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[–]thepirat3king 283 points284 points ago

Happy belated birthday, Jamie Hyneman!

[–]0bsesshun 242 points243 points ago

I guess walruses(walrusi???) think they're people now

[–]Geter_Pabriel 137 points138 points ago

Between these two images, I now want a pet walrus.

[–]Kushy_Popcorn 87 points88 points ago

Do you promise to walk it every day and feed it? I know your mom is gonna end up taking care of it.

[–]smififty 108 points109 points ago

That looks weird without Adam Savage in the background

[–]YeahBuddy32 16 points17 points ago

I.. Wha.. The resemblance is uncanny

[–]maasedge 6 points7 points ago

I had never seen that video and now my day is brighter and happier as a result. Thank you.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 12 points13 points ago

This is a strange and wonderful world we live in for this to be able to happen.

[–]WeHaveMetBefore 3 points4 points ago

[–]Socialmessup 5 points6 points ago

Walrus is thinking "Kill me"

[–]Potater757 0 points1 point ago

I guess he found his bucket.

[–]sideberns 4 points5 points ago

Just don't feed it after midnight.

[–]AmateurPhotographer 1 point2 points ago

My body is a cage!!

[–]ByJiminy 9 points10 points ago

He's making a wish!

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 11 points12 points ago

He is wishing for a razor and some shaving creme.

[–]drofenaz 1 point2 points ago

Diabeetus anyone?

[–]guble 24 points25 points ago

I guess walruses need rock hard abs like the rest of us

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

Yes, the rest of us... ಠ_ಠ

[–]tastycake23 11 points12 points ago

we all love walrus, but no wants to be a walrus

[–]oobeaga 17 points18 points ago

I AM the walrus.

[–]Maj12 8 points9 points ago

Goo goo ga joo.

[–]wongo 3 points4 points ago

Shut up, Donny!

[–]raydeen 0 points1 point ago

I could have been the walrus, but that wouldn't change the fact that I would still have to bum rides off of people.

[–]Introcity 0 points1 point ago

I think the best thing to ever happen to him was being turned into a sweetroll.

[–]1000hipsterpoints 9 points10 points ago

WALRUPODES

[–]Tratix 6 points7 points ago

this is actually still being debated. The oxford dictionary says "Walri" while the webster insists on the plural of walrus being walrus

[–]TheTyger 11 points12 points ago

[–]longhornmoreau 5 points6 points ago

Why do I ALWAYS click subreddits that don't exist?

[–]rohei 0 points1 point ago

Too much reddit.

[–]racoonpeople 1 point2 points ago

[–]CaseyStevens 4 points5 points ago

That's just us Americans trying to intentionally spell things differently than the English. Carry on now. Nothing to see here. Go about your business.

[–]Favo32 2 points3 points ago

The merriam-webster also has walruses listed which I would figure most Americans would use. Plus if there's one thing the English do ridiculously it's spelling words, I mean who in their right mind would spell center as centre?

[–]DeusExMachina95 12 points13 points ago

Oh god. They're evolving

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 23 points24 points ago

What isn't?

[–]Enlightnd 94 points95 points ago

Republicans.

[–]ForestGnome4 16 points17 points ago

zing

[–]raydeen 6 points7 points ago

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows. They're still in the dark.

[–]otherwhere 4 points5 points ago

Not latin. Walruses, not walri.

[–]YourAverageWalrus 1 point2 points ago

How dare you say I'm not a person!

[–]IWasNeverInSumatra 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that I'm just staring at the Walrus' penis the whole time?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

PFfffffhahahahahaha! I'm totally saving this gif, funniest thing I've seen all day xD

[–]Jingocat 0 points1 point ago

OK wing-man...the one on the LEFT is mine.

[–]Bio-ScienceGuy 0 points1 point ago

That thing could totally just roll over and crush her.

[–]mr_mojo773 15 points16 points ago

"That's not mah bucket!"

[–]DreadPirateJay 9 points10 points ago

Came here for teh bukkit. Leaving only partially satisfied.

[–]ach_hee 54 points55 points ago

Just the right mixture of disgusting fish cake and adorable walrus.

[–]BALTIM0R0N 20 points21 points ago

Where are you getting your fish cakes?

[–]ZenaLundgren 5 points6 points ago

[–]ach_hee 1 point2 points ago

I can believe your 3 year old ate it. That sounds awesome!

[–]BALTIM0R0N 1 point2 points ago

WANT

[–]whorecrux 48 points49 points ago

Oh, you shouldn't have!

[–]bwswims 20 points21 points ago

Oh gosh, you're gonna make me blush!

[–]MrFace1 28 points29 points ago

As Robbaz would say: GLOOOOORIOUS

[–]CristodelaPared 25 points26 points ago

fucking yenius

[–]danielvutran 8 points9 points ago

fucking tits

[–]SHSzilla 1 point2 points ago

Odin spread your butt cheeks!

