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[–]moink1234 1049 points1050 points ago

Next thing you know, this pic will be on facebook and people will say "Like and share for this brave, no-legged boy".

[–]Zephyrall 432 points433 points ago

"Every 500 likes will grant this poor boy a new leg."

[–]Lydia_Deetz 522 points523 points ago

Suddenly, Arachnoboy

[–]CaesarDan 67 points68 points ago

On next weeks episode of when keeping it real... goes wrong

[–]robin5670 62 points63 points ago

Join us as we enter... The Scary Door.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

1,500 upvotes later...

[–]animate_object 112 points113 points ago

... every 500 likes will give this three legged boy life saving leg removal surgery.

[–]DiNoMC 54 points55 points ago

1500 likes later...

[–]Jasonrj 67 points68 points ago

++++SUBSCRIBE TO ME AND RECEIVE A BONUS 500 FRIENDS++++

[–]GenevaLambkins 170 points171 points ago

you're doing it right now aren't you?

[–]Barbarus623 38 points39 points ago

Not if I get there first!

...oh god, what have I become? I'm a monster

[–]mcknicker 25 points26 points ago

[–]str1fe 190 points191 points ago

"THIS BOY HAS NO LEGS, 1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER, PLS LIKE AND SHARE TO SAVE THIS BOY"

[–]Fuckythedrunkclown 95 points96 points ago

those that dont "leik" suport canser and h8 the troopz!!!1

[–]Dragday 72 points73 points ago

LIKE THIZ IS 3 SECONDS IF WISH CANCER NOT EXISTED

[–]I_utilize_Caps_Lock 17 points18 points ago

Dont furget too liek my page 4 the coolist n funnyist joeks!!!!!!

[–]cajunbander 887 points888 points ago

Dewey! I've been halved!

[–]i_fuck_puppies 320 points321 points ago

this is an especially bad case of being cut in half....

[–]TheDecline 94 points95 points ago

Speak English doc! We ain't scientists!

[–]i_fuck_puppies 19 points20 points ago

i was going to be seriously disappointed if someone didnt reply with this.

[–]4_word_replies_only 51 points52 points ago

Remember swing away Dad.

[–]Innfuryating 123 points124 points ago

You had better call Dr. House so that he can fix the problem after a few wrong guesses.

[–]jorgejams88 72 points73 points ago

Amyloidosis...

[–]Marmalain 121 points122 points ago

At least it's not Lupus

[–]thunderblumpkin 218 points219 points ago

I'm sorry but, the only thing keeping your son alive is that couch.

[–]TeHkNoLoGiC 126 points127 points ago

      he won't be saved.  At this point
      he's alive, because the couch is
      holding him together.  he doesn't
      feel much, and he's talking almost
      like normal.  We didn't pull the
      couch out, cause we wanted you to
      come down here to be with him, as
      long as he's awake.  That won't be
      very long.

[–]IsAnyoneHungry 42 points43 points ago

Swing away.

I enjoyed that movie.

[–]Fionnlagh 19 points20 points ago

Signs? Really? Interesting choice.

[–]zeppoleon 5 points6 points ago

Well that scene is relevant to being cut in half.

[–]henrysherman 31 points32 points ago

Directed by M. Night...oh wait a second.

[–]HasFuckedYourMom 6 points7 points ago

Think of the upholstery!

[–]theoffbeatbear 33 points34 points ago

It's likely sarcoidosis.

[–]Kiacha 24 points25 points ago

And autoimmune disease. Treat for both.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 19 points20 points ago

Sarcoidosis or Wilson's Disease. Broad range antiobiotics just to be safe.

[–]Iazo 32 points33 points ago

If he gets better and then gets worse, exhume and dissect the family cat that's been dead for 10 years.

[–]apox64928 4 points5 points ago

It looks like he swallowed a toothpick. of course you idiots didn't pick it up on the xray!

[–]rmsy 21 points22 points ago

It's never Lupus.

[–]maccabeus 24 points25 points ago

except that one time when it was lupus

[–]Sloth_speed 31 points32 points ago

The most impressive thing about Dr. House is his ability to solve a case in only 37 minutes of air time.

