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[–]quailroast 186 points187 points ago

is this the new mario kart item?

[–]effervescence 64 points65 points ago

I can just imagine launching fluffy white doom at my enemies.

[–]iamagainstit 12 points13 points ago

I feel like it would be a defensive item. guy behind you got three red shells, drop the sheep shield.

[–]Atredeus 0 points1 point ago

I was going to come here and be all clever and say something similar. Way to steal my thunder, sir.

[–]FlyingPasta 10 points11 points ago

Worms did it first.

God I miss that game.

[–]hknol 2 points3 points ago

You don't have to miss it! I found a worms game for ds that I play constantly. Now I'm wondering what other versions are still available..

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 4 points5 points ago

[–]Loggapogg 2 points3 points ago

I'm the batman

[–]vivvav 12 points13 points ago

[–]Boncukx3 1 point2 points ago

[–]HogwartsNeedsWifi 0 points1 point ago

If this wasn't kermit the frog I was gonna downvote you.

[–]Ericb25 14 points15 points ago

Mega man.

[–]goblinpiledriver 12 points13 points ago

Team 17 and Nintendo come together to bring you...

Worms Kart!

[–]Phoequinox 2 points3 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

Worms racing would be pretty awesome, actually. But if it has the classic Team 17 AI, fuck it.

[–]batman_doctor 3 points4 points ago

Gotta protect yourself from those red shells.

[–]YinYangAlex 1 point2 points ago

I both love you for saying this and hate you because it's what I was thinking.

[–]muchadoaboutstupid 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for reading my mind. Have an Internet.

[–]jasonws 1 point2 points ago

I think it was Contra actually..

[–]Richie_16 1 point2 points ago

Quick throw your blue turtle shell

[–]pinchhazard -1 points0 points ago

More like a super ancient Mario Kart item, given how old this is.

[–]Epix115 56 points57 points ago

60% defense increase, and 100% comfort increased

[–]whatwhywhy 44 points45 points ago

-50% movement

[–]setveen 31 points32 points ago

No random crits

[–]vivvav 2 points3 points ago

Defense buff ignored by Cow Mangler, maybe?

[–]smallyolly 1 point2 points ago

perfect for getting through the cow level?

[–]vierce 9 points10 points ago

Wrong game.

[–]southamerican_man 0 points1 point ago

Mini-crits for every player on the opposing team wearing wool.

[–]Duper 1 point2 points ago

Indiscriminate 10% chance to fall asleep in 30ft radius.

[–]JimAdlerJTV 31 points32 points ago

[–]sulta 0 points1 point ago

You're doing god's work, son.

[–]HDRainbow 21 points22 points ago

I want to see the 2nd part of this when it finishes transforming into the new power ranger.

[–]TerryArchi 7 points8 points ago

Go Go Power Farmer!

Tooo deedee duh duh dee.

[–]spoilz 22 points23 points ago

I read 'sleep ring' made perfect sense.

[–]DiegoXIV 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit, me too, i didn't even go back to check if it really said sleep.

[–]Buscat 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of leaf shield from mega man 2.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what the woolman stage would look like.

[–]AnEducatedYatch 2 points3 points ago

repost activated

[–]cadet999 6 points7 points ago

The Dovahkiin must have casted sheep cloak.

[–]lucak98 28 points29 points ago

FUS RO BAH!!!

[–]tourm 8 points9 points ago

BAH RAM EWE

[–]smallyolly 1 point2 points ago

i hate saying this, but

shit. just. got. real.

[–]Shiniholum 0 points1 point ago

Such a good movie

[–]DiegoXIV 6 points7 points ago

FUS RO BA-A-A-A-AAA!

FTFY

[–]sugarbean313 3 points4 points ago

That must be one sleepy car

[–]rachelv01 5 points6 points ago

Totally heard Yakety Sax in my head when I saw this...

[–]pinchhazard 0 points1 point ago

That was actually a big hit at the time this gif was originally posted on the internet.

[–]Schnoor 1 point2 points ago

This is the first post I ever saw on reddit all those months ago...

[–]RubixNinja 2 points3 points ago

Flame shield meets polymorph.

[–]s0mguy 1 point2 points ago

Circle of Protection: Sheep

[–]CleanBill 6 points7 points ago

reposted like fuck gif activated

[–]AnAngryFetus -2 points-1 points ago

I haven't seen it, so it's new to me.

