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[–]yourmansconnect 464 points465 points ago

Enough of this funny shit. Show us that ass

[–]Kalebra47 100 points101 points ago

was gonna say she talked it up a lot but never ponied up

[–]wesman212 55 points56 points ago

Face down, pony up.

[–]trikillr42 16 points17 points ago

FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO F--

edit: I don't think many people are getting the Workaholics reference as intended...

[–]lickspopsicles 52 points53 points ago

find out a good long term strategy for a healthy relationship.

[–]HeliumBased 14 points15 points ago

Isn't it a 2 Live Crew reference?

[–]Rabble_Arouser 3 points4 points ago

You are correct.

[–]MrWolf5000 1 point2 points ago

Fup?

[–]Raymond890 1 point2 points ago

I fuckin got it! Im awesome!!

[–]Rabble_Arouser 0 points1 point ago

The source of said Workaholics quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0 (the song, not the video. I don't believe there is an official video for that particular song).

[–]duderock 0 points1 point ago

I did :(

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[–]ziplokk 11 points12 points ago

Don't. Even.

[–]Brony_Apparently -2 points-1 points ago

But it fits so well to the sentence and the theme!

Don't ruin my dream of having the one good clop joke!

[–]ziplokk 0 points1 point ago

Ok, I guess I'll let you pass this this time. But be warned of the horrors that lie ahead.

[–]fack9gag -3 points-2 points ago

Bronies are fucking cancer. First you stormed 4chan and ruined it. Then, as expected, reddit thought it was cool and took them, and that made reddit even more cancerous. Fuck off you cancerous piece of shit.

[–]cl3ft 0 points1 point ago

umadbro

[–]duderock -2 points-1 points ago

camp

[–]kobello 6 points7 points ago

yep fuck laughing want to see ass now

[–]jmad202 5 points6 points ago

[–]1337m00nm4n -1 points0 points ago

She'd better get over to r/gonewild ASAP.

[–]furywarrior 129 points130 points ago

my name is Tyler and this creeped me the fuck out at first.

[–]OneRomaines 106 points107 points ago

Hey, I'm Tyler too!... SHE WAS TALKING TO ME

[–]DiscoMinotaur 37 points38 points ago

Nah bro, she trying to get with this Tyler

[–]cowboykillers 70 points71 points ago

my name isn't tyler, but we all know she meant me.

[–]MyNameIsntTyler 256 points257 points ago

oh hey

[–]almighty_bucket 33 points34 points ago

he has his 2 year badge, good enough for me

[–]omanboard 17 points18 points ago

You need more upvotes.

[–]Fuck_You_Dude 12 points13 points ago

Why not add another Tyler :D

[–]kevintheimpaler 11 points12 points ago

fuck you dude

[–]lukearts 1 point2 points ago

Can I pretend to be called Tyler? Yes? She was defiantly talking to me

[–]Oheina 4 points5 points ago

Defiantly? Yes. That was totally defiant of her.

[–]IS_THIS_ONE_TAKEN 2 points3 points ago

Did her parents warn her about you or something?

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

OMGS TA MIRY OF LEFE IS SOLVD ALL I HIAL TA ALL MYGRY RONPAIL

[–]Brony_Apparently 1 point2 points ago

Well time to hang that one up.

[–]hates_novelty_accts 1 point2 points ago

I appreciate your dedication. But I still hate you.

[–]Peabush 1 point2 points ago

Now kiss...

[–]cowboykillers 1 point2 points ago

[–]FOR_SClENCE 5 points6 points ago

Maybe we can form a trifecta of badassery or something.

[–]DigitalChocobo 8 points9 points ago

It's called a threesome.

[–]Persius 12 points13 points ago

I'm tagging all the Tylers so I can freak you guys out later on after you've forgotten about this. Prepare yourself.

[–]Sarahbearah13 1 point2 points ago

Now you need to delete the comment so that when you freak them out later, they can't go through your history to figure out where you learned it.

[–]Persius 0 points1 point ago

Patience...

[–]ninja_stalker 2 points3 points ago

Same here. I got super creeped put when they knew what my hair looked like too...

[–]UnblestMuffin 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel, bro

[–]ImaginaryEvents 41 points42 points ago

What episode of The Drew Carey Show is that last picture from?

[–]kabukistar 16 points17 points ago

Only 11% not a stalker? That's pretty low.

