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Just looking at this hurts (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by Sawgon
[–]kkidfall 279 points280 points281 points 4 months ago
It's actually probably not. There are some people with a skin disease that get temporary welts from light pressure.
[–]redleader 71 points72 points73 points 4 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatographic_urticaria
[–]IceCreamThief 52 points53 points54 points 4 months ago
It's also called dermatographism because you can write on your skin.
[–]ItchyPube 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
How exactly do you write on it?
[–]IceCreamThief 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
Usually a fingernail is enough pressure to make the skin raise.
[–]mattindustries 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Probably a pencil (eraser).
[–]quaste 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Anything pointy will do. It usually vanishes after a few minutes.
[–]monkeymynd 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I have this issue, but it comes and goes. When my skin is inflamed, it doesn't take much at all to write on my skin. You can use a fingernail, a fork tine, a stylus, pretty much anything. You don't even need to use much pressure...no need to break the skin at all. Just lightly scratch the surface and it will raise up within 10-15 minutes.
[–]BuggedMei 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
My boyfriend has this. Our girlfriend and I use our DS styluses to write on him.
[–]nightwing2024 25 points26 points27 points 4 months ago
Our?
Go on.
[–]BuggedMei 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
Big happy threesome relationship. Boyfriend struts around like he's the king of the world.
[–]Iced_TeaFTW 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I know this feeling, feels good, doesn't it? I think we all feel a bit smug that we recognize something that is not socially the norm and yet works great for us. Upvotes away!
[–]ItchyPube 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
He is... He is, indeed.
[–]HysteresisLoop 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Haha yes I did this! I used to dig my nails into my arm to make wird crescent patterns...
[–]sephiap 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
So, TIL after the use of my phone's stylus that I have dermatographic urticaria. Woop. Life is full of surprises eh.
[–]hdcs 56 points57 points58 points 4 months ago
I had idiopathic urticaria for a few years a while back. This just makes me writhe in sympathetic, itchy, hot pain.
[–]TurdsMaGee 38 points39 points40 points 4 months ago
Woah woah woah. I FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO'S HAD THIS! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Was yours chronic?
[–]crackerjim 194 points195 points196 points 4 months ago
you guys had the same rash? that's acute.
[–]ramotsky 24 points25 points26 points 4 months ago
You are being a bit obtuse with that pun since it's not a rash.
[–]crackerjim 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
I rubbed TurdsMaGee the wrong way with my rash statement, so i'll take that as a sine to change the topic of the puns.
p.s.: totally a rash.
[–]nixonrichard 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
You did the right thing ending this pun thread because it hurt TurdsMaGee's feelings.
Good on you. HIVES FIVE! UH OH, PUN THREAD IS BACK GUYS!!!
[–]The_game_is_over 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
let's be rashional please.
[–]TurdsMaGee 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
Fuck you bro, I was hospitalized my entire childhood, almost died more than a few times, and would be basically paralyzed with the swelling for weeks at a time. And it would happen anytime I caught a virus, which happens.... All the time. Luckily puberty took care of it and I grew out of it, but that shit wasn't much fun
[–]fwerp 30 points31 points32 points 4 months ago
Pat pat Sorry to hear it man. I think crackerjim may have been making a joke but people on the internet often forget that not everything is funny to everyone. Especially when it has to do with something like this.
[–]Ftumsh 66 points67 points68 points 4 months ago
Don't pat too hard.
[–]Schwarzwind 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Your comment was so simple and well placed that it satisfied my craving for reddit, and at 5:12AM I can finally sleep. Thank you sandman.
[–]TurdsMaGee 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Ha, wow, an actually apology on the Internet. You know, your not so bad fwerp, one day I hope we share a beer
[–]deelawn 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
people being nice to one another... i thought this was /r/trees until you said beer
[–]BeforeTime 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer.
[–]fwerp 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Anytime, my friend. Anytime!
[–]ellimayhem 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Did anyone else hear this in Mario's voice?
[–]70stang 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I had this as well! This is crazy. I've never met anybody else who did.
[–]TurdsMaGee 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
I just met you, and this is crazy.. We all have had the same disease.. So who's got the epinephrine and Benadryl.
[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
heyheyhey I just learned the other day that there's a class of medications called mast-cell stabilizers that might be more effective than benadryl and epi for your welts (as a preventative not a treatment). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromoglicic_acid and/or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketotifen. I'm not a doctor or anything, but just putting two and two together and wikipedia says it's effective.
Anyway, I just met you and this is crazy, here's some pharmacology, call your doctor maybe
[–]pfffftt 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I don't know much about epinephrine and Benadryl but I masturbated a lot when I was a kid.
