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[–]wakinupdrunk 248 points249 points ago

I could imagine this in America's Funniest Home Videos with Bob Saget doing one of his dumb voiceovers.

"Oh look honey, his new pet likes him!"

[–]Jeroknite 168 points169 points ago

It. Was. I saw the episode.

[–]a066684 12 points13 points ago

I guess I can only be happy that things I saw on TV years ago and laughed it can now be enjoyed by a new generation. Kick ass.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 5 points6 points ago

That's the spirit!

Good attitude, gramps.

[–]Dayman07 1 point2 points ago

I like your name.

[–]a066684 -1 points0 points ago

Haha I'm 26. Damn I feel old

[–]Phoequinox 47 points48 points ago

I saw the "ABC" at the bottom.

Honestly, who digs out these old shows and turns them into gifs? I feel like Jeff Foxworthy bought out reddit or something.

[–]Dakota47 7 points8 points ago

Damnit don't give him ideas.

[–]Phoequinox 9 points10 points ago

You might be a redditor if. . .

[–]Miguelerbee 3 points4 points ago

You might be a redneck eeeeff...

[–]ittakesacrane 2 points3 points ago

if you post pictures of your sister to r/sexy

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[–]wevcss 1 point2 points ago

I bet you kill kittens

[–]Japanimekid 15 points16 points ago

......the whole grapefruit? isnt that animal cruelty? and with his wife?

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[–]Kkrol 7 points8 points ago

Dude- That is just fucking sick.

Leave this place and never come back. ಠ_ಠ

[–]thewhoiam 3 points4 points ago

Oh no, the comments are leaking...

[–]Your_socks 3 points4 points ago

Evidence:


Grapefruit

Animal cruelty

Wife

We must know the truth ....

[–]vortilad 1 point2 points ago

What did he say?

[–]CaptainSombrero 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck happened?

[–]HagbardTheSailor 36 points37 points ago

That's why there's an ABC logo in the corner.

[–]wakinupdrunk 135 points136 points ago

I hope that isn't the actual voiceover for that clip. There's no way that show can be that predictable.

EDIT: Found the actual clip, the fishing pole kid is towards the end. No actual voice included, but I did have to search 5 pages of Google for that. I deserve an award for such troubles.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

I believe this was from the Tom Bergeron era of AFV, which would explain the lack of voiceover.

[–]kelseysaurus 0 points1 point ago

It isn't. I'm sick and happened to watch the episode yesterday (don't blame me! I was looking for some guilt and brain-free television) - it's from season 19, which is available on Netflix, and Tom's still on there doing his thing

[–]American_Assface 11 points12 points ago

All I can offer is an upvote.

[–]HairyDuck 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, Rick Harrison.

[–]i_fancy_that 1 point2 points ago

The prank on the lady with the cello had better been worth it, b/c those are freaking expensive.

[–]gaunten 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't that even a contrabass? Even worse if so

[–]darkmuch -1 points0 points ago

right click to save the url at the time of vid

[–]hysro -2 points-1 points ago

[–]enki1337 10 points11 points ago

"Hahahahahaahahaha" Clap clap clap

[–]AnnoyingStaple 18 points19 points ago

and the winner for 5,000 dollars issss... New best friend!!!! clap clap clap

[–]misterfappington 2 points3 points ago

The gig is up. The producers of American's Funniest Home Videos are the very same people who created Reddit.

[–]DJCleanPenis 6 points7 points ago

Bob Saget! - Tourettes Guy

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

Who in the motherfucking goddamn hell is a tourettes guy bastard cock

[–]thrilloilogy 2 points3 points ago

Fuck salt!

[–]Crackz0r 0 points1 point ago

Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things

[–]ArtVandelay_ 1 point2 points ago

This was on quite a few of the episodes hosted by Tom Bergeneronlklkjkj <-Not sure how to spell it

[–]gfixler 0 points1 point ago

Berenergoncube.

[–]red_bull_of_juarez 1 point2 points ago

Bob Saget. The illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater.

[–]Jreynold 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget the sound effects.

