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[–]mortarnpistol 1165 points1166 points ago

He fucking decked Fred Flintstone.

[–]Yossome 240 points241 points ago

And that look of twisted satisfaction after slaying Mr. Incredible... Fucking psychopath.

[–]DigitalChocobo 95 points96 points ago

Did you see what that monster did to his dino ancestor?

[–]FatWhiteAmerican 117 points118 points ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[–]BrickOvenFrieza 84 points85 points ago

watch the world bird*

[–]PessimusComposite 1 point2 points ago

That was a terrible pun. Have an upvote.

[–]MediocreJerk 1 point2 points ago

We just witnessed the pecking order play out

[–]wittywhit 3 points4 points ago

Clearly they broke a cardinal rule... and had to pay.

[–]CraineTwo 2 points3 points ago

That was aviary bad thing to do.

[–]spazmodic- 1 point2 points ago

On a less-humorous side note: I think that sauropod dinosaur is not the ancestor of birds (theropod) but both share a common ancestor

[–]langoustine 1 point2 points ago

Technically dino cousin, birds evolved from theropod dinosaurs and not sauropod dinosaurs. /pedant

[–]the_poodleo 1 point2 points ago

He ripped that things throat out.

JUGULAR

[–]malospam 1 point2 points ago

I had a Quaker bird who was just like this. He was the biggest dick! But it would be nice to you if you had food in your hands lol, so it wasn't dumb.

[–]calard 1 point2 points ago

Yeah Quakers are dicks. They think they're so peaceful...

[–]Zippy5454 77 points78 points ago

Curb stomped that mother fucker

[–]B_RAD_8 22 points23 points ago

Brutal.

[–]TheInterestingObject 23 points24 points ago

Bird stomped that mother fucker

FTFY

[–]FullMoon1108 1 point2 points ago

REVIVE MEEEE

[–]77captainunderpants 304 points305 points ago

'yabba dabba..' smush!

[–]William_Cosby 318 points319 points ago

POW! Right in the fruity pebbles!

[–]tcjones54 169 points170 points ago

POW! Right in his Flintstones!

[–]MyIdwasTaken 116 points117 points ago

Bedrocked!!

[–]daverock1012 53 points54 points ago

Barney Rubbled

[–]jrocxx 17 points18 points ago

Bam Bam'd.

[–]CraineTwo 1 point2 points ago

Right in his Gazoo!

[–]Xdeathr3v3rX 13 points14 points ago

Running from the police? Yabba Dabba Don't!

[–]Lord_of_Womba 1 point2 points ago

Trouble!

[–]Ihateyourdick 1 point2 points ago

Bamm-bamm'd

[–]hinduguru 75 points76 points ago

WILMAAAAA

[–]Porkchawp 83 points84 points ago

LANAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]MustStopMasturbating 98 points99 points ago

DAAANGERZONE

[–]Ittero 25 points26 points ago

AAADDDDRRRRIIIAAANNN

[–]alfredojones 21 points22 points ago

FEEEENTOOOOOOOOOOON

[–]frenchhornhero 5 points6 points ago

LEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYY!

[–]Tren509 2 points3 points ago

WHEEETTOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

[–]macarattack 1 point2 points ago

MMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]bboykimchi 1 point2 points ago

cough ...polo cough

[–]philosophersx 2 points3 points ago

LIQUIIIIIID!

[–]Lochcelious 19 points20 points ago

SNAAAAAKE!

[–]danya101 3 points4 points ago

DINKELBERRRRGGGGGGG

[–]GiPes 3 points4 points ago

[–]FullMoon1108 1 point2 points ago

i wish it wasn't over 9000!!!!!

[–]csolisr 5 points6 points ago

SMITHEEEEEEEERS!

[–]GiPes 18 points19 points ago

[–]BobTehCat 10 points11 points ago

LOUD NOISES!!!

[–]i_like_your_comment 6 points7 points ago

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

[–]mybillionthaccount 6 points7 points ago

[–]triplea20x 1 point2 points ago

HEEEELLOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAANNN YOOUUUUU TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE HOOWWWWW TO GETTTTTTT TOOOO THE EAC??

[–]Cocomunky 1 point2 points ago

SNAAAAAKKKEEEEE

[–]manuman109 11 points12 points ago

Yabba Dabba D'OH!

[–]BigDicta 19 points20 points ago

/r/parrots would get a kick out of this.

[–]IslandGreetings 15 points16 points ago

I feel like it time we make an addendum to rule 34, in addition to there being porn for anything there is also a subreddit.

hmmm checks /r/rule34, oh dear god....

