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[–]Enzyme80 25 points26 points ago

I am amazed he still gave it two stars.

[–]Fredriech 15 points16 points ago

He holds a grudge, but he's fair about it.

[–]Exctmonk 9 points10 points ago

The pretzels were pretty good.

[–]IndieDarling 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, Booth was good. Until that whole gun to the head thing.

[–]DarkSouls321 3 points4 points ago

Security might be bad, but the popcorn was to die for.

[–]Area_724 0 points1 point ago

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

[–]samoid 32 points33 points ago

Most reposted yelp screenshot ever

[–]eagleapex 10 points11 points ago

1/5 Would not upvote again.

[–]Sumwann 16 points17 points ago

Repost bot is not here, so I searched for this image myself.

title comnts points age /r/
Not recommended. 50coms 805pts 4mos funny
Would not recommend. 333coms 1988pts 10mos funny
Would not recommend... 24coms 361pts 8mos funny
Would not recommend. 2coms 10pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

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[–]Johnnyshortcakes 0 points1 point ago

the last guy kinda gets me down thinking he failed at a relatively successful repost.

[–]The_Zeus_Is_Loose 2 points3 points ago

This blew my mind.

[–]Calquon 0 points1 point ago

It's real Abe L. on Yelp

[–]Maxxonry 2 points3 points ago

Where is that repost bot when you need it?

[–]brbATF 2 points3 points ago

this one's too easy for it

[–]Maxxonry 1 point2 points ago

Or too frequent.

[–]yimyames 0 points1 point ago

"Damn, I'm glad these tickets were free, this play sure does su-"

[–]OriginalUsername1 0 points1 point ago

"Wow honey, this play is over the top. They disrespected the cast members by giving them cliched pop culture roles. Hopefully nobody ruins my integrity in the future by portraying me as some cheesy character in a pseudo realistic past in which I saved the country from a non-existent entity. Good thing it's almost ov-"

[–]GoldenTicketIdea 1 point2 points ago

Still got 2/5 stars

[–]HeWhoWrangles 0 points1 point ago

Gets killed, still has the decency to give it two stars. Thats Honest Abe for you.

[–]viennaaaa 0 points1 point ago

It's just great knowing that someone made that account for the soul purpose of making that comment.

People are funny, regardless of how many times this has been posted.

[–]mustbeandrew 0 points1 point ago

would be funnier without the 'was murdered here'

[–]stokesy220 -1 points0 points ago

Honest Abe still gives 2 stars, cause it wasn't all bad

[–]sopernova23 -1 points0 points ago

REPOST

[–]udjh 0 points1 point ago

If he was murdered there why does he give 2/5????

[–]archiesteel 0 points1 point ago

That's a fake. The real Abe Lincoln would use the correct term, i.e. "assassinated" instead of "murdered".

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

i like this! also the whole repost thing? just downvote if you have seen and upvote if not then since more people have seen it and downvote it doesnt make it to front page! smart idea right?

[–]tommykay 0 points1 point ago

Heck, they don't call him "Honest Abe" for nothing.

[–]goober12345 0 points1 point ago

"Real people, real reviews"

[–]Choking_Smurf -1 points0 points ago

This post is upvoted and saved to reddit because I find it witty and amusing. Too bad I upvoted it and saved it to reddit SEVEN MONTHS AGO

[–]Khaz19 0 points1 point ago

LOL!!!!!!!! Fuck yes. This is hilarious!