[–]sailingonward 0 points1 point ago

even the same title, if i'm not mistaken

[–]Should_Not_Comment 1 point2 points ago

What I think of when I read "sheep ring:"

(Possibly NSFW, definitely NMS, it's an "all natural" cock ring) http://img.alibaba.com/img/pb/504/531/363/363531504_826.jpg

[–]GorgeouslyHumbl 2 points3 points ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]drakegta 7 points8 points ago

It's not so baaahd; don't let it get your goat man.

[–]nkcetera 4 points5 points ago

Repost ring activated

[–]ScratchBomb 1 point2 points ago

cast Circle of Protection: Fuzzy

[–]SmilinBob82 1 point2 points ago

That should keep away those pesky red shells.

[–]Sk8r115 1 point2 points ago

This is also works in minecraft

[–]The_Resisty 1 point2 points ago

You accidentally a a word

[–]Super_Dork_42 0 points1 point ago

Yet his main point is still sound.

[–]Drachri93 1 point2 points ago

BOOP

[–]bigbadfox 1 point2 points ago

I bet he's just blasting slayer. Makes perfect sense now.

[–]PumpValve 1 point2 points ago

it's actually a great way to clean plaque out of roadway walls.

[–]am_animator 1 point2 points ago

circle of protection: livestock

[–]Clint2342 1 point2 points ago

In Soviet Russia sheep herds you!

[–]oneAngrySonOfaBitch 0 points1 point ago

They all died

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

Now I have a gif for my frequent comment that 'most people act like sheep'. Too dumb to realize following the crowd or norm is not the best choice of the choices.

[–]someswedishgirl 0 points1 point ago

How do you know they're not intentionally fucking with him?

[–]thrashmaster 0 points1 point ago

CIRCLE PIT!!!!!!!!

[–]jmonsignore 0 points1 point ago

The chinese fire drill has really changed since I was a kid

[–]end_guy 0 points1 point ago

Repost level: Sheep ring

[–]jamflex9000 0 points1 point ago

see this is what happens when Flo reproduces with the CEO for Serta. 100% comfort coverage

[–]fruitsalad127 0 points1 point ago

Chinese fire drill?

[–]renny7 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a bone shield from D2.

[–]webec123 0 points1 point ago

I just imagine at the end of this gif they all just pick up the car and run away with it on their backs.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

That's actually rather creepy.

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[–]siddboots 4 points5 points ago

I spent a fair bit of time on a sheep farm when I was growing up, and this image really confused me at first because I expected the sheep to be running in the opposite direction. I asked my buddy, who is a specialist, and it turns out that the direction of sheep circles is a direct result of the Coriolis effect, which is itself a results of the Earth's rotation about a fixed axis. I grew up in Australia, so I'm used to seeing sheep move in the other direction.

[–]Smallfry310 1 point2 points ago

This is the best fact I will learn in my entire life.

[–]superherowithnopower 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else immediately think Star Blazers?

[–]nd4spd1919 0 points1 point ago

Just in case someone up ahead uses banana peels, right?

[–]deltaninethc 0 points1 point ago

Bone armor from a necromancer, or megamans addon when you defeat the skull boss

[–]Fartsandwich666 0 points1 point ago

CIRCLE PIT!!!!

[–]BobLoblawl 0 points1 point ago

Sheep ring: 6 minute cooldown. Absorbs all wolf-related attacks while active, but hinders the caster's movement speed by 90%.

[–]Fenfir98 0 points1 point ago

All I can think of is Black Sheep

[–]mhoxsey 0 points1 point ago

Is this the new unusual effect in tf2?

[–]DontPaniC562 0 points1 point ago

It should be

[–]skeletor100 0 points1 point ago

They're just following like sheep ... every single one of them ... following each other ... with no leader.

[–]TheAetherNet -2 points-1 points ago

Repost repost repost

[–]MultipleMonsters -1 points0 points ago

Ive seen this way too many times

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[–]Neker -1 points0 points ago

Sir, I am afraid we have to ask you to leave the premises. This sort of language does not belong here.

[–]cjfrey96 -1 points0 points ago

I hated having a car with a gravitational pull but once I got sheep caught in it all my accidents have been cushioned!

[–]Zooperman -1 points0 points ago

too soon

[–]anchilidas -1 points0 points ago

"I want to see the biggest circle pit ever!!"

[–]Greenious -1 points0 points ago

When sheep do laps around your car...

... it ain't fast!

[–]moldyxorange -1 points0 points ago

meanwhile in New Zealand...

[–]qwertytwo 0 points1 point ago

Stonewall and left-hand drive says no.

