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[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 7 points8 points ago

A bit of photoshop...

[–]Gothika_47 0 points1 point ago

A bit of photoshop is good but this is a bit of bad photoshop.

[–]seebs 1 point2 points ago

Time to diet.

[–]Mattzorry 5 points6 points ago

[–]TearTea 0 points1 point ago

A deep subject indeed.

[–]firereaction -4 points-3 points ago

doesn't the "well..." part usually start small?

[–]austinready96 1 point2 points ago

So uplifting.

[–]Whybanme 1 point2 points ago

So all along....the key to immortality was simply always having ice cream stocked in the freezer...

buys ice cream stocks

[–]jillyboooty 0 points1 point ago

That's why I've been living so long...

[–]Nicktatorship 1 point2 points ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

[–]sphericalvoxel 1 point2 points ago

I preferred Leon's version:

"Wake up! Time to die!"

[–]cjrox21 1 point2 points ago

What time is repost time? All the time!

[–]funnyhandlehere 0 points1 point ago

Wow. These things have changed considerably since I was a kid.

[–]Draghoul 0 points1 point ago

Every time this is posted, I think of this clip. Yes, that scene, and not this one (no reason why).

[–]OnlyAMuffin 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain. Time to die.

[–]HeresJuju 0 points1 point ago

This really goes with my idea of offensive popsicle jokes. I would buy.

[–]RiveraMarcel 0 points1 point ago

It should be something like "Time to get another ice cream and then countless more and die of obesity/diabetes" but they did not have that much space.

[–]kr580 -2 points-1 points ago

Time to Photoshop

[–]hokieflea 6 points7 points ago

time to repost as well

[–]Smackarn -1 points0 points ago

The shivers i got from this picture is insane.. I hate you :(

[–]FullMoon1108 1 point2 points ago

Pussy

[–]captain58 -2 points-1 points ago

Well that escalated quickly.