(zooming plane) (spring noise) (crash)

[–]tonywb 1 point2 points ago

Its ironic that AFV has reposted for over 20 years and we love it, however, repost here are a sin.

[–]Schnix 0 points1 point ago

It's on all the ''Funny Home Videos''-Shows in germany too..

[–]gfixler 0 points1 point ago

It's the adorable, non-deadly version of this.

[–]maroonlife 14 points15 points ago

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" - The fish

[–]bobbydigitalFTW 14 points15 points ago

[–]ParaChizzy 5 points6 points ago

No one has asked the more serious question... What the hell is that kid wearing?

[–]slow56k 22 points23 points ago

Redneck tetherball

[–]camperfish 45 points46 points ago

[–]mysticdickstick 41 points42 points ago

I fuckin knew it before I clicked it!

[–]teegle1 10 points11 points ago

I'm assuming its Benny hill, I can't click the link but it'd be perfect

[–]dudeabides86 -1 points0 points ago

you assume correct.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 5 points6 points ago

ly.

[–]ChowderMann 2 points3 points ago

Love you too.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf -2 points-1 points ago

Eat fuck, dickbreath!

[–]pyrajane 4 points5 points ago

Laughed until I went into a coughing fit, even though I knew what was coming.

[–]BCP27 1 point2 points ago

[–]schwab002 3 points4 points ago

I love Benny Hill, but Guile's theme is better. For example, it make these already brilliant commercials even better.

[–]Scarmanz -2 points-1 points ago

The kids thinking "this is one fast mother fucking fish"

[–]pwnmesoftly 5 points6 points ago

I did the same thing when I caught my first fish. Although the fish was a catfish and I wasn't as good at dodging as this kid, so its barbed fin hit me in the face and pierced my cheek. Good times..

[–]Cypressinn -3 points-2 points ago

Nuthin like catfish barb venom in ur face to make u enjoy fishin.

[–]killerjr 2 points3 points ago

Goddamn, that one had me chuckling like a moron. I'm sitting outside where my neighbors can hear. I'm not a moron. You are getting me a bad reputation.

[–]Silver_DNA 8 points9 points ago

Are we posting gifs from America's Funniest Home Videos for karma now or was this always a thing?

[–]NaClx 3 points4 points ago

As a result, I read all of the attempts at funny quips in Bob Saget's child voice.

[–]NaClx 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Reddit.

[–]theofficialposter 1 point2 points ago

I'm 27 and still have an irrational fear that I will get bit by a fish everytime I step into the ocean... I know that feel kid...

[–]mckv22 1 point2 points ago

I will take my kids fishing just for this!

[–]StrictlyStupid 1 point2 points ago

he may have been running from the hook, not the fish. just an assumption.

[–]Wackenov 0 points1 point ago

That kid got stuck in an infinite loop. Pretty good failsafes though.

[–]haiku_robot -2 points-1 points ago

That kid got stuck in 
an infinite loop. Pretty 
good failsafes though.

[–]jeremymathis 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised he didn't fall in the water

[–]SwiftToStreetlight 1 point2 points ago

Even in death, this fish made me LOL.

[–]IM_OL_GREG 1 point2 points ago

It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!!!

[–]hoobidabwah 0 points1 point ago

You fishin in my waters?

[–]IM_OL_GREG 1 point2 points ago

Yes sir, thank you sir!

[–]astrograph 1 point2 points ago

what i do when a girl talks to me

[–]FannyBabbs 1 point2 points ago

Guys....I'm seriously worried this might have been me...

[–]okko7 1 point2 points ago

[–]farmall2498 8 points9 points ago

As a person who also has ecthophobia(the fear of fish,) I give this kid an official "I know dat feel, bro."

[–]stellareddit 11 points12 points ago

As a person who has cheekincisophobia, I give this fish an official WARRRHGGHGLLLHGHHGHG.

[–]CipherSeed 6 points7 points ago

[–]patefoisgras 2 points3 points ago

I never knew that was a thing, but I have it now.

Thanks, asshole.