[–]wu2ad 21 points22 points ago

Test him for lupus.

[–]LinkRazr 31 points32 points ago

House, it's not lupus.

TEST IT AGAIN!!

[–]notyourbrah 97 points98 points ago

The wrong kid died.

[–]farceur318 63 points64 points ago

You're not half the boy Nate was. You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half!

[–]listentobillyzane 39 points40 points ago

So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?

[–]grimm22 3 points4 points ago

I wish I spent more time playing catch with you...and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight.

[–]Strrratton 22 points23 points ago

This is the worst case of someone being cut in half i've ever seen.

[–]come_on_seth 31 points32 points ago

Speak English Doc, We ain't scientists.

[–]Marmalain 74 points75 points ago

You know what OP needs? Didgeridoos! 50,000 didgeridoos!

[–]bdkraem 67 points68 points ago

And you never payed for drugs! Not once!

[–]beatsaudio 48 points49 points ago

And you had sex with my wife, and then you had sex with me too. I've had mixed feelings about it for years.

[–]swimshoe 26 points27 points ago

Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox story is on of my favorite movies from John C Reily.

[–]selfish_king 13 points14 points ago

This man needs MORE blankets and he needs LESS blankets!

[–]Ex_Digg_User 20 points21 points ago

I thought ain't nothin bad gonna happen today!

[–]BensonWinifredPayne 17 points18 points ago

Wrong kid died..

[–]Lt_Shniz 303 points304 points ago

I remember trying this as a kid and my legs got all scratched up. I couldn't help but think of teeth and got scared.

[–]hinduguru 397 points398 points ago

Vagina Dentata*

[–]Se7en_Sinner 457 points458 points ago

What a wonderful phrase.

[–]Meghan90 337 points338 points ago

Ain't no passin' craze

[–]bowmessage 321 points322 points ago

It means no boyfriends

[–]jetmill22 308 points309 points ago

For the rest of your days.

[–]foips 296 points297 points ago

It's a prostate free

[–]SpiralSoul 300 points301 points ago

Catastrophe

[–]skyskr4per 292 points293 points ago

Vagina Dentataaaa

[–]Teemo_Commander 63 points64 points ago

Good work everyone, but you need to get ready for tomorrow's performance of "Beauty and the Yeast Infection"

[–]mexus37 129 points130 points ago

sighs Upvotes for everyone...

[–]Jurassic-Bark 23 points24 points ago

vasectomy

[–]gormlesser 6 points7 points ago

atrocity

[–]A_WILD_CREEP_APPEARS 60 points61 points ago

Properly translated it's "Dentes Vaginae," Teeth of the Vagina (technically "sheath," but whatever).

Vagina is nominative and dentae is an incorrect genitive conjugation of "dens, dentis" (tooth). Even if dens was conjugated correctly (dentium), it uses the incorrect noun form, and would translate to "Vagina of the Teeth."

If you wanted to use teeth as an adjective to vagina, then it would be "Vagina Dentata," translating to "toothed vagina." I don't have a dictionary on me at the moment (and the Internet ones mostly suck) so I can't double check that at the moment.

That's right, you just got Latin'd.

[–]yossarian490 15 points16 points ago

So technically "Teeth of the Sheath"? I almost like that better.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 3 points4 points ago

Vagina Dentae

Vagina dentata

[–]we_all_had_ponies 13 points14 points ago

zipper teeth

[–]dassur 496 points497 points ago

I don't mean to alarm you, but your son has no legs.

[–]dawgiesman1 514 points515 points ago

I don't mean to alarm you, but your couch has a protrusion in the shape of small child.

[–]yahunos 226 points227 points ago

this or OP mated with a couch.

[–][deleted] 253 points254 points ago

This is what happens when you don't clean up after masturbating.

[–]Ray229harris 9 points10 points ago

watcvhing this now.

where did you find this!!!??

[–]toxicFork 27 points28 points ago

the internet

[–]HamiDro 10 points11 points ago

Hey! That's where I get all my Internet stuff as well!

[–]DoubleDutchOven 4 points5 points ago

Oh fuck... BRB need to clean shoebox.