[–]AFrpaso 49 points50 points ago

She has a huge ass-crush on you.

[–]ineffablepwnage 21 points22 points ago

[–]kurtdyoung 2 points3 points ago

Nice, punctuation douche bag.

[–]Zer_Mortice 2 points3 points ago

When I see someone mention XKCD I always think it's some weird ass smiley at first

[–]DigitalChocobo 6 points7 points ago

Is "relevant" really the appropriate term when the joke is based off of that xkcd?

[–]Chrisuan 8 points9 points ago

Yes?

[–]FreakshowThom 66 points67 points ago

That is very funny and creative. You are a keeper!

Also, can you roll a healer? We really need a healer. Thanks, honey.

[–]AJMorgan 116 points117 points ago

[–]dlove67 54 points55 points ago

well, she is only 11% not a stalker.

[–]Upsilon667 6 points7 points ago

Which still makes her 90% stalker, I guess.

[–]Paradon 7 points8 points ago

Only 89%, actually.

[–]Upsilon667 10 points11 points ago

Sorry, I too am 6% bad at math...

[–]mabonner 6 points7 points ago

Which makes you 94% good at math?...

[–]Upsilon667 8 points9 points ago

err...well...ahh...

...shit.

[–]GoddessArtemis85 5 points6 points ago

I had to check the url to see if that was the gif or the jpg.

[–]Locusts 5 points6 points ago

That pie-chart math comes to 101% I apologize if that's been pointed out already.

edit: I just realized that I'm a little bad at picking up subtleties.

[–]Bionerd 3 points4 points ago

It's okay. One of the bullet points was "6% bad at math."

[–]LadyNerd 62 points63 points ago

Dat bitch cray

[–]SuddenlyTimewarp 10 points11 points ago

[–]jimblob32 12 points13 points ago

Ain't it Jay?

[–]jrk606 28 points29 points ago

11% fish fillet

[–]Aiyon 6 points7 points ago

I found another con.

Apostrophe's

PS. Nice ass.

[–]go_Pre 75 points76 points ago

Apparently I'm one of the very few guys to find this awesome as hell.

[–]bgsilver 52 points53 points ago

Apparently you aren't that unique at all, actually.

[–]SnipersASpai 14 points15 points ago

You're not special.

[–]arch_enemy810 13 points14 points ago

Not a snowflake, maybe a raindrop.

[–]commandakeen 9 points10 points ago

Dat wos butiful.

[–]itakepicturesyo 0 points1 point ago

Gooby pls

[–]go_Pre 22 points23 points ago

I'm not a snowflake? :(

[–]donpapillon 37 points38 points ago

More like a cornflake.

[–]Rab_Legend 2 points3 points ago

You are a pretty snowflake, we're all just standing too far away to appreciate how unique and pretty

[–]kileel 4 points5 points ago

Mainly because of the BO.

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

Awww

[–]gman94 0 points1 point ago

No, but you can most certainly be a peacock. We still won't let you fly.

[–]MrIAnderson 0 points1 point ago

how desperate are you

[–]sometimesireddit 17 points18 points ago

You can call yourself classy, or mention your ass seven times. You can't have both.

[–]gman94 4 points5 points ago

I dunno, according to my scale, It doesn't get trashy until 10 times. She could have mentioned her ass 3 more times.

[–]angry_bitch 1 point2 points ago

*2 more times. You also are 6% bad at math.

[–]gman94 1 point2 points ago

7 + 3 = 10...

[–]angry_bitch 3 points4 points ago

exactly, at 10 it is trashy, so only 2 more times would still be classy.

[–]gman94 1 point2 points ago

No, after ten it's trashy

[–]angry_bitch 3 points4 points ago

It doesn't get trashy until 10 times.

[–]gman94 2 points3 points ago

While you are technically correct, which is the best kind... fuck you

[–]gman94 4 points5 points ago

[–]gR3ypH0x 0 points1 point ago

What is that from?

[–]shainab 9 points10 points ago

crazy much?

[–]LoopyLine 2 points3 points ago

98% sure this is a repost

[–]Hero_Sandwich 2 points3 points ago

10/10, would bang.

[–]dekonstruktr 34 points35 points ago

i'd say this belongs in /r/desperate not /r/funny

[–]Juicy_Fart 11 points12 points ago

am i the only one who went over to /r/desperate hoping to find hordes of sexy women desperate for me?