[–]barset 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I'm not certain but those would probably make terrible lubricants for your masturbatory routines. I'd suggest a nice lotion or hand cream.
[–]OuchthathurtMe 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I had the same thing after my second child was born. It was excruciating. Kept getting passed around from doctor to doctor - nobody wanted to be responsible for treating a mom with a newborn. Massive rounds of several types of antihistamines, and it finally went away.
My sympathies to anybody dealing with this, especially chronically. It's crazy-making.
[–]DrewViolet 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Ugh. I've had it for almost a year now. Horrible.
[–]rmcnamaraa 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Holy shit. I've never found anyone else who has this. And mines chronic
[–]TurdsMaGee 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Yeah this is weird, is there some function of reddit where we can all just go talk about it?
[–]Simnol 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
It's quite common you know... speaking of which. :)
[–]Sinnic 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I have it too! I actually kinda like it.
I had this too! I grew out of it a few years ago, but it sometimes comes back for a few months at a time. I remember classifying the rash into the colours- pink was ok, red was fucking itchy and white was like HOLY FUCK MY SKIN IS ON FIRE IN SO MANY PLACES. It used to get worse when I had a cold too. For me it was linked mainly to food allergies, though. I have some pretty grim pictures of it from when I was 8 or so.
[–]JuannyCarson 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I have chronic urticaria. Had it for 5 years now, it's a bitch sometimes but the medication takes care of it.
[–]Sawgon[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Can I take credit for bringing everyone together that had this? Also one of you guys should do an AMA or just a Reddit post about your condition.
[–]AVTRHNTR 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Mine is Chronic. I can draw simley faces on my stomach, and write stuff on my arms. I'm wierd.
[–]Aloisia 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I have urticaria too, only on my legs though. Mine's heat related. Sucks major wang.
[–]RedditAvalanche 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
cholinergic uticaria here feels bad man.
[–]trivo 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I've had cholinergic urticaria for about 7 years. I don't have it anymore, it just went away by itself. Anyway, what I found to greatly relieve the symptoms (itching, etc) is to break a sweat regularly, best by some aerobic exercise. You see, because urticaria is caused by an increased release of histamines, if you avoid the itching by avoiding getting hot (say, for days), histamines will pile up in your body, and then next time you do get hot, they will all be released at once, and you will have a huge swelling, itching, etc. I once almost fainted from the itching/pain when I went to the store after several days of staying indoors. But, if you push it every day, then every time you do it, you will have smaller itching, but you will also force histamines to be released, thus preventing them from accumulating in bigger amount, so if you have to do something in the sun or in some hot space, the symptoms will be much easier on you. This really helped me and once I started doing it, I was able to do stuff normally, and even though I did get the itching, it was completely mild and tolerable and didn't prevent me from doing stuff as before (like having sex, for example).
[–]Scramblesthecat 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Yeah man I've had that for a while now, whenever I rub my face even a little it looks all red and like I'm mad or something.
[–]Sawgon[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Hey guys. Posted this and went to bed so that's why I haven't replied to people (not that this is an AMA or anything).
I didn't know about that disease! It's interesting to say the least. Is it harmful? How did you get it? How can it go away?
[–]thechrisreese 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
My wife had this after my first daughter was born. We have not been able to find out what it was (no doctors because it's not that serious). Thanks Reddit, now I showed her what is wrong.
[–]kkidfall 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
That's it! Thanks couldn't remember the name.
[–]Cinnamon_Altoids 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
So this is what's called! I just thought my skin was just extra sensitive. I spent many study halls in high school 'drawing' on my skin and would come up with pretty intricate designs. They go away in like 15 minutes.
I once fooled a friend that I got attacked by an animal by dragging my nails across my chest. To his credit, it did look like I was half-mauled.
[–]MikeHawk7 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
So that's what it's called! My dad and I have it and never knew what the condition was. Thanks!
[–]Biscuitaddict 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I have this, recently it's not as strong though. The welts last for around an hour.
[–]themikeoftruth 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
HEY!!! It's that thing that I have!!!!!!!!
[–]redleader 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
We are the 5%
[–]Duskblade95 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
Like me! my skin welts from the slightest irritation. I went swimming at the lake one time and the water was kinda cold so when I got out my back looked like I have been beat with a whip. Of course I didn't even know and this one lady saw me and started freaking out and asking my parents if I was diseased.
[–]Shyviolet 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
hahaha when I was in kindergarten the teachers took me aside one day and asked to see my stomach because my skin was so easily welts and it mottles in the cold. I still don't know if they thought I had chicken pox/measles or if they were planning to report my parents for beating me.
[–]ramotsky 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Correct. I have it. It's not as severe as that but a simple scratch with all five fingers looks like someone took a rake to me.
[–]Vicious_Violet 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I have it too. I can write my grocery list on my arm with my fingernail. Looks freaky to everybody else, but doesn't bother me.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I've had a few "high-fives" on my back in the space of a few seconds. I welted up and the imprint was visible. Not quite to this extent. I know that this swelling could well be the result of one mother fucker slap. And whoever did that was a fuckwad.
[–]heimdal77 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago*
Came to say this... But ya they can literally write on their skin with fingernail and it will swell up to make the raised words or drawing. The one real bad thing though is it can be very itchy, I know from first hand experience..
[–]Sapphires13 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I have delayed pressure urticaria. Basically this means that any prolonged pressure against my skin (light or otherwise) will cause hives to form within several minutes.
Things which have given me welts: elastic waistbands, bra straps, wearing shoes, resting my mousing wrist on the desk, leaning on my hand, sleeping one position too long.
It's almost completely controlled now with Claritin, thankfully. However, I still often wake up all itchy and irritated from it. Fortunaty the hives go away in a few minutes once the pressure is gone.
[–]cocoabeach 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I never knew what it was called. I had this but gradually outgrew it. Didn't completely go away until I was in my late forties.
[–]USAF503 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I've been 5 stared hard enough it broke the skin. It definitely won't do that normally, no matter how hard you're hit.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It's actually probably not what? Who are you talking to?
[–]peachesandballz 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I've had dermagraphism since I was born. My pediatrician said I'd grow out of it by the time I was ten... I'm nineteen now, and it's still going strong, haha. Whenever people would find out that I had it, slaps like this and scratches from other people were not uncommon.
I don't get it from pressure, it's from abrasion
[–]beanso 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Then again, it could hurt a lot. Doing this to others was popular for a while in highschool, and I did it to a friend outside on a cold day and he got a similar mark. My hand tingled for most of the day.
[–]JBooom 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It's more of an allergy to one's own skin. In any case, it's fun at parties.
http://i.imgur.com/pNNkB.jpg
[–]steevee16 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Never knew there was an actual disease for it, just thought I was a sensitive pussy bitch, my friends made me think the same.
[–]hazard2600 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Yup! It's called Dermotographia..oh crap. Someone already posted that. Well, I have it to. Back in school, kids in gym class would come up from behind me and draw art on my back. It doesn't take much pressure at all.
A Dr once told me that the T cells in my system are hyper sensitive so they look at any sort of trauma and immediately go after it. Causing the welts. Great if you ever get cut because generally the welting stops the bleeding. You heal quicker, but get much more scaring. And it itches like crazy for some reason after a slap like that.
It seems to fade a little bit as you get older. as I am 35 now. It doesn't welt up nearly that much any more.
[–]ukiyoe 140 points141 points142 points 4 months ago
Too soon?
[–]Ashmen 36 points37 points38 points 4 months ago
4 1/2 months too soon.
[–]Witnessed 72 points73 points74 points 4 months ago
They must have seriously messed up on that high five.
[–]freakinhippies 41 points42 points43 points 4 months ago
I like to think that he actually has a retractable hand in his back, and that massive welt is simply it not being able to go completely mesh with his back.
[–]Periculous22 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Should have waited for the next generation. They fixed that bug, and also included wifi!
[–]lmaoctopus 19 points20 points21 points 4 months ago
Holy histamines, Batman!
[–]lullabyrequiem 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
I currently have huuuge welts almost all over my body for no particular reason (it's called Non-Specific Urticaria). It would look so much cooler if they were hand-shaped
[–][deleted] 4 months ago
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[–]lullabyrequiem 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I take antihistamines 9 months of the year for hayfever, so they don't help much. When it happens I go on shot-term course of high strength cortisone tablets. Takes the welts down within hours but the side-effect is awful insomnia. Hellooooooo Stilnox! :)
[–]Yesohmigosh 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
Castiel probably raised him from perdition.
[–]ImportedItalianNylon 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
The Hamburger Helper guy is a dick.
[–]jj_yossarian 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
What do you mean? He gave him a pat on the back.
[–]cormier1989 71 points72 points73 points 4 months ago
haha I had an ex who had sensitive skin so I use to slap her on the ass when she was naked to leave my handprint. dont worry she liked it.
[–][deleted] 73 points74 points75 points 4 months ago
Don't worry. We like it.
[–]zen_monkey 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Pics or it didn't happen.