[–]betcheslovethis 29 points30 points ago

Sequel to TUB

[–]HYPERNATURL 7 points8 points ago

[–]OrangePrototype 16 points17 points ago

And that son, is where babies come from.

[–]hillgiant 15 points16 points ago

It's not a tumor.

[–]cma6250 16 points17 points ago

It's nawt a tumah!

[–]linkybaa 8 points9 points ago

I'd still cut it out, just to be safe...

[–]TheDecline 5 points6 points ago

Shamalyan twist : he was born without arms

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 612 points613 points ago

[–]mc_dad[S] 288 points289 points ago

This made whoring my child out for karma totally worth it. Thank you.

[–]ajmint 125 points126 points ago

Even if he amounts to nothing else in life, he will always have been drawn by Shitty_Watercolor.

[–]mc_dad[S] 114 points115 points ago

Indeed. I wonder how my life would have turned out differently if Shitty_Watercolour had painted me.

[–]4W350M3 71 points72 points ago

That was the most obvious attempt on getting Shitty_Watercolor to draw you ever.

[–]NOT_POOPING 7 points8 points ago

Your son looks much older in the painting.

[–]GaelicGringo 3 points4 points ago

that's why its a shitty watercolour

[–]kukkuzejt 20 points21 points ago

Looking for a spot to reply and point out from one dad to another out that chokers are cool and all, but also potentially very dangerous if they get caught on anything while the kid is playing. Also, if they snap and the beads come apart.

Unless there's something I'm missing, in which case sorry for butting in. :)

EDIT: typo.

[–]mc_dad[S] 47 points48 points ago

It's actually an amber teething necklace. I dont think it actually helps with teething pain, but my wife likes it, so you know...

It is threaded like pearls, so each bead is separated by a knot ( no choking hazard if it breaks). It is designed to snap at even the slightest tug. (I sell them at my store)

I really appreciate the message. Thanks for looking out. Truly.

[–]Krase 183 points184 points ago

did you use paper on the ipad to do that?

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 557 points558 points ago

[–]ajmint 361 points362 points ago

I'll ask you this one last time... are you absolutely sure you're not Quentin Blake?

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 878 points879 points ago

[–]bellyrubbin 464 points465 points ago

if you are Quentin Blake, you sir, made my childhood. if not, please keep pretending you are so I can pretend I have interacted with you.

[–]Sugreev2001 206 points207 points ago

Quentin Blake is in his late 70s,so I doubt it's him.

[–]bartonar 153 points154 points ago

This is the internet. Age is meaningless here, especially since when I was young I always said I was born on a relevant historical date to the content of whatever I had to fraud my way into. (Jan 1 1900/1980 has no style.)

ie: for a WW1 game I'd choose between Jun 28th, 1914; Aug 4, 1914; Apr 22, 1915; Apr 6th 1917; Nov 11, 1918.

EDIT - hwen.

[–]mincka 99 points100 points ago

This is the internet. Isn't everyones birthday January 1st 19-halfascroll wheeldown?

[–]Korbit 18 points19 points ago

My birthday is January 1st [oldestyearinthelist]

[–]bartonar 7 points8 points ago

I just said that had no style.

For pornography, which is what most people seem to use fake ages for, I'd choose the dates Jun 24, 1957; Apr 7, 1969; or June 21, 1973.

[–]hazie 252 points253 points ago

This is the internet. Age is meaningless here

Yeah, tell that to Chris Hanson.

[–]dermarr5 54 points55 points ago

Thats what happens when you try to make age meaningless in real life.

[–]Digitalol 6 points7 points ago

Welcome to the internet: where nothing is sacred and the points don't matter, but they kind of do at the same time.

[–]tim0th 3 points4 points ago

This is the internet. Age is meaningless here

QFT. There was a comic in f7u12 a few months back from a couple in their 80s who have simply kept moving with technology. And they're hardcore gamers, watch out, that sniper who gets you with a headshot could be an 82 year old woman.

[–]otary 17 points18 points ago

The handwriting looks like that of an old person.

[–]FECAL_ATTRACTION 14 points15 points ago

Or an artistic person.