[–]aaronhff7 3 points4 points ago

Ending in grave disappointment ? Yeeeeeaap

[–]tekknav 5 points6 points ago

i saw that and thought "oh, a new subreddit i can subscribe to."

i'm going to go cry into my pillow now. jerk.

[–]Jatman 6 points7 points ago

I upvoted you for graphs. Graphs are rad.

[–]RainbowVice 1 point2 points ago

MFW My name is Tyler and I thought, "I've never seen this before" when it said "Tyler" on the third title. (0.0)

[–]nsharp01 1 point2 points ago

All that for her? Gross.

[–]Bagofshet 1 point2 points ago

If Tyler doesn't jump on that, I'm interested

[–]Bobzilla42 1 point2 points ago

...i'm so lonely

[–]noccusJohnstein 5 points6 points ago

Jumping on the "This is adorable" bandwagon. Crazy people deserve to find love, too.

[–]ElysiumUS 5 points6 points ago

Chicks don't always go after my attention, but when they do, they use powerpoint.

[–]ChinaShopBully 4 points5 points ago

Dat ass would tip a canoe and Tyler, too!

[–]BrokenBelief 3 points4 points ago

Crazy alert.

[–]drill_hands_420 3 points4 points ago

Goddamnit why can't I meet this awesome chick.

[–]angry_bitch 1 point2 points ago

Because girls like this are rare, and usually overlooked because people block them out (think constant noise, like the ac that you don't hear anymore because it is always on). Also because you stay at home smoking too much dope.

[–]fuckinglogins 3 points4 points ago

Jesus christ, what the hell happened to "wanna go grab a coffee?"

You're like one of those people that proposes to someone using a helicopter.

[–]SteveRestless 3 points4 points ago

If he doesnt want the digits, I'd take em.

[–]kidwiththecrocs 2 points3 points ago

ODU ODU ODU

[–]SpikeSpiegel2488 1 point2 points ago

I came here to say, that lion looks awfully familiar.

[–]maru455 2 points3 points ago

She is funny... And that ass.....

[–]Faps_Into_Socks -1 points0 points ago

The ass was fat.

[–]DayHeyZeus 1 point2 points ago

Make it happen Tyler, she sounds like a winner.

[–]ndfootball98 1 point2 points ago

the OP did not deliver

[–]PinkWhiteandGreen 1 point2 points ago

If a girl makes me a pie chart describing why I should do something, 68% of the time, I do it

[–]NoVaGuy 0 points1 point ago

(nope)

[–]darthideous 0 points1 point ago

Nope! Guess again.

[–]campy 3 points4 points ago

So what was his reaction? Were you two already dating or was this just out of the blue?

[–]Scraypeeraypees 1 point2 points ago

My name is Tyler and I would get at dat ass

[–]munchy508 0 points1 point ago

Claims she's classy... But presents her ass as her most endearing quality.

[–]alfalfa1 0 points1 point ago

hurrr silly chicks, I mean both qualities are nice but it's best to not mention them in the same... er, powerpoint

[–]nympho_dora_tonks -1 points0 points ago

This is highly awesome. I hope you got it in.

[–]Joementzer 1 point2 points ago

She's a keeper.

[–]snapplesauce123 0 points1 point ago

I hate girls who say they are classy! For some reason, it pisses me off!

[–]mackinoncougars 11 points12 points ago

I'm classy. btw, I want to text you about my ass.

[–]littlemissdangerous 2 points3 points ago

Generally, one who is truly classy doesn't need to say it out loud. But I don't know why, in your opinion, it would only apply to girls.

[–]im_too_literal 2 points3 points ago

"Classy" is a word that you should never apply to yourself. You can apply it to others, either in earnest or with sarcasm, but not to yourself without making yourself turn into a Snookie clone.

[–]alfalfa1985 2 points3 points ago

Can we see the ass already!?

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 -1 points0 points ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, OAG: The Formative Years.

[–]Bobic2 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]Dunge 0 points1 point ago

Why don't I receive letters like that?

[–]angry_bitch 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't you be thankful you aren't a crazy magnet?

[–]Wile-E-Coyote 0 points1 point ago

Crazy may be absolutely balls to the wall nuts, but it will more than likely be the best sex you ever had. It's a mixed bag really...

[–]angry_bitch 0 points1 point ago

nope, this is virgin crazy. That means teeth in the blowjob.

