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[–]griesuschrist 342 points343 points ago

This happens about once every 3 months.

[–]bedintruder 120 points121 points ago

Mother of god, hes right...

~3 months ago

~3 months before that

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

I like how the 7-month-old post has the exact same title as the new one.

It finally, actually happened... you know, like a year ago.

[–]Ack_Basswards 11 points12 points ago

Wow, in the same exact spot, too! What a coincidence.

[–]icecoldbabes 91 points92 points ago

Hmm.. i smell a PUBLICITY STUNT in the works...

[–]dinnerordie17 23 points24 points ago

Now there's no need to shout Master Icecoldbabes.

[–]icecoldbabes 18 points19 points ago

Don't tell me what to do!! You're not my real dad!!

[–]WishboneTheDog 24 points25 points ago

Twist, he actually is.

[–]DeathToPennies 15 points16 points ago

Directed by M. Night.... You know what? Fuck it. I'm tired of this joke.

[–]jettrscga 4 points5 points ago

Even the stop halfway and say never mind addition to the joke got old at least 6 months ago. I just hope the calling out of the stop halfway hasn't gotten old yet. I'm confused.

[–]surette 1 point2 points ago

Directed by M. Nightyenowut.

[–]xavier12 1 point2 points ago

Well then, whats the story wishbone?

[–]AptMoniker 29 points30 points ago

What, this same post with literally the same title?

[–]griesuschrist 11 points12 points ago

Subtle variations. 90% the same.

[–]Jungle2266 1 point2 points ago

This particular picture is from 2011 though so not a new one

[–]UnclaimedUsername 1 point2 points ago

Last time I saw it I think someone showed it was photoshopped.

[–]cezium1 1 point2 points ago

hes probably got a few names and a few different photos, and he just cycles them through each name every few months. Its no coincidence the old one has the identical title.

[–]ActuallyTomatoes 413 points414 points ago

Some other enjoyable examples

Black Angus

County Market

[–]joelfriesen 67 points68 points ago

We have a store called "London Drugs" that becomes

"On Drugs" once in a while

[–]pidginduck 26 points27 points ago

I wouldn't be surprised if it were intentional. Saving on electricity costs and free advertisement is pretty cool.

[–]HipX 4 points5 points ago

Nobody does it better!

[–]njstein 6 points7 points ago

I'm sure a lot more than the store becomes on drugs there.

[–]Annagramer 151 points152 points ago

Your username rearranged is A Lusty Lactate Moo

[–]ToughSpaghetti 44 points45 points ago

Very cool novelty account.

Do me next.

[–]Annagramer 139 points140 points ago

Your username rearranged is Thuggish Teapot.

[–]KazPinkerton 30 points31 points ago

I enjoyed this.

[–]TheWalrusWizard 16 points17 points ago

ME!!

[–]Annagramer 66 points67 points ago

Your username rearranged is Slut Hardware Wiz.

[–]TheWalrusWizard 12 points13 points ago

<3

[–]DownvotesOwnPost 17 points18 points ago

This is a novelty account I can get behind.

[–]Annagramer 34 points35 points ago

Your username rearranged is Voted Nonstop Wows. Ow owww!

[–]yes_they_do_do_that 5 points6 points ago

Do people use novelty accounts on Reddit?

[–]Alot_Hunter 1 point2 points ago

AGAIN

[–]Annagramer 5 points6 points ago

Your username rearranged is Nut Loather

[–]Pookah 2 points3 points ago

Me me!

[–]Annagramer 12 points13 points ago

Your username rearranged is Oak Hop.

[–]Schroedingers_Cat 2 points3 points ago

Quick! Do me while I may or may not be still alive!

[–]Pookah 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes to you and your family!

[–]Yetanothertroll 1 point2 points ago

I'm in for this, do me!

...

That sounded a little gay.

[–]Annagramer 4 points5 points ago

Your username rearranged is Earthen Troll Toy

[–]insufferabletoolbag 4 points5 points ago

Do me too baby

[–]Annagramer 32 points33 points ago

Your username rearranged is A Babe Finger Fool Slut.

[–]insufferabletoolbag 16 points17 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Windows_98 1 point2 points ago

Ooh ooh do me

[–]Annagramer 8 points9 points ago

Your username rearranged is Honeydews Wining Tit.

[–]loves_being_that_guy 2 points3 points ago

Me?

[–]Annagramer 7 points8 points ago

Your username rearranged is A Beveling Thugs Toy.

[–]Ack_Basswards 1 point2 points ago

I wonder what mine could be.

[–]nightwing2024 4 points5 points ago

Good thing this wasn't to ANAL_PLUNDERING

[–]fairlyodd 13 points14 points ago

Shouldn't you be Anagrammer?

[–]Annagramer 4 points5 points ago

Your username rearranged is Sushi Rotatory Cell.

