r/atheism in a nutshell

austinready96 · 1 month

More like all of Reddit

metalmusicatheism · 1 month

Post this to r/atheism and you will get even more upvotes.

Aaberg123 · 1 month

So brave.

t_hab · 1 month

So, what you are saying is that religion is a dead horse?

theamazingchris · 1 month

You spelled /r/funny wrong.

Saifir · 1 month

Rule #2: Double Tap

KuztomX · 1 month

About the same as r/Politics.

coingiboi · 1 month

r/atheism hate

TearTea · 1 month

I used to be into that whole masturbation, necrophilia, bestiality thing, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

jon_laing · 1 month

There's a funny little red button on the right side of /r/atheism that might help you with your problem. Or you could just keep beating the anti-r/atheism dead horse. I guess it's your choice.

Charlemagne_III · 1 month

This is one of the most satisfying gifs I have ever seen.

RepostThatShit · 1 month

This is a great analogy except the horse isn't dead, it's molesting children and killing Africans with HIV by fighting against their use of contraception. Also you're not actually beating the horse, you're just talking about it derisively.

smutzer · 1 month

If you could replace the horse with the phrase "God Particle" it would be just about perfect.

scotthendo · 1 month

So how is it different from the rest of reddit?

lolsail · 1 month

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

EDIT: Neck. Then Beard.

TigerTigerBurning · 1 month

Cuz /r/funny is so different.

QuillJS · 1 month

Oh, no! The /r/AntiAtheismWatch watch is going to come get you now, OP!!

did_you_read_it · 1 month

don't care bout /r/athiesm but that gif is hilarious. one dead horse fart for you good sir.

Feyamore · 1 month

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mtn_dewgamefuel · 1 month

Joining the anti-r/atheism metacirclejerk I see

[deleted] · 1 month

yep, I agree.

funny

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