[–]lullabyrequiem 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Who doesnt like a nice ass-slapping? ;)
[–]dan2737 27 points28 points29 points 4 months ago
Some people.
[–]AlterEgotism 24 points25 points26 points 4 months ago
i got 5 on it
[–]neren 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
allegedly if you play that song at a club in oakland, people lose their shit. everyone goes absolutely dumb.
[–]JFeth 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
This is just how Rick Flair says hello. WOOOOOOO!
[–]Ozzy7 27 points28 points29 points 4 months ago*
Dean? Didn't you die? Why is there a hand mark on you!
...
Must've been an angel!!!
[–]barset 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Fuck'n Cas..
[–]ddoubletake 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I would.
[–]MrBlockOfCheese 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
And this is why I scroll through the comments before posting :) Have an upvote, sir.
[–]red_280 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
He was raised from perdition.
[–]worldisbetternow 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Ah, anyone remembers the girl with Dermatographic urticaria who did a thread on Reddit and wrote/created things on her skin based on comments?
edit: I cannot find the link
[–]meek-seek 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
is it just me or does it look kinda warped in some areas as if it had been hit multiple times?
[–]funnyhowlifeworks 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
It looks more like an extreme skin response to anything touching it, maybe some form of welts/hives.
[–]tonywb 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Looks like we share a rare skin condition, it's called dermographism. It's kinda cool but annoying too.
[–]Duskblade95 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
I agree. as someone who has it, going swimming at the beach or lake when the water is cool and knowing you'll come out of the water with people staring at you because you're covered in welps sucks. But I tend to ignore mine, most of the time my parents noticed welts that I didn't and most kids at my highschool think it's cool for some odd reason.
[–]corpusdelenda 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Nobody uses the hand welt to draw a turkey? What a wasted opportunity.
[–]ddoubletake 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Someone did, look a little higher in the thread :)
[–]spc1979 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
was it from this
[–]quippinit 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Best I can do is $4
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Was that taken in Pasadena Ca?
[–]feelitallaround 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
BUT WHAT DID HE GET HIT WITH.
[–]Dustyrice 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
"hahahha!!........ Wait is he serious?"
[–]TallonWarrior 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Dad doesn't know his own strength.
[–]BR0THAKYLE 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Am I the only one that wants to grab a marker and turn this into a back turkey.
[–]cjZombie 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Did Castiel raise you from Hell too?
[–]saumuribiz 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I was thinking its Dean from the back ~
[–]JafBot 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago*
Dermatographic urticaria, I have it, idiopathically. I can be in a nervous situation and BOOM I start itching and get really hot. Sometimes I get a light graze and boom thick welt appears.
I can skin write and all sorts of shit, it's quite a cool thing. EDIT: That's my arm, if you can't tell.
[–]mifune_toshiro 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Another casualty of an unlicensed Slap Bet.
[–]TheLolTree 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Chuck Norris poked him... On Facebook.
[–]404fucks 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Good ol' Texas 5 Star.
[–]KrugSmash 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
We do 'em in Maryland too.
[–]RedEyeWalleye 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
What a mean, sausage-fingered person.
[–]Arex123 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
It's called dermographia! I have this as well; that slap would not have needed to be seriously painful to cause this.
[–]nitcanavan 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
LOOK ALIVE!
[–]henry_sellers 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
That's called a red hand of Ulster where I come from!
[–]keelhauld 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Do not talk about Fight Club
[–]stubag 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
This happened to a friend of mine after a match in the showers. He doesn't have a skin condition, just a 18 stone rugby player friend http://imgur.com/f0hlX
[–]G-0ff 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Man, he must have fucking EARNED that pat on the back.
[–]Viridovipera 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I give this five stars!
[–]tfaddy 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
What the fuck did the guy's hand break the sound barrier ?
[–]gabstergirl 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Looks like an angel pulled you out of hell
[–]Pterodactyl418 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Castiel obviously gripped him tight and raised him from perdition.
[–]TheLonelyLeviathan 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
Which angel pulled YOU out of hell? (Anyone gets this reference you will forever be my best friend xD)
[–]JoyKill86 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I'm sure there are plenty of supernatural fans here.
[–]hitdadeck 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
TALK ABOUT RED HANDED !!
[–]jaysohn 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Buddha palm!
[–]fakecandy 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
There are paddles shaped like hands that could have done this.
[–]Killer_Killa_Tequila 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
You know what else hurts? Pictures I've seen a hundred times...
[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Because it's a repost?
[–]phekylmadder 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Nice job. Give yourself a pat on the back!
