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[–]nickfil 702 points703 points ago

those are not very good pants.

[–]MILKB0T 300 points301 points ago

This girl has been posted here before numerous times. Turns out she's actually a stripper.

[–]dr_professor_patrick 432 points433 points ago

Who could have guessed

[–]potatosack 172 points173 points ago

I'm shocked, truly.

[–]aWildCactuar 148 points149 points ago

I hear she has been giving a fake number out to all the people who ask for it! Boy would I like to know it!

[–]yemd 45 points46 points ago

867-5309

[–]toolbox2959 16 points17 points ago

I GOT IT!

[–]Bombardiers 2 points3 points ago

I got your number on the wall.

[–]LennonMOBILE 3 points4 points ago

I grew up in small town where all the phone numbers started with 867 (Not counting the area code, but nobody used the area code anyways). My neighbor got so many prank calls to his fax number because of that song...

[–]smaier69 27 points28 points ago

"866 66 faster" You've got the green light!

[–]MasterKopek 39 points40 points ago

Are you sure it's not '877 Cash now'? I'm confused! Do I need a structured settlement or not!

[–]LennonMOBILE 53 points54 points ago

800-5-8-8-2-300 Empire TODAY!

[–]asdfcasdf 73 points74 points ago

[–]Evanz111 1 point2 points ago

Every time I see someone quote The IT Crowd, I can't help but smile <3

[–]Not_Jack_Nicholson 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for this. If somebody didn't give the IT crowd some love with this one I was gonna be mad.

[–]LtDarien 13 points14 points ago

Growing up in Chicago, I heard this number a LOT

[–]frastmaz 5 points6 points ago

Very sad that the Empire carpet man, Lynn Hauldren, died a few years back. I got to see him throw out the first pitch to a Cubs game shortly before that, and even though he only made it about 25 feet, it was still pretty cool.

[–]LennonMOBILE 1 point2 points ago

I grew up in southern california, and I heard it a bunch there too. I'm guessing it was just everywhere.

[–]formad12 1 point2 points ago

Growing up on the Vancouver Island, we heard it just as often, oddly enough.

[–]dr_professor_patrick 1 point2 points ago

Does your name have snything to do with steam's potato sack bundle?

[–]omegacrunch 32 points33 points ago

Strippers make good money, she should invest in new shorts. Those are completely ruined. Not even a usable pocket.

[–]ZTreyJ 17 points18 points ago

I guess it's giving new meaning to "tap A".

[–]toallthosewhocare 24 points25 points ago

Would you like to know more? Why yes, yes I would...

[–]Ginnit 10 points11 points ago

Was that a Starship Troopers reference? If so, wow.

[–]toallthosewhocare 7 points8 points ago

This doesn't look like the information I was after.

[–]the_goat_boy 26 points27 points ago

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

[–]SpaceMountainCapt 1 point2 points ago

Rico's Roughnecks!

[–]youkilledyour 1 point2 points ago

What a coincidence. I just started reading the book today.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

In Arizona?

[–]legoporn 5 points6 points ago

The answer to this is relevant to my interests ...

[–]kindabiglie 18 points19 points ago

Uh, do you have links to any of the other posts? You know... for science...

[–]taz3781 7 points8 points ago

Yes. Science is of the utmost importance!

[–]thikthird 8 points9 points ago

i once found a stripper in miami with a navi tattoo. i gave her a buck for that.

[–]Animal-Crackers 33 points34 points ago

She's actually not a stripper; she's a dancer at a rave club called Insomnia in Dallas, Texas and also a waitress at a shitty restaurant.

And despite the picture, she is NOT attractive in the least. She's under 5 feet, thick in all the wrong places, and has a huge forehead. Not only that, but she's pretty insane.

Edit: Here's a normal picture.

http://imgur.com/6Qwy5

[–]technoleak 35 points36 points ago

Oh shit, wtf... you didn't mention that she's bald and has a soul patch! Fuck, gross dude, just goes to show, nothing's ever as good as it looks.

[–]slagdwarf 157 points158 points ago

[–]MrSnoobs 2 points3 points ago

10/10. Would meme again. A+++

[–]iheartspam 37 points38 points ago

You delivered! However, this woman is far from hideous. Have you seen the Judy the office cleaner on IT Crowd? shudder

[–]MrSnoobs 2 points3 points ago

S'BROKEN!

