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[–]justdoit06 136 points137 points ago

If you ask me who cares what gender he or she is... I refuse to believe this person is 19 years old

[–]_liminal 84 points85 points ago

asians.

[–]crepes 125 points126 points ago

[–]thegreatvortigaunt 42 points43 points ago

Someone had to post this. Someone always posts this.

[–]crepes 13 points14 points ago

Reddit's very cyclical, in a sense.

[–]jlking3 18 points19 points ago

Something similar happens to Hispanic women: they are incredibly hot until about age 45, then something happens and they turn into hideous wildebeests.

[–]crepes 29 points30 points ago

As a 23 year old Hispanic woman, that makes me incredibly sad.

[–]marshgrass24 8 points9 points ago

Will you marry me now and I'll love you forever? Even into your wildebeest phase? We can make it through it, love conquers all.

[–]phantompop 3 points4 points ago

Now kiss.

[–]marshgrass24 2 points3 points ago

Only if my future misses will allow me, I'm a gentleman. But in 22 years I'll toss that shit to the side and tame that wildebeest.... But respectively and with polite manners.

[–]AgentVanillaGorilla 2 points3 points ago

You've got 22 more years of being incredibly hot, don't feel too bad.

[–]MuchJokes 6 points7 points ago

And at age 50-60 they become an explosion.

[–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points ago

an explosion of menopause

[–]smartbomb314 15 points16 points ago

I give you: Shinee.
Only one of them is under 20 years old. And yes, they're all boys.

[–]Exadra 8 points9 points ago

I don't know what you're looking at, but from here they look clearly at least in their mid 20's...

[–]sculpted 38 points39 points ago

This boy's name is Song Chan Ho- he's a Korean Ulzzang and CEO of an online clothing store in South Korea at 10mans.co.kr. He is indeed 19, though he has had plastic surgery and he's wearing circle lenses in this photograph.

He's an Ulzzang... ulzzangs are just people who like to post 'doll like' photographs and lots of people on the internet like these photos and support them. It's just a fun internet culture.

Just wanted to point that out...

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

ulzzangs are just people who like to post 'doll like' photographs and lots of people on the internet like these photos and support them.

People are weird.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin creepy.

[–]phanboy 3 points4 points ago

And I thought all Koreans drink heavily and play Starcraft.

[–]Deddan 6 points7 points ago

I had to look up what circle lenses were. Was the surgery to make him look younger/more 'doll like'?

[–]SomeAwesomeDudeGuy 4 points5 points ago

Eye jobs (to make the eyes appear larger and rounder) and permanent makeup are the most common surgeries (I believe) in South Korea my bet is it'd be one of those and it was probably to make him appear more 'doll like.'

NY Times Article if you're interested.

[–]notcaptainkirk 3 points4 points ago

TIL South Korea is the true "Capitol" from the Hunger Games.

I mean, I didn't read the Hunger games.

I mean, what?

[–]Gooberpatrol66 2 points3 points ago

Well, what are circle lenses?

[–]Deddan 2 points3 points ago

They are contact lenses that are larger than normal, with colour just around the edge, so it looks like you have bigger than normal irises.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled -1 points0 points ago

that is amazing. i could have anime eyes! or not. both are good.

[–]alhuntsyou 0 points1 point ago

i'm really open to ANY country and it's own cultural thingy and stuff... but it makes me really sad, that it's normal to make plastic surgery to a gift for "super sweet 16".. superficiality at its finest, that makes me want to puke.

[–]Edorin 49 points50 points ago

getting no good ideas yourself? better post 4chan threads

[–]Dapwell 17 points18 points ago

Old-overused threads at that. OP needs to lurk moar.

[–]theflyinderp 15 points16 points ago

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[–]JBaayBaay 16 points17 points ago

don't click on these, they just give aseerlopay money.

[–]srry72 1 point2 points ago

It helps to report, you know

[–]RIpMayhem 7 points8 points ago

well, either way, it doesn't really matter if it's a boy or a girl to me :3

[–]Havoksixteen 1 point2 points ago

mm, I'd have to agree there :3

[–]ObviouslySarcasm 15 points16 points ago

Mmm.. I completely agre- wait what the fuck no I don't

[–]PirateMug 2 points3 points ago

You two... I like you two.

[–]playlikechampions 1 point2 points ago

begginning

[–]theleetfox 5 points6 points ago

Oh look its this shit again

[–]Koreansuhoissexy 5 points6 points ago

Why do people like faking Ulzzangs?

[–]fack9gag 4 points5 points ago

REPOST

[–]jdk 25 points26 points ago

Every time I see this people say repost, but nobody ever say if it's a boy or a girl. I want to know!

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 12 points13 points ago

My money is on boy. Looks like a boy, dresses like a boy, lacks breasticles. All signs say boy.

[–]jdk 8 points9 points ago

What rules out a tomboy?

[–]Smells_Like_Victory 12 points13 points ago

No breasticles, weren't you listening?

[–]Brif 16 points17 points ago

Since when do asian girls have breasticles?

[–]Iradain 6 points7 points ago

Since puberty.

[–]jlking3 0 points1 point ago

Depending on how much McDonald's they eat.

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 2 points3 points ago

That's why I was putting money down. It's a gamble.

[–]Reil 0 points1 point ago

[–]psychobilly1 4 points5 points ago

Woah, slow down. Someone posted something on Reddit from 4chan? There is no way this could ever be a repost.

[–]Badminton 4 points5 points ago

He's cute..

[–]marshgrass24 0 points1 point ago

Only if my future misses will allow me, I'm a gentleman. But in 22 years I'll toss that shit to the side and tame that wildebeest.... But respectively and with polite manners.

[–]meepy12345 0 points1 point ago

It all makes sense now.

[–]ISenseRustling 0 points1 point ago

I actually lol'd at this.

Yes, I actually laughed out loud.

[–]Manadog 0 points1 point ago

[–]Commanderblue50 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]ziggyzhang -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]MantorokBeatsAll -1 points0 points ago

He finally gets it. "It" being how to earn karma from reposts.

[–]AnTastySammich -5 points-4 points ago

Nice repost, faggot

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

One time i had a sub in english and one of the girls in the class got up to get a drink and the sub said "Young man, sit down!" the entire class could barley contain their laughter. We still all had sympathy for her. We weren't really laughing at her just the mistake.

[–]Wailordfan -1 points0 points ago

Ha ha ha... Repost

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[–]phantompop 5 points6 points ago

Nice try, AdultFriendFinder.