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[–]Wilhelm_Amenbreak 263 points264 points ago

You hate that "text over picture" crap. Good thing you came to Reddit for refuge.

[–]bigmeech 93 points94 points ago

but it's only funny when WE do it ಠ_ಠ

you're only epic if you're on reddit

[–]dr_professor_patrick 29 points30 points ago

Tell that to my highschool guidance counselor

[–]feureau 6 points7 points ago

[–]throwthisawaythatawa 3 points4 points ago

And when you don't use the word "epic".

[–]bigmeech 2 points3 points ago

yea i was being sarcastic

[–]Scarmanz 2 points3 points ago

Just imagine if girls/guys did this from /gonewild could be a thing.

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES -1 points0 points ago

Yeah but it is awesome when we do it. Didn't you see 'Faces of Atheism'? So brave.

[–]Two_Dogs_Fornicating 217 points218 points ago

I'm deeply offended that you would use a picture of me with out my written consent.

[–]vandrew13 28 points29 points ago

They must be running low on usernames...

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 13 points14 points ago

Well we are using numbers now

[–]Ryo95 5 points6 points ago

Yep.

[–]kyzf42 4 points5 points ago

Numbers and gibberish.

[–]Pianokeyer 3 points4 points ago

Not me :D

[–]kyzf42 8 points9 points ago

So you're the one who vandalized my Steinway!

[–]ImBruceWayne 1 point2 points ago

I know someone who can catch him.

[–]ziplokk 1 point2 points ago

Alfred?

[–]ImBruceWayne 1 point2 points ago

No not Alfred dammit!

[–]helium_farts 52 points53 points ago

3 months, 20 days.

It's okay everyone! he checks out.

[–]feureau 74 points75 points ago

1 year, 1 month and 15 days

So do you!!! ◔◡◔

grabs a balloon

now turn around

[–]MoarVespenegas 12 points13 points ago

Hey man, you can't waste that on balloons.
We need it for Cryogenics!

[–]selfantagonist 21 points22 points ago

Dude, that's cold.

[–]helium_farts 2 points3 points ago

Actually I've been here since '06, I just change accounts from time to time.

[–]OPGreenback 1 point2 points ago

4 years, 4 months and 23 days

This guy checks out too!

[–]feureau -1 points0 points ago

covers karma-moobs

My goodness, man!!

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi -3 points-2 points ago

SHUT UP

[–]helium_farts 3 points4 points ago

Make me!

[–]RatWrench 7 points8 points ago

I wanted so bad for that to be a link...

[–]Slantedinnuendo 0 points1 point ago

I right clicked it only to be disappointed. :(

[–]thedude213[S] 5 points6 points ago

Hahahaha, what the hell.

[–]gammon9 0 points1 point ago

You were great on Mad Men.

[–]olddirtybastard -1 points0 points ago

Please tell me this is a Dayglos reference

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

I made one of these pages, but I filter testicles into the shots. [NSFW]

[–]thedude213[S] 2 points3 points ago

Hahahaha, wow dude, that cover photo is great.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Lol. Thank you.

[–]EnigmasShroom 4 points5 points ago

This close, they always look like landscape.

[–]YEMyself 1 point2 points ago

But nope, you're looking at balls.

[–]thatawesomedude 91 points92 points ago

[–]TheAngrySpanker 90 points91 points ago

[–]feureau 11 points12 points ago

picks up move

(⌐■_■) Now, it's zipped.

[–]unsomnia 4 points5 points ago

smegma

[–]ericbdk 5 points6 points ago

Why did I google smegma? Why?!?!?

[–]kyzfrintin 0 points1 point ago

You didn't already know what it was?

[–]seanacain 14 points15 points ago

This was fantastic.

[–]cuddlep00p 0 points1 point ago

Oh, man. These are wonderful, thank you!

[–]ReetKever 0 points1 point ago

Woah, does anyone have the 15th picture (without the text of course :p) saved on their desktop somewhere? I'd really appreciate it! (sorry for my bad English)

[–]ReetKever 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]woofle07 0 points1 point ago

Wonderful

[–]Jeroknite -1 points0 points ago

My childhood pet died recently, you jerk. T.T

[–]archaeonflux -4 points-3 points ago

I think you missed this one

http://imgur.com/a/aGTB7#17

[–]Schott12521 5 points6 points ago

I have a folder of wallpapers like that (and that exact one is on right now!), but there are also 'normal' advice wallpapers too. So one hour it might be something like a Winston Churchill quote, and then it will be that.

I love it, because my family member's tend to like the pictures, then read the text, walk away, double-take, and then hit me.