[–]Tinkco86 -1 points0 points ago

Must have killed the shepherd to get that sheep buff.

[–]OnlyTwoPlanks -1 points0 points ago

I made a sheep sound when I chuckled at this gif.

[–]mitch8845 -1 points0 points ago

Just be glad they're not doing a wall of death. Sheepocalypse would ensue.

[–]PrincessDickFart -1 points0 points ago

Makes falling asleep on road trips a lot easier.

[–]reidhershl -1 points0 points ago

OPTION

[–]the_blackfish -1 points0 points ago

This is a monk skill in Diablo 3, Sheep Storm.

[–]sarabiasaurus -1 points0 points ago

[–]Karolinkaa -1 points0 points ago

It's like one of those makeshift mine cart booster from minecraft.

[–]Manhand -1 points0 points ago

Herdmasters sheep armor

[–]stillnotking -1 points0 points ago

Curse of the ovimancer.

[–]holaimfiona -1 points0 points ago

Ewe shall not pass!

[–]thatusernameisal -1 points0 points ago

Apple users waiting for the next product announcement.

[–]Protonoia -1 points0 points ago

Do this with roosters and you get a cock ring.

[–]kumiredruid -1 points0 points ago

I think this is how black holes form.

[–]screwed124816 -1 points0 points ago

Press Z to launch one at the car ahead of you.

[–]nathaniele -1 points0 points ago

+5 DPS on sheep spells.

[–]harryspotter -1 points0 points ago

Circle of Protection: Wolf

[–]sagrr -1 points0 points ago

best title ever

[–]thisaccountisbs -1 points0 points ago

In Russia sheep herds you!

[–]Gaaabbers -1 points0 points ago

the herded become the herders.

[–]aheadwarp9 -1 points0 points ago

What button do you press to launch them at your enemies?

[–]eifersucht12a -1 points0 points ago

SIDE TO SIDE FRONT TO BACK, FUCK THIS PLACE UUUP!!!

blast beat

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Pmall3535 -1 points0 points ago

If I had a choice of force shield. This is not what I would pick.

[–]StayGoldPwNyBoY -1 points0 points ago

Vergil's car

[–]2Punx2Furious -1 points0 points ago

Mundo's car

[–]ndewhurst -1 points0 points ago

There must be an Irishmen in there.

[–]Maq_S -1 points0 points ago

Na this is a leaked clip from the new Bond movie SKYFALL.

Looks like Q is back!

[–]Super_Dork_42 -1 points0 points ago

That awkward moment when you are driving along, minding your own business, and forget to put down your wheat.

[–]Pokeminer -1 points0 points ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

[–]OccasionallyWitty -1 points0 points ago

This is easy to explain. Dude just beat Sheep Man in Mega Man 10 and got the Sheep Shield power.

[–]Term1on -1 points0 points ago

I'm Scottish and even I know not to fuck with that.

[–]Pigweed1 -2 points-1 points ago

How I feel when I play Mario and get the 3 red shells

[–]EXAX -1 points0 points ago

No, this doesn't happen in New Zealand. Stop asking.

[–]jaetman -1 points0 points ago

when i woke up this morning i was really hoping this existed, you just made my day

[–]F4il3d -1 points0 points ago

Is that a Saturn?

[–]ubiliquous -1 points0 points ago

All this created a huge static electricity charge and caused a short circuit in the car, it exploded and everyone died.

[–]sailingonward -1 points0 points ago

So... why do they do this?

[–]5K337Lord -1 points0 points ago

Horde, fast, invulnerable minions

[–]WUSSUPMONKEY -1 points0 points ago

CIRCLE PIT

[–]reese_ridley -2 points-1 points ago

this is like the world's fuzziest Zerg rush

[–]brantyr -2 points-1 points ago

Meanwhile, ontop of CERN...

[–]-pt- -2 points-1 points ago

Best caption ever

[–]ValdikSS -2 points-1 points ago

Typical Russia

[–]0pAwesome -2 points-1 points ago

I just looked at this gif, and the first thought I had was "Ugh, this is a repost"

But then I looked at the picture again and laughed.

Why do we have to condemn reposts like this? I mean I enjoy the picture, but couldn't reach the full level of enjoyment because I knew it was a repost.

When there is an episode of your favourite show on the TV, you don't go "Ugh, I've seen this one", you go "Oh! I've seen this one!"

Let's just enjoy pictures, videos and whatnot for what they are, not for who posted it when.

[–]Thedirtyburg1 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck off