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[–]sceezy 694 points695 points ago

no you're not

[–]NotaMethAddict 199 points200 points ago

Surely OP wouldn't just spread lies like that... What kind of monster would lie on the internet?

[–]Lowbacca1977 240 points241 points ago

What kind of monster would lie on the internet?

This kind

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 40 points41 points ago

Shit, that's the most adorable monster I've ever seen.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 387 points388 points ago

[–]saladtossing 61 points62 points ago

[–]yasisterstwat 149 points150 points ago

[–]Flope 226 points227 points ago

[–]stferago 41 points42 points ago

So vogue.

[–]ineverupvote 82 points83 points ago

It's like I'm on a shit version of 4chan.

[–]hysro 20 points21 points ago

soon this stuff will be all over facebook

[–]Raneados 13 points14 points ago

"I'm going to the wet version of the ocean"

[–]Hornswoggled 24 points25 points ago

OP is fucking fabulous

[–]Ayenguyen 73 points74 points ago

[–]UndeadBuggalo 28 points29 points ago

[–]JSUNECRO 8 points9 points ago

[–]Mr_Rippe 3 points4 points ago

Everyone in this thread should join us at /r/OpIsAFag, where we point out his faggotry nonstop!

[–]SrsSteel 28 points29 points ago

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 6 points7 points ago

[–]i_am_sad 8 points9 points ago

I'm having a stroke...

OF GENIUS.~*

[–]Euphorium 3 points4 points ago

I have a cunning plan.

[–]JCXtreme 60 points61 points ago

[–]Kniggits 27 points28 points ago

a meth addict

[–]slow56k 4 points5 points ago

Oh, this guy again.

[–]pars28 78 points79 points ago

There's an international kiss day?!

[–]itzmedavid 7 points8 points ago

supposedly, I thought it was yesterday..

[–]lordofsithis 10 points11 points ago

National Kiss Day was yesterday for America (July 6th), today is International Kiss day, so enjoy!

[–]DaBigCheese 194 points195 points ago

[–]The_Magnificent 118 points119 points ago

This one can actually be funny. The other one is just stupidly mean.

[–]december101987 61 points62 points ago

Would it be funnier if they accident bite each other's tongue?

[–]ZiggyOnMars 33 points34 points ago

Manslaughter

[–]Reesch 52 points53 points ago

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'

[–]online222222 39 points40 points ago

well you can, it just wouldn't be spelled correctly.

[–]antpham 22 points23 points ago

Then you wouldn't be spelling slaughter, would you?

[–]Crimms 15 points16 points ago

Holy shit, this explains snakes so much.

[–]Ftumsh 5 points6 points ago

You can't spell 'snakes' without 'nakes'.

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 14 points15 points ago

You can't spell without letters

[–]Moreboom 3 points4 points ago

TOmato, toMATO; Manslaughter, Man's Laughter.

[–]dtx3yamaha 36 points37 points ago

"I've got some pans of my own."

FTFY

[–]lychee-twist 10 points11 points ago

I like that one better than the tape. I wish I had thought about this in high school.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 6 points7 points ago

It's interesting how the girl reacted much faster than the guy. The guy must have had twice the ping as the girl.

[–]SolomonGomes 17 points18 points ago

I'm going to Rock'n'Roll all night.

[–]FixtheFernback757 17 points18 points ago

And have a wonderful... time

[–]abw 4 points5 points ago

Came for Family Guy quote, was not disappointed.

[–]blazingscience 4 points5 points ago

AND PARTY EVVVERYDAY!

[–]abw 3 points4 points ago

Came for KISS quote, was not disappointed.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 150 points151 points ago

See ya in jail, dude.

[–]NotaMethAddict 112 points113 points ago

I'm sure there will be plenty of people willing to kiss him there...

[–]Rradum 41 points42 points ago

For an 11 year old bisexual girl, you sure do comment on a lot of things.

[–]dietbroccoli 21 points22 points ago

I'm more impressed that an eleven year old bisexual girl can also be a pedophile.

