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I dont know. What I just saw. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]AreWeSmiles 107 points108 points ago

Its a creepy as fuck old kids tv show called NoseyBonk o_o

[–]mr_e_on_the_net 55 points56 points ago

And those plants are called Nosegays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY

[–]MANCREEP 32 points33 points ago

There are a couple of Nosey Gays across the hall from my Apt. I've never seen them do anything like that.

[–]Lexxxapr0 1 point2 points ago

Key words were "never seen"

[–]Raggz 0 points1 point ago

It happens behind closed doors.

[–]Da_bomb1 8 points9 points ago

play this at the same time as that video. Best thing ever

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

here, link for the lazy. Obviously mute the video on the left

[–]gingerdrop 1 point2 points ago

Wow that lead to me watching some of the most bizarre cartoons I have ever seen.

[–]ItJustGotStuckThere 1 point2 points ago

Watching that reminds me a little of the early scenes from a clockwork orange.

[–]asbestosmask 0 points1 point ago

What the fucking hell did I just watch? I dont know what made it creepier, the weird fucker in the mask, his body language, or the delightfully nasty environment that just screams "there is no way out."

[–]Captain_Airstrip_One 19 points20 points ago

He was from the show Jigsaw. I used to watch it as a kid.

[–]le-pig 11 points12 points ago

"I want to play a game"

[–]quantiplex 2 points3 points ago

Want vs. Need

[–]saviourjasonchrist 2 points3 points ago

Jigsaw... yeah sounds like the appropriate name, I can see that thing torturing me then cutting a jigsaw puzzle piece from my flesh.

[–]RainyRat 1 point2 points ago

Whoah, flashback! I'd totally forgotten about that, and that mask was nowhere near as creepy when I was a kid.

It also had the O-Men, who'd appear whenever someone said a word with a double "O" in it; one of them ended up becoming Doctor Who (Sylvester McCoy).

[–]EvilPicnic 2 points3 points ago

I also used to watch Jigsaw. Kids learn so well with puppets.

[–]Galdor04 2 points3 points ago

Think there is a coincidence that he was from a show you watched as a child called jigsaw and the first thing I thought of was jigsaw from the saw horror movies? I was going to include a picture for comparison but I'm on my phone at work.

[–]zwoking 4 points5 points ago

Which reminded me that Ashens has several Noseybonk related videos on his channel. Although his channel is best known for some wtf worthy reviews of chinese electronics ripoffs (i.e. fake iphones).

[–]ApologiesForThisPost 2 points3 points ago

He's also been on Charlie Brooker's screenwipe.

[–]2E1HSB 1 point2 points ago

Came here for Ashens reference, was not disappointed.

[–]SirGooga 1 point2 points ago

saved for creepy future reference

[–]barnfodder 63 points64 points ago

he'll creep into your room as you sleep. And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

And knife you.

[–]arcbinder 17 points18 points ago

The source for anyone who hasn't seen Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe

*Edit: Name of show

[–]SkaveRat 3 points4 points ago

I wished they would make new series of this :(

[–]jookymundo 0 points1 point ago

He made a new show called "how tv ruined your life"

[–]SkaveRat 0 points1 point ago

yes, but also no new seasons :/

[–]ApologiesForThisPost 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was called screenwipe?

[–]arcbinder 1 point2 points ago

It was, my google fu must be slipping because it gave me a false positive on that one.

[–]dumbkid 0 points1 point ago

there were tons of wipes actually, depending on the subject, for instance his gaming show was called gameswipe, screenwipe and tvwipe both existed

[–]yourparentsrdivorced 1 point2 points ago

you forgot about wet wipes

[–]cr0s1s 1 point2 points ago

I'm still surprised that hadn't happened to me when I was a kid, I was 100% sure it was going to go down just like that. Seriously though, what designer/creator thought that kids would enjoy a character like that?? Fuck Noseybonk!

[–]GnarlyToaster 0 points1 point ago

That was Dr Ashens, by the way.

And here's more for your nightmarish pleasure.

