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ITT: Under 16 sex stories (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DrShio 277 points278 points ago

Had to "pretend" to be gay.

[–]Abezilla116/b/ 83 points84 points ago

Just like OP.

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 26 points27 points ago

I imagine the 3 ways didn't involve much of an 8/10 black girl

[–]Wellhelloat 6 points7 points ago

that girl is genius.

[–]Fluke_Artist 130 points131 points ago

'Chick jumps in between my us and her dad' It either takes extreme intellect or extreme stupidity to come up with these subtle grammatical blights that make the story.

[–]ChromaticRED 8 points9 points ago

Or, he went back and changed something and forgot to erase "my".

[–]finvek 189 points190 points ago

Enjoyable post, good job faggot

[–]Eternitras/b/ 101 points102 points ago

Dude arnold palmers are fucking delicious. Shit's cash.

[–]rumbar 38 points39 points ago

black arnold palmer

[–]trampus1 3 points4 points ago

They are, I like to make my own by the gallon.

[–]GDmofo 7 points8 points ago

Alcoholic ones are even better.

[–]honzoman 38 points39 points ago

Aren't those called John Dalys?

[–]MisSigsFan 12 points13 points ago

Nope. Search "Arnold Palmer Hard".

EDIT: I promise you won't see a ton of old man porn.

[–]merkey 7 points8 points ago

I always thought a John Daly was a fifth of vodka, a dozen beers and a splash of pink lemonade all thrown into a bucket.

[–]Makah_Behr 4 points5 points ago

That's a panty dropper'

[–]TheyCallMeStone 4 points5 points ago

Sure are. I recommend a mix of equal parts lemonade vodka, whiskey, and iced tea. We called it a "Daly Double"

[–]The-GentIeman 1 point2 points ago

Yeah and it's fucking delicious

[–]GDmofo -1 points0 points ago

Don't know, had them make me one at the bar last week. That is the perfect name for it though.

[–]Rainbow_Dosh/p/ -1 points0 points ago

I've had one. They're pretty good.

[–]bboytriple7 0 points1 point ago

John Daly

[–]nicholaaaas/fit/ -5 points-4 points ago

Where I'm from they're called half and halfs. Some dumb waitress bitch looked at me dumb as shit when I ordered one. The dumb whore thought I was ordering the half and half that you put in your coffee

[–]Eternitras/b/ 5 points6 points ago

Man this post is a trainwreck.

EDIT: Since you fixed it, I gave you an upvote.

[–]notyourstepdad 9 points10 points ago

meets 8/10 half black chick

tells us her parents are out of town

I thought this was gonna be Half life 2 for a sec

[–]de_dust2_420 11 points12 points ago

Implying they weren't gay.

[–]ftp67 10 points11 points ago

MFW When Arnold Palmer

Perfect

[–]chippie-o 1 point2 points ago

MFW when

my face when when

It's the subtle things.

[–]tatersalad911 31 points32 points ago

ahhhh, i wanna fuck a half black teenager...lucky.

[–]jakemyers7 76 points77 points ago

go to juvie than

[–]SamBryan357 58 points59 points ago

"Then"

[–]CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN 13 points14 points ago

Arnie Palmies anyone?

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 4 points5 points ago

I bet because I have this beard you think I'm really hairy.
[Motions to his body]
Shaved...

[–]CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN 7 points8 points ago

I don't shave my foreskin...I keep that shit natural...it make my penis look like a ...well a penis with bushy foreskin...

[–]myhf 0 points1 point ago

Foreskin can grow hair???

[–]CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN 0 points1 point ago

You're acting like this is unnatural.

[–]ProfessorDazzle 12 points13 points ago

I've definitely read something similar to this, if not the same. I think it might have actually been in an AskReddit post.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

the chick saved the fucking day

[–]blnkz 3 points4 points ago

oh fuck me how I love Arnold palmers

[–]THE_WALRUS_AWESOME 5 points6 points ago

A recent post that's actually funny?

What the fuck

[–]iseetrolledpeople 4 points5 points ago

Yeah but you kinda liked it when you kissed your friend, didn't you OP?

[–]Nukewar/tg/ 8 points9 points ago

Arnold Palmers was all a heard

[–]cakes1todough1 0 points1 point ago

Ive herd this story before... mm

[–]scumbag-reddit -3 points-2 points ago

Ha Ha! Niggers.

[–]pulpson26 -1 points0 points ago

Oh god I hope this is true

[–]morningriZe -2 points-1 points ago

Already read this on reddit somewhere

[–]Noturordinaryguy -2 points-1 points ago

As if OP has to pretend to be gay

[–]IckSie/b/ -2 points-1 points ago

and this is how OP became bisexual

[–]NewteN -2 points-1 points ago

OP is gay. Wait.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

faggoty, fake, and full of niggers

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[–]Chafez 6 points7 points ago

Dicks in every anus

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