[–]The_Real_JS 5 points6 points ago

...do I dare ask?

[–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

See, I have him tagged as "His name is Brandon, and he's masturbated to his parents"

[–]the9trances 16 points17 points ago

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

[–]diy_tripper 9 points10 points ago

Why, you're going to do this too?

[–]feelinweird 2 points3 points ago

Public masturbastion is generally frowned upon.

[–]runsoutofspace 9 points10 points ago

Hooray for battery!

[–]Violoner 15 points16 points ago

That's not battery. It's assault with a sticky weapon at best.

That being said, I should not be trusted with any legal advice ever.

[–]runsoutofspace 6 points7 points ago

Battery: intentional contact with P’s person that is harmful or offensive.
Assault: intentional act that creates P’s reasonable apprehension of imminent offensive/harmful contact.
Of course, these are the civil suit definitions.

[–]NoNeedForAName 3 points4 points ago

Most definitely battery.

Although in some jurisdictions there's no such thing as criminal battery anymore. They just call everything "assault" and grade it differently if there's no contact, contact, contact and physical injury, etc.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 298 points299 points ago

OH GOOD, WE NEED MORE NEEDLESSLY UNFORGIVABLE DICKS IN THE WORLD

[–]ThisIsDefinitelyAGun 18 points19 points ago

I'm trying to figure out what the fuck needlessly unforgivable means.

[–]thekilljoy 77 points78 points ago

You called?

[–]lesser_panjandrum 15 points16 points ago

Gods help you Theon Killjoy, now you are truly lost.

[–]Danger_Curves_Ahead -3 points-2 points ago

funny and cake day...i feel like i just saw a unicorn

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 57 points58 points ago

[–]Alascar 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]sheriff_skullface 14 points15 points ago

So apparently there is an international kiss day.

[–]yasisterstwat 18 points19 points ago

[–]failbot30000 11 points12 points ago

Enhance...

[–]Danielo944 2 points3 points ago

"Enhance, Stop"

[–]superhope 4 points5 points ago

Saturday, July 7th is International Kissing Day. That's today. For those who were wondering.

[–]derpy_lurker 6 points7 points ago

It's not like people tape you to your hand.

[–]bender445 62 points63 points ago

Looks like SHE'S the overly attached girlfriend rimshot

[–]slow56k 39 points40 points ago

Boo

[–]evanz 44 points45 points ago

oobs

[–]dietbroccoli 14 points15 points ago

Boooobs?

[–]TripleHomicide 15 points16 points ago

Booo--urns.

[–]gorilla_head 3 points4 points ago

Be prepared to get knocked out.

[–]Harman_M 33 points34 points ago

More pranks by what looks to be the same guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF4t5_eKciY&feature=player_embedded

I've had this video sitting in my favorites for many months.

[–]Fimbultyr 128 points129 points ago

Man, he's kind of a giant dick.

[–]NoNeedForAName 40 points41 points ago

I always wonder how much of these things are scripted. A lot of these pranksters should be getting arrested and/or beat up.

But that newspaper thing was fucking hilarious.

[–]prince_of_tacoma 14 points15 points ago

I think Remi Gaillard (a prankster who does similarly obnoxious things) has been arrested. Or at least there are rumors of it. He did one "prank" where he steals from fast food restaurant drive throughs. That, if true, is clearly illegal.

[–]Chiefpoopie 10 points11 points ago

Even though that's a horrible thing to do, i'll admit it is kind of clever.

[–]GrandMasterMara 1 point2 points ago

The one where they pushed people into the water is pretty much involuntary manslaughter. Jail time for sure if they get caught.

[–]peasant_levies 21 points22 points ago

It's from Russia. That country is chronically depressed, so only schadenfreude can make them laugh anymore.

[–]artydecor 2 points3 points ago

What's interesting he how he selectively chooses his targets.

When they were filming the army guys walking by I thought for sure he was going to get his ass kicked, but instead the prank was merely a girl going into hug them.