[–]cbigsby 1 point2 points ago

Please post this somewhere. I would love to have them as my work backgrounds.

[–]Dikkop81 5 points6 points ago

Maybe you'll like /r/Offensive_Wallpapers then.

[–]Schott12521 1 point2 points ago

I'll see what I can do when I get back to my computer.

[–]wormbo 4 points5 points ago

I kind of wish it said "I was fisted twice".

[–]MysticKirby 2 points3 points ago

[–]dylanwtn 1 point2 points ago

That's deep, man.

[–]jimbo_akimbo -2 points-1 points ago

[–]dollarBalls 27 points28 points ago

i wanna make one of these with goatse

[–]Rountree85 4 points5 points ago

Isn't that that singer-guy?

[–]linkkjm 0 points1 point ago

[–]Rountree85 5 points6 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

I wasn't being serious.

[–]juanvaldez83 8 points9 points ago

Now like this picture if you like this picture. If you want your mother to die: keep scrolling.

[–]JewellColeman 40 points41 points ago

I didn't. Even. See. The dogs.

[–]coffeywithaY 18 points19 points ago

It's okay bro. Me neither. Me. Neither

[–]Pattang 4 points5 points ago

Yeah I saw a person in a back robe.

[–]SaltyBabe 1 point2 points ago

The humping dogs was the first thing I noticed and I had a hard time reading it because, two dogs were humping and I knew what I was reading wasn't going to explain that.

[–]Brillians 0 points1 point ago

I thought. One dog. Was jumping.

[–]Goobz24 0 points1 point ago

I only saw one dog at first.

[–]JustFineThankYou -1 points0 points ago

I saw a Chinese man on a horse.

[–]Alienblau 6 points7 points ago

I thought it was a horse rearing

[–]Hex-Kitty 5 points6 points ago

Two dogs making love on the beach...seems deep to me!

[–]thedude213[S] 23 points24 points ago

Balls deep.

[–]uptwolait 2 points3 points ago

In the beach.

[–]thedude213[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]MilkMilkAtheist 0 points1 point ago

so, this isn't zach galifianakis?

[–]isdevilis 2 points3 points ago

MILK DEM TITTIES BITCH!

[–]batouchu 3 points4 points ago

You spelt Pseudo wrong.

[–]Oggie90 7 points8 points ago

Why is the last bit pixelated?

I suspect foul play.

[–]thedude213[S] 11 points12 points ago

It had my full name, facebook link, and twitter account it to make it as legit, to the photos I was making fun of, as possible. I'm not about to put that up on reddit.

[–]TheDirtySockMonkey 8 points9 points ago

why not nothing bad could come out of that

[–]trixter21992251 2 points3 points ago

surely*

[–]Rountree85 -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, we know the reference, we don't need a fucking YouTube link.

[–]thatguy77992 0 points1 point ago

That's hilarious. did that guy actually link the god damn video? almost mind blowing if you really think about it.

[–]fitifong 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know the reference.

[–]Rountree85 2 points3 points ago

Then go watch the movie "Airplane!"; your life isn't complete until you've seen it.

[–]FriesWithThat 1 point2 points ago

If you're not careful dude you could kill someone, with that comma.

[–]thedude213[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I've done a few ads with that font and had to sub the comma or just make one from scratch.

[–]RC_Matthias 7 points8 points ago

Psuedo, is that the long-awaited sequel to Cluedo?

[–]Dont_Need_Karma 4 points5 points ago

I've always wondered who are these people that post that shit on facebook just to get likes? They aren't celebrities but somehow manage to get thousands of likes, it fuckin drives me crazy

[–]thedude213[S] 0 points1 point ago

The appeal to the lowest common denominator with junk posts, it's not that hard, television does it 24 hours a day. The interesting thing is, if you try and block them, facebook won't let you.

[–]squeeeeenis 15 points16 points ago

Am I the only one who saw the Dogs?

[–]ana22 11 points12 points ago

that's actually the first thing i saw... how could you miss that?!

[–]KirahAngelique 0 points1 point ago

I saw what I thought was one dog at some weird jumping angle. But I really didn't look for too long.

[–]ShitTalkWarrior 7 points8 points ago

So unique.

[–]Akiba89 10 points11 points ago

I fucking hate this shit. My heart sinks every time a friend of mine shares one. I think "noo.... not ____... they were a smart one"

[–]trixter21992251 4 points5 points ago

Feel free to count me stupid, but a pretty picture coupled with a quote that you love, I don't see the problem. Of course it can be lame in numerous ways, but so can everything else.

