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[–]kravedarknesss 1 point2 points ago

And the first thing he said to the crowd was "I don't know you have noticed, but I have been shot."

[–]Bosswally -1 points0 points ago

this

[–]MoistCupcake 4 points5 points ago

Only 50 Cent was shot 9 times at point blank.

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 3 points4 points ago

I always wondered how a guy shoots 9 times, point blank, and misses every vital organ.

[–]DOESNT__GET__SARCASM 0 points1 point ago

Well, that gangsta grip doesn't look like it would be that accurate

[–]2muchCoding 0 points1 point ago

I remember mythbusters doing a thing on the accuracy of different ways to hold a gun. Checking for results...

Edit: Found a horrible quality video and you're right! Link

[–]Griffter4 0 points1 point ago

He didn't miss every organ at all. Unless lungs and kidneys aren't vital?

[–]Yegie 5 points6 points ago

yay reposts

[–]smileymalaise 3 points4 points ago

Stop whining about reposts and utilize your downvote button. I have to repost this comment about three times a day.

[–]atl_nights[S] 4 points5 points ago

Little help here. Is there a way to make sure you're not reposting something without having to manually search for it? I'm new to this, and I could see how that gets annoying... fast.

[–]smileymalaise 1 point2 points ago

My point was that it doesn't matter if it's a repost. There will still be some Redditors who haven't seen the link and will like it and upvote it. If you've seen it before, all you have to do is downvote and quietly move on. it's called Reddiquette.

[–]yostevo052 2 points3 points ago

Fucking brilliant .... common sense is so rare its like a goddamn superpower these days ...

[–]2l2t 1 point2 points ago

Oh god... It's like queensland rail all over again.

[–]JesusLeftNut 1 point2 points ago

.... Shuffle shuffle shuffle.... Shuffle shuffle shuffle... REPOST!

[–]AloeRP 1 point2 points ago

I'm so sick of reposts...

[–]IguanadonsEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

Teddy Roosevelt lived most of his life on SHEER WILLPOWER!