[–]TeamBlowinIt 5 points6 points ago

Walross, are you 'umping the marine life handler? Aw, don't cry walross.

[–]Kitten_Apocalypse 1 point2 points ago

WAL-RUS! What have I told you about yerkin off in public?

[–]Bring_Napkins 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck wants to be a walross?

[–]guy_from_sweden 36 points37 points ago

Is there some scientific explanation as to why this walrus is covering his face like that?

[–]NinjawPenguin 236 points237 points ago

He's embarrassed because everybody is making a big deal out of his birthday.

[–]pandaspear 13 points14 points ago

Pretty sure it has been taught to do that as a trick and they told it to do it so they could make the cake a surprise.

[–]Funnyguy17 16 points17 points ago

WALLLRUS You kinky bastard stop humping the moose!

[–]yeahyuuuh 8 points9 points ago

Robbaz FTW

[–]Introcity 0 points1 point ago

Walrus! Let's get the kink on!

[–]ShiningSeoul 90 points91 points ago

Obvious photoshop.

This is the real picture

[–]Naniwasopro 9 points10 points ago

Oh dat jamie.

[–]RubNTuggernuts 3 points4 points ago

That fish cake does look fake as shit though right?

[–]arkofjoy 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for sorting that out. It is time we had more of the real truth here on reddit. I upvote you.

[–]FromaLand 23 points24 points ago

I hope they put a candle in it afterwards and let him blow it out.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

happy cakeday!

[–]FromaLand 6 points7 points ago

Thanks!

[–]xenoph2 50 points51 points ago

[–]danE3030 22 points23 points ago

Whoever touched this photo up with that bit at the top of his forehead just made my day.

[–]d0105950 5 points6 points ago

It took me like three looks to see that it says WARLUS

[–]raacchh 1 point2 points ago

And somehow it makes it funnier!

[–]d0105950 1 point2 points ago

Just fucking say it out loud! HERR-WARRUL-RUSS

[–]RoyallyTenenbaumed 1 point2 points ago

oh man...that made me laugh so damn hard

[–]Pays4Porn 9 points10 points ago

I wanna see his face after he uncovers his eyes.

[–]StatikDF 9 points10 points ago

[–]parsnippity 4 points5 points ago

I hate that I clicked that. I hate even more that I watched it twice, then called my husband over to watch it too.

[–]olhomy 2 points3 points ago

deaddove.jpeg

[–]amreame 115 points116 points ago

[–]nerdtastic91686 40 points41 points ago

Only 23? With an image over 6 years old I'd expect more.

[–]servohahn 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, karmadecay doesn't find all the times a certain picture has been posted. And it doesn't find similar images very well so the versions of this picture with text are not counted. Further, it doesn't check the comment section.

[–]mh6446 1 point2 points ago

And further - it's a walrus getting a birthday cake - even Karma Decay wants this to be seen by everyone on the internet.

[–]KofOaks 1 point2 points ago

This walrus is dead of old age by now.

[–]TrampyKnight 116 points117 points ago

I must have missed it 23 times.

[–]Rradum 3 points4 points ago

Hey, my name's on there.

[–]kmccoy831 7 points8 points ago

If it makes it to the front page, then it hasn't been seen by ALL REDDITORS!!!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

sorry? i saw this on facebook and decided to share it with reddit. didn't know it's been posted before.

why does this upset so many people?

[–]likwitsnake 133 points134 points ago

saw this on facebook

This means it's been on reddit. Many times.

[–]sillyxwabbitx 49 points50 points ago

Hey, I haven't seen it before, and I hardcore aw'd , so thanks.

[–]conman_127 6 points7 points ago

Hey man, shhh shhh shh, just close your eyes. The internet hate machine cant hurt you anymore

[–]compromised_account 20 points21 points ago

TWENTY, THREE, TIMES.

It is an excellent photo though.

[–]TolerableGrammar 4 points5 points ago

GOD DAMN

[–]NoPostingPrivileges 12 points13 points ago

Well I hadn't seen it before, and it made me smile. So thank you.

[–]Maj12 3 points4 points ago

Redditors are whiny ppl who bitch a lot about nothing of importance. Ignore them. Karma means nothing.

[–]amreame 6 points7 points ago

Reddit enjoys original content, that's all. In the future, if you're worried about posting content that has already been posted, feel free to search KarmaDecay for it.

Edit: messed up link

[–]cobrakai11 4 points5 points ago

But what's the point? There are tons of new redditors every day who have probably never seen this picture. I've been on this website since 2007 and I've never seen this picture.

With an ever growing user base, things like reposts are going to happen. It's not that big of a deal.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

don't redditors also enjoy content that they've never seen before? which, in their eyes, is original?

i just don't understand this whole "omg repost downvote" mentality. if it's getting to the front page, repost or not, it means some people are enjoying it because they've never seen it before. that's really all that matters to me.

