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[–]Ovedya2011 48 points49 points ago

I found it hard to look away.

[–]NotaMethAddict 45 points46 points ago

[–]Nightwing11 24 points25 points ago

Thank you for that, that was just what I needed to see before going to bed......Nick Cage as a damn snake

[–]DidMyWorst 15 points16 points ago

Wiggle your mouse back and forth by a few inches and imagine that it really is a snake slithering toward you, and this becomes rather terrifying, actually.

Come on, try it.

[–]DiegoXIV 9 points10 points ago

[–]ismakkabich 4 points5 points ago

[–]Nightwing11 0 points1 point ago

......fuck

[–]FledglingZombie 1 point2 points ago

We need a version of this where when you click he says "boner".

[–]nrabuttons 3 points4 points ago

:o) HoNk.

[–]Colby347 0 points1 point ago

This was a really weird experience browsing from my phone.

[–]FThisNoise 0 points1 point ago

How the hell did this guy become famous?

[–]NotTrollingJustDumb 38 points39 points ago

[–]Denten 10 points11 points ago

We must encourage mainstreaming such as this, so that all may know His glory.

[–]Devilfisher 10 points11 points ago

May your Mountain Dew be sweet, my brother.

[–]On_The_Grass 3 points4 points ago

And may you be forgiven of your bees!

[–]Denten 1 point2 points ago

May He keep us safe from the wicked temptations or the evil Travolta.

[–]dudedorey 135 points136 points ago

You and at least 20 other people on reddit this month.

[–]bstampl1 12 points13 points ago

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

[–]LaughingFlame 0 points1 point ago

but yet it is hilarious every time

[–]DrVoodoo 14 points15 points ago

This works a little too well.

[–]Ror-sirent 12 points13 points ago

I need to start charging people $2 to post this picture. The rent will never go unpaid.

[–]drawingdead0 12 points13 points ago

That looks so... right...

[–]DanOkami 1 point2 points ago

One could even say it's more aesthetically pleasing than the actual face of Nicholas Cage.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 11 points12 points ago

[–]StepOfDub 1 point2 points ago

That made my crotch feel uncomfortable.

[–]macrocarrot 5 points6 points ago

Clintage 2019!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

It's not so much that I read this in his voice, as it is I heard him whisper this into my ear as I layed in bed...

[–]PalermoJohn 3 points4 points ago

go on...

[–]whattodoinboston 4 points5 points ago

I wonder when people write "i googled", if they just continuously google random things and put the best result on reddit. Probably yes.

[–]helloeffer 5 points6 points ago

I haven't laughed this hard since http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/185/nickcage.jpeg

Edit: sorry for ugly link, I'm using a mobile app.

[–]jstorm99 3 points4 points ago

That's high praise.

[–]justiceDAK 3 points4 points ago

Who would ever google that?

[–]scruntly 3 points4 points ago

In b4 women start posting about how they hate the word moist.

[–]Suunburst 4 points5 points ago

Good thing ive never seen this before!

[–]GetStapled 4 points5 points ago

This image had convinced me that humans where not ready for programs like photoshop.

[–]ducardosotm 6 points7 points ago

[–]OIP 2 points3 points ago

why is she/he/it kneeling? it's troubling me.

[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

As if the whole thing wasn't unsettling enough without this fact. Now it's troubling me, too.

[–]let_them_burn 2 points3 points ago

haunting

[–]Koreansuhoissexy 2 points3 points ago

Looks like my great-aunt...

[–]moxiemoxiemoxie 2 points3 points ago

the horror. the horror.

[–]Jambucha 2 points3 points ago

He was actually good in Kick-Ass.

[–]fuckingnihilists 0 points1 point ago

You say that like he's never been good in anything.

[–]Jambucha 0 points1 point ago

Well.......

[–]darkkite23 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me or does it look like his hands twitch? Just a bit? No? Okay...

[–]Thopterthallid 2 points3 points ago

I made strange noises :(

[–]IAmA_Alien_AMA 2 points3 points ago

Read it in his voice and laughed my fucking head off.

