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[–]buttking 114 points115 points ago

She really needs to put that wine in a diet coke can.

[–]fairweatherfoe 40 points41 points ago

wine in a can is quite conducive to violent hand-gestures.

[–]Manisil 28 points29 points ago

With all due respect, you're talking about bringing guns to an intervention and you're drinking wine out of a soda can.

[–]Bass2Mouth 15 points16 points ago

Frank is usually carrying a little gun around and he does not hesitate to use it.

[–]DrHousesaysno 4 points5 points ago

WHERE'S THE GREASE FIRE?!

[–]InnocentCarLover18 -2 points-1 points ago

Omg that show is HILARIOUS

[–]manlymuppet 19 points20 points ago

then she could make all kinds of gestures without spilling any wine.

[–]theslowkid 195 points196 points ago

What, you guys never tried Jowlin'?!?

edit: link prettier now

[–]SmellOfEmptiness 10 points11 points ago

Internet: where everything that can be possibly done has a name and a dedicated website.

[–]blackray44 9 points10 points ago

It's like getting punched in the face by the invisible man.

[–]radhack 15 points16 points ago

Why did this get downvoted? TIL there's a thing called Jowlin' and it makes for pretty entertaining photos.

[–]imafunghi 15 points16 points ago

I don't know why you are getting downvoted, but this comment will boost the karma of your comment.

[–]spazmodic- 4 points5 points ago

(I think if you add http:// to the link, reddit will turn "jowlin" to a link! Also: to the top with you!)

[–]Dustintico -4 points-3 points ago

Nah, he needs a space in the ](

[–]kildog 1 point2 points ago

Also, there is Shakeskin.com. I'm on there, see if you can spot me.

[–]biowtf -1 points0 points ago

I found my new reactions folder.

[–]GalacticInquisitor 0 points1 point ago

this is all I can picture in my head when I hear people playing dubstep music.

[–]Dustintico 12 points13 points ago

LET THE BASS CANNON KICK IT

[–]gregfeely -1 points0 points ago

Chooooooooon.

[–]doenietzomoeilijk -1 points0 points ago

Never thought much of the track, but that clip sure adds a lot. =]

[–]allfockedup -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit. That is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a while!!

[–]Disguising -1 points0 points ago

The aircraft is ripped open and nosed towards earth, one look around the cabin, everyone is jowling.

[–]jason_steakums -1 points0 points ago

Huh. I didn't know it was called Jowlin', I knew it as Shakyface

[–]Scrimpton -2 points-1 points ago

My friends and I do this exact thing only we've been calling it "the blah game"!

[–]TREPHINATOR 123 points124 points ago

DIDNEY WORL!

[–]Laminar 6 points7 points ago

Rolling chunder, me thinks...

[–]imbignate 21 points22 points ago

so did OP

[–]quickclay 8 points9 points ago

Is it weird that they actually look less disturbing as zombies?

[–]Tatpixie13 0 points1 point ago

perfect!

[–]HeBoughtALot 13 points14 points ago

Jen was enjoying her third slice of cake when she scooped a finger of icing and drew a frosty heart upon Amber's bosom. Lauren was face-deep into her ninth fill of chardonnay when the merry trio of sloshed sorority sisters fumbled onto the dance floor.

[–]MattE21 50 points51 points ago

They found Molly

[–]Evil_ash 44 points45 points ago

Fuck me you dirty coffee bitch!

[–]TheDrunkenChud 13 points14 points ago

hey! i reference i recognize! still want to see pictures of molly. i mean, for real.

[–]do_you_realize 7 points8 points ago

Or even one of them dressed up as her at least..

[–]TheDrunkenChud 0 points1 point ago

preferrably him as her banging the friend. not really into seeing her rail him with a strap on.

[–]veryoriginal78 3 points4 points ago

[–]Evil_ash 1 point2 points ago

And that-my friend, is your cue to go outside!

[–]TheDrunkenChud 0 points1 point ago

but the sun and the rays and pollen and the pain in the glavin...