[–]Akiba89 1 point2 points ago

Theyre like a chewed up memes that were already downvoted to oblivion... on digg...

[–]paulornothing 0 points1 point ago

"I see no God up here" classic.

[–]TehTechnoGuy 2 points3 points ago

And tumblr, lets not forget where people get this crap in the first place.

[–]kirun 1 point2 points ago

[–]thedude213[S] 1 point2 points ago

I guess it's safe to say I'm not missing anything by never going on that site? haha.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Tumblr does have some good .gifs, but that doesn't make up for the ridiculous amounts of artistic pornography.

[–]MagicallyVermicious 1 point2 points ago

i dunno. lots of porn gifs.

[–]Johnny_Siggs 1 point2 points ago

I noticed, time to fap.

[–]lukeisonfirex 1 point2 points ago

i gotta admit, this got me dude.

[–]Moongoat 1 point2 points ago

When I log on to Facebook: Platitudes. Platitudes everywhere.

[–]LifeBeginsAt10kRPM 1 point2 points ago

Finally I can post one of these.

[–]UnoriginalMike 1 point2 points ago

Having a rough day, you just made me laugh my ass off. Thanks!

[–]thedude213[S] 1 point2 points ago

Likewise my friend, glad we could get through it eh?

[–]UnoriginalMike 0 points1 point ago

Yes indeed

[–]Boathead96 1 point2 points ago

First post to make me laugh out loud in a while.

[–]shredwerd 1 point2 points ago

I did something similar but this is so much better, nice!

[–]Jejoisland 1 point2 points ago

To be honest I thought it was a horse lol

[–]I_am_hacked 1 point2 points ago

Fuck Tumblr for shit like this.

[–]bull3t09 1 point2 points ago

It seem's like over night all my idiot Facebook friends have begun posting this shit all over the place. Of course I suppose that's my fault for still using it.

[–]Wolfensheim 1 point2 points ago

Ironically, that was psuedo-deep.

[–]danheinz 1 point2 points ago

i shared this on facebook to save an infant's life

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of Faces of Atheism. God that was retarded.

[–]jeremy1701 1 point2 points ago

I thought they were cows. lol

[–]Crappedinplanet 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a dinosaur.

[–]DemonMuffins 1 point2 points ago

inb4 facebook steals and says "lyke if u want 4000 requests in less than 3 secs"

[–]milleribsen 0 points1 point ago

[–]ihavesixfingers 0 points1 point ago

'cause the hoooook brings you baaaack...

[–]elvisliveson 0 points1 point ago

that's deep.

[–]seth11111 0 points1 point ago

That's the first thing I noticed.

[–]BIGhairydonkeyballs 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a giraffe and a cow...

[–]HostileIguana 0 points1 point ago

Actually, the dogs are the first thing I noticed...

[–]maroonlife 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a horse at first

[–]pseudolobster 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of my favorite subreddit - /r/FWEPP - First World Earth Porn Problems.

[–]MilkMilkAtheist 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a guy riding a bull

[–]Ireallywantedtocomen 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a horse :s

[–]trixter21992251 0 points1 point ago

Can we call it a blur filter and not a contrast filter?

[–]thedude213[S] 1 point2 points ago

The picture was already blurred, I put an black opacity layer over top of the image, just trying to keep it simple for the layman.

[–]IrrigatedPancake -1 points0 points ago

"Contrast mask" is not a laymen term.

[–]jmarks7448 0 points1 point ago

Because this is reddit and not facebook i expected something to be wrong with the picture.

[–]narrowtux 0 points1 point ago

The Es look like canadians, too.

[–]thedude213[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm not following.

edit: Now I do, never mind, nicely done.

[–]AzquezxCreator 0 points1 point ago

I actually saw the pic before i read it.

[–]Hamerzzz 0 points1 point ago

Could anyone please link me to that amazing font? groans

[–]Hell4u3 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a penguin....

[–]MartyredWretch 0 points1 point ago

Ha, the internet has taught me well. I ignored all reference of the text and went straight for the image of the dogs.

That I really just like dogs.

[–]jinmeister 0 points1 point ago

No matter how many times I read this, I can't stop laughing.

[–]Gravyness 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who noticed the 2 dogs on the situation before finishing the title?

[–]paulfp007 0 points1 point ago

i thought it was a woman with a blanket draped over her shoulders...

[–]Wayfarer21 0 points1 point ago

I'm starting to loathe facebook

[–]Defengar 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was 2 cows...

[–]TehDrummerr 0 points1 point ago

+1000 internetz for this man

[–]smcarlsen 0 points1 point ago

Thought they were donkeys on scarborough beach (south)

[–]PicopicoEMD 0 points1 point ago

Maybe we don't see the dogs because its as blurred as fuck and your sight focuses on pretty, crisp and sharp stuff.