[–]Lambdaleth 1 point2 points ago

Good luck

[–]Annagramer 3 points4 points ago

Your username rearranged is Mad Bat Hell

[–]0bsesshun 272 points273 points ago

I've been to Cunty Market. The food was just okay. Needs more cunt.

[–]RACE_IDENTIFIER 363 points364 points ago

I've been to black anus and i never went back.

i'll show myself out.

[–]StewieBanana 93 points94 points ago

That was hilarious. Please don't show yourself out.

[–]srd178 82 points83 points ago

I agree. Please, sit down. May I get you a glass of water, or lemonade perhaps?

[–]Tortured_Sole 109 points110 points ago

Fried Chicken?

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 105 points106 points ago

This is how it starts. This is how we get called racist guys.

[–]suprastang 118 points119 points ago

I'm glad ANAL_PLUNDERING has sense enough to stop racism in its tracks.

[–]HasFuckedYourMom 47 points48 points ago

He doesn't discriminate based on the color of your anus, everyone deserves equal plundering.

[–]Split-Personalities 29 points30 points ago

Brace yourselves for the shitredditsays guys.

[–]FairlyLargeLineman 29 points30 points ago

You mean the redditors who act better than us? Or is that Reddit gold members?

[–]starseeker2 2 points3 points ago

Nah, those guys act richer than us, and we love 'em anyways.

[–]ToughSpaghetti 9 points10 points ago

Bout to happen any minute now.

[–]Mioby 32 points33 points ago

God Reddit, I can't believe how racist/misogynistic/rambleramblerambleramble. rambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramble.

[–]DownvotesOwnPost 5 points6 points ago

I thought we ignored those assholes a long time ago.

[–]alanpugh 2 points3 points ago

Where should I put the underage prostitutes?

[–]Split-Personalities 1 point2 points ago

4chan, they wouldn't dare tread there.

[–]neren 25 points26 points ago

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." - ANAL_PLUNDERING, circa 2012

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points ago

Time was, racism was denying life, liberty and opportunity to a group because you consider your group to be genetically superior.

Now*, it's fried chicken. Luckily, white people still can't jump and Asians are good at math.

*I apologize in advance if people consider this sentence to be the verbal equivalent of Auschwitz.

[–]seaniquar 5 points6 points ago

Kool-aid, please

[–]MysticKirby 11 points12 points ago

purple drank

[–]bonbonelan 5 points6 points ago

Purple. Sugar. Water.

[–]StuBenedict 3 points4 points ago

Whereas I went to back anus.

It was... repetitive.

[–]BraKes22 1 point2 points ago

Redundant, perhaps.

[–]Captainobvvious 6 points7 points ago

It was too greasy

[–]spicycolleen 1 point2 points ago

Good rule of thumb for life, generally. Needs more cunt.

[–]bedintruder 1 point2 points ago

Just stay away from the Jolly Ranchers

[–]lordofthederps 9 points10 points ago

Aw, too bad the County Market one wasn't like this instead.

EDIT: grammar

[–]BobisOnlyBob 20 points21 points ago

Happens here in the UK too.

[–]hamtoucher 3 points4 points ago

RIS?

[–]michiganbob2k 1 point2 points ago

I clicked on the last image first and thought it had originally said "Mormons".

[–]antares29 1 point2 points ago

What a bunch of morons...

[–]derpMD 7 points8 points ago

Hehe...I remember a Cunty Market in the Cumberland area years ago.

[–]GWARgasm 6 points7 points ago

That Black Anus is in my hometown San Jose, CA!!

[–]FilipinoPhil 11 points12 points ago

Huh, would've figured Oakland.

[–]VonFunkenstein 1 point2 points ago

The Walnut Creek one was like that for a long time, but it was their main sign on the building you could see from the freeway

[–]CaptainNoBoat 21 points22 points ago

I have a strange feeling that I can guess these without clicking the links.

Edit: ....Aaand I was wrong.

[–]MasterBistro 12 points13 points ago

What did you guess?

[–]CaptainNoBoat 21 points22 points ago

Didn't think there'd be a "y"

[–]MaxIsAlwaysRight 19 points20 points ago

I expected the first one to be Bang Us

[–]glit_lu 6 points7 points ago

Me too. But "black anus" is much funnier.

[–]failcheck 23 points24 points ago

I took this one of a Dunkin' Donuts in Boston.

[–]SquatterPoop 4 points5 points ago

I once saw a BESTBUY sign with the y out, as well as the upper lefthand part of the u, thus creating BESTBJ. I don't have a picture, but I also don't have the imagination to make that up; I wouldn't have thought anything could be done with bestbuy.

[–]NotVerySmarts 11 points12 points ago

There's a Bennigans in Wichita with the first two letters burned out, so it says niggans. I have a buddy who is praying for that last N to burn out.