[–]Evil_ash 1 point2 points ago

I know, sweetheart. I know. Hush, it's okay.

[–]TheDrunkenChud 0 points1 point ago

sniffle... i coulda been a contender...

[–]herbyurby -2 points-1 points ago

What a slut.

[–]RabbidRabbitUK -1 points0 points ago

Muahahaah

[–]Millertyme2069 15 points16 points ago

One on the left reminds me of Dave Grohl for some reason.

[–]ScratchBomb[S] 39 points40 points ago

i mean, she looks like she got hit with a monkey wrench.

[–]CrunchyChewie 5 points6 points ago

You could say if she looks like that, it will be Everlong before she gets a date....

I'll show myself out.

[–]Jcscape 38 points39 points ago

2/10 would still bang.

[–]PullOutBoy 2 points3 points ago

the only sensible nerd

[–]LenBias34 10 points11 points ago

Did the floor give out right before this was taken?

[–]Psycochem 25 points26 points ago

I think their bowels collectively did.

[–]mamajamerson 11 points12 points ago

There has to be a great story behind this shot. Quick! Someone make something up!

[–]sgtpppr 31 points32 points ago

Alcohol. Lots of it.

[–]wtfOP 12 points13 points ago

He said "make something up". Try again.

[–]sgtpppr 11 points12 points ago

Unexpected urban rhino stampede after drinking lots of alcohol.

[–]centurijon 23 points24 points ago

They whipped their hair back n forth.

[–]albinomike 1 point2 points ago

I think you figured it out

[–]mariahmce 1 point2 points ago

It's a Zombie Debutante Ball.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Drugs! Hardcore drugs!

[–]Exducer 4 points5 points ago

Bell's palsy meeting.

[–]shteeeeeve 3 points4 points ago

Mom?

[–]GHitchHiker 5 points6 points ago

How do you even make your face look like that? Is it actually possible?

[–]Scapuless 11 points12 points ago

I used to do this all the time: hold a camera pointing at your face and shake your head back and forth really fast, keeping your cheeks loose. Take a picture. You'll end up with a face like this. It's awesome when it looks like you're getting punched in the face by an invisible fist.

[–]ByronAve 1 point2 points ago

It's actually called "Jowling". Look it up on Google images and you'll see plenty of examples.

[–]CensoryDeprivation 2 points3 points ago

Are those bees in the bottom center of the picture? BEEEEES

[–]ScratchBomb[S] 27 points28 points ago

[–]jungletek 11 points12 points ago

This gif never gets old.

[–]siglaboo 1 point2 points ago

what is really going on in this gif? like what did she give away to everyone?

[–]derpbynature 0 points1 point ago

Cars, IIRC

[–]CrunchyChewie 0 points1 point ago

A car.

[–]Manisil 0 points1 point ago

The gif is from an episode of Conan on TBS when they were discussing the worse gifts Oprah has given.

[–]CensoryDeprivation -1 points0 points ago

Ghahaha never gets old

[–]adammcbomb 0 points1 point ago

appears to be wine spilling everywhere

[–]logicallyillogical 2 points3 points ago

Can someone do a face swap to the one on the left? That would be awesome.

[–]fairweatherfoe 2 points3 points ago

the one in front looks like dave grohl.

[–]supermallory 2 points3 points ago

is that puke in her wine glass?

[–]madmycal 6 points7 points ago

[–]pigmonkeyandsuzi 2 points3 points ago

in Uk the term is 'Laddette'

[–]vibrate 1 point2 points ago

Brosephine

[–]PullOutBoy -1 points0 points ago

hahahahahahaahahaha

[–]soulking 3 points4 points ago

Clearly OP has never looked at porn.

[–]ScratchBomb[S] 22 points23 points ago

[–]loves_reposts 7 points8 points ago

WARNING! COCKS!

[–]cabbageloins 14 points15 points ago

This sticker should be on the internet.