[–]shanoxilt 1 point2 points ago

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

I thought of that this week. I got a compliment on my shirt the other day, and admitted "The funny thing is that I almost I didn't buy it because it would be my second cat in space shirt." There's a /r/spacecats.

[–]Metalhead62 11 points12 points ago

Fighting that bird is a Yabba Dabba Don't.

[–]Nasty_kid 1 point2 points ago

This is the greatest thing I have seen in a long time

[–]JuannyCarson 1 point2 points ago

BY GAWWDDD THAT WAS A THUNDEROUS BIG BOOT TO FRED FLINSTONE NEARLY TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT!!!

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[–]jcroucher56 4 points5 points ago

Happy Gilmore?

[–]TheSkyline 395 points396 points ago

[–]NoNeedForAName 34 points35 points ago

Just give him an axe. He'll know what to do.

[–]Soft_Needles 7 points8 points ago

[–]SilentLettersSuck 3 points4 points ago

Mofo went for the ribs on Mr. Incredible.

[–]GnarledViking 43 points44 points ago

Mighty Max! No!

[–]elementalmw 9 points10 points ago

Norman kinda failed to watch out for him

[–]Abezilla116 1 point2 points ago

Guess he wasn't so mighty. :/

[–]Lord_Vectron 75 points76 points ago

[–]thefran 28 points29 points ago

That's the most metal bird I've ever seen

[–]ThisIsRummy 4 points5 points ago

Brutal

[–]YaoPau 5 points6 points ago

I like this one better. Bird lost one fight haha.

[–]iced327 57 points58 points ago

Thank you. I hate it when people make .gifs of whole youtube videos. A .gif is for a quick animation. If you want to share 1 minute of video on the internet: youtube.

[–]Kamakazi1 43 points44 points ago

People tend to skip videos, as they think they take more time to load and stuff. Also they might not want sound. I usually don't watch videos unless it's really interesting, but gifs are fine.

[–]jw255 19 points20 points ago

IMO the gif is funnier than the video.

[–]avelertimetr 6 points7 points ago

Why do you find the gif funnier? (honest question)

[–]Fluffy-Kitten 34 points35 points ago

Better editing... gets the joke across more effectively.

The slow motion replays killed the comedy, imo... better to just have a sharp cut to the bird kicking Fred Flintstone in the face.

[–]XZlayeD 1 point2 points ago

also the time commitment you put into a gif is way lower than what you do when you load a video.

[–]csorfab 8 points9 points ago

congrats, reddit has conditioned you to enjoy bad quality low-fps, soundless, dumbed down gifs more than well-produced high quality videos with fitting music.

[–]lunacraz 41 points42 points ago

OR

the original video was not well edited, the music wasn't really pertinent to the video, and the gif was a more concise and funnier representation

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[–]surells 15 points16 points ago

Congrats, reddit has taught us both that being a rude dick is witty.

[–]fugazijaw 1 point2 points ago

Hivemind man. That dude was being a total dick.

[–]trumancatpote 4 points5 points ago

Dat music. It was like Korn shitting out a retarded tribute band.

[–]matttjonez 1 point2 points ago

Canary Capoeira? Parakeet Praying Mantis? Budgey Boxing? What is this new form?

[–]angry-bird 1 point2 points ago

avian ass-whipping

[–]trampus1 191 points192 points ago

That bird is fucking shit up.

[–]pyrate_arr 199 points200 points ago

"I came her to eat bird seed and fuck shit up, and I just finished my bird seed"

[–]glaedr 94 points95 points ago

I came her

giggity

[–]jettrscga 17 points18 points ago

Quality erotica writing.

[–]whyteeford 6 points7 points ago

Fifty Shades of Parrot.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 968 points969 points ago

[–]skakruk 178 points179 points ago

Looks like a small Moltres.

[–]AnalogDan 27 points28 points ago

Looks like Mr. "Shitty"_Watercolour is getting a bit too much practice.

This could be the album cover for an indie band, like Grandaddy or something.

[–]EetzRusheen 139 points140 points ago

If this is shitty, my 20 years of watercolor painting courses have been a waste.

And don't tell it's been a waste.

[–]clayvn 208 points209 points ago

It's been a waste.

[–]EetzRusheen 109 points110 points ago

DAMN YOU!!!!

[–]homegrownlawn 40 points41 points ago

You had one job!

[–]An_Empty_Bottle 7 points8 points ago

FUUUCK

[–]Jocko6418 1 point2 points ago

DAMNIT JOSH

[–]Speculater 25 points26 points ago

He's had a lot of practice.