[–]byronh1016 14 points15 points ago

But doesn't Bennigan's only have 1 "g"?

[–]correct_spelling 7 points8 points ago

*nigans

[–]sheriff_skullface 1 point2 points ago

Guys leave him alone. He's not very smarts.

[–]hct9188 1 point2 points ago

In Wichita, someone's likely to shoot it out.

[–]stoningrolls 1 point2 points ago

"Got my Niggas in Wichita, and they going gorillas" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[–]rhythmandshoes 1 point2 points ago

huh, I was expecting "bang us"

[–]quad_copter_cat 1 point2 points ago

Hotel Coral Essex

[–]HeyCarpy 1 point2 points ago

Neither are as good as the time those letters went out at Burger King and it spelled gerkin.

[–]ghettajetta 1 point2 points ago

For a while my local bennigans only had "nig" lit up (college park, md). Pretty sure they got shut down shortly after.

[–]LVL85DOUCHEBAG 1 point2 points ago

Back when sars was a big thing someone shot out the E at our local sears. Also fuck sears.

[–]GeneralWarts 212 points213 points ago

[–]archetech 36 points37 points ago

Eat at your own risk. It'a one way ticket to St. God's

[–]wickler02 11 points12 points ago

Does it serve Brawndo?

It's got electrolytes.

It's what plants crave.

[–]IncognitoDopeAccount 8 points9 points ago

"What are electrolytes?"

"...they're what's in Brawndo."

[–]AFineWayToDie 36 points37 points ago

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

[–]IronChariots 7 points8 points ago

But don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

[–]GeneralWarts 48 points49 points ago

Well, I think we can agree mine was pretty relevant.

[–]Deutoto 9 points10 points ago

In my experience, it does. It's just proof that the movie really hit home.

[–]Sgt_Subtlety 2 points3 points ago

Butt-Fuckers, warts, and hot meat all in one thread. We're done here, folks!

[–]noodled 23 points24 points ago

yes, because it's hilarious.

[–]flounder19 7 points8 points ago

fair enough

[–]farewelltokings2 10 points11 points ago

How the fuck many Fuddrucker's threads could there possibly be?

[–]lilkty 3 points4 points ago

[–]BarbecuedBarbie 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to Costco I love you

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 1 point2 points ago

With just a little more finesse of the logo you can get a goatse thing going as well.

[–]Carls_Jr 1 point2 points ago

Fuck You, I'm eating.

[–]SingBrokenChord 1 point2 points ago

I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe

[–]automated_bot 1 point2 points ago

I'm leaving this thread. I need some Starbucks . . .

[–]Low-battery 99 points100 points ago

there is a hotel in my town called the Hotel Essex, except the "el" is out. If the "Es" doesn't go out soon I'm buying a pellet gun.

[–]AptMoniker 48 points49 points ago

That happened in Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise.

"Hotel Coral Essex"

Edit: See!

Edit 2: Apparently you can buy a shirt.

[–]Scotty_Supernova 13 points14 points ago

Hotel Coral Essex is also the name of an album by Futuristic Sex Robotz.

[–]Robofetus-5000 12 points13 points ago

You live in Revenge of the Nerds?

[–]klobbermang 11 points12 points ago

lying, on MY internet?

[–]mr_rob_oto 127 points128 points ago

Fuck you and your repost. You even stole the title. Why do you do this? Do you think this is a mother fucking game?

[–]somedelightfulmoron 5 points6 points ago

Hush, Mr. Roboto. Let us dance!

[–]4_word_replies_only 2 points3 points ago

Domo arigato, Mister Roboto

[–]lavawave 3 points4 points ago

It's super serious!

[–]BullwinkleB 2 points3 points ago

This is real life mutha fucka.

[–]directrix1 1 point2 points ago

Bingo!

[–]NOT_POOPING 1 point2 points ago

This is not a game. It is a business.

[–]gotrees 1 point2 points ago

It's okay. I remember you.

I already downvoted.

[–]smellybigfoot 48 points49 points ago

The pellet gun was worth every cent.

[–]Brillians 22 points23 points ago

yea it looks like that D needed some extra encouragement

[–]karmadogma 10 points11 points ago

Welcome to COSTCO. I love you.

[–]sir_otis_2004 1 point2 points ago

I came looking for the Idiocracy reference. Upvote for you.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 2 points3 points ago

Do the signs really get shot out or do they go out by themselves?

[–]sadtastic 1 point2 points ago

Contemporary channel letters tend to be lit with multiple LEDs in strips rather than delicate neon tubes. It's unlikely that a BB gun or pellet gun could do anything more than crack the face of the letter. The lights would stay on. This is more likely a problem with the circuit.

[–]blowinmyself 32 points33 points ago

Didn't even change the title huh? I thought mind_virus was banned?

[–]Johnny_Is_Truant 5 points6 points ago

Here in the UK fuddruckers would be considered rather bloody rude anyway, fudd is slang for vagina here.

[–]squeeeeenis 13 points14 points ago

Yeah Finally happened a year ago, This is a repost.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

The title makes me want to punch OP in the face.

[–]ThatRobotGuy 7 points8 points ago

In the city where I live, there is a restaurant named Waids. The W has been burnt out for years.

[–]sadtastic 1 point2 points ago

[–]iscoopyourpoop 18 points19 points ago

The Original Post - Way to repost, keep the same title, AND repost the top comment of the original thread...

[EDIT] I guess he deleted the reposted comment

[–]Shitty_Shop 3 points4 points ago

[–]HOYS12 11 points12 points ago

Fuddruckers Fuddbuckers Buddbuckers Fuddfuckers Buddfuckers Buttfuckers

[–]Chyasorus 2 points3 points ago

I work at Fuddruckers and whenever they call me this is the picture that shows up. :P Good times.

[–]BigMchugeLarge 2 points3 points ago

I've been waiting my whole life for this. Thank you

[–]jay_hubs 2 points3 points ago

This is my post from almost a year ago. Since I don't enjoy fighting over make-believe karma, take my humble upvote and thanks for the free publicity!

Proof: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mdmvy/it_finally_actually_happened/

[–]yasisterstwat 5 points6 points ago

My dad used to call that place Buttfuckers

[–]newcomplaint 4 points5 points ago

was waiting for this reference

[–]austinanimal 1 point2 points ago

In my mom's hometown of Independence, Missouri there was an Old Country Buffet.

My 12 year old self was so excited when the o and ry burned out.

[–]jahagafaga 1 point2 points ago

Looks like someone got impatient with the "D"

[–]LetsHavePun 1 point2 points ago

In other news, cops are on the lookout for a vandal who smashed out the letters "UDDR" in a Fuddruckers sign last night.

/r/KarmaConspiracy

[–]s0merand0mchick 1 point2 points ago

It was only sort of funny the first time this was posted. :/

[–]bunglejerry 1 point2 points ago

What does Fuddruckers' idiotic name even mean in the first place?

[–]killaskezo 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure the op took this picture

[–]vagrantwade 1 point2 points ago

It finally happened. Years ago when this was taken and first put on the internet.

[–]CDerpington 1 point2 points ago

It didn't finally happen because this picture is well over 10 years old.

[–]TheNev 1 point2 points ago

I'm waiting for someone to shoot the C out of Canal Place; a shopping center in New Orleans for uppity types.

[–]candyman420 1 point2 points ago

The world can end now

[–]hacksword 1 point2 points ago

I like money....

[–]sir_fappington 1 point2 points ago

Hey there, ex-girlfriend. I know you monitor my reddit comments. You must be excited because I recently started using this account again. It's too bad you made an alternate account so I couldn't see what was really on your mind. It doesn't really matter anymore, so you should not delete any of your old posts and show me your what your other account is. I'm genuinely curious. If you don't, I'll flush fishlet.

[–]thomasrye 1 point2 points ago

I remember the first time I saw a mislit Perkins restaurant sign

[–]el3kt2ik 1 point2 points ago

I miss our local fuddruckers. I remember going there as a kid and as we waited for our order my dad gave me some money to play the street fighter II arcade edition cabinet. Good times were had.

[–]Ciderbat 1 point2 points ago

How many times will this be reposted?

[–]Half-sauce 1 point2 points ago

"Fucker's Hamburgers: where all the fucks are given, in the form of delicious burgers!"

[–]HiImTed 1 point2 points ago

i love the part in Idiocracy where they say they just simply changed the name to ButtFuckers

[–]7ian 1 point2 points ago

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRepost

[–]Sephiroth912 1 point2 points ago

Sure is repost in here.

[–]theminn 1 point2 points ago

[–]crimsonandred88 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the most blatant reposts ever. Exact same title and even the exact same imgur link.

[–]jethroboom 1 point2 points ago

Shameful repost, at least use a different title.

[–]TheLaw315 1 point2 points ago

THE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE

[–]fleshman03 1 point2 points ago

God I love Fuddruckers burgers... ummm burgers.

[–]OhAces 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

[–]Jesse_J 1 point2 points ago

this repost even has the same title ಠ_ಠ

[–]97bluelights 1 point2 points ago

[–]jeffha3 1 point2 points ago

There's a hamburger place where I live called Huddpuckers that claims to also have the best burgers. Odd.

[–]wallace321 1 point2 points ago

World's most kickass hamburgers

[–]Out-RAGE-ous 1 point2 points ago

Buttfuckers

[–]AndyLame 1 point2 points ago

Higgs particle announcement 2 days ago = 4050

F____uckers 3 hours ago = 3677

WTF