[–]Gyopi 0 points1 point ago

oh wait i can contribute im so fucking high right now i can be a discussion man

[–]Yaes 0 points1 point ago

It was a bit more like "As long as this photo contains a contrast filter and why are two dogs having sex?"

[–]Viin 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was godzilla at first....

[–]ArchScabby 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a dog jumping...

[–]AnUglyUmbrella 0 points1 point ago

If I steal this picture to post on my Facebook, does that make me anti-deep or meta-fabulous?

[–]GoldLegends 0 points1 point ago

Well I actually noticed the dogs fucking in the background first.. Am I weird?

[–]TK44 0 points1 point ago

Yup.. just posted this to my facebook... thank you thank you thank you

[–]Deadforfun1 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is the pixelation not covering the dogs?

[–]IcedJack 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was horses.

[–]Inkpress00 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, I looked at this and thought they were horses.

[–]Addrian 0 points1 point ago

I saw one of the people who makes that crap at work the other day. It's some chick, that sits alone in a hidden alcove of The Corner Bakery, all day, eating maybe a quarter of a sandwich, and not even drinking anything. Her first one, "If he loves you, he'll tell you your beautiful, even when you look your worst." My response(in my head cause I don't want to lose my job), "Unless you're married. Then he'll tell you exactly how bad you look."

[–]likebuttermilk 0 points1 point ago

Or, you know, you could be real cool and get some dogs-humping sofa art for your living room like these guys. Easiest pic to see here

[–]cwilliamson2 0 points1 point ago

I noticed the dogs as soon as i looked at it...

[–]bgerstenmaier 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a sombrero wearing Mexican on a donkey at first....

[–]Amiin 0 points1 point ago

When i was reading the text, i thought it was a retarded horse in the background...

[–]Sparhawk97 0 points1 point ago

Well Played Sir!

[–]sami055 0 points1 point ago

Actually it's just one dog humping the other. Not two dogs humping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Bet that would get so many likes on Facebook

[–]evilcupcake9534 0 points1 point ago

Thought it was horses...

[–]asianpride95 0 points1 point ago

I honestly thought it was a bear and a penguin next to each other until I read the text.

[–]swaguar44 0 points1 point ago

A contrast filter

a contrast filter

contrast filter

[–]dhockey63 0 points1 point ago

all those pictures on my newsfeed show teen girls in snap backs and nike shoes wtf am i looking at!?!?!

[–]spunkychickpea 0 points1 point ago

LOL At least I'm not the only one that was initially aroused by that picture, right?

....right?

[–]SgtBaxter 0 points1 point ago

I see the dogs, but not as much as the period after thought that should be a comma.

[–]resistingsimplicity 0 points1 point ago

It is a comma...

[–]asldkfououhe -5 points-4 points ago

the only thing more pretentious than that shit is this shit

fuck you

[–]ChewYourBitterCud 0 points1 point ago

The only thing more pretentious than all the stuff you pretentiously call pretentious is, well, this should be obvious now - you.

[–]Gatineau -4 points-3 points ago

Good job being a smug asshole; too bad you can't spell "pseudo".

[–]AzelusZ 4 points5 points ago

Way to prove your point by being a smug asshole as well. Nothing like fighting fire with fire.

[–]Gatineau -5 points-4 points ago

This guy gets it.

[–]Tucker00000001 -1 points0 points ago

Didn't even notice until I read it

[–]literallyagooch -1 points0 points ago

When you post about this on Reddit it's nothing but a great big sign to the world that you're a high schooler.

[–]genYretardbrat -1 points0 points ago

Too cynical.

[–]jimkelly -1 points0 points ago

not really.

[–]WarFuzz -1 points0 points ago

I Noticed it immediately...

[–]wrenchfucker -1 points0 points ago

only one dog is humping...

[–]Orange_Jam -1 points0 points ago

False. Only one dog is actually humping.

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi -1 points0 points ago

Kinda hard to miss the dogs humping.

[–]Snip-Snap -1 points0 points ago

Oh you finally responded!! We were all so desperately waiting for your response to this immensely important issue!!

[–]IrrigatedPancake -1 points0 points ago

There is no contrast filter there, idiot.

[–]morninghighs -2 points-1 points ago

my autistic brain saw the dogs humping before anything else. and that's the godamned truth.

[–]accountabilityishard -3 points-2 points ago

Anyone ever notice the front page of /r/atheism is alot like FB.

Posts like the OP's and FB conversations.