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[–]that_is_so_funny 16 points17 points ago

How far away is this hard which you speak of?

[–]hokiehenry 9 points10 points ago

When...... you saw this on Reddit three days ago.

[–]Alyssa_xD 0 points1 point ago

Proof? Just wondering because I go on reddit everyday, havnt seen it. No offense meant, just wondering I I should take back my up vote:)

[–]Alyssa_xD -1 points0 points ago

Thank you!!:) up vote taken back, I feel bad for all the other people posted this first!

[–]K3rfknpwnly 5 points6 points ago

Did you mean "too"? As in, the English language is too hard for you to understand? (On an unrelated note, I have no friends and everyone hates me.)

[–]SgtMartinRiggs 8 points9 points ago

You laughed all the way to hard?

[–]Yakra 2 points3 points ago

Hey, know what isn't funny? Rape.

[–]Taylorseim 1 point2 points ago

No no no, it's only not funny if you're talking about white rapists. This is a black guy making a funny face, which makes the rape joke ok.

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[–]sethboy67 1 point2 points ago

I want too go too the store, but it is to far away.

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 0 points1 point ago

Why? It isn't funny.

[–]sivablue 1 point2 points ago

WTF?

[–]Angry_Police_Officer 1 point2 points ago

I have a machine that un-rapes people.

[–]TearTea 0 points1 point ago

Hard place is right next to rock.

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[–]SlaughterMeister 4 points5 points ago

Nazis

FTFY

[–]smasheybashe 2 points3 points ago

No... Smart grammar Nazis. I'm starting to see a theme here... If only there was some place that held the world's knowledge, that had some kind of search function...Oh my.

[–]badwolf11 0 points1 point ago

I read that in George Takei's voice. Ohhh myyy

[–]roland333 -1 points0 points ago

Go fall in a river.

[–]Alyssa_xD -1 points0 points ago

I havn't actually laughed out loud for a while. Thought I broke my laugh box, now I know I'm not dead inside:)