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I, a SAP, Forever Alone, and long time Redditor, and at almost 22 yo, finally kissed a girl. Here is my reaction (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by GorthaurTheCruel

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[–]thefutureisugly 51 points52 points ago

Referring to yourself as socially awkward penguin and forever alone is probably part of which why this took you so long. I hope this event boosts up your self esteem boyo

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] 2 points3 points ago

It is a much needed win. Now i can stop being so hard on myself

[–]He_who_fights_foo 2 points3 points ago

Faking confidence is just as good as actual confidence. This phrase helped me tremendously.

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] 1 point2 points ago

true story

[–]FruitBatman 9 points10 points ago

And it all happened on the price is right? That must have been an amazing day for you! But in all seriousness, congrats and here's to many more :)

[–]laurenilyse 3 points4 points ago

This makes me feel a lot better about being 15 and barely talking to a guy.

[–]Flacc05 6 points7 points ago

Good job man, next step. Learn her name

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] 0 points1 point ago

haha it took her out to dinner and dancing, i know her name lol

[–]night815 7 points8 points ago

You danced in public? some Socially Awkward Pigeon you turned out to be... (way to go!)

[–]SvenHudson 1 point2 points ago

You haven't seen him dancing.

[–]Flacc05 0 points1 point ago

Way to go man job well done

[–]cadet999 0 points1 point ago

Wait, proper dancing? Or modern dry humping on the dance floor?

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] 0 points1 point ago

little bit of both

[–]cadet999 0 points1 point ago

I declare you an improper gentleman which is a step below proper gentleman.

[–]NegraDamus 2 points3 points ago

Long time redditor... A long time is 2 months?

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] -4 points-3 points ago

this is my throwaway account

[–]ololwut 5 points6 points ago

Don't you think you forgot something ... something like throwing away your throwaway account?

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[–]cadet999 1 point2 points ago

His hand has seen a lot of action.

[–]NeverRepliesToPosts 6 points7 points ago

Well done sir!

Next step - introduce the tongue.

[–]seanbear 1 point2 points ago

What did you do that sparked off this deletefest?

[–]cadet999 0 points1 point ago

A much better question, what did they say

[–]TheRedComet 1 point2 points ago

What's in the box!?

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. My first time kissing a girl we started with tongue. I thought that was normal.

I LEARNED!

[–]imonlyaman 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean, introduce the penis.

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[–]LordMarty 5 points6 points ago

well done

[–]cheese_muffin 2 points3 points ago

"insert thumbs up gif"

but seriously, well done

[–]FruitBatman 0 points1 point ago

Insert thumbs up where now? Take it easy, cheese_muffin!

[–]John_Barleycorn 10 points11 points ago

Forever Alone

almost 22 yo

LOL.

[–]NiteShadeX2 7 points8 points ago

SHUT UP OLD MAN.

[–]rgalzera 2 points3 points ago

Redditor since: 2012-04-08 (2 months and 29 days)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] -4 points-3 points ago

This is my throwaway account

[–]rgalzera 10 points11 points ago

okay i believe you

[–]_iShouldBeOutside_ 1 point2 points ago

No it's not.

[–]thedinosaurman 1 point2 points ago

You, my friend, give me hope.

[–]XXXLILRED420XXX 0 points1 point ago

How old are you. I didn't really realize people never get there first kisses at 22 years old. Tell girls that thy will kiss you

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] -1 points0 points ago

its been a long arduous journey my friends

[–]yasisterstwat 1 point2 points ago

Then youre not exactly FOREVER alone are you?

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] 0 points1 point ago

exactly. :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

more like /r/reactiongifs

[–]Manhair 0 points1 point ago

That's where he submitted the first one immediately before this one. Spamming Reddit for the sake of Karma.

[–]seiffer55 1 point2 points ago

First kiss at 23 dude, you aren't alone. One suggestion, don't beat yourself up about it. It's actually impressive in today's society. GG man.

[–]drevilsbassplyr 0 points1 point ago

i don't think you're from today's society.

[–]GorthaurTheCruel[S] -2 points-1 points ago

thanks bro. good to know im not weird

[–]simjanes2k 0 points1 point ago

Good job, man!

[–]workpuppy 0 points1 point ago

TIL "forever" is 22 years or less.

[–]cbs_ 0 points1 point ago

The set for that show reminds me of the the one from Numberwang...

39!

[–]junkmonkey4876 0 points1 point ago

So, how much did she cost?

[–]lote88 0 points1 point ago

every time i see this gif i wonder.. is this guy ed helms?

[–]FrankyJFuckwit 0 points1 point ago

Nice work. I still remember mine. 'twas most excellent and slightly messy.

[–]LiveAndLetDiarrhea -4 points-3 points ago

Wow you're retarded as shit. You're 22 and still stay shit like 'SAP' and 'Forever Alone'. God that makes me want to just puke and shit at the same time.

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