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Weapon XXX (imgur.com)

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[–]GlitterFap 53 points54 points ago

I don't know about everyone else, but fisting seems a bit terrifying in general. If Wolverine is the only part that scares you, you would probably still try it once.

[–]StrikingCrayon 4 points5 points ago

Fisting level of crazy is directly proportional to the size of the hand. My ex's hands where tiny so she could fist my wife easily with a pointed hand. Her whole hand was still easier to take than four of my fingers.

Also how easy fisting is is directly related to how horny the girl is and how worked up she is.

Ive known girls who two fingers was a lot on a normal day to take but during some marathon sessions four fingers and a dick where very fulfilling for them.

[–]umairican 13 points14 points ago

Did, uhh, did you just write that your ex would fist your wife?

I am not judging; it's just a bit weird how nonchalantly you stated it...

[–]StrikingCrayon 0 points1 point ago

Its easier to type than "my wife and I's ex".

[–]umairican 8 points9 points ago

So you guys have the same ex? I think I am even more confused now...

[–]StrikingCrayon 6 points7 points ago

My wife is bi. When we started dating I ended up being a catalyst for her and her then best friend to experiment. First time for both of them.

I had previous experience in polyamorous relationships which allowed for the trio of us to evolve into something more. We ended up living together for a little over a year.

The girls had a rough patch where they basically broke up. Long story but complications with a death of a friend and arguments about how to deal with unhappy family.

I stayed with the girl I had originally started dating who is now my wife.

The other girl was nearly a purely sexual relationship for me.

[–]Water-Bottler 12 points13 points ago

You should write a book

[–]StrikingCrayon 0 points1 point ago

That would be a short book.

Step one : be attractive

Step two : have social graces

Step three : help people be themselves

Etc.

( I generally ignore explaining details because the hive mind is sure that no ones life is at all interesting. Mine is pretty mundane compared to the norm but apparently compared to the hive mind I'm a drug addled rockstar)

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

Sure you aren't lies about expertise?

[–]StrikingCrayon 0 points1 point ago

You eat a word?

[–]Fisting_is_caring 0 points1 point ago

You just need to find the right fist...

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

It depends but it kind of felt like she was just digging her nails in a little >.> wasn't terrible pain, just not very pleasurable. Some people like it though.

[–]juru1876 6 points7 points ago

According to an old X-Men comic book info book someone gave me a while back, someone named Lucifer dropped a giant stone block on the professor in order to kill him. It instead paralyzed him.

But if wolverine is the worst part of this mental image.. I think theres a bit more wrong with you o_O

[–]sensory 0 points1 point ago

Correct!

[–]juru1876 0 points1 point ago

Woo! I just forgot the part about him being an alien and the professor thwarting his invasion.. I was a huge X-Men geek when I was in school. x_x

[–]lolburger69 17 points18 points ago

I'm sure getting fisted by Edward Scissorhands would be a lot worse.

[–]Alaskan_Thunder 12 points13 points ago

That's not fisting, that's scissoring. Oh wait, no its not.

[–]PositivelyShocking 8 points9 points ago

Technically, Professor X would have been able to control Wolverine's mind so he really just fisted himself

[–]n1cejob 36 points37 points ago

I am not saying I hate her http://i.imgur.com/yXMR4.jpg

[–]toxicFork 8 points9 points ago

his fingers are still covered with skin?

[–]CTS777 2 points3 points ago

Should be replaced with Lady Deathstrike then

[–]IssacStanley 2 points3 points ago

So I take it Omega Red's for the hentai crowd?

[–]Bpbegha 10 points11 points ago

-Fisted by Wolverine -Wheelchair What?

[–]Smells_Like_Victory 12 points13 points ago

Yeah because huge fuckin' blades tearing up your insides wouldn't do any damage.

[–]GrammarFailure 16 points17 points ago

I think he's implying that it would do so much damage you would die.

[–]gbr4rmunchkin 5 points6 points ago

wolverine can be gentle you know

[–]Yodamanjaro 2 points3 points ago

Like a cat.

[–]ibetrollingyou 0 points1 point ago

On steroids.

[–]Yodamanjaro -1 points0 points ago

Sort of relevant.

[–]Smells_Like_Victory 3 points4 points ago

Oh...carry on then...

[–]JeffSee 3 points4 points ago

Here's a thought provoking question for all of you: Would you rather get fingered by wolverine or fisted by the hulk?

[–]Fredigundo 7 points8 points ago

Fingered by Wolverine, because he can retract his claws at will. Also, I don't have a vagina, so he wouldn't actually "finger" anything, I guess

[–]Precious0rphan 20 points21 points ago

Well... There are always prostate exams needed to be done.

[–]SOhp101 10 points11 points ago

Men can get fingered too. They can also get fisted.

The more you know...

[–]Fredigundo 2 points3 points ago

Between a human finger and Hulk's fist... I'll stick to Wolverine.

[–]skameeto 3 points4 points ago

Well, he does have claws, so... he could make you a vagina.

[–]ellimist 3 points4 points ago

\n|n/

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

These facebook posts are /really/ annoying

[–]Rysdad 2 points3 points ago

Or by The Hulk. Ask Thor.

[–]Thor4269 2 points3 points ago

I don't want to talk about it.

[–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

It's okay, bro

[–]SConnelly53 1 point2 points ago

That was a punch...

[–]mini_lily 1 point2 points ago

This is gold.

[–]magnus007 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for not copy/pasta of a tiny Facebook image.

[–]enforcemENT 1 point2 points ago

Using / / to put emphasis on a word .. that's .. that's /genius/

[–]WolverineofReddit 0 points1 point ago

It's not my fault... They just, come out sometimes..

[–]PossibleFeats 0 points1 point ago

Triple distilled weapon? I'm getting mixed signals here.

[–]Kevin15Millar 0 points1 point ago

He got in a car accident with his step brother (who later became the juggernaut)

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

Generally, something fell on him, crippling him. It was cured for a while, then Magneto undid it out of spite, then it was cured again.

[–]DangerManger 0 points1 point ago

Hey Colin! Way to go on all the upvotes!

[–]funerary -2 points-1 points ago

Wow this is fucking ignorant

[–]bokunochinchin -2 points-1 points ago

by whom to be fisted*... c'mon facebook.

[–]Tobymaguirefan -1 points0 points ago

Magneto deflected a bullet shot by that smokin hot agent bitch and it hit Professor x in the back

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[–]sensory 1 point2 points ago

False! It was Lucifer who crippled Professor X.

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[–]sensory 0 points1 point ago

It's one thing to be wrong on all accounts, it's another to not be able to accept how wrong you are. And seriously, the Wikipedia argument? That's the best you could come up with?

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