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[–]i_fap_to_anything 1 point2 points ago

I don't see why you are so down for. It looks faptastic to me

[–]Fapologist 0 points1 point ago

You and I should team up for a fap off

[–]i_fap_to_anything 0 points1 point ago

Let's go for it I am locked loaded and ready to go

[–]haybecca 13 points14 points ago

Those poor fucking cats

[–]NUK380Y 11 points12 points ago

I'm trying to tell if your lack of punctuation was intentional...

[–]Knight_Mason 13 points14 points ago

Four Pussies in one photo.

[–]notlikely3 10 points11 points ago

I made this the caller ID on my dads phone when his mom called. He bought a new phone because he couldn't figure out how it got there or how to get rid of it!

[–]LockjawTheOgre 2 points3 points ago

Who stole my wedding photo?!?

[–]CowOnMeth 3 points4 points ago

As a married man on reddit, I can confirm that this is how we browse the interwebs.

[–]Necromimetic 2 points3 points ago

My wife and I are almost the same. Thankfully, we have smaller cats so one hand is free to browse!

[–]The_Maddog 2 points3 points ago

I'm a dog person...so no!

[–]MoominSong 2 points3 points ago

Well... pretty close, except I've got a beard....

[–]Flash91 2 points3 points ago

I'm married and on reddit and I can say that this is exactly how my wife and I spend our afternoons.

[–]CoyoteStark 9 points10 points ago

See, this is what gay marriage has led to! 2 cats getting married and owning people as property. Disgusting.

[–]asherrd 6 points7 points ago

As someone who knows a few married people on reddit, that is very inaccurate.

[–]mywhitewolf 12 points13 points ago

as a married redditor, I'm both offended and shocked...

why would they assume we're cat people?! we always take our creepy naked pet photos with with our 2 pet raccoons.

[–]oldmonkmgm 1 point2 points ago

A Blofeld family photo.

[–]zangor 1 point2 points ago

The man on the right reminds me of a product of a Tim and Eric style face meld.

[–]zoro22 1 point2 points ago

holy shit I just laughed for 3 minutes straight, thank you for that!!

[–]weeniemonster 1 point2 points ago

Calico cat: "There's too much pussy this chair"

Orange cat: "At least you're not being poked in the ass!"

[–]BlueRofl 1 point2 points ago

uh oh... can't unsee!

[–]peeinmyblackeyes 1 point2 points ago

ITT: Some fine pussy.

[–]archeantus1988 1 point2 points ago

[–]skelooth 1 point2 points ago

I am married, and can confirm this post.

[–]abartlett13 1 point2 points ago

sadly, I can't argue with this :(

[–]Ninjatree 1 point2 points ago

W h y ?

[–]fj555 1 point2 points ago

Yeah.............not exactly.

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Love 2 points3 points ago

NSFW?

[–]AphiTrickNet 1 point2 points ago

Do I smell the front page?

[–]UnreachablePaul[!] 2 points3 points ago

Smelly cats, smelly cats...

[–]brainsexual 0 points1 point ago

Is it the small of cat piss, hand lotion and tears?

[–]ManICure 1 point2 points ago

On my list of "Things that cannot be unseen"; this just made #2. Time to drink until the nightmares go away. No wonder I never get anywhere in the AA meetings. Thanks 'Redditors'.

[–]NUK380Y 0 points1 point ago

Those are some hairy pussies!

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

They scratch n' sniff.

[–]Sheepofthenight 0 points1 point ago

Wtf did I just look at?

[–]Hammyisawesome 0 points1 point ago

This looks about right

[–]Anal_Spatula 0 points1 point ago

That cat on the right does NOT look happy.

[–]TheSexNinja 0 points1 point ago

Anyone notice the guys pussy is larger?

[–]sparton250 0 points1 point ago

What did you have to google to get that picture?

[–]WasabiBomb 0 points1 point ago

This thread is a bold-faced, scurrilous lie.

We don't have cats.

[–]Knotwood 0 points1 point ago

Dem Flaps.

[–]idiotbasher 0 points1 point ago

We need a "Not Safe for Eyes" indicator. Some things cannot be unseen.

[–]realmrkitty 0 points1 point ago

[–]Iable-A 0 points1 point ago

I imagined they'd be fat, I was half right

[–]fuckinhell 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you hit it on the head.

[–]mobileposter 0 points1 point ago

I see a nipple!

[–]AJay17 0 points1 point ago

I saw that card at CVS the other day

[–]egus 0 points1 point ago

sadly, this is very accurate.

i'm still not joining a gym though, fuck you!

[–]husbandfarts 0 points1 point ago

This is accurate.

[–]Saerain 0 points1 point ago

Is this the same Reddit that hates The Big Bang Theory for perpetuating insulting stereotypes of our people?

[–]ragincarnage 0 points1 point ago

At work.. Meant to right click and chrome-to-phone it.

Accidentally right click and incognito windowed it. It's like a reflex.

[–]svengalus 0 points1 point ago

Well... we still get to have sex.

[–]gambLe6 0 points1 point ago

your sister is pretty

[–]ayers231 0 points1 point ago

Switch out the cats for kids, and you nailed it for me.....

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

Either most people on Reddit are married, or married people just need to point it out more. Either way, there's way more marriages than I could ever imagine.

[–]DrH0denkrampf 0 points1 point ago

Please add nsfl

[–]RubberDong 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha...that was awesome.

I ll repost it in two days with the same title.

[–]grubbymitts 0 points1 point ago

Yep, that's about it.

[–]ScribbleJ 0 points1 point ago

TIL: My wife and I need to take more photos of us naked with the pets if we're to be serious Redditors.

[–]immarried 0 points1 point ago

I hate cats.

[–]MeGustaTuPelo 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm such a glorious pussy

[–]shoryuken_kid -1 points0 points ago

downvote for shocking grotesqueness.

[–]TitanKing -2 points-1 points ago

Strange, now that you mention it, this is honestly how I picure the unmaried *boys on Reddit : http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/what-is-a-douche-bag.jpg

*While always busy searching for something... "does anyone know who this girl is?"