[–]OhHaiMarc 1 point2 points ago

This is pretty much the same conversation that happened last time this gif was posted

[–]D3uces 34 points35 points ago

I laugh, but I would be so pissed if someone did any of that to me

[–]mattindustries 26 points27 points ago

There were a few that could have ended REALLY bad. Pushing the person off their bike (doesn't take much of a fall to break bones/skull), pushing the person into the water (some people can't swim), and rattling the ladder (likely could startle them enough to fall from pretty high).

[–]thesnowflake 2 points3 points ago

the ladder one looked pretty dangerous for sure

[–]scorpion347 14 points15 points ago

You have discovered the root of comedy!

[–]mattindustries 5 points6 points ago

The root of witless comedy.

[–]bluesatin 11 points12 points ago

The root of some comedy, comedy I don't personally appreciate.

I much prefer self-depreciating or silly humour that doesn't involve making fun of other people.

[–]jimmytheone45 20 points21 points ago

Shutup faggot

[–]SecondSkin 1 point2 points ago

Time + tragedy = comedy.

[–]pieguyfry22 30 points31 points ago

It's a fine line between prankster and bully.

[–]str8slash12 20 points21 points ago

He crossed that line pretty early in the video.

[–]VolcanicBakemeat 2 points3 points ago

"Me encanto el minuto 1:33"

What's so great about that, I wonder? Let's skip to 1:33...

Oh, he's molesting a woman, okay

[–]tutae 1 point2 points ago

What an asshole. Laughed at all of them besides the fisherman though.

[–]Splugger 1 point2 points ago

Is this not illegal?

[–]sd42 1 point2 points ago

I feel like downvoting you just for favouriting this. Seriously, guy is a giant douche, and every like and favourite just promotes this shit.

[–]poopdollarz 2 points3 points ago

forever alone....

[–]psychroclasm 2 points3 points ago

How do you not hear a length of duct tape being pulled behind a bush? These people would be terrible to have around in a rape scenario. Unless you're the rapist. Or you need to get away.

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 23 points24 points ago

I think that was a great lesson about making out in public.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 38 points39 points ago

Do it and some escaped mental patient will come and tape you to your makeoutee?

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 14 points15 points ago

Precisely!

[–]dawgiesman1 2 points3 points ago

More here

[–]imbreaststroke 1 point2 points ago

I believe you would be considered, Forever Alone.

[–]Pentagone 1 point2 points ago

[–]SweetBabyJesusOnFire 1 point2 points ago

The one in the blue gets a hand up to block tape and preserve breathing space almost immediately. S/he's been in this situation before!

[–]itsnick137 1 point2 points ago

Yet you didn't do that once today.

[–]distractthepaladin 1 point2 points ago

So . . . getting arrested!

[–]ExodusRex 1 point2 points ago

The person who put their hand up has taken a self defense class. That's exzactly what you should do to counter a garrote.

[–]vertibird 1 point2 points ago

Sitting in jail, apparently...

[–]butterfly1186 1 point2 points ago

Repost, dude.

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

Being a dick?

[–]RobEBud 1 point2 points ago

Forever alone?

[–]coolestguy1234 1 point2 points ago

thanks for letting me know such a day existed you asshole

[–]TallonWarrior 1 point2 points ago

You should try it out first.

[–]zach84 1 point2 points ago

First of all, is this real or was it fake?

Secondly, link me the video, damn it.

[–]soapman4 1 point2 points ago

i read all of those comments hoping to find out when international kiss day actually is, no dice

[–]Hyce 1 point2 points ago

I'll probably just listen to KISS.

[–]HeyFuckYouAsshole 1 point2 points ago

I hope someone stabs or shoots you.

[–]maef 1 point2 points ago

What you will be doing yesterday?

[–]ddDeath_666 1 point2 points ago

http://youtu.be/K6Up2_V_n_U?t=56s For those that want the actual video instead of the gif.