[–]PoliteCorp 0 points1 point ago

I would get at that in a fucking second.

[–]Asterisk007 0 points1 point ago

Last picture makes her look like a dude.

[–]pretty_fly_fly 0 points1 point ago

This was pretty amusing because my name is Tyler, I have a lean physique, and I have curly brown hair. However, I'm a girl, and I don't think that's what your goal was.

[–]Wile-E-Coyote 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure?

[–]pretty_fly_fly 0 points1 point ago

Last time that I checked, I was sure. Hang on.

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 0 points1 point ago

Ewwwwwwww

[–]TheCossack 0 points1 point ago

What was his response?

[–]BenoitWaffle 0 points1 point ago

tl;dr Chick makes some stupid powerpoint to get a guy to hook up with her. Apparently, she forgot she had tits.

[–]DRTYRYDR686 0 points1 point ago

So it took you an hour to make this after your ask reddit thread response...I gotta say I love your commitment

[–]kitties_r_cute 0 points1 point ago

THE LION!! You're at ODU!

[–]deadletter 0 points1 point ago

All of reddit swooned and died.

[–]JeanLucRetard 0 points1 point ago

Ass pics or GTFO.

[–]MisSigsFan 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, all you have to do to get a guy's attention is look at him. BAM! Half boner already.

[–]Reefwater 0 points1 point ago

ODU does make some real crazies.

[–]notthedirtysanchez 0 points1 point ago

Pics or gtfo

[–]Namyag 0 points1 point ago

"Pro's and Con's"

...sigh...

[–]PedroDelCaso 0 points1 point ago

That made me fucking cringe.

[–]ts151 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! Hope it worked.

[–]holladoub 0 points1 point ago

what did i just read in order to see a non existent ass

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[–]culus_ambitiosa 4 points5 points ago

And there in lies the joke.

[–]Roundhouselk 0 points1 point ago

Dream girl! I'm still waiting for my power point...

[–]timdub 0 points1 point ago

fucking brilliant. best of luck.

[–]Kron0_0 0 points1 point ago

... well it won me over.

[–]LBK2013 0 points1 point ago

CREEPY as fuck.

[–]willtodd 0 points1 point ago

Yep, I made the mistake of thinking of this from a guy's perspective, asking out a girl named Tyler (I know one).

[–]iluhbewbies 0 points1 point ago

I was scared for a second there, because my name is Tyler...

[–]FuckingBand 0 points1 point ago

The transitions on this presentation were very boring.

[–]shenley0 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see said ass ... For Scientific research

[–]MasterBaetenTron 0 points1 point ago

You are now tagged as "Awesome as fuck, give her your number."

[–]Fallenstrike52 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm pretty sure that pie chart is a bit off.

[–]Loyal2NES 33 points34 points ago

See: "6% Bad at math"

[–]GraveyardRAWR 9 points10 points ago

hence the title on that page was "100% can't even handle me right now"

[–]tyler2k 2 points3 points ago

Missing a % of "Club" slice

[–]oysterpirate 3 points4 points ago

Club Sauce?

[–]clown_pants 2 points3 points ago

Club Sandwich.

[–]authorless 4 points5 points ago

An open faced club: the sand wedge.

[–]doctorhuh 3 points4 points ago

Mmm, open-faced club sandwich.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

this this this! soooooo much this! I was thinking "where is 'the club' in this pie chart?"

[–]PoisonLily -1 points0 points ago

Bummer. Now I want your number :(

[–]commandakeen -2 points-1 points ago

You know your ass... and reddit...well...reddit would like to see it and ehhm...for science right?

[–]authorless -1 points0 points ago

I like your colorful outfit. I hope the Tyler Offensive is a success!

[–]GigaLandShark -1 points0 points ago

I cannot down vote this enough..

[–]melonsquared -4 points-3 points ago

MY name is Tyler 'o'

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Wow. I wish a girl with a great ass would make a powerpoint like this for me.

[–]DerpinNinjaa -1 points0 points ago

Awesome.

[–]copyandpasta[!] -2 points-1 points ago

What if I told you, all she had to do was leave her number.

[–]the_shape -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah but how can I mooch karma off of that?

[–]clarktyl212 -5 points-4 points ago

I'm Tyler, brown curly hair, skinny. D:

[–]Slyfox00 -2 points-1 points ago

How do you not be horribly introverted? Please teach me us!