[–]boom929 8 points9 points ago

First, it's called a five-head.

Second, she's definitely not unattractive. I get what you're saying about her appearance but I would definitely disagree with the not-attractive part.

[–]Bsmiley24 6 points7 points ago

Thank you I think?

[–]interkin3tic 9 points10 points ago

Now that is an ugly vagina. The landing strip sometimes helps, but not here. And the fact that it is on the face of guy standing next to her doesn't help either.

[–]iheartspam 13 points14 points ago

This chick is not as hideous as you are suggesting (going off the second photo alone). Little belly pooch? Not that big of a deal. Now Judy the office cleaner from the IT Crowd? shudder

[–]SillionL 1 point2 points ago

That's, uh, that's a bit mean.

[–]LitoVonLitostein 1 point2 points ago

Ex?

[–]Bsmiley24 18 points19 points ago

That was actually a bad photo of me so I posted this one just for you http://brittanaesmiley.tumblr.com/post/26680948995/fuck-you Obviously you know my while life story so next time fucking say some shit to my face because I'm not a waitress or a go go dancer. I'm an exotic dancer and I make what you make in a year in less than a month .

[–]Muffwagon 15 points16 points ago

How is it that you know what Mr. Animal-Crackers makes in a year?

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 2 points3 points ago

What if he invented them? He must be so damn rich!

[–]FalloutNewCanada 1 point2 points ago

I bet you animal crackers sold more then what she earned...

[–]calm_collective 16 points17 points ago

I actually felt a bit sorry for you there until the last sentence. Now you just seem like an ass.

[–]BootOnFace 5 points6 points ago

Way to promote the ideal that a person's worth is determined by the size of their wallet.

[–]TheSheath 5 points6 points ago

Classy

[–]TheB1ade 6 points7 points ago

I find it entirely interesting you haven't used this account since the last time your picture was reposted.

GG

[–]dubdubdubdot 1 point2 points ago

I like zelda too, we must be soul mates.

[–]shit_reddit_says 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit, I can't believe that happened.

Most times you hate that you never have details, but on very rare occasions, the internet gods smile upon you and deliver.

[–]dingdongpuddi 2 points3 points ago

Because getting lots of money is what matters in life.

[–]SoWonky 2 points3 points ago

Dude shes an "exotic dancer".

You can see her priorities

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[–]Animal-Crackers 5 points6 points ago

Insomnia is a rave club; clothes are on.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

She does ballet.

[–]Aspel 1 point2 points ago

Those two look like they should live in a trailer, or maybe some scummy London council housing complex.

[–]iamemanresu 1 point2 points ago

Way to kill the fantasy...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Whether she likes it or not.

[–]El_Camino_SS 1 point2 points ago

The polite term is 'polecat,' please.

[–]wellsdb 31 points32 points ago

I was going to say "Do those still count as shorts, technically?"

[–]Dunkelz 12 points13 points ago

I am trying to understand why on the left leg, the cuff/end of the shorts is still there when there is literally nothing between it and her ass.

[–]zx666r[!] 13 points14 points ago

Looks more like a garter than the cuff of the shorts to me. I had to look again to see what you were talking about.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, I totally had to as well. I wanted to make sure that it was umm..a cuff garter or whatever.

[–]PoorlyConstructed 1 point2 points ago

There's some fabric on the inner thigh of her left leg that appears to be attached to the end of the shorts.

[–]bossmcsauce 3 points4 points ago

im going to say that it's really more of a fancy belt.

[–]gibsonsg87 28 points29 points ago

Two and a half hearts missing, shows poor video game skills. Holes ripped in pants, shows carelessness about appearance. 2/10 Would not bang.

[–]EternalStudent 8 points9 points ago

I was more wondering "did she pay money for that?"

[–]waterexpert 4 points5 points ago

Probablycost a few rupee's

[–]NoMagic 3 points4 points ago

You are not a good judge of pants, sir.

[–]thieving_magpie 206 points207 points ago

Does her ass beep annoyingly when it gets down to 1-2 hearts?