[–]pauli_rearea 11 points12 points ago

its actually european :)

[–]raycharleseyes 201 points202 points ago

http://shittywatercolour.com/FAQ

Found his Tumblr. I was sad.

[–]Dinky_82 53 points54 points ago

Thanks for ruining my dreams

[–]lizlegit000 27 points28 points ago

So... Hes not Quentin Blake? Or what if he is but hes just lying to us?

[–]Ultima34 164 points165 points ago

You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]heydabop 85 points86 points ago

It's not the same without those eyes.

[–]CatamenialPneumoThrx 16 points17 points ago

God, so creepy

[–]merrickx 12 points13 points ago

How can he be an 18 year old male with handwriting like that?!

[–]MisterCortez 26 points27 points ago

Brit.

[–]strangebread 15 points16 points ago

As an English 19 year old male, I must offer some evidence to the contrary. My handwriting looks like a pen having a seizure on a white background.

[–]MisterCortez 4 points5 points ago

I respectfully decline to let your evidence color my unrealistic fantasy as I fully plan to use London as my next "Everything would be so much better if I could move there" spot after I finally get the cajones to move and Seattle breaks my heart.

[–]merrickx 6 points7 points ago

Ooo, so it's not just their accents that are classy.

[–]iannn_ 8 points9 points ago

Quentin is 79 though....

[–]dancepantz 6 points7 points ago

WHAAAATTT

[–]compromised_account 3 points4 points ago

mind blown.

[–]kitven 7 points8 points ago

WHOA WHOA WHOA

[–]kontech 23 points24 points ago

DO AN AMA QUENTIN BLAKE!

[–]Sauledk 12 points13 points ago

[–]gr5312 21 points22 points ago

If the header for this site contains Quentin Blake's real handwriting, the image Shitty_Watercolour just posted with his/her handwriting is too dissimilar...close, but not the same; notice the "n" is completely different, the "a" is close, but the "k" is completely wrong

[–]Raneados 22 points23 points ago

The problem with handwriting analysis is that it's insanely easy to fake.

[–]pastordan 2 points3 points ago

You might not be Quentin Blake, but you've improved quite a bit since you started. Keep it up, who knows where it will take you!

[–]scargnar 18 points19 points ago

^ wait, what? does that mean...what?

[–]bobthecrusher 47 points48 points ago

Why did you put the ^ when you were replying to a comment.....

[–]boxedlogic 119 points120 points ago

[–]TheAmericanSwede 67 points68 points ago

I am assuming control of this form

[–]SirElderberry 13 points14 points ago

THIS HURTS YOU SHEPARD

[–]scargnar 24 points25 points ago

^ what he said.

[–]CarrotCharmer 6 points7 points ago

I can't help but imagine the "When I'm Nigel"'s music playing along with this gif

[–]SHFT 6 points7 points ago

I cannot stop watching this

[–]gfixler 5 points6 points ago

Is one of them in direct mental control of the other?

[–]panda_nectar 13 points14 points ago

keep that thing in its cage!

[–]Vader497 10 points11 points ago

It ate the cage...

[–]TwoKill 27 points28 points ago

Then I remembered he had no legs and sat down next to him.

[–]CorporalYetiDick 82 points83 points ago

It's all fun & games until he craps his pants in between those cushions

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

"I'm going to the crevice!"

[–]White_Luigi 30 points31 points ago

"Let me talk to Charlie."

"Can't, he's in the crevice."

[–]myst1227 5 points6 points ago

No, Chaw-lee! Don't go in the crevice!

[–]Divine_Igniter 191 points192 points ago

This shit was THE most fun thing to do! Especially when you realize that your parents or the last owners of the couch left long balloons (re: used condoms) in there for you to blow up! Oh....the agonizing, now-painful memories...

[–]czarchastic 181 points182 points ago

Least fun way to get herpes ever.

[–]NotaMethAddict 105 points106 points ago

[–]dafones 40 points41 points ago

No kidding, at least earn your herpes.

