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[–]Fredster1R 19 points20 points ago

I like how this was posted a few weeks ago, and you posted this with the same title and everything.

[–]foshdawg999 -1 points0 points ago

First I saw it but a few weeks ago I made a lame attempt at having a social life so I might have missed it

[–]Runninback405[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I apologize if that's true. I certainly never saw it.

[–]TicklingMark 3 points4 points ago

liar liar

[–]Palikk 2 points3 points ago

...pants on fire!

[–]Fredster1R 1 point2 points ago

Lies I would believe that if you were new here, but your account is over 300 days old.

[–]TicklingMark -1 points0 points ago

It's still the same image with the same title as the post from a few days ago... Therefore,i still belive he's a liar... And account age doesn't make any difference..

[–]foshdawg999 7 points8 points ago

Yea I was gonna be a good parent and put a picture of my kids as my background but that shit got awkward quick

[–]WestWays818 3 points4 points ago

This is my new screen saver. When I'm done schlicking I can say, "I hoped you enjoyed that, Patrick... I know I sure did"

[–]Tatsunen 1 point2 points ago

jtlyk, Having that sentence in mind while taking another look at the pic is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[–]auaisito 2 points3 points ago

That's the face my friend had when I finished and realized I hadn't logged out of skype.

[–]gawright87 2 points3 points ago

That reminds me of almost every time my g/f and I start making out while watching TV or a movie, and I pause it right when things start to get really hot and heavy and we bang, and then in that surreal moment of clarity after I shoot my load and we lay there for a little while, I look up at the TV and almost always it's paused at someone making the most hilarious facial expression on the TV, looking directly at us. Usually something like this

[–]akamushi2 0 points1 point ago

that feel of disgust will slowly fade over time, leaving a unrelenting remorseful masturbator.

[–]lucitine 0 points1 point ago

That made me laugh after a shitty day. It is now my new desktop picture! Thanks!

[–]Krypt0night 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if impressed...or disgusted

[–]BRAVCIN -1 points0 points ago

Poor Patrick...

[–]Tarahuggabee -2 points-1 points ago

You got judged gooood.

[–]fignewton9 -2 points-1 points ago

.... god dammit I just finished fapping