[–]eyefookasses 18 points19 points ago

Noseybonk used to give me nightmares as a kid. I had almost forgotten about him. Thanks for the reminder

[–]cowyeah 2 points3 points ago

Jesus Fucking CHRIST! I am a 29 year old man and this is terrifying. Like I honestly feel weird after seeing that. Of all the "Creepy" Things that get put on Reddit this is the first thing to really wig me out.

[–]effervescent_h2so4 12 points13 points ago

anyone else notice that his nostrils look like eyes. empty, soulless, pitch black holes.

[–]pkennedy451 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, he has 2 terrifying faces.

[–]lolsail 23 points24 points ago

Diglett dig Diglett dig Diglett dig Diglett dig

[–]jordanxjordan 16 points17 points ago

Trio trio trio.

[–]Lobster27 1 point2 points ago

Dammit I love you.

[–]mykreeve 7 points8 points ago

This is Mr Noseybonk - who appeared on a show called Jigsaw). Anyone who remembers him fondly should be referred to the authorities.

[–]christianjb 2 points3 points ago

For future reference, when a close bracket is in the URL, use '\)' instead of ')'. Thus, the link to Jigsaw should be written as

[Jigsaw](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigsaw_(UK_TV_series\)).

[–]KingOfWorms 0 points1 point ago

Is it a coincidence that he looks like Jigsaw from SAW? (I'm sure this already been pointed out)

[–]ASOTATW 33 points34 points ago

Who nose whats going on?

[–]mrmyxlplyx 44 points45 points ago

Dildo farming.

[–]Agamemnon_Rules 7 points8 points ago

Relevant...

[–]spherexenon 3 points4 points ago

da faq was that

[–]coolfaceison 1 point2 points ago

came here to post this, thank you sir

[–]Superduperscooper 0 points1 point ago

dafuq did i just read?

[–]bigfig 3 points4 points ago

Always go organic, but watch for splinters.

[–]mambypambyland 0 points1 point ago

New Plants Vs. Zombies plant.

[–]jugglinglivebabies 1 point2 points ago

looks like he's in some sort of olfactory.

[–]D34THM0N3Y 0 points1 point ago

Why do you have to be so nosey?

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 11 points12 points ago

The url said .jpg. It was a .gif...

[–]Dordorro 13 points14 points ago

This is actually not animated nor a .gif, but a still .jpg. One of the creepy things about Noseybonk is that he can manipulate time in such a way that it appears to move forward even in a single frozen instant. You'll notice that if you watch this about 100 times, only about three seconds have gone by.

[–]therascalking13 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like something that would be from the SCP Foundation.

[–]Homletmoo 1 point2 points ago

Imgur stores image file formats in the file header, not the extension, so you can change the extension of any i.imgur.com url to any Imgur compatible file format and it will display as intended.

[–]gnorty 0 points1 point ago

I think this is a feature of browsers rather than the hosting site. Post a gif to anywhere, call it jpg and it will work.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyh4fQ9bEAw

[–]countlazypenis 3 points4 points ago

Fucking noseybonk 0_0 my dad showed me this when I was 17, scared the shit out of me

[–]a13x33 3 points4 points ago

It's the new Power Rangers!

[–]mescalinejasp 3 points4 points ago

I used to love noseybonk when I was a child.

I'm sure it help desensitize me to some of the weird shit in r/gore.

[–]pumpactiondildo 2 points3 points ago

You just saw one man get six erections

[–]EvilPicnic 1 point2 points ago

NSFL????

[–]PhrenicNerd 1 point2 points ago

TIL NoseyBonk and Jigsaw

[–]sovngarde_brewery 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the puppets from Candle Cove. Anybody else remember that show?

[–]dylantrevor 1 point2 points ago

MOTHERFUCKING NOSEYBONK. GOD DAMN IT.

[–]remembername 1 point2 points ago

Somebody kill that thing...

[–]A_Plea_for_Ethan 1 point2 points ago

This looks like something off the BBC. Seriously, only a British television program could showcase something that fucked up.

[–]talitus 1 point2 points ago

It's a jew reproducing.