[–]_moist_ 2 points3 points ago

As am I.

[–]Mottaman 6 points7 points ago

no you didn't

you surfed reddit and saw someone else googled it years ago and it's been getting reposted every few days since

[–]YawnDogg 1 point2 points ago

I just finished watching Drive Angry. I'm taking this as a sign my first male child shall be named Milton.

[–]anitanit 1 point2 points ago

[–]StepOfDub 0 points1 point ago

Well he is 48 now, so I would guess around 45?

[–]gum11 1 point2 points ago

Nick cage cats are still the greatest pics nick cage is part of

[–]rollcage 1 point2 points ago

I read that as "I am too moist" at first.

[–]theGreatBlar 2 points3 points ago

I Googled "Greatest repost on reddit" and found your post.

[–]FromaLand 2 points3 points ago

[–]DanOkami 4 points5 points ago

Awww, you're back! Here, have a hug.

www.thenicestplaceontheinter.net

[–]gmoneygangster3 0 points1 point ago

welcome back trapped missed ya

[–]shadybee 1 point2 points ago

Ah, reposts. Do your research, kid.

[–]Nabojo 0 points1 point ago

Why did I cry from laughter looking at this!?!

[–]thelasagna 0 points1 point ago

And that's enough Internet for the night.

[–]qwerto14 0 points1 point ago

I had to close the page to stop laughing, upvote for you

[–]DrunkenMagician 0 points1 point ago

This line is actually a quote from the movie The Imposters. It's pretty entertaining, lol.

[–]wheatens 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell would you google that?

[–]ClinTrojan 0 points1 point ago

Name is related.

[–]qwertyprom 0 points1 point ago

Giggity

[–]acutely_obtuse 0 points1 point ago

Val Kilmer?

[–]usasparx 0 points1 point ago

I love how in the preview image on the side it still looks like Mrs. Clinton. lolz.

[–]Possob 0 points1 point ago

ok, that's a little scary

[–]adamwizzy 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]UnreachablePaul 0 points1 point ago

This one made me make to vomit

[–]laderp555 0 points1 point ago

I'm scared.

[–]golpmo 0 points1 point ago

I hope when they make a movie about Hillary Clinton, Nicholas Cage plays her

[–]Bassmonster27 0 points1 point ago

no matter how funny some of them are, im getting so fucking pissed at all of these reposts and have only one downvote to deal with it.

[–]uakari 0 points1 point ago

Logged in just to upvote this guy.

[–]DCSlick 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with fire

[–]kouiskas 0 points1 point ago

I made that picture, minus the caption :) Glad people like it!

[–]Phazer987 0 points1 point ago

READ IT IN HIS VOICE

[–]throwaslamdunkaway 0 points1 point ago

now the challenge is to have him autograph it

[–]buntaluffigus 0 points1 point ago

Good for you.

[–]Cornwall 0 points1 point ago

RE-RE-RE-RE-REPOST

[–]Avatar1909 0 points1 point ago

This was funny last month.

[–]pickengrin 0 points1 point ago

I heard he was a vampire... Just sayin

[–]CutieMess 0 points1 point ago

Dapper as fuck.

[–]chbrules 0 points1 point ago

I, too, am moist ***

[–]jklz -1 points0 points ago

[–]trickydicky55 -1 points0 points ago

Lmao. What the actual fuck.

[–]akallio9000 -1 points0 points ago

Hillary ain't moist, she's a dried up old shrew, oh, BTW, she lies

[–]Derekudda24 0 points1 point ago

Most women hate the word moist.

[–]qwerto14 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, what is that, I know about 6 women (out of about 7, I don't get out much.) who hate the word moist.

[–]Knewtworiddet -1 points0 points ago

She is actually attractive now!

[–]Areyve -1 points0 points ago

wUT.

[–]RelevantRoll -1 points0 points ago

Nicolas Cage is relevant?

[–]pkurk -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else read that like they were butthead?