[–]Never_Seen_An_Ocelot -1 points0 points ago

Glad I'm not alone, fish freak me the hell out. It almost touched him!

[–]weaver2109 4 points5 points ago

It was funnier when Bob Saget showed it to me 18 years ago.

[–]Zorruq 2 points3 points ago

i was listening to "you spin me round" as i watched this.

[–]Ihmhi 2 points3 points ago

The Internet has ruined that song for me forever.

[–]jwalton78 2 points3 points ago

[–]wakinupdrunk 3 points4 points ago

And still no sound? What's the point?

[–]asdfaoeu 2 points3 points ago

Wow a youtube version that is lower quality than a gif.

[–]WimzicalStranger 4 points5 points ago

Meanwhile the fish is like "lolololololol i'm gonna getchyu!!"

[–]hispters 1 point2 points ago

HOLY FUCK A FLYING FISH HELP ME HELP ME!

[–]GigaStormRider 1 point2 points ago

Magikarp used FLAIL!

[–]Speculater 1 point2 points ago

He might want to never let his parents find this gif... or they may very well carry it in their wallets forever.

[–]NewCommenter 3 points4 points ago

They could easily do that if they have a smartphone...

[–]mozziestix -2 points-1 points ago

Would y'all mind describing just how in THE hell this little feller's folks is gonna put a piece of the ol' internets clear inside of their wallets?

I don't reckon they could, even if they was fixin' to, but imma listenin...

[–]Ihmhi 5 points6 points ago

OLED screens and super-light batteries will, in the near future, give us Harry Potter-style animated pictures the size of a polaroid.

Or they could, you know, have it on their phone.

[–]Speculater 7 points8 points ago

[–]mozziestix 2 points3 points ago

Just take my upvote and the hell off'n my land!

[–]TangoOscarDD 0 points1 point ago

I was going to contribute to the downvote train, but, after cleverly keeping it going, went back to upvote.

[–]Golden-Calf 0 points1 point ago

Print the frames and make a flip-book!

[–]TheOSullivanFactor 0 points1 point ago

Magikarps aren't supposed to know Thrash...

[–]dionvc 0 points1 point ago

In case you are wondering, it is from here

[–]lakerfan91 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting something along these lines

[–]muffins24 0 points1 point ago

this is me as an adult

[–]lessobvious 0 points1 point ago

You're just making it worse, kid!

[–]starlettemax 0 points1 point ago

I heard this in my head while I was watching this gif: (in Samuel L. Jackson's voice) "awww, HELL, no!"

[–]receedingpain21 0 points1 point ago

"omg omg omg omg get away get away get away get away!!!" run in circles toddler logic ftw

[–]DAFFY504 0 points1 point ago

I just woke up to go fishing. This is perfect!

[–]NandDRadio 0 points1 point ago

Flawless Victory!

[–]hypatiaslife 0 points1 point ago

RUN, FOREST, RUN!

[–]thineh 0 points1 point ago

Literally everyone on the subway is looking at me wondering why the hell I'm giggling!

[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point ago

Not the brightest child.

[–]m2309a3 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this kid is me, though I have neither any recollection of the incident nor any knowledge of my parents submitting this to ABC. Every time I see this GIF, I start to wonder though...

[–]kickstand11 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does he look like the pasty white kid from the grudge:/

[–]Ashers132 0 points1 point ago

I loved the "I'm out" moment.

[–]TurtleStroker 0 points1 point ago

I'm somewhat surprised by the lack of fish puns in this thread.

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

That fucker came right at me.

[–]NorwegianPearl 0 points1 point ago

I keep watching this over and over...I guess you could say, I'm hooked

[–]nebson 0 points1 point ago

heh

[–]An_Empty_Bottle 0 points1 point ago

There is some kind of moral in this gif.

[–]Espirion 0 points1 point ago

I love how at the end hes just like oh fuck this shit.

[–]Mogese 0 points1 point ago

magikarp is best pokemon

[–]LordTengil 0 points1 point ago

"Rememeber, son, it is probably more scared of you then you are of it"

[–]gunt34r 0 points1 point ago

Such good manners the kid has, even in peril he sets down the pole nicely!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is a golden classic.

