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[–]rumrunners 29 points30 points ago

It is dead. That's just a reaction that the muscles of the squid/octopus have when salt (from the soy/duck sauce) hit it. The same thing happens to fresh, skinned frog legs. Wee wee.

[–]leophir 9 points10 points ago

Same happens with humans.

[–]macchina 2 points3 points ago

Octopus is eaten alive in Korea. Source

OP's gif is a squid.

[–]rumrunners 0 points1 point ago

Yep it is, just if you look at this one, it is already dead.

[–]geebs61 2 points3 points ago

Oui oui

[–]That_internet_guy 3 points4 points ago

I would eat that. That being said, I heard that octopus have 9 brains, one additional in each leg, and I'm unsure of where in the head the main brain is located.

[–]rumrunners 4 points5 points ago

The brains are what make it taste good.

[–]laicnani 2 points3 points ago

I thought they had a donut-shaped brain with a stomach in the middle

[–]CryoGuy 0 points1 point ago

Main brain is located in the octopenis

[–]ryangaston88 0 points1 point ago

You see, it wouldn't surprise me if it were alive. Cooking and eating live fish (and sometimes other creatures) is seen as a delicacy by many in Asia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV_KnRiu5M4

[–]rumrunners -1 points0 points ago

Yep, they defiantly do it there a lot! It also tastes pretty good ( I've had it ) but this particular one is dead. I'm 95% sure. Doesn't really matter though!

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[–]Andy-J 4 points5 points ago

contract*

constricting is normally used to describe things like bloodflow in biology.

[–]gd_box_office 6 points7 points ago

Hello my baby, hello my honey...

[–]izzels 0 points1 point ago

I really didn't need to see that....

[–]mamut86 5 points6 points ago

Nanerpuss!!!

[–]ShiTiTs 13 points14 points ago

I would probably starve to death if I ever visited Japan.

[–]Ginnit 6 points7 points ago

Sushi, hand pulled ramen, hot dogs, man you'd never go hungry. So much delicious food.

[–]frankthemute 2 points3 points ago

holy SHIT those hot dogs

[–]Ginnit 0 points1 point ago

Ever since I laid eyes upon them I could not crave anything harder. Well, except Kogi BBQ.

[–]nordpol 2 points3 points ago

lol no way they have ubertasty soups

[–]Hazelbrook 2 points3 points ago

My sister's reaction: I wonder what tha... HOLY FUCK IT'S MOVING!!!

[–]jamart 1 point2 points ago

Um... I'm not gonna lie, that was my reaction as well. And i'm a 22 year old guy

[–]KaydenFox 1 point2 points ago

My favorite! A big bowl of NOPE.

[–]GoodLordigans 1 point2 points ago

"Your anger only makes me hungrier. Now stop flailing and rub the sauce over yourself."

[–]TwistedIntents 0 points1 point ago

Only the freshest.

[–]Axelion 0 points1 point ago

Huh..that's looks kinda neat...wait...wha...AHHHHHHH! All aboard the nope-boat.

[–]opperboer 0 points1 point ago

NOPE

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[–]LaxeCas -1 points0 points ago

after reading that squids can release cement sperm while you eat them

i will never even try them

[–]tdrex -1 points0 points ago

x-post from /r/gifs

[–]Ekmanc -1 points0 points ago

I think I've seen this about 507 times on reddit now...

[–]Mad_Cow_Disease -2 points-1 points ago

This video is like three years old, why are you reposting it?