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[–]dazwah 19 points20 points ago

This isn't funny in the slightest. /r/gifs, /r/trees, and /r/drugs are that way -->>>

[–]funkengruven88 -5 points-4 points ago

HAY GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY, DON'T POST HERE, MY OPINION IS LAW

[–]rsmb1268 17 points18 points ago

dude submit to r/trees or r/drugs and let the upvotes flow!

[–]CatrickSwayze 10 points11 points ago

yeah submit it to r/trees, where it was originally made by someone else then reposted at least 3 more times, plus now by others.

[–]blab140 -1 points0 points ago

Well, it's not like they can remember if it's a repost.

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

Good point. The folks on r/trees never bitch about reposts.

[–]rytoof 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget r/woahdude

[–]P-Stayne27 0 points1 point ago

Hate to break it to all of you, but it was posted in /r/trees weeks ago. And it wasn't even OC then either.

[–]funkengruven88 -3 points-2 points ago

HAY GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY, DON'T POST HERE, MY OPINION IS LAW

[–]StrangerDanger13 0 points1 point ago

Funkengruven88.....kindly shut the fuck up.

[–]funkengruven88 0 points1 point ago

Why, so you can get back to horse-fucking your mother?

[–]StrangerDanger13 0 points1 point ago

My mother is dead.

[–]funkengruven88 0 points1 point ago

So?

[–]StrangerDanger13 0 points1 point ago

....and I'm female. Your argument is invalid.

[–]funkengruven88 0 points1 point ago

Don't be sexist! Anyone can horse-fuck their mother, it's an equal-opportunity position.

[–]StrangerDanger13 1 point2 points ago

Well considering she's a pile of ashes kept inside of an urn, I don' even think it is physically possible.

[–]funkengruven88 0 points1 point ago

You can do this, I believe in you!

[–]turtles317 10 points11 points ago

oh god. That was hypnotizing....

[–]KingKill666 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't it? I stared at it for like five minutes without realizing it.

[–]turtles317 1 point2 points ago

I think my head started to follow his....

[–]religionkills 2 points3 points ago

Wait to see how intense the first hit will be before taking another one you silly kitty!

[–]nottaclevername 1 point2 points ago

Does this remind anyone else of Lisa Frank?

[–]AFROdisiac1994 1 point2 points ago

I need to lay off the catnip

[–]AmorphisUniversm 1 point2 points ago

repost to /r/woahdude!

[–]Yipfrr 1 point2 points ago

Repost :(

[–]WimzicalStranger 0 points1 point ago

I found this post with "420" upvotes, that's kind of a big coincidence.

[–]salmonellaHayek 0 points1 point ago

Many Trippy Kitty vs. Hypnotoad memes in our future.

[–]ninjaslug 0 points1 point ago

Its hypno toads cousin

[–]mauicormac 0 points1 point ago

Coming in from Cat Central Command, this is Agent Meowingtons directing redditors to begin Directive Alpha.

[–]Migelino64 0 points1 point ago

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries!

[–]scync 0 points1 point ago

My eyes... amazing... wonderful... a smooth GIF...

[–]Koktkamel 0 points1 point ago

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT

[–]GKA 0 points1 point ago

Been Cheesing?

[–]zShwagg 0 points1 point ago

Awesome as shit but not funny.

[–]0bsconder 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know anything about how one would make this cool color effect in a gif? Seems really cool!

[–]Pnewustink 0 points1 point ago

That's how I eat my sorbet

[–]CTownsley93 0 points1 point ago

Not funny but I'm glad it was here.

[–]MytMowse 0 points1 point ago

Damn son.

[–]Cheshyre_Cat 0 points1 point ago

If you're going to repost a repost, at least repost the better quality version.

But, it's not really 'funny' anyway, and it's probably been posted to every relevant subreddit by this point, so yeah.

[–]Jokesnjokesnjokes 0 points1 point ago

I hate this more than I hate most things.

[–]Lovefortrees111 0 points1 point ago

Kitty! Stop rainbowing, I'm trying to focus! Wait a second.. Am I tripping? Holy fuck I am. I'm tripping balls right now.

[–]PrussianJoe -1 points0 points ago

I for one accept our new Hypno-Cat overlords.

[–]malaragusauce -1 points0 points ago

I can't stop looking at this.

[–]lurker_no_more94 -1 points0 points ago

i was moving my head with the cat's for like 5 minutes...

[–]Drug_Guru -1 points0 points ago

God Damn, I don't know if you listen to Drum and Bass but I just listened to three tunes watching this shit.

[–]hippie_chick74 -1 points0 points ago

Far out man.

[–]Wolfie_Ecstasy -1 points0 points ago

I'm sober tonight, this thing tripped me the hell out..

[–]Pallashipai -1 points0 points ago

This is making me feel high...

[–]jaretok -1 points0 points ago

This is the dopest picture ever! Upvote!

[–]crowfeather -2 points-1 points ago

I'M HAVING A FLASHBACK!

OK, I'm fine now.

[–]Omnipotence456 -2 points-1 points ago

is that... blotter on its tongue?