[–]Piscator629 0 points1 point ago

If this is that old someone should track that kid down and ask how his therapy's going.

[–]hflol 0 points1 point ago

Never having kids.

[–]flouisxiv 0 points1 point ago

Dances with Fish

[–]RiteNaught 0 points1 point ago

Thats me!

[–]user_without_a_soul 0 points1 point ago

That's right, work that pole, baby!

[–]ddyrr 0 points1 point ago

The fish is winning the tetherball game.

[–]VLTech 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this ALL DAY!! HAHAHA!

[–]nolamunchkin 0 points1 point ago

I love this kid! Awesome!

[–]Mzyra 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, a fish is like "Where's my pole? I'm going humaning."

[–]beefinbed 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the gif of the idiot spiraling away from the liquid fire spewing from his gas can.

[–]FrostByte122 0 points1 point ago

You play tetherball? Yeah, yeah I do.

[–]Midnightruth 0 points1 point ago

This kid just learned the meaning of What goes around comes around.

[–]muffley 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a dog and an alligator.

gif

youtube

[–]Ragecomics96 0 points1 point ago

That most have been horrible for the fish... I hope whoever was filming it whent and placed him in the water and not fust leave it in the freakin ground... -_-

[–]Lunchbox5000 0 points1 point ago

Its a repost. To the front page with you, sir!

[–]TopsDrop 0 points1 point ago

Fish vs. pussy

[–]johnnythreeshoes 0 points1 point ago

The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

[–]tongshilaoshima 0 points1 point ago

That poor fish.. :[

[–]drunk_otter -1 points0 points ago

old as the hills ; still genius. Enjoy an unashamed repost upvote.

[–]SuperSlayin -1 points0 points ago

What is this, America's Funniest Home Videos? Thanks Bob Saget.

[–]jtv13 -1 points0 points ago

Animal cruelty is no joke...

EDIT: IT WAS A JOKE!!!!

[–]BigJohnful 0 points1 point ago

You got it wrong. Kurt Cobain said "It's OK to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings."

[–]ilikezombies -1 points0 points ago

I can't stop laughing.

[–]digbus -1 points0 points ago

reposts vs reddit. reposts win

[–]Spitfire15 -1 points0 points ago

Literally older than the internet.

[–]camdonlaneron -1 points0 points ago

That's the way my wife acts when I try to hook her with my pole ..... Maybe that is why I have no kids

[–]LieutenantClone -1 points0 points ago

Can we make this gif any smaller? I can still vaguely see what is going on.

[–]HoodRichJanitor -1 points0 points ago

This is one of the oldest gifs on the internet

[–]Lenity -1 points0 points ago

You know how I know you're gay

[–]argv_minus_one -2 points-1 points ago

That poor fish's agonizing death is now even more agonizing due to the little brat swinging it around by the hook like that. Sickening.

[–]oOoleveloOo -3 points-2 points ago

No one has made the joke yet?

FINE....

KID DROPPED THE BASS!

[–]kobaland -1 points0 points ago

Gets me every time

[–]Ad_Vance -1 points0 points ago

Thought this was NBA related....

[–]swandon -1 points0 points ago

Smart kid, you ever had a hook stuck you in? It's freaking terrible. I don't even want to imagine what it's like to get stuck with an occupied hook.

[–]altayh -1 points0 points ago

Magikarp used spash!

[–]Butch_Magnus -1 points0 points ago

[–]beligerentpenguin -1 points0 points ago

Like a dog chasing its tail!

[–]Beefdagetti -1 points0 points ago

First thing that popped into my mind after reading the title. Kid vs Kat

[–]pookymama2007 -1 points0 points ago

This made me lol. Like woah.

[–]redditisforphaggots -2 points-1 points ago

And yet, if that were a dog on that hook, people would be flipping their shit. Stay classy retards, stay classy.

[–]hiJude12 -2 points-1 points ago

ha, that kid sucks

[–]Asap6 -4 points-3 points ago

So cute!