved the Weird Al Show, it reminded me a lot of Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Same style really.

            [–]tjh1994 0 points1 point ago

            The so called mouse he is slamming into is actually a twinkie hahaha

            [–]mcstanky 0 points1 point ago

            I do. PILE DRIVER

            [–]derpette6767 0 points1 point ago

            THAT ASSHOLE KILLED THE HAMSTER!!!!

            [–]antonvowl 0 points1 point ago

            I've got three.

            [–]BallsackTBaghard 0 points1 point ago

            Could have been funnier, if the rat was real.

            [–]buttsexjones 0 points1 point ago

            randy savage, nooooooo

            [–]Soap_N_Cabbage 0 points1 point ago

            :D A hamster... D: no more hamster... ;_;

            [–]ezekieru 0 points1 point ago

            So... Hamtaro died like this, eh...?

            [–]xxBluexx 0 points1 point ago

            i was expecting the hamster to transform into something unexpecting and pin the guy in like 2 secs...

            [–]Gentlemanpirate 0 points1 point ago

            "I have no words"

            Well, I have two...

            Fucking Awesome

            [–]rockstarking 0 points1 point ago

            This Kills the Hamster. (No really, this would kill it, obviously.)

            [–]Peterd313 0 points1 point ago

            Hilarious

            [–]soajao 0 points1 point ago

            Don't fuck with madness

            [–]infinitree 0 points1 point ago

            "It ain't funny."

            [–]Burlaka 0 points1 point ago

            this man beat tom to it.

            [–]gurkensaft 0 points1 point ago

            http://i.imgur.com/lGOYL.jpg

            [–]TheFlyingChris 0 points1 point ago

            I have no words....

            Only laughter.

            [–]gaslipstick 0 points1 point ago

            Why ?

            [–]pancakekiller5442 -1 points0 points ago

            Im sorry downvote |
            V he squashed it

            [–]therejectethan -1 points0 points ago

            I have words: What it feels like downvoting a new post down to zero

            [–]secretvictory -1 points0 points ago

            Moving .jpg

            What's next, a .gif with sound?

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