[–]scoyne15 15 points16 points ago

Might wanna NSFW that buddy. Not everyone speaks Ermahgerd.

[–]ScratchBomb[S] 3 points4 points ago

sry... tnx

[–]iloveuranus 2 points3 points ago

NSFW

[–]MattSando 2 points3 points ago

'One of'? It's the greatest photo on the Internet.

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points ago

I hate that heart tan-line thing. It was kind of cute the first time I saw it, but it got old so fast

[–]annath32 1 point2 points ago

That's a tan line? It looks like she glued cocaine to her chest or something.

[–]PranicEther 1 point2 points ago

Shit-faced level achieved.

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

Ermergherd, derncing!

[–]great_decay 1 point2 points ago

never go full derp...

[–]funnymanisi 1 point2 points ago

Dude in the background says it all.

[–]hermanhansel920 1 point2 points ago

The one in the middle looks like Helga Pataki's mom.

[–]90percent_noob 1 point2 points ago

I really need to stop browsing at work.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

They must be from UK

[–]ThisIsRummy 1 point2 points ago

No, Yes, Maybe

[–]Gleek24601 1 point2 points ago

Is that..... meat in her glass?

[–]SlowTape 1 point2 points ago

Thank god it wasn't another picture of nicolas cage!

[–]MisterJhones 1 point2 points ago

Why does it look like she has AIDS in her glass? :/

[–]yemd 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]stewie1242 1 point2 points ago

One of the best*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is the most unprepared I have ever seen anyone in a picture.

[–]pixelpimpin 1 point2 points ago

And that's why it's called "getting shit-faced"...

[–]crackkittycrumble 1 point2 points ago

Saw this on reddit a while ago, had a successful run where it was my fb cover photo, and now I see it again. If only I had reposted it...

[–]mrmomano 3 points4 points ago

So Much Derp.

[–]namfonos 5 points6 points ago

i didn't think it was possible, but the fat chick looks the best in this picture.

[–]Lurq 7 points8 points ago

There needs to be a standard definition for fat, because I'm just not seein' it.

[–]jsellout 1 point2 points ago

Truf.

[–]namefagIsTaken 2 points3 points ago

YOLO

[–]jsellout 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I'll care if I never see this again.

[–]Tyyyler 0 points1 point ago

WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!!

[–]HeBoughtALot 0 points1 point ago

When 18 to 25-year-old brides get married

[–]jonbales 0 points1 point ago

These facial expressions are pretty difficult to pull off. Props.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Time for facial swaps!

Difficulty level: Blue shirt guy!

[–]invertednose 0 points1 point ago

Did the girl on the right pee, or is it just the lighting?

[–]MisterQuiver 0 points1 point ago

Oh my.

[–]Sowy 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if there was a face swap.

Wow.

[–]tfdre 0 points1 point ago

Bridesmaids 2.derp

[–]MarioBGE 0 points1 point ago

Quick! To /r/photoshopbattles with you!

[–]nawd 0 points1 point ago

derps on derps on derps

[–]fairweatherfoe 0 points1 point ago

can't unsee.

[–]uwishuwereu 0 points1 point ago

Ah finally a picture to go along with the word Slithered.

[–]paulseagull 0 points1 point ago

The chick in the front to the left looks like a drunk Jane Kaczmarek

[–]uhtwentysomething 0 points1 point ago

In the immortal words of Rick James, "Cocaine is one hell of a drug."

[–]rreform 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I had my first beer.

[–]Gyrant 0 points1 point ago

The bridesmaid stages of derp?

[–]Carolklbl 0 points1 point ago

I want to know what song these girls were dancing to

[–]Junes2k 0 points1 point ago

All extras from "The Walking Dead".

[–]renvi 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell is the middle girl wearing an orange dress? She has orange toned skin. Why would you wear a dress that's the same color as your skin tone?
Ugh.

[–]alchemyst_j 0 points1 point ago

funniest thing i have seen all week.

[–]Eddie_Hitler 0 points1 point ago

I'm really none the wiser as to what the hell is actually going on in this photo.

[–]Bacce 0 points1 point ago

girls just want to have fu-un :)

[–]BathofFire 0 points1 point ago

"The club can't even handle me right now."

[–]karltee 0 points1 point ago

If that's them dancing... imagine how they would look like running...

[–]wilhelmet 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that's sexy

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

Say what else you will about them, but nobody in the history of the universe has ever partied as hard as those girls are in that instant.

[–]DoctorWhoToYou 0 points1 point ago

Drinking white wine out of a red wine glass...how uncivilized.

[–]xlax1105 0 points1 point ago

white girl wasted

[–]tollride 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how this happens. This picture is one of the strangest, most surreal photos I have ever seen.

[–]ienjoyedit 0 points1 point ago

The woman in the middle looks surprisingly like someone I know...

[–]Johnny_Clasher 0 points1 point ago

I know one of them is Paris Hilton, but I'm not sure which one is Lindsey Lohan, or who the other one is... any help?

[–]ThePancaker 0 points1 point ago

That should be its complete own level of drunk. Wow

[–]dont_matter 0 points1 point ago

"Quickly, back to the time-machine! I think we're messing things up!"

[–]Pmall3535 0 points1 point ago

What the fark are they doing? Shaking their heads back and forth? Or is what or where they are crashing into the earth?

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

new cover photo, thanks

[–]Bgdojo 0 points1 point ago

"American Women...stay away from meeee....."

[–]goober12345 0 points1 point ago

dear god

[–]calvaradonet 0 points1 point ago

Quick, if this was a meme what would it say?

[–]Iable-A 0 points1 point ago

The YOLO girls 5 years from now

[–]Davaldo 0 points1 point ago

Is the crossed eyes one getting attacked by bees?

[–]squeeeeenis 0 points1 point ago

This is you brain on Jersey Shore.

[–]SnakusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered why we call it getting "shitfaced"....

[–]uplus2e2e 0 points1 point ago

I actually have met these girls!

[–]killermunch -1 points0 points ago

Dafuq.

[–]MartyrTOM 0 points1 point ago

Everyone must be careful , these three are show serious symptoms of zombification. Notice the blank stares, lost of coordination , and slight change in skin tone.

[–]pinkdiamondring 0 points1 point ago

wow,nice photography

[–]bigpink 0 points1 point ago

[–]gracewashere -1 points0 points ago

This is why.... I will never drink...

[–]Tier4 -1 points0 points ago

Why are you posting my facebook feed from 6 months ago

[–]putin_my_ass -5 points-4 points ago

Couldn't resist:

http://imgur.com/AAJr1

[–]yostevo052 -5 points-4 points ago

....... I'd hit it ...

[–]Nitropig 6 points7 points ago

...with a bat

[–]WeaverXIII -1 points0 points ago

...in a box

[–]readingRayenbeau 2 points3 points ago

...with my car.

[–]slayerofslaw -1 points0 points ago

On the left we have a rare species of half human/ half horse. You can tell this by the jizz stain heart marked across the chest

[–]Davepen -1 points0 points ago

Lol guuuuurrnnn

Drugs are bad people ;)

[–]roberto1 -1 points0 points ago

I don't think this picture would even make top 100 sorry.

[–]usabfb -1 points0 points ago

By posting this to r/funny, you implied this picture would be funny. This was not funny. This was sad. I don't think I'll be able to look at drunk college chicks again the same way. I'm sorry Pornhub.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

SOOO much "would not fuck" in one picture. The shame is, I guarantee they are completely lovely and datable women. Too bad one bad picture will ruin their internet fame. On the other hand, I doubt they care about internet fame. So...keep making fun of them?

[–]reeferman420 -1 points0 points ago

COCAINE HEART.

[–]TheJoel2012 -3 points-2 points ago

How is this one of the best pictures on the internet?

[–]RocksAndSoup -3 points-2 points ago

(°_°)