[–]Primital 145 points146 points ago

Nope, even more annoying. It starts farting in even intervals.

[–]Paublo1 79 points80 points ago

Hey Listen!

[–]HeyLisn 58 points59 points ago

Yeah?

[–]yemd 37 points38 points ago

He said listen not lisn.

[–]HeyLisn 49 points50 points ago

My mistake

[–]heylisten 66 points67 points ago

Idiot.

[–]Yellerfeller 1 point2 points ago

This is the hardest a comment on reddit has ever made me laugh... Thank you.

[–]Iggyhopper 1 point2 points ago

Fphphrrt.

[–]SaintZvlkx 6 points7 points ago

They added that little fucker into Magicka, specifically for the purpose of annoying people playing single player. And goddammit does it ever work.

[–]Draiko 6 points7 points ago

Sounds smelly.

[–]lisabadcat 5 points6 points ago

It toots.

[–]wiithepiiple 1 point2 points ago

When she comes, she just keeps say "HEY! LISTEN!"

[–]CoyoteStark 113 points114 points ago

I don't always look at nsfw links in public, but when I do my computer freezes up.

[–]rollie82 8 points9 points ago

...and then your mom walks in, with grandparents and your crush in tow?

[–]Insanitybeat 12 points13 points ago

feelsbadman.jpg

[–]tarktan 60 points61 points ago

I wonder why the right cheek is almost dead... hmmm....

[–]klsi832 122 points123 points ago

You're supposed to fill those hearts with jizz.

[–]martyrdod 90 points91 points ago

That is the most fucked up sentence I've ever read.

[–]CigaretteBurn12 37 points38 points ago

I murdered three children with a rusty spoon yesterday.

[–]NavyDavie 104 points105 points ago

...then filled them up with jizz.

[–]Clearest 28 points29 points ago

And I ate it all up with the spoon.

[–]Philiatrist 15 points16 points ago

That's when my wife got home.

[–]keeganadavis 5 points6 points ago

he wasn't very happy with me

[–]epicfaceplant12 7 points8 points ago

I was supposed to save some for him.

[–]Cheimon 25 points26 points ago

What the fuck, reddit?!

[–]recycled_me 1 point2 points ago

But why a spoon?

[–]Garbagio 5 points6 points ago

..because.. ..I like it when the red waaaater comes out

[–]adolfhitler__ 8 points9 points ago

Man, that is an old reference.

[–]yemd 5 points6 points ago

Never thought I'd be agreeing with Adolf hitler about something.

[–]KarmicBurn 2 points3 points ago

Because it's dull you twit, it will hurt more.

[–]linkasaurus 1 point2 points ago

I would go out on a limb here though and say that you still upvoted it..eehhh?

[–]Bri_jr 1 point2 points ago

Isn't there a subreddit for out of context statements? I feel like this would fit in well. I don't know how to put this there or I would.

[–]Kitsunami 5 points6 points ago

That unsexy spanking guys like to throw in whenever it's doggy style. And almost everyone is right-handed.

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[–]Kitsunami 1 point2 points ago

There is sexy spankings, but that ass slap that's thrown in as an afterthought every god damn time...

[–]dorkes_malorkes 128 points129 points ago

that ass has taken some damage

[–]GirlFromSevenEleven 19 points20 points ago

Rectum, damn near killed 'em!

Aaah.. Hahaha.

[–]bobloadmire 5 points6 points ago

CRITICAL HIT!

[–]TimesHero 1 point2 points ago

USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH

[–]FuckingBand 32 points33 points ago

Sadly, as little material as there is; combined both the G-String and remainder of her designer shorts set her back $215.

[–]wiithepiiple 14 points15 points ago

How much in Rupees?

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 28 points29 points ago

[–]Ihmhi 2 points3 points ago

596 red ones.

[–]Animal-Crackers 1 point2 points ago

Those aren't designer shorts; they were a pair old old jeans she tore up with a box cutter. She works at a rave club called Insomnia and will wear this to dance in.

I know her.

[–]AustinHiggs 21 points22 points ago

I guess the tattoo artist half-assed it.

[–]Nicole1379 4 points5 points ago

That comment was a little cheek-y, if you ask me.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

puns

[–]Samtember9 6 points7 points ago

Those aren't pants! Those aren't pants at all!