[–]chasdabigone 16 points17 points ago

it's really just another reason for ppl to rage on the internet

[–]bloodfyr 2 points3 points ago

I've never seen it before, so it's new to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I have read this exact comment in response to a thread just like this one at least 5 times before so it's not new to me.

[–]n1njapanda 3 points4 points ago

When you start seeing regularly reposted content over and over again yourself it will start to annoy you too.

[–]tryndare 3 points4 points ago

when everything will be a repost the full circle will be completed and we will evolve to a type 3 civilization.

[–]MarquisDan 3 points4 points ago

I haven't seen it, lots of people haven't seen it. Who cares? Let the upvotes and do the work.

[–]MrKrazybones 1 point2 points ago

gives abboteer sympathy cake
knocks sympathy cake onto the ground

[–]5thEye 2 points3 points ago

Really? Is this your first day on the Internet or something?

[–]hilaryyy 5 points6 points ago

Animals don't have emotions

Busted

[–]Waffles81 1 point2 points ago

Did you see that youtube AMA thing with Grant Imahara a while back?
He read like 10-15 of the highest upvoted questions from an AMA-thread and answered em on a youtube vid.

At one point he gets to a question (posed by a redditor ofcourse) that referred to Jamie Hyneman as "The Walrus"...

He (Grant) got a little serious and mentioned Jamie wouldnt appreciate being called that...

I like everyone on mythbusters, but i almost pissed myself laughing at that.

[–]Bearshoes5 2 points3 points ago

ROBBAZ. that is all.

[–]Rascojr 2 points3 points ago

NSFW... If you are a fish.

[–]HerbertMoon101 2 points3 points ago

Robbaz would not allow such, plus Walrus only eats children.

[–]Thradya 5 points6 points ago

Well, I'm stupid. My first thought was - he's no cannibal, get him a cake not made from his friends!

[–]reindeer73 2 points3 points ago

[–]starktor 1 point2 points ago

Oh, no! Fish again?

[–]bnelo12 1 point2 points ago

He probably has his birthday everyday as part of the show.

[–]Whyarentyoumadbro 1 point2 points ago

Its the repost walrus, and your douches still upvoted it to front page

[–]ImOnAWalkieTalkie 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS SO OLD THAT THAT WALRUS IS FUCKING DEAD NOW!

Jesus, people...

[–]wrathborne 1 point2 points ago

If he likes his cake, wait until he sees his Bukkit.

[–]jack_johnson1 1 point2 points ago

OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE

[–]Belethor_ 1 point2 points ago

Godamnit walrus dont be a pussy.

[–]H3RMITCRAB 1 point2 points ago

Robbaz here king of Sweden

[–]Lidocaine 1 point2 points ago

That fish cake, It sure comes in a nice bucket.

[–]knight4646 1 point2 points ago

Robbaz needs to see this. He is an expert on walrus.

[–]Godolin 1 point2 points ago

I love the look of amusement on the guy's face.

"I'm getting paid to give a walrus a basket of ornately arranged fish, and I'm getting paid to watch him enjoy the whole thing."

[–]SergeantSkizz 1 point2 points ago

This is the cutest fucking thing ever.

[–]pundittor 1 point2 points ago

REPOST

[–]talamakk 7 points8 points ago

That... is fucking heartwarming. Someone get me a tissue.

[–]r_RejectMyWriting 2 points3 points ago

I ... I picture you as a walrus. Trying to wipe away your tears.

[–]skybike 2 points3 points ago

Oh cool, I haven't seen this a million times before!

[–]herebezombies 2 points3 points ago

old as dirt

[–]PrvtParts 2 points3 points ago

Don't know if it's a repost and really don't care. You made me smile. Thanks for that.

edit: Well, now i know. Still don't care.

[–]0bsesshun 10 points11 points ago

When you can't tell, always bet on repost.

[–]Epicshark 1 point2 points ago

How the hell did this get to the front page AGAIN?

[–]SuicydKing 9 points10 points ago

Probably from getting upvotes from people who haven't seen it before.

[–]F4rsh0t 0 points1 point ago

I swear that looks like John Reilly, Bush Gardens Williamsburg's old president. Last I heard he went to San Fransisco to become the president of Sea World.

[–]TomOnABoat 0 points1 point ago

"You remembered!"

[–]NFunspoiler 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a giant rolley-polley

[–]CaptainCedar 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not saying "cake day."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know it was Jamie's birthday!

[–]sfurbish 0 points1 point ago

Duh, OK Tennessee.

[–]ImHellaHungry 0 points1 point ago

Walrus, are you going to eat that entire cake? You're so fat, walrus.

