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[–]RUSDDA 41 points42 points ago

The woman pushing the pandas down the slide has henceforth been kidnapped and sent to a work camp by the chinese government for "panda abuse"

[–]dbp12331 22 points23 points ago

That risked the lives of about half the pandas in existence.

[–]bizangles 6 points7 points ago

source (warning: extreme cuteness)

[–]SunmanTHEONE 18 points19 points ago

I swear their cute as shit but pandas can be dicks

[–]USonic 14 points15 points ago

It's true, proof

[–]Nitrogenica 0 points1 point ago

oh my god I just laughed so hard..

[–]mypinkieinthedevil 2 points3 points ago

So that was a preemptive strike in your mind?

[–]SunmanTHEONE 0 points1 point ago

Definatly, it was set up to look like an accident

[–]mexus37 0 points1 point ago

they're

FTFY

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

Nice job, grammar panda.

[–]mexus37 0 points1 point ago

Grammanda!

[–]Loudmouth_American 4 points5 points ago

What they do to you at Foxconn when you say you want a break...

[–]heavyfuel 10 points11 points ago

The fuck? That's just mean to the pandas

[–]harry_carrots 2 points3 points ago

Splinters.

[–]trish80s_4_life 1 point2 points ago

That's what I was thinking! If anyone should get in trouble for panda abuse it should be the asshole that made that slide out of wood... :D

[–]piffy69 0 points1 point ago

Panda skin is thick, wood means nothing to them.

They scratch themselves on concrete and pointed rock faces.

[–]trish80s_4_life 0 points1 point ago

EEEKKK... That makes sense. But the thought of my butt sliding down that makes my skin crawl! LOL

[–]mediahunt 7 points8 points ago

What a bitch...

[–]sailingonward 1 point2 points ago

I posted this then deleted it after seeing that you had already wrote it

[–]krispyKRAKEN 0 points1 point ago

Good man.

[–]Vapoureon 2 points3 points ago

This was literally posted in /r/gifs two days ago...

[–]ladybetty 3 points4 points ago

That long ago?

[–]DafuqBrah 1 point2 points ago

What I expected

[–]megatom0 0 points1 point ago

What is this?

[–]DafuqBrah 0 points1 point ago

Bowl bowling

[–]andasen 1 point2 points ago

Oh reddit you know the keys to my heart

[–]ohlookafakeaccount 1 point2 points ago

triple kill

[–]ChrisQF 1 point2 points ago

that's adorable but also really mean.

[–]WhaIDontEven 2 points3 points ago

Years of research and mood setting to get pandas to breed, then $5 million to rent these cubs from China, but hey! Let's roll them down a slope and concuss them. Panda hip fractures are crowd pleasers!

[–]BodaciousPanda 4 points5 points ago

Post this in /r/aww RIGHT NOW!

[–]DeadStillWalk[S] 4 points5 points ago

Yes sir!

[–]Critikill81 0 points1 point ago

Double the karma!

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

I never even knew there was an r/bowling...

[–]DeadStillWalk[S] 0 points1 point ago

Neither does anyone else. It has less than 1k subs

[–]Sarcastastic 0 points1 point ago

r/bowling may not, but I sure as hell do!

[–]carlos_mcmexican 0 points1 point ago

That one little panda

[–]Ryuzaki4x 0 points1 point ago

they would, i would

[–]dufrene 0 points1 point ago

nor should you post this on r/vegan

[–]bestman30 0 points1 point ago

awhhhhhh i'd laugh if that wasn't 73% of the panda population and they weren't so cute.

[–]TurdS 0 points1 point ago

TIL: Pandas have blue buttholes.

[–]Nukewar 0 points1 point ago

How are people only waiting like a couple of days to repost stuff now, lol.

[–]DeadStillWalk[S] -1 points0 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/search?id=574450&subreddit= karmadecay.com told me that it's never been posted before. Watch yourself son.

[–]Koreansuhoissexy 0 points1 point ago

It's Tao.

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 0 points1 point ago

Chinks don't even look after their fellow humans, it's utter madness that we trust them to look after such animals.

[–]The_Norwegian 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE PANDAS!

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

What a jerk! Pandas are endangered! How could she go about and play bowling with them?

On another note: Cute as hell! _^

[–]SlamNetwork 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY! THAT PANDA HAS BRAIN DAMAGE NOW LOLOL

[–]sjh981 -1 points0 points ago

Bitch: "YAY! Let's go down the slide!"

Panda: "wait.. THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HOE?!"

Panda 2: "THE FUCK MAN?"

Panda 3: "WHAT THE FUCK?"