[–]AndyFisher71 1 point2 points ago

Great... Now I cant sleep

[–]interneting_now 1 point2 points ago

wut

[–]diggitydan 1 point2 points ago

England... :/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

A moving JPG?! What is going on!

[–]nimchip 0 points1 point ago

what the fuck!

[–]Identify_the_feel 0 points1 point ago

Noseybonk.

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

I think he creates new noses for himself.

[–]gannicus2424 0 points1 point ago

He is Clam harvesting.

[–]schmidt2539 0 points1 point ago

Growing new noses?

[–]SnarkyLibertarian 0 points1 point ago

A british guy with a mask growing mutant leeks?

[–]Newrad2 0 points1 point ago

He smiles like Jeremy Clarkson...

[–]D_for_David 0 points1 point ago

Razor clams

[–]szalinski 0 points1 point ago

He's dressed like a mason, too. Now that's interesting.

[–]McDersh 0 points1 point ago

In this episode of NoseyBonk he teaches us about puberty

[–]wahooloo 0 points1 point ago

aka Chris Fehn

[–]Bricely 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but this Kind of reminds of Plants vs Zombies

[–]jerisad 0 points1 point ago

IT ENDS IN JPG BUT IT MOVES OH GOD HOW?!

[–]cerealkiller155 0 points1 point ago

NoseyBonk!

[–]thatguyferg 0 points1 point ago

...Dad?

[–]Crack_Mcdougler 0 points1 point ago

Wait...why...what?

[–]symphony_41_mozart 0 points1 point ago

I think that may be the Ancient Aliens guys brother.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

He looks at the camera with the mask's nostrils .... and ends up making it look like a creepy skull face.

[–]ajaytech 0 points1 point ago

Nosebonks!

[–]TehHolyFace 0 points1 point ago

Noseybonk is The Devil's son.

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

I am not. Sure either.

[–]Annarr 0 points1 point ago

All I could think when I stood up was "don't put those in your nose!"

[–]Koozey 0 points1 point ago

This is the most terrifying fucking thing I've ever seen.

[–]nasher168 0 points1 point ago

If the nostrils are its eyes, it looks like a skull wearing a novelty hat.

[–]YaegerMeister 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck does this remind me of Persona 4

[–]thane_of_cawdor 0 points1 point ago

I thought a noseybonk was the UK term for a street brawl

[–]nickgenova 0 points1 point ago

this looks very very british.

[–]Ninja_Spike 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm done with Reddit for the day...

[–]Leviathon009 0 points1 point ago

Can't sleep. Whatever the fuck that thing was will eat me...

[–]Rustybolt 0 points1 point ago

Thanks BBC!!!

[–]alextoremember 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this one show that used to be on when I was a kid called Candle Cove...

[–]johnny861 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, but that guy sure knows how to erect.

[–]dumbkid 0 points1 point ago

BEWARE ALL YE WHO WATCH BRITISH CHILDRENS TELEVISION

IM THE BEAR AND IM COMING

[–]AFlacidDuck 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a Power Rangers villian.

[–]MagicSPA 0 points1 point ago

It's a character from an old TV show. He's called Noseybonk.

He always freaked me out as a kid, even though he was played for comedy.

Watch the gif again - do you see the 'demon-like face' underneath his nose, where his nostrils serve as the eyes?

[–]I-Redeemer 0 points1 point ago

sure this will end up in r/creepy, why I don't know.

[–]tfdre 0 points1 point ago

Wongburger, you're a madman!

[–]Tarcion 0 points1 point ago

Well, I know what I'll be having nightmares about tonight.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

Here's the video.

[–]JustHereToDerp 0 points1 point ago

Candle Cove Part Two: A Killer Called Nosey

[–]markthecreep 0 points1 point ago

Fucking noseybonk

[–]QuantumTycoon 0 points1 point ago

TIL how dildos are made.

[–]KravenErgeist 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is where he peeks over the nose boner plants and stares at the camera... 0.0

[–]theTutorial -1 points0 points ago

Looks like psilocybe cubebsis.

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