[–]austin1414 22 points23 points ago

But all his practice has been towards shittiness.

[–]SteelCity905 22 points23 points ago

Its a niche market.

[–]AgentHoneywell 24 points25 points ago

Well done, sir! One can easily see how the apatosaurus regrets his decision of attacking the bird.

[–]jcroucher56 24 points25 points ago

"What was I thinking? I immediately regret this decision!"

[–]ABXY 3 points4 points ago

One art please!

I'd buy this...

[–]wu2ad 30 points31 points ago

Your watercolours are getting less shitty. This one was pretty good.

[–]jcroucher56 26 points27 points ago

He's going to have to make a new account soon. Decent_Watercolour.

[–]Amyndris 52 points53 points ago

I'm going to cybersquat Awesome_Watercolour so I can sell it to him in 12 years when he becomes the Van Gogh of watercolours.

[–]sleepahol 13 points14 points ago

As a rule, Van Gogh was the Van Gogh of watercolor.

[–]TheSkyline 23 points24 points ago

This exact two comments do not need to follow Shitty_watercolour every time he posts.

[–]Meiresthai 1 point2 points ago

Its like free karma because people are going to keep agreeing with them.

[–]whale_pubes 4 points5 points ago

I knew you'd come to the rescue.

[–]Naisallat 32 points33 points ago

"Am I going to learn karate?"

"The Dane Cook of martial arts? No."

[–]matchesmalone10 5 points6 points ago

Watching archer now. Thank you

[–]jgosche 1 point2 points ago

Make somewhat relevant Archer reference. RECEIVE UPVOTES.

[–]GeoM56 37 points38 points ago

You'd make bank if you entered this badass into cock fights.

[–]Crash_Test_Dummy66 29 points30 points ago

I feel that I have misunderstood the term cockfight.

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[–]MauPow 14 points15 points ago

... I don't know if this is more appropriate as a girl or a boy

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[–]iLikeYaAndiWantYa 14 points15 points ago

Aren't you supposed to have a cock of your own to enter a cockfight?

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[–]TheAntZ 7 points8 points ago

Well... yeah i mean it doesnt seem very fair otherwise, does it?

[–]fumyl 4 points5 points ago

You jerked your brother off when you were kids? Like... to completion?

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[–]fumyl 2 points3 points ago

I think that makes a bit of a difference. Also age. Like, if this was two 5 year olds, that's one thing. But 12? 13?

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[–]fumyl 3 points4 points ago

Sure they can... as early as 8 I believe.

"New reactions". Do you mean from others? Or from each other?

[–]Mock_Me 5 points6 points ago

[–]someguy73 67 points68 points ago

How is this not labaled as NSFW?! The violence and gore are sickening. You're a very disturbed person, OP.

[–]IggieGonnaGet 51 points52 points ago

I just woke up, this gif is the perfect way to start my day :D

[–]Kickinnaface 6 points7 points ago

I'm just going to bed, this gif is an awful way to fall asleep. I can't sleep and giggle at the same time, damnit!

[–]sleepy55 62 points63 points ago

[–]jesp3r 47 points48 points ago

[–]OutcastOrange 6 points7 points ago

This fits perfectly!

[–]jesp3r 2 points3 points ago

It seems like every song is banned from Youtube in Germany. I'm in Sweden, and it's not as bad here. I feel sorry for you.

[–]divinesleeper 4 points5 points ago

I kept being distracted by the pictures of Keira Knightley.

[–]hungryhippo13 6 points7 points ago

[–]Mr_Tietz 6 points7 points ago

Just did the same thing. So much better with this music!

[–]_awk_girl_ward_ 8 points9 points ago

For the lazy, http://youtubedoubler.com/4v6B. Do what jesp3r said and mute the video of the bird. It's definitely awesome.

[–]Vimsefreet 2 points3 points ago

[–]CookieMonster24 4 points5 points ago

epic.

[–]copyandpasta 19 points20 points ago

/r/birdswitharms

AND MY AXE!

[–]samanco 5 points6 points ago

I love the face after he kills Mr. Incredible.

[–]spursthatjingle 1 point2 points ago

Me too, he looks so fucking chuffed.

[–]jheeoonnk 4 points5 points ago

Kill Bird Vol. 3

[–]ChickonKiller 84 points85 points ago

I, for one, welcome our new avian warlords.

[–]Acidyo 3 points4 points ago

Last part is where I lost it.

[–]ImmrtalMax 2 points3 points ago

This bird is a certifiable killer.

[–]DomasPiragas 2 points3 points ago

Fred Flintstone got his ass kicked.