[–]Eddyoshi 1 point2 points ago

i didnt even know this holiday existed :(

[–]elstompy 3 points4 points ago

Read that as "Intentional Kiss Day" and wondered if there was also an "Unintentional Kiss Day".

[–]robfplusp 3 points4 points ago

This reminds me of sharking except it doesn't make you look like a pervert.

[–]Locke02 3 points4 points ago

Although untrue, this post is still a nice break from the endless forever alone style jokes.

[–]catnipassian 0 points1 point ago

Being a complete dick? Good job OP. Aspiring to be that guy that nobody wants to talk to because he tapes people together.

[–]CreepyUncleBeardo 1 point2 points ago

I'll be playing kickball with Uncle Jessie...

[–]WrethZ 1 point2 points ago

It looks like they just carry on.

[–]Speculater -1 points0 points ago

Now kiss!

[–]spaceboomer 6 points7 points ago

[–]Trolls-Gone-Wild -1 points0 points ago

This amuses me.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

The downvote party in this thread is off the hook.

[–]amastele 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate the man's determination. Only after he completes his goal does he laugh.

[–]ms_kat_d 0 points1 point ago

I like that the girl tries to kick him.

[–]peptidemel 0 points1 point ago

That's funny, but there's no such day.

[–]Nupvote 0 points1 point ago

Anti Cock- Block?

[–]Lexi_Laura 0 points1 point ago

LoL the more I watch it the harder I laugh

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

When is international fap day?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Guys you're not 4chan...

[–]Y2J_JERMAINE_Y2J 0 points1 point ago

I expected a Portal reference.

[–]elvisliveson 0 points1 point ago

the very face of mischief

[–]AnasAbdin -1 points0 points ago

[–]Ruined534 0 points1 point ago

A true hero.

[–]Thunder_Bastard 0 points1 point ago

Assaulting people?

[–]Royerzzz 0 points1 point ago

Awesome!

[–]AlterEgoParadigm 0 points1 point ago

Another video, somehow he's even worse.

[–]scullymeister_3 0 points1 point ago

That's fucking hilarious

[–]TheRealDickler 0 points1 point ago

I would do this too if I had no one to kiss... wait I don't...

[–]Rorkimaru 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha! I'm happier than you temporarily.

[–]808lisa93 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this is a repost.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

it was probably also posted on valentine's day.

[–]808lisa93 1 point2 points ago

And anyother random day.

[–]Rexxyn 0 points1 point ago

I did this to a girl in a break in class with a girld. It wasn't a good tape and I didn't used a lot of it. Still she screamed at me as she pulled away the tape. If it wasn't enought. she then proceeded to run out of class into the next bathroom. After some time she came back, quite mad to say the least. I had to talk with the teacher about it, but wasn't grounded or something. But she was silent for about 2 Minutes. Worth it.

[–]luigisfuckingpeach 0 points1 point ago

FUCK PDAs

[–]the_tes 0 points1 point ago

We're so poor we can't afford another router to extend the signal.

[–]Skathington 0 points1 point ago

Can't stop laughing, that's hilarious.

[–]Zakmondo 0 points1 point ago

that sill be me for sure

[–]freeman08 0 points1 point ago

You said will be but it was yesterday

[–]shutupjoey 0 points1 point ago

Why do I only hear about these things on reddit?

[–]Gonomed 0 points1 point ago

The Amazing Tape-man

[–]x2V 0 points1 point ago

i'd pay to see the next 10 seconds of this gif

[–]splurgeurge 0 points1 point ago

That look as he was running away.

[–]flamingiceriver 0 points1 point ago

What did I learn today? OP is a faggot.

[–]J_Soul 0 points1 point ago

Ah, all I can think about is how painful it will be for them to get the tape off their hair.

[–]angrehorse 0 points1 point ago

How can you do that while on the computer?

[–]n1cejob 0 points1 point ago

no you're not

[–]ODIN598 0 points1 point ago

is this from something or did that actually happen