[–]warteg 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Slapped by a dog, sideway
Look up iron palm or iron palm training on youtube.
[–]StoicGunner 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
This should be under r/holyshit
[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Slapped on the back by the human torch?
[–]vinunleaded0301 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
this guy is probably allergic to every freaking thing in the world. Chronic Urticaria?
[–]BHynes92 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I had a strikingly similar picture of myself on my old phone, unfortunately, those pictures were lost when I fell into the pool.
[–]Forfuckssakes 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
This made me shiver in fear.
[–]Unshapenkris 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Slapped by poison ivy.
[–]MrEpic79 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Maybe a failed high five?
[–]Astrocat47 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
We know.
[–]springerfinger 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Messin' with sasquatch.
[–]sg88 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
well not on the face, but you just got slapped
[–]Vicious_Violet 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Dermatographic Urticaria sufferers, represent!
[–]smechile 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
You'll have a very short career as a calf-skin substitute. Shallow people love their leather gloves!
[–]TheBassThatAteMiami 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Reminds me of a mosquito bite. This looks like it itches.
[–]SpriteIsColored 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I don't want to see THAT mosquito.
That's definitely a reaction to something other than a slap.
[–]Sarcasticviper 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
high five gone wrong, terribly wrong...
[–]DrumCorpsAlum 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Apparently he was having trouble getting used to his new name, Toby.
[–]BlueTouchPaper 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The dreaded douche-bag slap.
[–]ShockedAndLoud 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
OH MY GOD THAT GUYS GOT A HAND GROWING OUT OF HIS BACK, WHAT'S THE SCIENCE BEHIND THAT SHIT!?!?!?!?
[–]Sp4cem4nSpiff 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I see you've lost a slap bet with the famed Marshall Erickson
[–]teh_lurker76 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Looks like Dave Grohl's hand got you right in the back!
[–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
homey the clowns sock grew fingers
[–]popelithium2 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I get well larry when geezers look at me funny, bouncin round like bunnies.
[–]HiddenUnicorn 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
How the hell...?
[–]imaunitard 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
BODY GLOVE
I used to have one of those shirts in high school with a big hand on the back. It was like having a "kick me" sign on your back - slap here, please.
[–]Bipedal 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I did this to a girl's ass once.
[–]elastic-craptastic 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Or as some would say... Just looking at this repost makes me hurt.
[–]rmeds 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
WE KNOW
[–]MauiWowieOwie 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
When Shaq gives you a pat on the back.
[–]elements705 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Did you get a pat on the back from the Human Torch or some shit?
[–]Zyryz 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I think he is allergic to hands :-/ not sure though
[–]I_am_the_night 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
He has been marked by the keeper
[–]Gurkaan 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ah, good old red hand game
[–]b00l_Badass 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It's like a man inside the man trying to come out :O
[–]Hyphnip 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Maybe he's allergic to the person who slapped him.
[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It will hurt even more when you realize he actually got slapped on the chest.
[–]AVTRHNTR 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I still have this, and once some guy slapped me in the face. I had a hand print in my face for 1 hour straight. Not a nice feeling when many people don't know about it.
[–]Peaced 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdGjfIdoIJc&feature=player_detailpage#t=462s
[–]omplatt 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Gave my friend a 5 star like that but on his stomach. It lasted a week.
[–]dorky2 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I don't have that skin disease where you welt easily, and I have had a handprint like this on my butt. It looked worse than it felt. I don't know if it's different on your back where there's less padding, but it's not so bad on the ass.
[–]Aleywashernameo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I thought a pat on the back was supposed to be reassuring...
[–]Stullif 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Gotta keep the pimp hand strong.
Quick, see if you can lift some prints off it
[–]Taures1 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
We Know
[–]pertnewt 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
This guy has obviously dating my ex-wife.
[–]Houselurver11 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The dark brotherhood is coming for him
[–]russiantrace 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
So reddit doesn't know what five-stars are apparently?
[–]nori452 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That must be one helluva slap bet
[–]ViennaKP 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Looks like someone lost a slap bet.
[–]Zerorion 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I thought this was a Five-Star from hell, but then I read the comments.
[–]oenoneshore 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
i was slapped so hard one time by this bitch, it left a hand print mark like that for the next hour. it hurts like hell
[–]connor15232 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I found out I had it after thinking I was being molested by a demon because I had a handprint on my thigh that was all red, itchy and hot at least im not alone
[–]ericmoritz 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Someone lost a game of turkey
[–]bambamhoneycomb 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That does look like it hurts but I want to see the picture of the hand
[–]Lick_My_Nuts 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
No it doesn't pussy.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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