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[–]IIAPandaII 13 points14 points ago

I was going to complain about stereotypes but then I realised.... I'm Scottish and drunk, fuck.

[–]AdmiralFace 4 points5 points ago

That's only natural lad. But kilts are no for jokin' aboot!

[–]Rocketdug 8 points9 points ago

"Shite."

[–]Zero1343 9 points10 points ago

except women don't usually wear skirts over here as it is too fucking cold.

[–]PullinYerPisser 0 points1 point ago

Nah they wear shorts at night with no shoes.

[–]someweirdguy 5 points6 points ago

Stop committing suicide outside my window, Scotland isn't that bad !!!

[–]Fakeouch -1 points0 points ago

Scotland is awesome! You got Snoopeh! (competitive LoL player)

[–]Chaser1314 7 points8 points ago

OI! AH NEED TAH GO WEEH, BUT AH CAHN'T MAKE HIDE NOR TALE O' THIS MAHNSTROSITEH.

[–]AdmiralFace 2 points3 points ago

Futs a "hide"? 'Ats yer skin mate. Yah meen the heed.

[–]Unshkblefaith 3 points4 points ago

For everyone complaining about reposts.

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Meanwhile in Scotland... 0coms 6pts 1mo funny
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[–]aydogdu21 3 points4 points ago

I hate to break it to you but kilt is commonly worn at formal occasions and rarely as everyday clothing.

[–]TisMurder 2 points3 points ago

Mah kilt

[–]Kordenza 2 points3 points ago

As a Scotsman, this makes me laugh

[–]shindelins 1 point2 points ago

good. I hear Scotsmen don't like this type of joke.

[–]Funkpuppet 6 points7 points ago

Nah, us Scotch are a happy go lucky bunch. We especially like being called Scotch, calling kilts skirts, and being asked what a live haggis looks like.

[–]AdmiralFace 0 points1 point ago

Love this comment.

[–]Iloveangrysheepsex 2 points3 points ago

its called a "kilt" because thats what happned to the last guy who called it a skirt.

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

As a Scotch Drinker this made me laugh.

[–]broccolibush42 1 point2 points ago

Repost. It was floating around Facebook too.

[–]BryceyBoy 1 point2 points ago

OLD

[–]harkmark 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]Hawk798 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]RossMMA1612 0 points1 point ago

nae worries, we piss ootside!

[–]drchaos2000 0 points1 point ago

when ever i hear scotland and toilets in context i always have that movie trainspotting in my head.

[–]sparecactus 0 points1 point ago

It's simple. Men are always right.

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[–]InsertUsrnameHere 4 points5 points ago

Because it is a repost, it was on Reddit less than a month ago.

[–]AhhhClem -1 points0 points ago

Well they tald me twas the laddies room. Got slapped.

[–]DiggingNoMore -2 points-1 points ago

As a cross-dresser, I approve.