[–]lolpancakeslol 41 points42 points ago

[–]Paublo1 7 points8 points ago

I like your style of pancakes.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 27 points28 points ago

Impressions of this subreddit read out to me like this...

"LAWL! GURLS PLAYIN' VIDYA GAYMES NEKKID! FAP FAP FAP FAP!"

[–]Eleine 8 points9 points ago

Clicked, expecting pretty girls reading Dune or posting on encyclopædia dramatica.

Sorely disappointed.

As a female ubernerd, I am offended by the "look at how nerdy this naked girl is she has an xbox controller on the floor less than 6 inches away."

[–]Vongman 9 points10 points ago

"girls reading dune" hottest thing I've read all day.

[–]Eleine 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe I hadn't picked it up until now.

[–]Vongman 1 point2 points ago

Its the kind book you start reading and its like "ok... funny words... lots of weird stuff, whats the big deal?"

then its suddenly the next day and your still reading. Fantastic stuff.

[–]godofallcows 2 points3 points ago

Half of those controllers aren't even turned on.

[–]McDownvoteYou 159 points160 points ago

i'd pee in her butt

[–]DigitalChocobo 46 points47 points ago

That is how this works.

Edit: Use protection. Don't get her pregnant.

[–]SmartAssX 18 points19 points ago

Thats what i was taught about sex.

[–]wiithepiiple 11 points12 points ago

I always pee in condoms. It's the only way to be truly safe.

[–]rubberrducky 5 points6 points ago

Well unless you don't wanna get her pregnant, then you take it out and pee on her face.

[–]LookItsARedditor 1 point2 points ago

Leg*

[–]Smithens 30 points31 points ago

[–]dotPanic 13 points14 points ago

I'm such a nerd. I played pogemon once.

[–]whitew0lf 34 points35 points ago

still a tramp stamp

[–]Reflextion 5 points6 points ago

If you pay close attention there's a zelda tattoo .

[–]Knightmare 5 points6 points ago

Guys, I'm going to get an indiegogo project started soon to help buy her some new pants. Keep an eye out for it.

[–]Cyberslasher 45 points46 points ago

This isn't her first near nude on r/gaming. I hate you reddit, for upvoting all boobs, relevant or not.

[–]slutwhore 104 points105 points ago

That's an ass, not boobs.

[–]Annieone23 62 points63 points ago

Don't be a tit, you ass.

[–]SilencerLX 21 points22 points ago

This comment was a breast of fresh ass.

[–]Einchy 7 points8 points ago

Boobs and butts.

[–]MOSTLY_LOWERCASE_GUY 6 points7 points ago

"r/gaming"

[–]maywest 2 points3 points ago

I say this every time this picture gets posted anywhere but seriously guys, it looks like a ninja turtle.

[–]zaraphiston 2 points3 points ago

The master sword goes in there.

[–]mooglespy 2 points3 points ago

The HERO of Time has it on his hand. The TRAMP of Time...

[–]amurrikan 2 points3 points ago

Her heart level is down. She's been stabbed too many times.

[–]xust- 2 points3 points ago

At least she's not heartless.

[–]Psychadelic_Platypus 2 points3 points ago

Nice belt.

[–]nickman611 2 points3 points ago

Obligatory: Dat ass

[–]Pewkie 2 points3 points ago

So that is you? Oh wait... it isn't you? Oh ok. Please stop posting garbage like this on here. It is ruining r/gaming.

[–]jonshungry 13 points14 points ago

Here is her Tumblr (link to the original post)

[–]Cthulhu_Bloop 6 points7 points ago

That's only kinda trashy.

[–]M7600 13 points14 points ago

[–]HomesickSubterranean 5 points6 points ago

"I could see Angela with another woman."

[–]AlternateShadow 3 points4 points ago

Hey, wait a second...that's a girl's body! HEY GUYS, I FOUND HER!

[–]ohwhoaslomo 4 points5 points ago

ugh Zelda tattoos on "gamer girls" is about as cliche as tribal tattoos on douche bags.

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA 7 points8 points ago

It's dangerous to go alone take this <condom>.

[–]TimeShiftersan 7 points8 points ago

You traded Trojan Her Pleasure for Trojan Magnum!