[–]MisterHandagote 0 points1 point ago

Can someone put this to rest for me? WHY is the Walrus doing this?

[–]sebnukem 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday repost walrus! See you next year!

[–]Yap71 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a crown for the all powerful walrus king. I for one welcome our new walrus overlords.

[–]cheese3000 0 points1 point ago

wow! i've never seen this picture before. Its incredible!

[–]Tomisgodly 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone photoshop this without the man?

[–]metaphorm 0 points1 point ago

this repost is approved.

[–]zodiacv2 0 points1 point ago

[–]Elo2121 0 points1 point ago

And people say we're the only intelligent life form on earth. This brought me a smile, love that walrus for today.

[–]revjeremyduncan 0 points1 point ago

Is that a female? Because I think I can see her walrus vajayjay.

[–]dangerous_beans 0 points1 point ago

I heard fish cakes and thought of these. Mmm. I think I have salted cod in the freezer, actually. I know what I'm making tomorrow!

[–]Bucky_Ohare 0 points1 point ago

Oh FFS there are more "mindvirus's" out there now than there are actual contributors!

[–]clamdog 0 points1 point ago

Jason Statham giving a walrus a fish cake.

[–]mage1129 0 points1 point ago

If this Walrus aged a year every time this made it to the front page I think it might be dead by now.

Reddit onset Progeria is a terrible disease for any Walrus to get. It is much more prevalent in cats I hear.

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't have.

[–]BobbbyRock 0 points1 point ago

Reaction pic please.

[–]PortableFreakshow 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: Walruses have the second largest penis in the animal kingdom.... I have the first.

[–]the_fancy_walrus 0 points1 point ago

Hey, that's my cousin!

[–]sval 0 points1 point ago

And then he throws/thrusts the fish cake into his face.

[–]surly_redditor 0 points1 point ago

You have got to be shitting me. Next time post some cats. No one has ever posted a cat here before today.

[–]Amazonis 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dang, not only is this a repost, it's a repost with the wrong backstory. This is the bucket walrus! );

[–]maereisz 0 points1 point ago

This displeases him.

[–]ignore_this_post 0 points1 point ago

That walrus must be dead of old age by now.

[–]freindlyfonz 0 points1 point ago

Golly Gee! I have never seen this on reddit before!!

[–]jacobsaarela 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? This image is reallyreallyreally old.

[–]Mimmox 0 points1 point ago

X-post to /r/aww for maximum karma.

[–]yourfaceisannoying 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for not using 'just'.

[–]n1cejob 0 points1 point ago

Happy belated birthday, Jamie Hyneman!

[–]mrtennessen 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me? Is this your first week on the internet?

[–]avboden 0 points1 point ago

Myth: Walruses really like fish. CONFIRMED

[–]Stankia 0 points1 point ago

I has a bucket.

[–]Snowyjoe 0 points1 point ago

Should of gotten him a Penguin Cake.

[–]PepperSunlight 0 points1 point ago

Take some more Ambien and cut off all your hair. Come on man, lets do this!!!

[–]fireorgan 0 points1 point ago

dude is waiting on a facial expression from a hopefully surprised walrus. FML.

[–]KidLouis 0 points1 point ago

"Oh was chocolate too much to ask for?"

[–]Lillythewalrus 0 points1 point ago

First it was a dominos commercial. Then skittles! Now they've reached reddit! Finally walruses are popular!

[–]hurricaneemily 0 points1 point ago

Definitely a repost, but I never ever grow tired of this photo. Here, have my upvote

[–]MooseAndKetchup 0 points1 point ago

this image is like a bazillion years old already in internet years. Downvote.

[–]CosmaiOwl 0 points1 point ago

I heart this picture so much, but I must down vote because this is the 3rd-4th time that I've seen it on Reddit. :(

[–]monkeytorture 0 points1 point ago

This was my Friendster profile picture

[–]AnnabelCotton 0 points1 point ago

Jeez, you made my day. This is hilarious.

[–]aheadwarp9 0 points1 point ago

I really wish this was a gif... or even a video.

[–]earbud 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, this made my day :D

[–]yorkshirebloomer 0 points1 point ago

Don't get me wrong, I do like cute pet pictures, but these, to me are a lot better. A shy Walrus, now that is something you do not see everyday...

[–]AeoliusRAWR 0 points1 point ago

The only thing he wants is his bucket back...

[–]CenaMontana1989 0 points1 point ago

You Don't Say?

[–]Olaxan 0 points1 point ago

It's really cute, but also very old. It's a neutral vote for this one.

[–]wsitu 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Matthew Weiner.

[–]rf32aa 0 points1 point ago

Next up, walrus moves chess piece to e4

[–]Inessia 0 points1 point ago

WOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFO00UUURREEH

[–]mutantlabor 0 points1 point ago

And he's receiving it from Matthew Weiner, creator of Mad Men.