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[–]Offaithandfire 16 points17 points ago

Oddly, I've got some serious wood.

[–]lookthruglasses 6 points7 points ago

It's completely natural and oak-A with me

[–]fightingdove 6 points7 points ago

This must be from the Kama Spruce-a

[–]Isthian 4 points5 points ago

Seeing this really makes me want to branch out

[–]mattonreddit 2 points3 points ago

I have a feeling this thread will be very Poplar. I'm just thankful I can't see his twig and Elderberries.

[–]Bruneti12 0 points1 point ago

They are planting the seeds of the future.

[–]Koey4Shoey 0 points1 point ago

hey i just met you, this is crazy, let's make like a tree and knock one out.

[–]Beforememory 1 point2 points ago

Really cool use of negative space

[–]dcsc2 1 point2 points ago

[–]Needliss 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if scene was intended. Or just have a dirty mind...

[–]heavyfuel 2 points3 points ago

Probably intended, since it looks like an exhibition

[–]cordylus 0 points1 point ago

lovely stuff

[–]Jexium 0 points1 point ago

i am going to grow a tree like this, and when people visit and comment i will just shake my head and say... get your mind out of the gutter

[–]man_gomer_lot -2 points-1 points ago

Call me old fashioned, but wouldn't this be considered NSFW?

[–]ulab 5 points6 points ago

It's trees. Why should it be NSFW?

[–]Maledocling 2 points3 points ago

unless he has this weird tree fetish

[–]bcgpete -1 points0 points ago

my friend is a dendrophile, it's a real thing, with doctors and medicine

[–]man_gomer_lot 0 points1 point ago

Because the subreddit isn't NSFW by default. Looking at stoner website while on the clock could get you fired, but looking at sexual stuff in the workplace could get you a civil suit.

[–]ulab 1 point2 points ago

I was being sarcastic.

[–]man_gomer_lot 0 points1 point ago

me too.

[–]aubreylately -1 points0 points ago

You should definitely tag this NSFW.

[–]MAXIMUSTHEDEATHDOG -1 points0 points ago

Photoshop level: Over Treethousand