Ba-da-da-da~!

[–]sleepyworm 9 points10 points ago

Every time that music would play, I'd sing "you got a thing!"

[–]MidgetFetish 3 points4 points ago

The Legend of Zelda: An Ink to the Ass

[–]cr1sis77 3 points4 points ago

3.5/6 hearts, would not bang.

[–]Aaronnoraator 5 points6 points ago

Who is this?

[–]anikan72 5 points6 points ago

This might be the only picture on reddit that no one cries "repost!" at. The power of the Triforce!

[–]cursexwords 2 points3 points ago

[–]Sureiyaa 1 point2 points ago

That's definitely the sluttiest game-related tattoo I've ever seen.

[–]schleifer 1 point2 points ago

No this plays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME But only when I come.

[–]eyeveethevagionista 1 point2 points ago

no, thats a butt.

[–]youjusreadmyusername 1 point2 points ago

She needs to learn how to use the delicate cycle.

[–]CallMeJase 1 point2 points ago

Geek tramp stamp is still a tramp stamp.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 1 point2 points ago

I am torn between my love of zelda and my hatred for tramp stamps. I am going to have to ponder this photo a bit longer to come to a decision yay or meh

[–]i_am_moon 1 point2 points ago

I think her shorts are torn on the issue as well.

[–]Marrk 1 point2 points ago

*tributte

[–]wra1th42 1 point2 points ago

I feel like image pretty well encapsulates the soul of /r/gaming

[–]AmiraMalicious 1 point2 points ago

guys -_-" look at this subreddit's background images.

This person is a reposting whore.

[–]invaderzim257[!] 1 point2 points ago

i hope i'm not hallucinating and i have seen this like 6 times before.

[–]THECapedCaper 1 point2 points ago

It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

IT'S MY PENIS.

[–]FrankiePhoenix 1 point2 points ago

I asked my friend "Did you ever play zelda?" he says no so i showed him this and he said "I LOVE ZELDA"

[–]fiftiethcow 1 point2 points ago

I'm here reading all these comments that very barely hint at what they want to do to this girl. I'm not like that, so here goes; I would like to have intercourse with this female.

[–]Voscyllate 1 point2 points ago

Someone should tell her her pants are ripped..

[–]the-troller69 1 point2 points ago

this isn't the greatest Tattoo in the World, it's just a tribute

[–]spilk 1 point2 points ago

sword just went skyward.

[–]Overdriver18 5 points6 points ago

This does not promote sophisticated discussion. This is just whoring and karma whoring. This makes /r/gaming look like a bunch of 13 year olds.

[–]spamncheese 2 points3 points ago

There's a reason r/gaming looks like a bunch of thirteen year olds. The reason: r/gaming is frequently a bunch of thirteen year olds.

[–]IAmAtomato 2 points3 points ago

/>Implying /r/ gaming isn't a bunch of 13 year olds

[–]sashimi_taco 9 points10 points ago

This picture has been posted before. Assholes will come in a post her tumblr, then people would pretend like they were better than her, then people would say they would not fuck her (as if she would fuck you, basment nerd) and then people all hate on her cute butt.

Before this all happens. Lets all just enjoy her nice butt and shut the fuck up and masturbate.

[–]ThePornoMan 4 points5 points ago

Bigger version of the pic.

Sauce/source of the pic.

Archive of her tumbler. (scroll down to January for some more pics)

[–]sashimi_taco 0 points1 point ago

Yes i know. i already follow her tumblr. I just don't feel the need to post it every time her butt is posted so douches can say mean things about her.

[–]GreenTwin 1 point2 points ago

Man, you really hit the head on the nail with that one. Kudos.

[–]texasboy956 1 point2 points ago

Si. Si indeed.

[–]Skanes 7 points8 points ago

Triforce trampstamp is the only acceptable trampstamp.

[–]Bwolfyo 3 points4 points ago

"We'll have to go through the secret passage. Do you have a light? It's dark in there..."

[–]martyrdod 1 point2 points ago

Aaah the majesty and pageantry that is classic video games. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to get myself a neck tattoo of the Maltese Falcon.

[–]BetrayalSpree 1 point2 points ago

More like This: /r/TightShorts