[–]anal_princess69 2 points3 points ago

How do people come up with this stuff? haha

[–]Harold_Grundelson 2 points3 points ago

Fred Flintstone?!? YOU MONSTER!

[–]WiskusGunthier 2 points3 points ago

I loved his face stomp.

[–]Cross88 2 points3 points ago

The brontosaurus looked like it was giving him trouble. Fred Flintstone, on the other hand, got DESTROYED.

[–]EndersInfinite 2 points3 points ago

That's an Angry Bird(s) if I've ever seen one

[–]Fanntastic 2 points3 points ago

It's all fun and games until someone shits on the table.

[–]Gregoff 2 points3 points ago

Go little birdy, bite his fucking head off!

[–]chicagoman04 2 points3 points ago

And people say the bird is not the word

[–]super_INEK 21 points22 points ago

EAT SHIT FLINTSTONE!!!

[–]GRABOS 27 points28 points ago

You just stole a 3 month old youtube comment and the worst part is you don't even know why.

[–]ChinesePhil 3 points4 points ago

First a bunny now a bird... this is how the world is gonna end

[–]originalVBunny 1 point2 points ago

I watched this video for a few minutes straight. And it was awesome.

[–]Naggers123 1 point2 points ago

Parakeet Kune Do

[–]wtfisdisreal 4 points5 points ago

Yes, I'm gonna be that guy.

Its a Lovebird.

[–]jpsquill 1 point2 points ago

He took down those foes effortlessly. Good job, bird!

[–]flexin 1 point2 points ago

The last thing i expected to see..

[–]jvslacker 1 point2 points ago

This is what makes Reddit tolerable.

[–]psytog 1 point2 points ago

Had a lovebird when I was a kid. I also had a Playmobil castle, with all the fixin's. Naturally I would set my lovebird on them with the wrath of God.

[–]nullc 1 point2 points ago

"They call me love? The only thing I love is death."

[–]negative_noise 1 point2 points ago

I lost it at the front snap kick to Fred Flintstones face.

[–]Kickinnaface 1 point2 points ago

"Call me pretty boy one. more. time."

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 1 point2 points ago

Why do I love this so much?

[–]VonBrewskie 1 point2 points ago

He pulled a "FINISH HIM" on Fred.

[–]n1cejob 1 point2 points ago

Expert martial artist (Fixed) http://i.imgur.com/M8rTl.gif

[–]HolyPoop11 1 point2 points ago

Falcon Punch!!!

[–]Colik 1 point2 points ago

If only reddit had an intro screen.

[–]gH0o5T 1 point2 points ago

Think of all the reposts that will come from this.

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

Gentlemen...we've found our Yellow Ranger.

[–]price-iz-right 1 point2 points ago

SIT THE FUCK DOWN FRED

[–]skibblez_n_zits 1 point2 points ago

[–]Othy 1 point2 points ago

[–]ratlater 1 point2 points ago

IT'S USING TOOLS KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]cool-randall 1 point2 points ago

Violence? And on the internet? Such savagery

[–]DavidJolkovski 1 point2 points ago

That is one of the oldest gifs on the internet

[–]ddenn19 1 point2 points ago

wow, talk about a waste of fucking time

[–]Hilstar 1 point2 points ago

I thought for sure this would be a .gif of Chael Sonnen's super spinning backfist from last night's UFC event

[–]EpicnessOfMonkeyNips 1 point2 points ago

Should of killed Mrs. Incredible. But That would have been a bit of a stretch.

[–]mikerhoa 1 point2 points ago

love it, whoever downvoted this has a tiny black and shriveled little heart that is utterly devoid of joy and incapable of love...

[–]brianmcho 1 point2 points ago

Send in Peter Griffin!

[–]ChiefRex 1 point2 points ago

That last one got me.

[–]clockwars 1 point2 points ago

Yabba Dabba Die!!

[–]Roderick111 1 point2 points ago

In the Wars of the Internets, let this be the final battle.

[–]MythicalEthical 1 point2 points ago

This is the greatest thing i have seen on the internet.

[–]SuperTazerBro 1 point2 points ago

Does throwing money at my screen get me one?

[–]Chammy_isjusthere 1 point2 points ago

I now know what my birds next trick will be..

[–]facenibbler666 1 point2 points ago

[–]dirtykungfu 1 point2 points ago

fuck with the bird and you get the beak

[–]Shanhaevel 1 point2 points ago

DAT AXE.

[–]TheThrasherAsh 3 points4 points ago

I watched this for way too long with a huge grin on my face.