[–]czhunc 23 points24 points ago

gags a little

[–]comicsansibar 59 points60 points ago

pulls out a little

[–]mra99 7 points8 points ago

says "too late now", inserts back in

[–]White_Luigi 35 points36 points ago

Eesh. Gross, dude. I'm sorry.

[–]hinduguru 21 points22 points ago

So you put your mouth...where the....wow damn

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[–]Divine_Igniter 19 points20 points ago

Worst part is, I don't know if I'd rather it had been my dad's condom or some random guy's...and it didn't even blow up right. I blew into it and it just kinda broke apart.

[–]spartacusisaturtle 9 points10 points ago

In my head, i heard the noise it probably made. That wasn't good.

[–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 4 points5 points ago

Well then, the question to ask yourself is:

Would you rather put your dad's cock in your mouth or some random guy's?

(There is no right answer.)

[–]Se7en_Sinner 97 points98 points ago

Was it this couch?

[–]str1fe 39 points40 points ago

I am ashamed to know of this couch

[–]Divine_Igniter 39 points40 points ago

I watched a chick I know get fucked on that couch.

[–]taybul 27 points28 points ago

I'm very sorry to hear that.

Episode #?

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 5 points6 points ago

Why would they do that?!

[–]joeyhemlock 18 points19 points ago

He's half the man he used to be.

[–]mjc1027 16 points17 points ago

'But Lieutenant Dan, You ain't go no legs'

[–]BrownSugah 140 points141 points ago

The way that boy is watching t.v doesn't sit right with me.

[–]Kit_L 4 points5 points ago

REDRUM

[–]robinator- 39 points40 points ago

He has to stand up for his rights

[–]SpruceHalo 17 points18 points ago

He just can't lay down and let the man tell him what to do.

[–]Wasnt_Me 12 points13 points ago

[–]xHassassin 13 points14 points ago

"Freaked me out for a second"

"OH SHIT SON, HOLD ON RIGHT THERE. I'LL BE BACK WITH MY CAMERA"

[–]Ygaiee 48 points49 points ago

Oh god. I was so careful clicking this link. I'm glad it wasn't what my deranged mind thought it was.

[–]SBecker30 27 points28 points ago

Yeah this registered at an 8/10 on my risky click scale.

Proceeded anyways. Was not disappointed.

[–]SubtlePineapple 13 points14 points ago

Apparently I have no risky-click instincts. I always scroll down to the comments and see people saying "risky click!" and I'm like "hm, yeah I guess I should have thought about that one".

[–]SweetNeo85 10 points11 points ago

Don't worry, it's just a 3 year old.

[–]kabomlamma 11 points12 points ago

kid is naked under the couch though

[–]MrMischief0220 7 points8 points ago

"Daddy, why am I doing this?"

"Son...it's for the karma!"

[–]calliestar 51 points52 points ago

My catdaughter does that too.

http://i.imgur.com/BX3Lk.jpg

[–]blankgabriel3 17 points18 points ago

you put her there for karma!

[–]rawrslagithor 5 points6 points ago

Your son looks like Danny Torrence.

[–]dancealexdance 11 points12 points ago

It's the facial expression that gets me.

[–]VoyageoftheMermaids 15 points16 points ago

"I'm cut in half pretty bad, Dewey."

[–]Saurons_Optometrist 9 points10 points ago

REDRUM! REDRUM!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 15 points16 points ago

I used to do this as a kid. This is probably what would happen if I tried it today.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I have no legs *chink chink

[–]ursah 6 points7 points ago

[–]Zoomerlawns 4 points5 points ago

All this time I never understood the 2.5 kids thing. There's the .5!

[–]ObviousMagikarp 3 points4 points ago

Was he watching Two and a Half Men?

[–]BIRDS_IN_MY_RECTUM 40 points41 points ago

"Hey sport go get between the couch cushions, Daddy needs some karma."

[–]uncdavo32 23 points24 points ago

theres half of a child sitting on your beautiful brown son!!

[–]PKE_Meter 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of Bishop from "Aliens".

[–]Chase_75 4 points5 points ago

Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, how should I put this.... Your sons a couch.

[–]IAmABabyAMA 10 points11 points ago

This is the greatest picture I have ever seen.